So /pol/, how are you celebrating Independence Day?
I'm going to see fireworks all by myself at the park.
>>79686786
Watch those edges
>>79686710
Play some good old fashioned cod world at war. Only Choose American side
>>79686786
>>79686710
I'm gonna watch the fireworks in the backyard of the house I've lived in my entire life.
I'm 34 and live with my mother. I'm a loser. Are you people happy?
>>79687195
No, I envy you for being able to watch fireworks in the backyard of your house.
>>79686786
Woah. an Explosive turkroach. dont blow up too much. its bad for your health
Making fried chicken and watermelon hats and then blowing up a grocery bag full of M80s and bottle rockets and killing a 30 pack
>>79686710
shooting Afghanis
lol wheres that buttmad turkroach he loves seeing me post
>>79686786
>>79686710
Been drinking since noon enlisted sailor right here hooyah usa
>>79687380
Remember to stay safe, anon.
>>79687419
Turkroach probably is just shitposting every thread he can find.
>>79686710
Sitting here alone on 4chan most likely
>tfw no friends
I have to work and then take care my grandfather. So, probably will read a book.
>>79687562
You sure you can read a book when explosions are going on outside?
>>79687306
Before last year we had to sit at the edge of the driveway, but then the neighbors cut down some trees. Now it's clear visibility from the backyard
I'm going to be on 3 separate drugs and I'm going to wearing full Trump gear while watching the fireworks.
I'm giving blood. Independence Day is a triple points day at the blood bank!
>>79687787
Must be pretty chill. Just lean back on your lawn chair with some cold beers and just relax.
>>79687860
>>79687878
Its always good to see anons going something worthy of making America great again
>>79686710
Working for double-time.
>>79686786
hows the istanbul airport doing?
Job fucked me over so I worked a double on Saturday, 12 hours sunday and then another 12 today, then back midnight to 8am on tuesday.
>>79688236
Sucks to be a wagecuck
Turkroach's post got deleted
ITS AMERICA TIME
>>79687879
That's exactly the plan.
I'll be drinking this shit.
It's a beer brewed in Philadelphia based on an actual historical recipe used by Thomas Jefferson.
It's like drinking the Declaration of Independence
>>79686710
My one niece doesn't like fireworks so we aren't going to a display. We're just going to be at my sister's house, fishing and sitting around all day.
Some coworkers and I are going to the beach and we're going to have a barbeque, then after we sober up we're going to drive down to the local park and watch fireworks and drink more.
>>79686710
Eat some burgers with the senpai, play some Fallout nothing special. My porch gives me a good view of a massive fireworks display ever year so that's always enjoyable.
I'm thinking of how it would be better if I was never born
Golf 7 hours from now, lunch and drinks in the club house after. Then off to my brothers to float down the river, shoot guns, BBQ and light off fireworks.
>>79686710
Where you at bro, I'll go with you.
>>79686710
Having a bbq with a bunch of friends.
Not doing nothing, another day taking care of the infirm like always.
Reminder that if you don't buy gigantic professional grade mortars and make your whole neighborhood hear them you are literally not an American
>>79686710
I have no friends so I asked my brother to watch me from his window as I light sparklers
What do Americans do on their Independence Day?
Chinks eat hotpot at home with family and watch the military parade + speech on TV. Then fireworks.
>>79689021
i might sneak away for a minute to grill burgers, but that'll be it.
I'm masturbating to anime right now.
>>79686710
>>79689334
watch parades, drink, eat grilled meats, drink, watch or set off fireworks, drink
happy freedom day America
>>79686710
I'm sniping niggers on the offramp on I285 brb.
>>79689334
we usually cook various meats on a grill and eat watermelon and other summer fruits like that(pork ribs, pork chops, steak, usually most served with barbecue). lots of beer. occasionaly marijuana in the later hours. when it start to get a little dark I go to the park and watch the fireworks with my family. I work tomorrow and we are having a cook-out for lunch
>>79689386
my dad has been dying for 15/20 years. I think he is too mean to die. lol ah he's a great guy i guess.
>>79689334
We drink beer, shoot guns, watch fireworks, and basically party.
If Germany did it, they would be called Nazis.
>>79689334
Same, except instead of hotpot we have BBQ and parades aren't military-exclusive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-7XWhyvIpE
>best part of July 4th
>>79689473
Fucking chinks
>>79686710
With family
I just feel wary about tomorrow. Day before the end of Ramadan falling on the 4th
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>>79690012
That's some good trolling, abdul.
mfw
>>79690012
Go home, dad. You're drunk.
Barbecuing and lighting the fireworks i had to drive 250 miles to buy.
I'm also gonna ask out my neighbor, i'm too much of a pussy to spit out the words so i'll be handing her a nice little letter.
>>79686710
me to OP
alcohol and depression, and explosives, its the only way
>>79689754
God speed spare no one
>>79689473
>leftover crack t shirt
>burning a flag
The ultimate edge lord desu senpai
Watch any American Revolution related tv shows (or Sons of Liberty that I DVRed) or listen to American music, make a flag cake, have day interrupted by work, then watch local fireworks, have hot dogs and cake later.
