Ok anons, you're in a situation where all your posts on /pol/ have been recorded and they will be broadcasted with your name and face to the world.
How screwed are you?
I don't care
>>79653305
I've honestly always posted under the assumption that the US and Pakistani govts are recording everything I do online in a file with my name and citizen number on it.
>>79653305
you sound scared of maymay, anon
>>79653305
I'm self employed and make enough money to have high quality hookers every day of the week. I'm fine..
>>79653305
Already happens when I talk politics with people. Most people have closet right-wing views but just haven't been attuned with them.
>>79654004
>>79653731
>>79653720
>>79653626
>>79653305
Who RIGHT NOW is MAN enough ,
TO write the worst thing possible?
>>79654172
I rape dogs
>>79654172
Hitler was OK, I guess.
>>79654172
Sometimes I don't shut the air conditioning off when I leave the house
>>79654248
>>79654239
Both of you are PUSSIEEEEEESSSS
>>79653305
Hi NSA
>>79653305
people are going to have no idea if I'm literally hitler or SJW Jesus.
I reckon I'm pretty safe. Might throw me in the looney bin for being schizo.
>>79654172
the worst thing possible
there ya go dimbulb
>>79654172
I HAVE CONSENSUAL, HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE LIGHTS OFF FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION AND IM NOT SORRY
liking traps is not gay
>>79653305
fairly screwed but I live in a pretty racist area so I could still find a job
That depends on whether or not I'm too chickenshit to stand by it. (I'm not.)
>>79653305
Oh no, people will find out I'm a pedo with an obsession over my 10yo cousin. It's not like anyone's opinion of me can get worse, they already know I'm a worthless autistic NEET
The moment it happens I would be free from the fear of hatred. I would no longer be afraid to speak my mind but would probably revel in the fact that someone finally hates me after such a long time.
I stand behind my words and live in a Country weeee nobody would care
>>79654239
That doesn't look like a Canadian flag, bong.
>>79654701
i'm pretty sure that would be worse
So many people have and currently browse this board that it would be sensory overload to just display all that information at once.
In the united states it would most likely cause a civil war because you have had at least a states worth of people at the very least check on this board.
>>79654172
I don't recycle
>>79653305
they would call me a faggot probably
>>79654172
the worst thing possible?
>>79654612
2D only
>>79654172
I never replace the toilet paper on the roller, I just grab a new roll and set it on the back of the toilet. I also use coupons, not for the savings, but to inconvenience people in line behind me. I've been known to cheat on math tests, and in the first grade, I pulled the hair of the girl I liked. On top of that, I served instant mashed potatoes to my family once, but told then it was real. They were none the wiser. There's the dead kids under my porch, too.
>>79653305
Heh, you should see what I post on kikebook. My 2 monthban is almost over. Yes I use my real name and pic as well.
This wouldnt bother me
Direly fucked. Btw, I'm vacationing in London. When do I get my bad teeth?
>>79654172
The implore anyone trying to plung the world into madness to manipulate people with promises of food and water during the next financial collapse. Then proceed to amass a congregation of followers and consistantly erode their moral boundaries until they are depraved and open minded enough to make anyone suffer to an extreem degree. The best way to cause despair is to build up your target's value of something and shatter it right in their face after forcing them into a position of submisson and hopelessness then proceed to use them any way you please after the deed is done.
>>79655238
What do you write?
>>79653305
People would be confused as fuck because I generally post shit just to rile you faggots up so it'd all be contridictory.
>post 1: I HATE NIGGERS
>post 2: WHITE BOIS CANT COMPETE
>>79654816
Do you really think so?
>>79655058
No, gays like things what look like guys so liking things what look like girls isn't gay.
>>79655120
>in the first grade, I pulled the hair of the girl I liked
That's what you're supposed to do. Did you fuck her?
All you faggots hiding your power levels are pathetic. Be men and stand up for your beliefs. People will respect you more.
>>79654172
Sometimes i use my flatmates electric razor to shave my pubes. He doesn't know
>>79654947
>>79655247
>>79655120
>>79654875
>>79654601
>>79654499
AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES MEN!
Let's here somthing really bad you faggot suckers
>>79653305
highly. However i can defend my points thanks Libertarianism.
>>79655425
No, but I fingered her before she got too cold.
>>79653305
Freedom would be a redemption.
I get executed.
>>79654172
I want to cuddle with another human being
>>79655478
That's some evil shit. I imagine you mess around with his toothbrush as well, you scummy fuck.
>>79654172
once told a person to have a good day but i didn't mean it
########THREAT LEVEL: RED#######
#####HOMEGROWN TERRORIST WALKS AMONG YOU#####
TIME TO DATE ON 4CHAN: 9 YEARS
OCCUPATION: GAINFULLY EMPLOYED
SOCIAL STATUS: WELL LIKED AND ADMIRED
WARNING: THIS MAN HAS BEEN LEADING AN UNKNOWN TERRORIST PROPAGANDA CAMPAIGN FOR ALMOST A DECADE
MUST BE CONSIDERED EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND TO BE MUZZLED AT ALL TIMES
Liner note: Try to hire this rogue Internet hacker known as pol.
>>79655704
Gay guy?
>>79655704
Cuddle with me :3
>>79653305
Likely judged by family and friends for some racist posts, even though they were ironic.
Since I never called anyone in specific using racist slurs, but rather using racist slurs to describe a broad group, I wouldn't be arrested.
>>79653305
I'm fucked because everyone is going to think I'm schizophrenic
>>79654172
I sometimes dont make my bed.
>>79655275
Made a rape joke, said holicaust never happened, said hitler wasnt that bad, made a joke where the pic was a little burned girl, pretend to be a militant sjw, say being gay is unnatural, refer to Europe as a muslim country, defend pedophiles and criminals. Anything to piss peeps off I guess
you cannot shame he who is incapable of feeling shame
>>79655523
I want to worship my cousin like the goddess she is. I want to give her everything. But I'm so worthless, I have nothing to give her.
I should just die.
>>79655786
>>79655820
can i have a girl if it's not too much trouble?
>>79655767
Nahh, sometimes I just need a trim before I sex
>>79653305
Start masturbating cause voyeurism is one of my fetishes.
>>79653305
>the world learns that 60% of the global population hates kikes
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
>>79654172
I am planning to send pizzas to random people
>>79656163
I can dress as one if that would do.
We live in a world where we are told that the govt. is actually watching everything we do online. Yet people still pretend what they say on 4chan is a secret.
>>79656163
Go for it, was kind of hoping you had a cumpouch.
>>79656062
>Anything to piss peeps off I guess
>flag
I would expect nothing less... Carry on, friend
>>79654172
I rarely help with the washing-up.
I dont need friends and I can start my own business :^]
>>79653305
You should be more worried about MI5, they do actually monitor /pol/
>>79655120
>served instant mashed potatoes to my family once
Ok, was it that powdered flake bullshit, or was it like one of those containers of pre-made mashed potatoes?
>>79656154
>>79654701
I get outed as one of those white dudes who only likes Asian girls.
I don't know if that's life-ruining or anything.
Hitler was too much of a pussy to actually kill someone himself.
>>79656154
Is this your cousin?
>>79654172
i pee in the sink.
i touch my penis constant
i rub my butthole with my fingers then smell it
i google pictures of big penises and hot men
i stand up when im taking a shit
i put stuff inside my foreskin
>>79656559
Oh, it was the powdered stuff, alright, and they ate it with smiles on their faces.
>>79656173
I did something similar
>Buddy comes over to my place before we go out
>Wants to use my electric razor to clean up a bit
>Asks if I used it on my pubes
>said no
>literally used it to trim my pubes right before he came over
>he had no idea
>>79654172
Most the time I'm just pretending to laugh because your jokes aren't actually very funny.
Meh. I'm white, so it's assumed I'm racist anyway right?
>>79656873
You are a fucking savage whose completely unfit for civilization... You monster
>>79654172
I did 9/11
>>79653305
I might lose some acquaintances, and a couple of family members might get upset.
Most of them will not understand shit because their English sucks.
And some of them, if they understood, would feel proud I guess.
You make it sound as if we were trading child pornography over here.
By the way the FBI is monitoring this thread now.
>>79654172
Back in march of 09 my friend and I zip tied a nigger in Chicago and threw him into the river. I have no regrets and would do it again.
>>79656525
I don't actually get why they monitor this place, apart from the odd autist you get in America, the majority of posts they must sift theough are about a cartoon fucking frog. Those poor bastards.
>>79654875
Weak.
I recycle bags of dog shit every week and have been doing so for almost 13 years. I don't know why but it makes me giggle.
>>79653305
pol is satire
>>79654172
Your post is the worst thing possible to come out of this thread.
>>79654172
I cover my dick in peanut butter and let my dogs lick it off
>>79657013
ME NE FREGO
>>79657106
It's probably an automatic process then they just check highlighted keywords
>>79654172
I think Zimmerman was wrong to shoot treyvon.
He should have been kept alive to be tortured to death over a long period of time
>>79653305
I'm black so I may or may not be ok. Other blacks would try to lynch me, but some whites may decide I'm worth hiring
>>79656693
She's the girl in question, yes. Not really my cousin, she's actually my cousin's daughter. I thought I'd be able to see her to but I didn't and now I'm sad.
>>79657545
She is a little qt desu.
>>79657223
Why don't you transition? I heard your government will pay for it.
Do you ever go out in public in full burqa? Crossdressing as a Muslim must be easy.
>>79657794
They make you chop off your benis if you do that, and no in case anyone would see.
>>79657225
Are you a canuck vacationing in the US?
>>79657856
>no in case anyone would see
How would they see? Isn't the point of the burqa that no one can see any of the woman's skin? That's why it'd be perfect for crossdressing
>>79658086
Well people would notice me leaving my house like that, and then wonder who the woman is.
>>79654701
I have this cousin 14 years younger than me I have never hugged because I always pop a boner around her.
>28 yo virgin NEET
>>79657071
My dubs says this actually happened.
>>79658119
exactly dum dum. then people would assume you're a ladies man and have no reason to suspect you of faggotry.
>>79656154
qtie
They grow up so fast. My cousinfu is 14 and dating :(
>>79654172
i fapped to yotsuba
>>79653305
not very
>>79658279
There are punishments for that if the authorities found out so that is no better.
I get animals from the free to a good home section in the paper, then I smoke meth, sodomize them, and take them to the human society the next day. Or if they are really fucked up afterwards I take them to a vet and say I found them like that.
>>79658463
for fucking girls? or lying about it? wtf dude
>>79658286
>My cousinfu is 14 and dating :(
That is so sad. My niece is getting up there and I'm so scared of what she might do(or, the Divines be good, might already be doing).
>>79658634
You're not supposed to be doing that stuff outside of marriage.
>>79653305
nothing changes
friends agree with me more or less
only thing i could possibly offend is the politically correct types which i'd kill given any chance
>>79653305
I say it IRL.
>>79658745
a lot of people here would hail that as "non degenerate" but that is repressive as fuck
>>79659007
Cuck leddit boy
>>79654172
When people sneeze, I don't say "bless you."
>>79654172
GAS THE BIKES
RACE CAR NOW
>>79653305
AH FUCK IT YOU KIDDING ME THE THINGS PEOPLE POST ON FUCKING FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE ALONE ARE WORSE THAN WHATEVER I POSTED, FUCKING THATS WHY THERES FREE SPEACH MAN SO PEOPLE WITH THIS IDEA CAN FUCK OFF.
>>79653305
Meh. I mostly shitpost and call Islam dumb and criticize socialist policies. That's how everyone usually talks in the prairies. I'll be fine
>>79654172
Homosexuality is a disgusting sexual perversion that we should shame instead of encourage.
>>79654875
You sick fuck!!!
>>79656058
>>79655769
>>79654601
How do you monsters live with yourselves?!
>>79661271
WTF is up with this guy?
>>79653305
oh boy my chances of being killed by a pack of niggers would raise from "high" to "still high"
>>79654172
When i say that I was shitpost and being sarcastic. I was lying. I meant every goddamn word and then some
>>79653305
So immensely screwed. My very christian family and friends would disown me for being a cock-sucking furry faggot, and my liberal family and friends would disown me for being a holocaust-denying racist sexist homophobic islamophobic trump supporter.
>>79654172
I am anti sweden-yes.
Well, that was my last /pol/ post. The Multi-cult squad is coming. See you in heaven anons.
I am willing to kill all traitors to the u.s. constitution and bill of rights no matter who it is or if they are part of a government agency.
I am actually this guy :(
>>79653305
lmao. everyone one of you losers would be fucked for life.
>>79653305
Not screwed at all, I always post logically grounded classical liberal viewpoints.
I guess I've railed against black people a couple times but only based on statistics and only the statistics I could verify.
Oh, and I shitpost horsey cartoons like pic related.
>>79662387
Do you make dragon dildo models?
Check my flag. No one gives a shit here.
>>79654172
>>79657119
That's some chaotic good alignment right here.
>>79662567
I still can't believe Horsey has won a Pulitzer. He is the ultimate bleeding-heart liberal. Can't even put forth a good argument so he always relies on strawman arguments
>>79654172
benis
>>79663238
(((Horsey))) definitely deserves his (((Pullitzer Prize)))
>>79655120
>I never replace the toilet paper on the roller, I just grab a new roll and set it on the back of the toilet.
DELET THIS
>>79654408
>>79657261
I wonder if they made cuck, faggot and KEK keywords
I hope not
>>79653305
Like I give a fuck.
>>79657545
Do you have fantasies of raping her?
>>79654172
I like Donald Trump because he says what he thinks
>>79654172
Stupid fucking kikes, Hitler did nothing wrong
>>79655523
If I could snap my fingers and kill every muslim on the planet, I would snap my fingers every 6 hours for the rest of my life.
>>79663393
>>79654612
I agree
I am actually very liberal and spend all day arguing against bigotry on /pol/, but ironically since I have also argued against censorship, anti-white hate, anti-christian hate and anti-male hate I'd probably still be hated by modern liberals for not being the right kind of racist and sexist
mummy notice me! :3
>>79658297
>>79653305
Get fired for saying nigger a lot.
>>79654172
HANDS FREE FAPPING
>>79655771
we walk among them and they do not know
nigger nigger nigger
its time be NEET forever
>>79654172
dubs
>>79653305
My names John and I have a very generic face so it's of no real concern to me.
THE CHURCH MUST NEVER KNOW I SECRETLY WORSHIP KEK!
NEVER!
>>79654172
The Lindbergh baby deserved it for being white
>>79654172
I am only sexually aroused by consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with a woman to whom I am married.
>>79665094
And only under the covers with the lights off.
>>79654172
I killed my roommates cats and told him they died of some illness because I derived sick pleasure from it. I still don't know what was wrong with me, and if I need help.
>>79663965
do it fagg0t! IM HUNGRY IM HUNGRY EAT ME FOR BREAKFAST
>>79663564
No, I would never hurt her or even think about something like that. I do have sexual fantasies about her but that's different.
A lot I fantasize about her dad doing her and not me doing her.
>>79653626
this.
See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K63PN2bxAXE
>>79654172
Once i poured a gallon of chocolate milk down the drain. It was before the expiration date.
>>79653305
i welcome it
>>79653305
If the jig is up, I'll be honest about what I wrote and why I wrote it.
It will be over in a week anyway. The world's attention span is worse than a 5 years old's.
>>79656860
Why are you posting your diary entries
>>79653305
>"Anon, why do you talk about cuckolding so much?"
>"What really makes me think? I don't get it?"
>"What does pol btfo mean?"
I'm fucked.
>>79672921
thats what you get for shitposting.
It's ok, all I do is complain about weed man not legalizing the grass and insult americlaps
>>79653375
Fpbp
>>79653305
Don't care
I have no friends
My family all hates me as their over achievers and I'm nothing of value to the
I suck at my job
I have no future
Women don't want me
What could such a threat do to me that life hasn't already?
Who fucking cares: the thread
>>79670539
you need help man
>>79653305
id be labeled as a god
>>79674618
To overcome my crippling autism that's led to me being a hikki? Nah, I watched Welcome to the NHK, that kind of change has to come from inside out of a sink-or-swim situation. Nobody can do that for you.
>>79653305
I don't give a fuck.
I'm competent enough to overcome the public shame and the racism accusations.
>>79653305
Broadcast my posts, and you broadcast the truth
They would be beams of light piercing through a black sky
>>79655916
This desu...im a militant Christian on the edge based on my posts
