Come home, white man
>>79641065
looks comfy
that looks really depressing.
>>79641065
looks like a boring and shitty place to live
hope you like eating fish
>>79641065
>Highest suicide rate in the WORLD
greenland has an abnormally high suicide rate since it's depressing as fuck to live
>>79641235
your mom looked depressed in my BED last night
burgerfags BTFO
>>79641235
Visit Russia to step on your road to suicide if you find that depressing.
>>79641065
Why does everyone look like they live in a barn?
> keep moving to hostile environments and building them up white man
Fuck that.
When are we purging niggers from every "holiday island" in the pacific and Caribbean and moving there?
>>79641065
They have spaced out those houses like nordic people space themselves out in a public place
>>79641065
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>79641325
>your mom looked depressed in my BED last night
because you have a small unsatisfying weiner?
>>79641325
Well of course she was depressed, she was having sex with YOU.
>>79641065
its 80% iniut
>>79641372
I guess it's pic is from Uummannaq, it's slightly different in Nuuk
>>79641065
:')
I would love nothing more.
>Netherlands
>White
>No fences
>No blacks
>No theft
>>79641065
I have been there, while it was a great visit I would not want to live there. And over half of its population is not white anyway, so what's the point?
>>79641415
>>79641425
lmao no she was depressed because she had a failure of a son that posts on /pol/ all day and my 19 inch canadian cock made her feel better
burgerfags BTFO once again!!!!!!hahahahaha
>>79641493
RARE
>>79641325
>tfw having sex with a leaf
>>79641065
Weren't most of Europe covered in forests? Greenland has barely any forest. The forest is our home.
I'd go fucking insane living in that country; there's essentially nothing to do aside from work, drink and sleep. No wonder why they have over twice the murder rate of Russia.
Isolation is shit and a great way to passively commit suicide. I'll leave it for the people who already hate their lives.
t. born in Oklahoma, now live in New Jersey. Fuck living in the middle of nowhere; it makes you insane.
>>79641392
Everyone should do that. Not sure if its a European thing or just some countries there, but so many Europeans have no problem with putting themselves 4inches from my face when speaking to me, then when I take a step back they just take another step forward...wtf
>>79641493
>Greenland posts in Greenland thread
Where in Greenland do you live if I might ask?
Is it as depressing as people say it is?
>>79641065
Looks like a commune for autists
>>79641966
I think he means that Nordic people are cold and distant in their social interactions. If you aren't within someone's small social circle, you might as well not even exist.
>>79641905
>over twice the murder rate of Russia.
Where do you get this bullshit from?
>>79641988
Recently moved to Nuuk, from Ilulissat. I'll be returning home in january.
It really is depressing, and living among drunks doesn't really help at all. But I like it here, would not want to move to any other country.
>>79641065
A lot of towns in Alaska look just like that.
>>79642219
>Where do you get this bullshit from?
That dumb ass meant to type "suicide rate."
>>79641480
Inuit = Amerindian. No different than Mexicans or any other spics. If Whitey wasn't there to build them a town, the population would be living in ice huts and tee pees and wigwams begging pale face to spare some wampum for firewater. Pow.
>>79642219
>It really is depressing
>would not want to move
So where's the ideal place in greenland? What are the big sociable cities?
>>79642219
huh
Do you have a job or are you studying? Are you white or inuit?
>>79641065
Is there any country that allows no hassle / open borders to working class white people?
>>79641065
But what do they eat?
>>79641065
I would, but I gotta stay here and vote for trump.
>>79641493
all that empty land and they build fookin tower blocks! the people there must be freakin lefties, no thank you.
>>79642219
>It really is depressing, and living among drunks doesn't really help at all. But I like it here, would not want to move to any other country.
I feel like these two statements contradict each other.
>>79641235
it does and you can tell the residents think that as well because they paint their houses like a rainbow
>>79642603
Probably fish, they live near water
>>79641235
I agree 100% with this. Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world.
In fact, that's why those houses are so colorful. It's an attempt to cheer the population up, lol.
![Greenland-Spa-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S5Qwfnn.jpg "Greenland-Spa-7[1].jpg")
>>79642430
>greenland
>big sociable cities
pick one and only one, faggot.
FUN FACT: there are only fifty five thousand people in the entire country.
>>79641235
I agree.
>>79642309
There's us, japan and russia. It's strange I have not heard about recent suicides this summer/winter
>>79642430
I actually would not want to move just because of drunks and other nigger-tier people born here. They're full grown adults, some of them have families, somehow they have to stop acting like little children, and I cannot move just because of them. Tourists and people that move here prefer Nuuk (people from Denmark, Iceland and Thailand) for icebergs and tourist attractions go to my hometown (Ilulissat) would not recommend other towns. Maybe Uummannaq.
>>79642528
Inuit. Often mistaken for Dane/Norwegian. I have a job, quit my studies last summer.
>>79641325
>Maple banter
![Untitled[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HNS4BYD.png "Untitled[1].png")
No niggers in Greenland - not enough gibsmedats, crack, malt liquor, and fried food.
Why would I want to live somewhere where everything is named some shit like "Ngdagookbaduqwuckmmnagoop"
>>79642762
Do they have an incest app?
>>79642712
Can people live off nothing but fish? Come to think of it, what do eskimos eat? Fucking hell, life without veggies would be torture.
>>79641309
I thought that was Japan
>>79641235
I'm with this guy, not enough Whole Foods and Mosques.
>>79642615
Nuuk is heavily into building blocks, it's crazy.
>>79642678
We have a social problem and it's pretty bad, mostly lowlife drunks that do nothing but drink and sometimes move to Denmark. I would not want to move to any other country just because of them.
>>79641248
Faroe Islands is a better choice. Fish, Sheep and goat.
>>79641065
Yes, idyllic Greenland. Home of cold dirt, and shipping containers; but only in the summer!
>>79643026
>Crack
Wat?
>>79643135
answer this pls Mr. Eskimo >>79642603
Where do you get your food from
>>79643026
there's literally a nigger in the pic you posted
>>79641713
UNCOMMON AT BEST.
S U M M E R
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>>79643086
Bitch please suicides is like national heritage here
>>79643497
yet another quality contribution from canada
>>79643135
>Nuuk is heavily into building blocks, it's crazy.
I read that theres a block in Nuuk that houses just above 1% of the total population of the whole Island, is that true?
>>79641325
>canada
>>79643412
Mostly the same food available in Denmark. You can choose to fish and/or hunt for living, or work and buy your food in groceries. Or both. If you want to hunt/fish, just make sure you have a license and a good trawler.
>you will never be the dictator of Greenland
>>79643636
Thank you, Thank you, I try my best.
![modern-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/08wFUle.jpg "modern-02[1].jpg")
Oy vey, look at this pic of some racist anti-semitic girls from Greenland. There's not even a trans person or an African American represented. They don't even dye their hair purple or wear nose rings and tattoos. It's like annudah Shoah. We gotta culturally enrich these people before they can spread their Nazi bigotry and intolerance to others. Sounds like a job for muslim refugees. A few African American "international guest students" from Detroit to check their white privilege and blanda upp the population with a healthy dose of racemixing should do the trick.
Do you know every person in your city?
>>79643484
That's an Amerindian eskimo, also known as an Inuit
4-0
>>79643047
I just need meat and beer
>>79643670
I heard internet is expensive as fuck and with data restrictions?
>>79641966
You mean eastern, western and south europeans
Nordics are insanely shy and reserved compared to the rest of Europe
![greenland-costume[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s0XGGu3.jpg "greenland-costume[1].jpg")
>>79642678
To add to this, when I went core drilling with a ship crew, in summer because in winter months it's not even possible to approach the island by sea, we were there for about 10 days. I don't remember the name of the town because inuit languages are impossible but there were like 4 kids in it total. They went fucking insane when they saw us, they were jumping around all day and were fucking annoying because they wanted us to constantly play/chat with them even though they barely knew english. Shows just how insanely bored they are most of the time when some boring ass scientists make them so excited. As for the adults they all had an "I don't give a shit about anything" vibe about themselves, most were drinking the best part of the day and I only saw like three of them doing any sort of work in the whole duration of my trip (one being the guy that took us by boat to the ship and another the guy that flew us to the ice sheet in helicopter).
Great place for a visit if you like vast landscapes with barely any human touch, good for trekking, kayaking and fishing, plus some of the best glaciers I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot), but I would never, ever want to spend more than a month living there. During winter it must be unbearable.
![427_1greenland_people_03_13[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/drXtVBe.jpg "427_1greenland_people_03_13[1].jpg")
>>79643901
>>79643047
>>79642712
>>79642603
you eat what you can catch and kill.
>>79641235
The natives agree
>>79643670
What about produce though? Do you lot even have tomatoes/cucumbers/lettuce etc?
Is there any land that can grow food over there?
>>79643852
god DAMN, are they really that dark?
>>79643901
>british cuisine
![Greenland-Muskox-Hunting1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/76g6ENj.jpg "Greenland-Muskox-Hunting1[1].jpg")
>Muskox hunting
>>79643086
![002EO_Nunavut_September05_PolarBearHunting_1366[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5QvQfrM.jpg "002EO_Nunavut_September05_PolarBearHunting_1366[1].jpg")
last legal polar bear hunt
>>79644276
>they don't think it be like it is but it do
>>79643637
I'm not sure. The whole reason there's a lot building blocks is because of G-50 and G-60, when they closed villages and people had to move to "cities" which is why Nuuk, Ilulissat, Sisimiut and Qaqortoq all have lots of blocks. Now they build blocks in Nuuk for workers (and military) from Denmark, they stay here for years and leave.
>>79643919
It's really fucking expensive that it's almost depressing. Data cap is 500Gb with max speed at 10mb/s that costs roughly around 1.200 DKK per month, and it's more restricted up north.
>>79643967
I actually know these girls
>>79644205
>Is there any land that can grow food over there?
You can down south. Qaqortoq has farmers and growers.
![407_1greenland_people_02_20[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p59NsSw.jpg "407_1greenland_people_02_20[1].jpg")
>>79644205
>god DAMN, are they really that dark?
yep, Eskimos and Inuit Amerindians don't speak spanish but genetically they are spics -- they're cousins with Mexicans, Peruvians, Puerto Ricans, Hondurans, Colombians, etc.
>>79641065
Those colors look fucking atrocious. No wonder that in any civilised place the city planners control what colors you can paint your house. This is just chaos and it's awful.
>>79644205
Italianfag here
>>79641235
>implying the north isn't the most comfy place on earth
>>79644383
Is that a coke can next to them!?!
>>79644205
>god DAMN, are they really that dark?
Lol and this is coming from a bulgar made white by slavic dick.
>>79644816
Damn Brit bong,
Anon (>>79644205) flag looks definitely like Pic related!
>>79644816
recently made delicious taralli, but instead of white wine, I used water and vinegar
would this get me killed in Italia
>>79645045
>bulgars
>white
WEW
E
W
![6662016-houses-in-greenland[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RhnltGe.jpg "6662016-houses-in-greenland[1].jpg")
>>79644745
If you painted the houses white and grey, you'd never find 'em again in the snow
>>79645485
holy shit, this actually makes sense
![photo_4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sUOkLuo.jpg "photo_4[1].jpg")
>>79645447
Hail Volga!
Just who had the brilliant idea to settle there?
>>79646265
We thought ahead and asked ourselves: why not move there before the Age of Aquarius, that'll be convenient. Sure, that'll be a years, still :^)
>>79644124
Are there even 100,000 people in greenlanf
>>79645718
that green house up top... I'd kill to live there
>>79645718
looks comfy as fug
>>79641966
Mediterraneans.
>>79645012
the irony
>>79641065
im a brown man
i need sun,jungle and water to live
>>79645012
>>79641601
If you think the picture in the OP is The Netherlands, then you're retarded.
>inb4 bait
What are gun laws like there
>>79647776
This is why we are going somewhere that lacks those.
>>79647255
No, there are only ~50,000
>>79648401
they allow gun ownership with licensing and background check.
you can open carry and nobody will call police.
Move To Iceland!
> get eaten by a polar bear!
> get your dick amputated because of gangrene
> get shot by a drunk eskimoo
> the most fun thing to do is limbo (pic related)
> get married to an eskimoo. Pic related (these are the hottest Greenland has to offer)
> get Elliot Rodgers vs 2.0 - The even more depressed version
> spend 6 months a year never seeing the sun
> spend 6 months seeing nothing but the sun
> be surrounded by water but its too cold to swim in it
> if you swim in it you get eaten by a whale
I rather not.
>>79641065
>>79641493
>Rare flag
Also, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TREES?
>>79644610
but are they as obnoxious and violent?
>>79649074
So Icelands basically Skellige?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYZ-HM-evlc
>>79641065
it's ugly. there are no trees
how did you stay warm at night before widespread petrol?
>>79649441
Skellige soundtrack is god-tier. Currently replaying W3 with all the DLCs and I can't wait to get there.
>>79645718
what the fuck do they do for fun? russian roulette?
>>79641313
>>79641248
>What is for dinner? Fish.
>Lets go shopping at those Shipping containers.
>>79642762
The one on the left looks comfy as fuck
>>79645133
Maybe in the south
>>79641601
>>79648348
>Nederlands
>White
As far as I know,
Hulle is vol met swartmense
>>79649074
We don't want you here Mohammad, also get the fuck out of Sverige you fucking rapist
>>79650731
this desu, swedes on /pol/ are getting more cucky/muslim everyday
>>79641235
City cuck spotted
>>79642219
Why does your prime minister wear that fisherman hoody shit
Is he some kind of marxist
>>79645485
That's dumb. What are roads and beaten paths? What are landmarks/big rocks on the ground? What are GPS systems? What are rooftops?
Houses could still be found.
>>79651065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siumut
yes actually
>>79641966
Russians are notorious for this. I'm like damn gopnik, give me some space.
>>79647776
>water
Do you mean saltwater? That's useless. Pure drinking water is the best and the north has plenty of those.
Sun and jungle make sense though, those sure are nice.
>>79651065
He's from Siumut, so yes basically. Pic is him without his middle finger, I don't recall the story of how he lost it.
It's hard to tell which ideology certain parties have, since they do not even make a statement of it even on their websites. Another reason I have never voted here.
>>79641325
>a fucking LEAF
>>79651227
>roads and beaten paths
>big rocks on ground
>rooftops
all covered with snow, m8
you need colorful house, especially if you want resupply planes to see where to air drop your anime and waifu pillow
>>79641235
That's because you're gay.
>>79641065
>pic
now i know why you need drugs
>>79641065
what a shithole
that's literally every village in Alaska without the beauty of Alaskan nature
