http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>dead male found on train tracks, looks 19
>sumboody shot in arm, hand and leg
>many domestics
>many fireworks
>the roof is on fire
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
first for dead germans
>>79700278
http://archive.is/DbFmt EBT SHUT DOWN EDITION
>98642 WA FAGS I SEE YOU ROBERTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4
first for nothing.
>>79700502
nice speed.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>>79700514
(((IF IF IF IF )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
>>79700278
One for Sienna-onee-chan~
ALSO THREATENING SUICIDE. GONNA JUMP OFF BRIDGE
another suicidal person
6th for drag racers
>jumping off a bridge
>>79700514
>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
>MALE BLACK (((WORD PLACEMENT)))
>THREW A BRICK
OK /chiraq/ I have an idea
You know how we have highlights in the op? How about we also have death counts, crime counts, and etc counts?
It won't be exact, but we can get general numbers.
Daily reminder
Niggers rape their own a lot.
This is the tip of the iceberg on nigger crimes that largely go unreported.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/shenegotiates/2012/04/25/black-women-sexual-assault-and-the-art-of-resistance/#5ad15aad3d8e
>According to an ongoing study conducted by Black Women’s Blueprint, sixty percent of Black girls have experienced sexual abuse before the age of 18. More than 300 Black women nationwide participated in the research project. A similar study conducted by The Black Women’s Health Imperative seven years ago found the rate of sexual assault was approximately 40%.
>/v/ spend all his NEET bux on Steam Sales
>Cannot feed himself anymore
>Decides to call 911 as he stands on top of a bridge
>>79700514
Two star-crossed lovers reaching out to the beast with many names.
>>79700651
well there was an anon who used to greentext the events but he hasn't been here for two days
speak american, or don't call 911
>>79700651
I suggested a couple days ago when these threads started that someone do a running tally of arrests and shit. The response I got back was that there's so much crime going on in Chicago it would require an enormous amount of resources to keep track of it all.
Dat feel when the small town you live in has had 2 people arrested in the last 2 days and you can not just understand all this crime. Some please explain this 2 me it is just making me sad
>>79700752
> last night was two days ago
>7 guys threatening her
>a drunk guy threatening to shoot a woman
what a sexist world
You forgot.... smooch
>>79700752
I noticed many /CPD Scanner/ regulars went missing once the weekend hit.
>>79700278
7 MALES THREATENING TO SHOOT
DRUNK GUY AFTER CLOSING
>>79700779
>enormous amount of resources
Don't worry we got kek on our sides
>>79700823
NEXT UP
Detroit.....
>>79700836
and this day makes two
anyone get a bingo this weekend?
why even have police there?
>>79700823
Niggers. Duh
>>79700858
i think everyone is in clinton foundation general, even the trump general has lost its loyal anons. now its just shitposters complaining/defending anime
>>79700935
i've seen nothing but dumb comments from leafs tonight
stop it now
>>79700935
agree
>2025
America walls off south Chicago.
>>79700935
Because white people live there, and there's alot of valuable infrastructure and buildings in the city.
Remove the police force and all of that valuable shit will be destroyed by the nogs in the city.
>>79700989
>thinking leafs make smart comments
>>79700690
1 incest rape is a tragedy..1 million incest rapes is a statistic. They are accidentally as evil as Stalin
ded
>>79700995
I legitimately want a prison city.
>>79700278
>dead teen on the tracks
CLINTON
CLINTON
CLINTON
CLINTON
CLINTON
>>79700978
>inb4 /polg/
Goodnight Robert. Robert over and out Robert.
wait was there a stabbing in a nursing home?
>>79701027
The Chicago anons have openly stated the police force only exists there to keep crime contained in certain areas, not to stop it.
>>79701132
BYE ROBERT
10-4
>>79701075
with armoured cablecars for tourist observation
Aight, it's getting late and I need to start drinking early tomorrow, so g'night fellow Roberts. And don't forget to CHECK. YOUR. KEYS.
I might not be a robot, but I am a Robert.
another fight and breaking windows
>6-7 females with knives and mace fighting out front
>>79701272
see ya robert
>>79701272
Im out also.
screencap the first guy that gets a Robert ID for me...
ill be trying for mine in the morning.
>also everything he says is absolute truth.
>>79701263
Those would have to wait until all of the ammo in such a city was expended. An armored cable car could take some hits, yes, but if the cable gets hit it will eventually fray and snap.
>>79700924
Yes, everyday
>>79700278
Aight I'm off Roberts. Stay /comfy/
>>79701353
oh shit i hadn't thought of that, then we would have an escape from new york situation
ROBERT ON THE SCENE OF DAMON!
>robert is on the scene
>>79700278
Is that you, Robert?
Is this me?
>backyard party that won't end
D-did I hear that right?
>>79701450
>>79701527
n1 joker
>>79701594
time to end it myself.
>>79701507
Nah, the passengers would die in the impact with how high the cable cars would have to be in the event the cable snapped.
Not to mention to prevent the more industrious from simply knocking out the support towers, the cable support towers would have to be repurposed skyscrapers with the upper floor structures torn out/off.
>>79701594
yoo can hit dis blunt niqqa but you cant never leave
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMYRfVw0Wcs
well im tired, see ya folks, really good day.
>mom almost got raped by her son
make sure to come back for tomorrow, lotta shit to be happening. stay comfy 10-4
Rolling for my Robert I'd
>Lincoln Continental
I wonder if it was one of the classic ones with the suicide doors...
First person to roll 10-4 becomes has to move to Chicago and become dispatch so we can get are memes
Lincoln Continental!
Weak shit for the last two days. I want a body count
any west coasters still awake
AXEDENT
happening
>>79701941
10-4
>4"people" crashed into a railing.
Accident with 4 people in the vehicle.
>>79701996
I think at least 4 people have died tonight, maybe more. Last night someone had his face torn off by a dog attack.
the fuck is this
am-bah-lamps
>10-4
Robert ID pls
AMBERLAMPS
>>79702073
Fresh meme! hot off the meme plate
>>79702053
Best one yesterday was a boy bites neighbors dog. I want a massive happening
>>79701914
Naahhhhh. But it was bad and had a black guy hanging out the window with a gun
>>79702135
That wasnt a death so much as a WTF moment.
BLUE ON BLUE
>>79702198
*Beige
>>79702198
Sounds classic to me.
>>79701063
Stalin was building SOCIALISM. A glorious future for a mankind. His only guilt is that he failed.
What blacks make? other blacks.
They are worse than Stalin.
>>79702237
Yes your right. I felt bad for the pupper. Oh well maybe today someone will napalm the city. Fingers crossed.
>row houses
>>79702135
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
>Cincinnati is 45% dindu
this could be good
>>79701716
i was assuming keep the cable car support outside the city like pic related
>>79702450
I found most of the threads from 2 days ago. Will compile in 15 min or so
>>79702450
Nice tip. I'm still hopeing we get that fabulous holiday happening we all deserve so much. I'll be watching and praying for the chimp out that starts another revolution in this country.
>>79702495
Chicago is huge, and having a cable long enough to span that distance (12-15km) would be under enormous strain to the point of snapping under its own weight. Running it through modified skyscrapers spreads out the strain.
>>79702588
Thanks Alot. Appreciate your efforts for the tally.
>>79702588
>>79700278
>pants in the hallway
>unknown entry to the rear
14 Robert sounds like a hottie!
I was really wanting a nig nogacide this Holiday. Still 20 hours to go approximately.
>>79702823
she is a negro
Well, things are pretty calm tonight. A lot of the action was earlier today. I'll see you all tomorrow. Robert, out.
>>79702935
Proof?
I wanted to give out free quarter sticks with super fast fuses but thought better of it for my own safety. I was gonna carry a bunch around until they were stolen from me and then watch the fingers fly. Too much risk on my part. Next year.
>>79702001
Bay Area listener here..
>>79702823
>>79702935
high test
AUSTRALIAN MASTERCARD.
HOLY FUCK!
>>79702640
that's huge, imagine the jobs it would create though
>>79703005
here dialect mainly
also
"we got an axe-a-dent"
CHECK YO MAFUGGIN' KEYS
Check yo keys
CHECK YOUR KEYS CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>79703084
I just thought it was more a southern-type drawl.
Anyway, did you hear about 3 or 4 nights ago when there was an female officer with an Irish accent? Oh my, lovely...
LMAO jumped out of an ambulance
>>79703083
Well, not really. It's just tearing out the guts of a skyscraper then threading a cable through it.
There would be more jobs to be had in construction of the wall and maintaining containment.
Also, CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS.
>>79703196
a lot of the girls sound like qts desu
cops biggest challenge ? Not having their mic keyed. Ftw
>>79703333
keys checked
My biggest challange. The correct lingo.
Trying to listen to Detroit and Chicago at the same time. Seems a bit slow on both feeds. But I think Detroit did just mention some chick trying to smash in a window with a sledgehammer.
>>79703701
Looking for her boyfriend or baby daddy.
Is it just me or has the feed gone very quiet all of a sudden?
>>79701079
>underrated comment of the night
>>79704214
Shit, I had the volume turned down when I was on the phone to the pizza shop. Sorry :(
>someone in the park impersonating a police officer
nice
>See these threads for a couple days now
>Still have no fucking clue what this is about
>Reading through the replies still no fucking clue
that giggle
>>79704427
>>79704427
It's about laffin at niggers.
>>79704427
We get to listed to the Chicago PD's never ending battle to contain the chaos.
>>79704427
we listen to Chicago, a total mess, and create memes based on the wild and wacky adventures from the night featuring
>sassy dispatch
>robert
>gangbangers
>sierrachan
>and more
it's pretty great and super comfy. sometimes there are drawfags that create visual representations of the various misadventures
https://soundcloud.com/dnainfo-radio/racially-charged-language-caught-on-citywide-police-scanner-chatter
>12 stab wounds
>victim has twelve stab wounds on her
Goddamn. Someone got stabby.
>>79705410
Damn man.
>>79705404
>they're literally all dealing with it
>the comments are still coons butthurt that the dude who said that isn't being drawn and quartered in the streets
>teeth broken
>blood, lots.
MFW
listening to these the past few nights has really opened my eyes. I thought /pol/ was just being racist. Now I realize how frighting it must be to be anywhere near these thug types.
the night Chicago thread died. NYC robert out.
>have nice house
>some fucking niggers want to beat each other up at 4:30 AM
wow, those crickets.
*CRICKETS*
>>79706155
>>79706149
>glass falling from the building
>>79706407
>620 (Serf? Serve? Surf? interpreted as Surf, found West Surf Street)
pretty building, though I was hoping for something taller.
Goodnight Robert! This was comfy and enjoyable.
Still amazed at the 12 stab wounds. DAMN
>not practicing soccer at 4:30 AM
enjoy this hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4U0y8zZm28
Another suicidal person.
>black male with no shirt and black pants still running around
run lil nigga!
>i hit her in the head, she's bleeding, but she's receiving EMS
brutal
I HIT HER IN THE HEAD. SHE'S BLEEDING BUT REFUSING EMS!
>>79709013
>>79709029
>That's right bitch, you best not be receiving no EMS or pressin no charges!
HOTTIE OFFICER ALERT!
>>79709415
Bedroom voice
>>79709502
I wonder if she was in bed when she called dispatch?
>>79704427
> too stupid to listen to The Stream while reading the comments and put the two together
A FUCKING LEAF
>>79710056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g55oxb9EoFU
Ex husband is about to open a can of whoop-ass on the new dick
>>79710498
what, what I miss?
>>79710651
Woman has a gentleman caller over. Ex husband climbed in through the front window. Threatening to beat up the ex-wife and the new boyfriend. Everybody's been drinking.
>can you meet me in the mens room at the station
lewd
>>79710868
Heh
Th calm before the storm
>>79711111
CONFIRMED
more suicidal people what the hell.
>>79711111
check those keys
>Minor injuries to his private parts
Someone got caught cheating.
>>79712100
kek
>>79712100
I wonder if that could be considered a sexual battery?
>>79711111
There won't be any storm. The gang intelligence unit of the Chicago Police rounded up 88 dindus they've marked as prone to violence or the weekend.
>>79703236
>>79702495
Just install cameras jesus christ
Did storm drain nigger strike last night?
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>>79712100
What classes as minor and what classes as major I wonder
>>79713167
Minor could be anywhere from simple abrasions to getting kicked in the crotch a few times
Major would be everything up to and including amputation of the cock and balls.
>>79713167
His balls are stable.
>>79713316
Stable is not a condition, Robert.
I think yesterday's arsonist is back.
He took her iPad!
>>79714080
Could be. That was weird. If I recall correctly, it was a group of niggers wearing masks lighting garbage and garages on fire.
the guy is still ringing the doorbell
>>79714159
I'd be pissed if someone stole my iPad. What would I shitpost at the coffee shop with? A laptop like a pleb?
So, since concealed carry was made legal in Illinois, does anybody shoot back yet?
>>79714381
>Shitposting at a coffeeshop
Nigga what
>>79714410
Yeah. The first time was literally days after the first permit was sent out.
NOISY AIRCON!!
>>79714381
>>79714451
>noisy air conditioning unit
Yeah, definitely a reason to call the police.
>>79714578
the aircon had a knife!
>>79714465
>Yeah. The first time was literally days after the first permit was sent out.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>79714630
I bet it was a nigger AC!
Call for k9 unit
>>79714465
noice
SUSPICIOUS HISPANIC
>>79714741
NO SHIRT AND JEANS HALFWAY DOWN ITS ASS!
nasty names how rude
>His car was taken by his...baby's mother
>>79715004
My wife's son had something similar happen.
>>79711111
Quints!
>chiquita clark
It's Donald Banana's cousin!
>fingerprints off a Hennessey bottle
The stereotypes are real.
>>79715360
Hahahah
LEAVE A CARD!
>>79715517
It would be rather ominous to come home and see a police department business card in the door.
This dispatcher right now sounds qt as fuck.
>it's a ridiculous domestic but you need to go anyway
>stole playstation
>>79715768
You wait til you hear the Female officer with the Irish accent.
>You will melt.
STOLEN PLAYSTATION
CAR SLEEPERS
FUCK!!
wait what? I heard something about a stolen playstation.
>>79715948
Oh, shit, they have an Irish officer? Noice.
>>79715926
Deshawn and Rayshawn are sleeping in the car with the PlayStation. Should be interesting
>>79715993
Yep. I heard her two nights ago. She sounded lovely too. You know what those almost velvety Irish accents are like?
Very nice indeed.
>>79716070
Hope they have an AC inverter to power it and a TV!
>>79716150
I know exactly what you mean. Very sexy.
711 SUPERVISOR!
>>79701226
Stopping it would entail building massive furnaces.
This sassy black female dispatcher kek
>male black, 5'6", 160lbs, black pants, black gym shoes
>attempted to sexually assault victim with a gun
The shit never ends in Chiraq.
>>79717517
>tfw no sassy dispatcher gf
"How was work?" suddenly goes from small talk to something you'd actually pay attention to.
>>79719240
She doesn't sound cute, though. She's just funny in a sassy black woman way
Ah, well, scanner is all quiet now. Things really calm down once the sun comes up.
Now I'm going to sleep all day and wake up for fireworks, beer, and more Chiraq action tonight.
magical computers
