I accidentaly converted to Islam yesterday when I was drunk, and was with my muslim friend who got me to do it to the mosque today. How do I ungoof this situation?
>>79651649
You can't. If you leave Islam, you will be an apostate. I believe that carries the death penalty in Sweden
>>79651649
Sin and make sure you commit apostacy. Don't let any mussies near you for at least a week.
>>79651649
Move to a white country
>>79651649
Remove all kebab that know.
>>79651649
Repeat after me:
Jesus Christ is Lord
I believe he died on the cross for our sins
& God raised him from the dead
I reject all false prophets who have come after him preaching a different gospel
There you go bro. See you in heaven.
>>79651649
>It was at this moment Anon knew: He fucked up!
Resquiescat In Peperoni Sven
>>79652690
I can say that but won't they hate me? They were really nice and even gave me two books about Islam, a prayer mat and one of those little caps.
>>79651649
>converted to islam
>drunk
>>79653989
>>>79652690 (You)
>I can say that but won't they hate me? They were really nice and even gave me two books about Islam, a prayer mat and one of those little caps.
Muslims already hate you. What's more important, what men think about you or what God thinks about you? If you died tonight you'd go straight to hell.
Say as I've instructed and spare your soul from hellfire
>>79653989
This is actually quite horrifying...
Normies would be heartwarmed by this shit
Don't worry you didn't really convert. You're clearly just making up a story for attention/you're just bored. Your story has holes in it. For one it's Ramadan so no food or drink or sins. And two you expect me to believe you went drinking alcohol with a Muslim? I think you forgot the part of the story where you two were so wasted you accidentally drew Muhammad with bacon grease.
>>79653989
Nice try ahmed, gtfo off this board mudslime
>>79654550
see >>79653989
He didn't start drinking until after 22 and according to him you're allowed three "strikes" with drinking and this was his first time since he converted.
>>79651649
ggnr m9, unfortunately there is no going back. Welcome and enjoy ur endless wifes and 99 virgins after death
>>79653989
Burn that shit, put pork on it, shit on it, piss on it
That symbol in your OP pic is symbolic of a womb giving birth to the anti-christ
The crescent moon is the womb, and the star coming out is the anti-christ
also
>muslim friend
he is trying to damn your soul, cave his skull in and leave him in an ally
>>79651649
You can't "accidentally" convert to islam.
But since I was drunk when I said the words yesterday, did it count? Also, I said them today too at the mosque but I'm still hungover as fuck, does it still count? Oh and some guy apparently filmed me with his phone when I said the words.
>>79654915
99 virgin demons who will rape you for eternity
>>79655059
You're a retard, nothing counts, kill your friend with a hammer and post the video online
>>79652690
>Jesus Christ is Lord
>God raised him from the dead
Make up your fucking mind! He either is god and lord or neither!
blow yourself up in the same mosque, killing as many others as you can.
it's the only way
>>79651649
You have to provoke the muslims to throw you out. Eat bacon in mosque and draw disgraceful picture of Mohammed on it's walls. Always call him pedophile instead of prophet. Don't worry, it is the religion of peace so they won't get mad over this.
>>79651649
Convert into a Zoroastrian and cuck mudslimes
>>79651649
I'm sorry but you need to blow yourself up now. I think that's how it works.
On another note: Det är Almedalen nu.
Holy fucking shit. I didn't think you were so cucked.
Do it for about a week, and then just tell your friend it isn't really working out for you.
Not hard, is it?
Die
>>79651649
>Having Muslim friends
Well there was your first mistake, Anon
>>79655384
I've already eaten bacon and had sinful relations today after I got back from there. I guess my friend is still there for the prayer and feast.
>>79655457
He's a white swedish dude who converted a couple months ago.
>>79651649
Might aswell stay Sven, you're gonna be converted whether you like it or not anyway.
>>79655131
You can't be serious.
>>79652376
kek
>>79651649
>Muslime friends
>"Accidentally" converted
Kill yourself, sand nigger.
>>79654715
Well if this is true here's a solution. Dont be a pussy. You don't need to be rude but just tell the truth.
>>79655384
>>79651649
>he thinks you can leave islam
Yeah, no, literally punishable by death.
>>79651649
>convert to islam
>Now you can rape our women without consequences
You swedes are truly pathetic.
>>79651649
>drunk
If you came drunk into a mosque they would probably behead you.
>>79655944
>Burn all muslim paraphernalia
>Block all communication with mudslime friend
>Pretend this never happened
Do you think they will be happy if I tell them I vote Sweden Democrats?
>>79656142
You'd be surprized how many foreigners vote for SD!
>>79655059
Why are you asking does it count? Count to what? Allah's scoreboard? Wtf man if you don't believe it just stop believing it. Atheist don't need to register to make sure they don't reserve then a seat in the afterlife.
>>79655653
Of course not you fucking idiot.
If you didn't actually believed you aren't a Muslim in the first place.
Anyway, read about and make up your mind... if you told them you didn't like it, they will feel sad a bit if they like you...
Your friend seems like he care btw, and all you think about is to use it for keks on a Chinese cartoon board...
>>79655981
No he can't he's still white.
It's only acceptable if it's race mixing.
>>79655539
> Swedish white dude
W E W
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>>79651649
How did that just happen?
>>79656334
>Your friend seems like he care btw
He's a Mud-slime "convert" his friend is the epitome of a sociopathic loser who hates himself and his own country and wants more faggots to join him so he doesn't feel alone.
All converts to Islam should be shot dead.
>>79651649
go slap some bacon in his face and tell him to go fuck himself. Your ancestors died for your right to do this. If they kill you for this then at least God will grant you favor.
>>79656334
Yeah I was thinking about skipping going to it today but I didn't want to make him sad.
>>79656457
We were drunk and he wanted me and my other friend to convert and since we were drunk ofcouse we were game for it. The other guy went and converted to christianity 10 mins later though. I'm thinking if I should also convert to christianity now myself.
>>79651649
There's only one way to leave Islam. You have to go back to the place where you recited the Shahada, strip off all of your clothes, cover yourself in bacon grease, stand in the middle of the Mosque, and spin around 72 times while repeating "muhammad hu eaduww alllah."
It will be a little humiliating, but the other people there will understand.
>>79656458
I you think your religion is the truth, and what can save you from hell and you didn't wanted your family/friends to convert... you are narcissistic.
>>79656633
Keep being a Muslim, do stuff Muslims usually don't do, like eating pork and shaking hands with women, when they're about to behead you, use taqiyya as your defense. Sex with the Muslim women
>>79651649
>converted while drunk
This mean you were drunk also right after being converted. Strange that they didn't execute you on the spot for this mortal sin.
>>79651649
>leaving islam
Don't tell me you want to be a minority in Sweden
>>79651649
Get lots of guns and tell em to fuck off be prepared to go to war with the religion of peace by any means nessicary
>>79658199
I own three katanas, I assume they will be able to suffice.
>>79651649
I argued with a Muslim. He said that the world has to be 90% Muslim for the world to end. He said Europe will be Muslim in one hundred years and he was smiling and laughing while saying it. I told him he's calling for a holy war and he said yeah he was.
This guy is a supposedly westernized, moderate Muslim and he's openly calling for and celebrating the Islamization an mass immigration of the west. Don't ever trust a Muslim.
You're now safe from being killed by your new countrymen and you get all of that forbidden muzzie whore pussy
>>79651649
Get a suicide bomb west and surprise your new friends with a suicide attack during prayer time when the mosque is packed. You'll show how tolerant and what a fast learner you are, also you'll do a service to all of mankind.
>>79658727
What he should do is go way to the extreme radical Muslim. He should be the most orthodox conservative Muslim and shame and threaten te Muslims that they aren't Muslim enough.
I'm just flipping through the pages of one of the books they gave me now and apparently there's a religious tax, zakah, consisting of 2.5% of my yearly income. What the fuck, no one told me about this before.
>>79658983
Nope - the whole cult can only sustain itself by stealing and pillaging outsiders. When our friend here starts annoying the other muzzies they'll turn on him. It's better for him to go in a blast of tolerance and multiculturalism and take as many of them with him as possible.
>>79659220
It's a totalitarian cult, what did you expect? They'll take your shit, they'll tell you what to eat, think, fuck, talk to.
As an example: you want to eat something other than grass and pebbles? Guess whom you need to ask for approval? Your local imam.
>>79656633
Convert to Christianity m8, fuck Islam.
Leave the country go to Bulgaria they have fast internet and will protect you from Islam
But I assume that if I tell him that I didn't know what doing that meant and that I don't think I truly believe in it, that it isn't too big a problem?
>>79651649
Too late, OP. That makes you an apostate.
The Swedish police will be very sensitive to the amazing culture of these poor oppressed brown people when they engage in the very nuanced activity of chopping off your head.
>>79658280
Fuking vikings and their fucking swords shoot the achmeds at a safe distnce before they detonate
>>79651649
only way out is a suicide vest
>>79653989
ISLAM GUD
>>79651649
Bad b8
>>79651649
you're done for OP, might as well join ISIS, because the only way out is death
