You're off the hook India
PEE IN THE LEE
As a native German, I wear a cock cage at all times, so peeing is much easier while sitting down.
Don't knock it til you try it.
>>79668409
Baaahahaha!
Germany has become Sweden!!
if I piss sitting down. I get piss over the bottom of the seat because my piss stream is so powerful
>>79668409
>>79668409
PEE IN LEE
>>79668409
That's a sign from a Jimmy John's bathroom ya stupid faggot
GERMANY YES
>>79668409
How the fuck do people piss like this? Every time I've tried I had to stuff my dick down there and it was uncomfortable as fuck.
>>79668641
Degenerate fat fuck.
>>79670306
Not to mention dick touching cold porcelain...
>>79668409
Wtf? Haha Germany YES
>sit to poo in loo
>pubes somehow caught in foreskin holding me willy up
>end up pissing right between the seat and the toilet
that was fun
>Not peeing whilst sitting down
>Splashing your piss everywhere
Burgers everyone
>>79673325
>being a woman
Cucks everyone
Peeing sitting down is emasculating and is for women and fags.
>>79673591
>making your OWN toilet dirty with piss
Amerifats, ladies and gentlemen
>>79673809
>not learning to aim like a man
>not cleaning your toilet every 4-5 days like you should be doing anyway
Let me guess, you have a microdick that causes your piss to splatter everywhere when you pee.
who here /hastotuckbackphimosis-tierforeskineachtimebeforetakingapissoritwillsprayinmulitpledirections/?
>>79674185
>having to clean your own fucking stale piss instead of just sitting down
If peeing while sitting makes one a "woman", do you then take a shit standing you double nigger?
If you sit and pee while shitting, than you should just shut the fuck up and accept that peeing while sitting is completely normal and much more hygenic.
>>79668409
> Implying I will ever sit on other people's butt sweat if I only have to piss
Just go stick to producing scheisse porn, Germany.
The greatest musician of the post-punk era.
>>79673702
For Muslims too
They think that peeing while standing is haram
>>79674560
whoops wrong board
>>79674534
Actually you squat because it's better for your rectal track.
Go back to raping germany papa roach
>>79674578
Why didn't I get a (You) from this? Wtf?
>>79673325
>>79673809
>>79674534
>brits AND roaches teaming up to defend peeing like a fucking woman
LITERALLY CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>79674808
>peeing like a woman
how do you pee while taking a shit, Jorge?
>>79674953
How do you pee without taking a shit? You sit down, like a fucking woman.
>>79674953
You stand up and play Cut the Log
>>79673809
I agree with you roach. I pee sitting down because I hate cleaning around the toilet and I don't want my tile grout to be discolored.
>>79668409
Why is he pissing blood? Do all Indians piss blood?
>>79668409
> What is a urinal..
> correct answer: everything because I am a man.
I have never once in my life sat down to pee and I never will. It is degenerate. I have however put an entire cucumber in my ass.
>>79668409
Sorry OP I can't piss sitting down. My cock hits the bottom of the toilet bowl. Even when I go to take a shit I piss standing up first then sit-down to take a shit while holding my cock up
>>79672775
This senpai.
don't piss blood, get an infection instead
>>79676829
Same here
Fucking microdick roaches
>>79668541
underappreciated
>>79668409
SIT AND DRIP GERMKEKS HAHAHAHA IN DYING
SIT AND DRIP SIT AND DRIP SIT AND DRIP SIT AND DRIP SIT AND DRIP SIT AND DRIP SIT AND DRIP SIT AND DRIP
>>79668774
I feel sorry for you guys, stuck between Sweden and Germany. Try not to catch cuckoldry from them.
>he doesn't piss in the sink
The sink is a more functional urinal
>piss sitting down
>still splashes
>plus dick touching the bowl
>plus it splashes on my dick
>plus it splashes out of the bowl still
why germany?
>>79669336
I'd break the loo.
