Perfect Europe Thread
i like it
>>79700451
It's not about borders, it's the people that matter.
>>79700451
germans in a union with anyone
>ever
>>79700451
why the fuck are us dutch with the fucking french, we're germanic.
>>79700611
you would rather fit with UK and France than with us
>>79700451
Explain again why we would want to be in a group with all those poor countries.
>>79700611
Anglos, French and Dutch together will not only rule the seven seas, you can ride the freaking milky way
>>79700573
i think his map was based on the people
As long as the British Monarchy still has a place at the head of the alliance, I'm fine with this.
>>79700451
Perfect Europe is every nation going on it's own separate way
>>79700726
explain to me why wealth should be a factor?
Looks good to me. But I think italy should be with the african union.
>>79700451
Don't try to drag us into your problems Hans.
>>79700781
Alright. We won't give you any money though. German money stays in Germany.
>>79700451
Throw Sweden out and take Federation of Baltic States in and you'll have the perfect Scandinavian union. Independent Scotland can come too.
>>79700726
>What are Hohenzollern and Habsburger monarchies
We were together for several centuries
>>79700451
Croats should belong to the core group, they are Catholic and putting them and Serbs in the same state is not really a good idea.
>>79700894
Before we got rich and they stayed poor.
>>79700451
>>79700956
We will make them rich again, no fear
And they will help us to uncuck our state again
>>79700956
I guess by "we" you mean West-Germany as East-Germany was just as fucked up economically as other communist countries.
>>79700569
GERMANY
GERMANY NO
>>79701088
West Germans sure love paying extra taxes to help the east German economy.
>>79700451
Id be fine with this as Economic unions and then those unions trade with the other unions. Nothing as monstrous as the EU though.
Also, only one complaint and that Moldova is in the Slavic Union, it is acceptable to move them in with Romania except for Transnistria the Slavs can keep that shithole. Anything past the Dniester wasn't part of the historical Moldova so that's fine.
>>79700611
France probably because of the Benelux relationship with France, but England and the Low Countries go back to the times of Charlemagne - English's closest relative is Frisian, though it's a distant cousin.
>>79700451
If its about the people, putting croats, serbs bosnians, bulgarians and albanians in the same state is a very bad idea.
Put croats into corr, pit serbs into east slavs and its all good, there can be peace on the balkans
>>79700451
More like
>France, Italy, Belgium, Spain
>Germany, Netherlands, Austria
>UK, Portugal
>>79700611
so is UK dumbass, its abt the Atlantic
just sayin', dutchbro
>>79701436
>France, Italy, Belgium, Spain
Spaniards and most Italians don't want a union with you, the Iberian union or Mediterranean Alliance are way more logical due to cultural and historical realtions
>Germany, Netherlands, Austria
This could be a good alternative, no discussion
>UK, Portugal
Muh oldest ally, literally no significant cultural relation between both nations
>>79701409
>Put croats into corr, pit serbs into east slavs and its all good, there can be peace on the balkans
Nah, you belong together
Estonians have practically nothing in common with Lithuanians besides being occupied by the same foreign power for 50 years. Baltic federation is a meme, and Estonians would actually be the 4th largest ethnic group in it after Russians so it will never happen.
>>79700451
thank god we're not incorporated in Russia again as in lot of other versions of these maps
Eesti and Suomi should form an union instead desu, I doubt the Finns want to be involved with scandi cuckery
>>79700451
>netherlands and belgium not formed together in the united provinces
I would rather be with the Germans then with the British or french
>>79701331
I'm frisian and that may be true but we also share a lot of ancestry with the Danes,norwegians and north germanics and our languages are more similar to those and the british then with the French language
>>79701035
They missed a spot in Switz.
>>79703898
Some day...
>>79700451
Good map for us, But include Greenland into the union and call it Nordic union and it will be absolutely perfect.
>>79700451
lol at balkan league, this area would be a warzone like middle east or eastern ukraine.
>>79700451
Will you stop with that damnable iberian union
>>79700451
>Scandinavian union
Isn't that just "Kalmar Union 2: Nordic Boogaloo"?
>>79703865
this one looks perfect
>>79700831
And you should be with the balkans
>>79703898
Pls take the entire peninsula so i get liberated by the Khanate aswell, Best regards Sven.
>>79704763
>share a lot of ancestry with Danes and Norwegians
It's called cuckolding
>>79705142
Throw Finland out and call it Ahmed union
>>79700760
/thread
>>79700451
>Core Europe
>Completely forgets that Europa is a Greek word
Oh, the German arrogance never fails to amuse me.
>>79700451
>Balkan league
Oh boy i cant wait for another happening
>>79700451
What is with foreigners trying to put us under Germanic rule? Put Estonia & Finland together and give the shit balts to Slavs
>>79705586
Without Greece and Italy northern europe would still be mudhuts.
everything in order here
>>79705990
The name for Portugal with galicia would be Portugalicia (citizen would be portugalego).
Some say not the entire portugal, but only the north of portugal with galicia, since both share celtic roots. and are quite similar.
It's a very old idea.
>>79701666
From a cultural pov, we're way closer to Italy than Germany or UK.
Most of our culture is based on our common religion: catholic faith.
That's why Italy, Spain & France are more likely to run efficiently in the long run than an alliance with Germany or the UK.
You guys are cool neighbours to have, I'm sure we could work together a lot on scientific researches or military collaboration to protect our continent but I'm afraid we couldn't form an empire.
thank you germoney
Make fyrom half bulgarian half greek and its all fine. Fuck the balkan niggers.
>>79700451
hi adolf, how's weather?
>>79703865
egt grood nedland :DDD
>>79700451
>working with France
"no"
>>79700451
I like intermarum better. I wouldn't want to be separated from Transylvania or Voivodina even if they are in Romania or Serbia. Cultural ties run deep along the region. Hungary is equally distant from Germany and Macedonia.
Plus Croats and Bulgarians are total bros.
>everyone posting multicultural unions and new countries.
Other then Austria/Germany. None of this would work
>>79705990
10/10
Based Schwäger 4 the rescue.
>>79708914
Flanders in the Netherlands not only would work, it also needs to happen.
>>79708945
>austrian imperial flag
looks a hell of a lot like the old Iranian (persian) flag.
>>79700451
>core europe
>no blue banana
>slavs and mongols
k
>>79700857
we will recover eventually. we were on par with the west before communism, it will return to normal without EU gibs
>>79700451
The bigger the empire, the more degenerate it becomes, and the harder you'll feel the fall.
You should all adopt the Swiss model.
>>79700451
Find any fault with this.
Protip: You can't.
heaven on earth
>>79711710
invite carnolia for sea access
>>79711604
Nope, indeed perfect. Polder Power.
>>79711604
That's actually kind of decent.
>>79705278
Not entirely, the Jutes were North Sea Germanic as well.
>>79700451
Hahahaha, what about no! Spain is fucking lucky their King and our first one were first cousins and ours had a thing for removing kebab otherwise we would have the whole Atlantic coast by now.
>>79706444
This would be acceptable as long as we reserved the privilege to remove southern kebab if they got uppity
Best possible europe coming through
Best Europe
Contries not colored are simply irrelevant
>LE NORDIC UNION MEME
please commit fucking suicide
>>79700451
Slovak here. We dont want to be in any country thas has German caliphate cucks in it. You Germans are disgrace of a men, degenerate inbreds that let your wifes be raped by muslim rats, your leader is an old women and you suck up to kikes and niggers. You have no real men in your country, just bunch of weak faggots that will be all soon turned to Islam. Count us in to East Slavic empire with our Russian brothers
>>79713012
>preferring the R*ssian roach over anything
t. born in 1997
>>79700569
volksdeutsch from Posen detected
>>79712983
B-but Kalmarunionen...
>>79705990
What the SHIT is that Italy/Byzantium?
It's only us calling Byzantines that, they thought of themselves as Romans, it wouldn't make sense for there to be a Roman Empire at the same time as a Byzantine Empire.
Either make it all a huge Roman Empire or call it something else.
Why does the SPQR get parts of Iberia and France anyway?
>>79711604
That's great you fucking roach.
>>79708914
It's autistic.
>>79700451
>uniting the different people in the balkans in one country did not work
>do it again but 1000x worse
this is the most stupid map I have ever seen.
>>79711604
Indeed i can't
>>79712766
>Italy relevant
Kek, good one
>>79713119
I was born 1990, I generally prefer being with Slavs not just Russians. Being for now in Austria with rally multicultural community I have learned this.
Russians, Serbians, Croats, Bosnians and other Slavs are bros. Great sense of humor love to fight, love women, they hate; fags, liberals, US and all this degenerate western shit. Also people from countries liike Kazachstan are based, Mongolians, Taiwanese and Chinese are also ok.
I cant Albanians (Kosovo), Americans, Hungarians and generally muslims (Lebanese are not that bad) and blacks. Also lot of French and other western europeans are annoying as hell.
>>79700451
>No Bassarabia, Bukovina or Transnistria for Romania
>Allied with Turk lovers(Bosnia), mini turks(Albanians) and Catholiock slavs(Croatians)
At least no North Transylvania BS.
>>79701035
Well this is misleading at best.
>>79705990
>Austrian giving us the bankrupt part of Austria when there's barely any Slovenes left
Oh no you don't you cheeky cunt.
>>79713897
Thanks you Franz, sorry about 1914 :(
>>79711604
>Poland Stealing Muh Tranistria and Bucovina
>Good
REEEEEEE
>>79711793
Carniola has no sea access since, like, the 15th century lmao
>>79714030
Not Austrian, I am Slovak :)
>>79713844
Your color is grey/milk idiot
It's obvious that my Polish girlfriend matter, I was talking about Switzerland and niggers
>>79713138
delet this
>>79700451
> depriving us our ethnic territories in siberia
Fuck off, hanzel.
>Perfect Europe
>Germany still exists
>>79700451
Fuck off globalist
>>79700451
Brits I can live with
France I cannot
>>79714308
THIS
>>79714269
how is life in slovakia? I've been thinking about moving to either their or hungary since my country is turning into a leftist hellhole at an alarming rate, and I fear that its downfall is inevitable at this point.
>>79713897
> Kazachstan are based, Mongolians, Taiwanese and Chinese are also ok
> I cant (...) Hungarians
Why do you have to be so mean, Ivan? We shared a country for 1000 years ffs.
>>79714269
Even better, бpaт
>>79700760
Greek preach
>>79700451
uk and france together
yea fuck off retard
>Balkans united
Are you retarded
>England united with any foreign country after Brexit
Are you retarded
>Ukraine part of Russia
Are you retarded
>France giving away Corsica
Are you retarded
>Greece annexing part of Turkey
Are you retarded
>Based Finland being polluted with Sweden Yes
Absolutely haram
perfect
>>79714790
>Ukraine part of Russia
They're the fucking same. Instead of papa they say tato and that's it.
>France giving away Corsica
That island speaks a different language though
>Greece annexing part of Turkey
deportations
>>79705990
>Germany still existing
>>79705990
Needs a little bit more fixing but essentially perfect
>>79714727
Czechs and Slovaks are different enough to warrant separation
Unlike Estonia and Finland, Latvia and Lithuania aren't Finnic and should be separate
Bulgars need to be separate
Otherwise pretty good
>>79713138
Kek. The only relevant map.
>>79700451
Pls no. Italy is the most corrupt country and we're doomed without EU monies.
>>79711893
>>79711966
>>79713637
>>79713763
T-t-thanks...
>>79714069
Shut the fuck up I already gave you your retarded cousin.
>>79713964
Come on, we just like a tiny bit of turkish cock from behind. Without them there are no gibsmedats from anyone else.
>>79715207
wtf you talking about
Greeks and Italians are destined for each other
Literally oldest and strongest ally in Europe
>>79715086
>Czechs and Slovaks are different enough to warrant separation
>But somehow it's okay to have the Dutch in Germany
de ameriKAAN
>>79700451
>Netherlands together with Belgium, France and the UK
M8 what. I like our neighbours but the Netherlands would really not fit with those. We'd probably do better with Norway and Denmark and such
>>79715207
Cuck.
>>79704763
>I'm frisian
Frisian brother!
>>79700451
>United British Isles
>Good
>For some reason France, the Netherlands and Belgium are included with us
>What_are_you_doing.gif
>>79715893
Vlaanderen is nederlands
>>79705990
>Lublin Union
Mah nigguh
>>79715616
> Literally oldest and strongest ally in Europe.
In fact culturally and historically do not have anything in common only the sea.
>>79713318
True, the names are not perfect. also, this map is not possible without some genocidal activity.
Neo Byzantium and SPQR would both reimagine its ancient past, as you can see I didn’t draw borders between today’s languages, but try to build on similar histories and culture groups. That’s why Austria is not part of some greater Germany.
SPQR would unite Catalans, Occitans, and North Italians, to be a romance mediterranian Imperium in the West. Sardinia maybe should belong there as well.
The eastern Roman empire would reverse the whole unfortunate islamic expansion. I didn’t want to call it Rome, without it including the city of the same name.
>Unite Romania with all the nations that hate it and hate it back
>lel no Moldavia though
You people have no grasp of Geography and history,why do you make these threads.
>>79717028
What do you mean ?
That you have no deep relation with them ?
>>79717419
We don't
>>79714018
Yes he does, you idiot! I'd go for this just to get our land back.
Why are you autists always coming up with this Iberian union crap? It's fucking retarded.
>>79717979
Kek tell that to my freaking school book
>>79700451
>slovenia in core
based
>>79717419
Small Greek colonies in Italy between 700-300 B.C. do not make the deep relations with them
because many years have passed and culturally distant.
Ancient language Latin - Greek
Religion Catholic - Orthodox
and more.
France and Spain is much more related with the occupation of the Italian territories until 1800.
>>79718443
What's the problem?
>>79705990
Except that we Swedes hate Danes. So no fucking thank you.
>>79700451
you do realize, none of this map coloring matters?
>>79718536
Wasn't half of greek under Venetians till the early 18th century, what about southern Italy which was byzantine for several centuries in medieval times ?
Also deep relations between roman and greek culture till 5th century AD
>>79718626
usually people put it with mudskin south slavs
Someone posted this yesterday
>>79712766
>Poland irrelevant
>Belarus relevant
>>79718814
Venice had small territories mostly islands. Byzantine in the Middle Ages is also irrelevant since there will be the Renaissance.
>>79719247
Estonia should be together with Finland
Latvia should be together with us
>>79719767
>Venice had small territories mostly islands.
It was the whole peleponnese, though
Don't underestimate venetian influence
Also, rennaissance was started by byzantine scholars which flew Constantinople after 1453 and settled in tuscany
Sorry if I ask this sassy, but are you Italian my friend ? You seem to lack serious knowledge about your own history to be honest
>>79720097
>peleponnese
1685 - 1715 Whoa 30 years 300 years ago.
Obviously the 1730-1861 with the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies and Napoleon are less relevant than byzantine in the Middle Ages.
>>79700726
Hey, fuck you, turk.
>>79700451
>Istria is not italian
>>79701331
Can you burger faggots stop pretending you know anything about European history, the only french community in the BeNeLux is Wallonia, and it's a very small minority that everyone hates. That there is one province of Frisians that has a linguistic resemblence to Anglos does not mean it is a justification to put us together. Dutch is closer to German, even if Dutch is the second closest ( Frisian first ) to English. It just means the isle fuckers are loners. Our economy and culture is tied to Deutschland in many ways, including Frisians.
tl;dr fuck off
>>79719247
Danzig is a Polish settlement.
>It's another "uneducated irredentists masturbate over nationalistic fantasies" thread
step aside for the REAL Europe, lads
>>79700451
>reuniting all the balkan countries
Because that worked so well last time
>>79714308
/thread
>>79714308
This.
>>79700451
>>79700451
This is real Europe, rest is a wasteland.
Why can't /pol/acks draw borders for shit?
>>79725144
>>79700760
Yup.
>>79711604
Israel
>>79724341
actually looking forward to this
>>79725628
at least they kill 10 shitskins a day
Germany can't be united, even less so under a union.
They a cultural tendency to seek dominance while having none of the spiritual force or moral backbone to do so.
This is why all the Germanic reich making failed. They are not fit to rule, too much of the petty peasant mentality in them.
>>79700451
> go home Slavic man
>>79700451
>iberian union
>not imperium hispaniae
0/10
>>79705990
How cool would it be to move the capital of Britain to the Isle of Man?
>>79725144
>UNITED IRELAND
>>79700451
im okay with this
>>79700451
Fuck the French, ain't gonna share a nation with them
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jGi38yF.png "latest[1].png")
>>79727102
Anglo-Dutch union when?
>>79726628
>>79727426
Get rid of Scotland and Northern Ireland, they are all a bunch of freeloading socialist cunts and aren't Germanic either. I can live with a united England and Netherlands though.
>>79727426
>>79727596
Is this better?
>>79718649
you swedes hate everybody white, would you rather be with somalia?
>>79700451
R8
>>79727678
That's alright. Denmark and Norwegians should join in too, they are cool and you could have your North-Sea Empire and we would save them from the Swedes at the same time.
>>79700451
>>79727892
>serbia gets predominantly serbian regions of Bosnia
>croatian regions remain independent
fuck you
>>79700451
Core Europe seems like a nice name for a cyberpunk evil dictatorship.
>>79700451
Yeah, no. Take a hike, faggot.
>>79700451
>> Luxembourg is in the SEA LEAGUE
>> has no access to the ocean
Well OP how does it feel being completely retarded?
>>79728127
I gave the Croats Herzegovina...
>>79703898
Yes pls
>>79703898
>Mongols stealing our best fishing spots
Over my dead body
