It's the 4th of July Weekend, where Chicago celebrates our nations birth by killing as many Americans as possible in 2 days.
Attached is a new themed bingo card for those playing at home.
The sun is still up, Robert is sleeping but the action never stops.
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
alternative
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Tonight's Theme Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
Shooting Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Monthly Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
Gang Locations:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Our story so far (local Chicago Time)...
2pm-3pm
> Men stealing sewer pipes just laid down by city workers
> Dead body on airplane
> Child biting neighbors dog
> 16-year-old masturbating outside of dance studio
> Boy arguing with father that he doesn't want to go to church
Well, I'd say daytime in the summer is just a file for crime. Heat drives people crazy, and a lot more people are out and about.
>>79641548
And who can pass up a good "man bites dog" story.
I hope we don't get rained out
>woman beats boyfriend with a bucket
Woman attacks boyfriend with bucket.
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)...
2pm-3pm
> Men stealing sewer pipes just laid down by city workers
> Dead body on airplane
> Child biting neighbors dog
> 16-year-old masturbating outside of dance studio
> Boy arguing with father that he doesn't want to go to church
> 9 bullet holes in garage, bag of pot left behind
> Runaway named "unique" spotted outside of school
> AM shift... stop sitting in your cars and direct traffic like you're supposed to
> Man waving gun at children at school playground
> Husband threatening family during 4th of July picnic
> 2 hispanic men with guns chasing car
> Man "spazing out" at busstop... possible overdose
> Officers who just left roll call ... check your keys
> Woman doing drugs in alley port-a-potty
> Loud music at the blues club
> Multiple calls about bi-polar son who STILL doesn't want to go to church
> Man wearing backpack with gun at Wallgreens
> Woman attacks boyfriend with a bucket
> Male hispanic throwing trash cans
> Alarm at Popcorn factory... dispatch wants some
> Multiple perps break into apartment with guns
Afternoon dispatch is extra sassy today.
>>79638729
OP is mad
Two street performers fighting each other.
Sorry I don't have the video.
so /chiraq/, should I get some pizza tonight or get snug with ramen noodles or a hot pocket
>>79638729
Somebody clue me in on this robert meme
>>79645748
You can never go wrong with pizza.
But also get some snack/finger food so you don't gain 10 pounds munching while the world burns.
>>79645875
Robert is the savior of the West
(it's code for nightshift cop in chicago)
>>79645875
"Robert" is the overnight shift (starts at 10pm-ish Chicago time)
Units when called, will sound like "XXXX Robert" (in other words, ALL units are called with Robert suffix)
Over the last week, "Robert" has memed/changed into a single person, named "Robert" who single-handedly fights all of the crime in Chicago.
and some of the memes are quite good...
>>79645875
You will also need to know about a few other things...
"Check Your Keys"
-- when the microphone on an officers radio gets stuck on, it blocks the transmission of everyone else on the frequency. Dispatch will then ask everyone to "Check their keys" This will happen about twice an hour.
Sassy Dispatch
-- The female dispatch workers are the secret sexy beasts of the Chicago Police Department. They are often funny and snarky. They are, in a word... sassy
>suspicious person three unknown males hanging out in an alley by a pizza shop two black one white
>male drowning in water
>domestic in progress at hospital
Holy fuck it's only been 5 minutes
Hmmm
What the actual fuck is wrong with these niggers in Chiraq?
>>79648094
ask their dads
>>79648094
They gor their welfare two days ago
>>79648202
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS NIGGER
>>79648202
Check your partner's keys and suck each others dicks.
>>79648094
They listen to Chief Keef and it makes them violent
Holy shit, so high they're going to shoot each other because they don't have keys.
>they look like the type to have guns
White man fucking niggers up
ACTIVE B&E!
>ACTIVE B&E!
ACTIVE B&E!
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)...
3pm-4pm
> Man climbing on any car that refuses to open their windows
> Sassy dispatch... allllll riiiiiiiiiiight
> Sassy dispatch... whoooo hoooo
> Cosco customers arguing in parking lot
> Police car involved in traffic accident
> Grandma hitting granddaughter
> Neigbor throwing rocks at their house
> Two street performers get into smackdown
> The male is white, his pants are blue, and the bike he stole is black
> Boyfriend/girlfriend fighting inside their hospital room
> Officer... where are you? You're supposed to be with your partner
> Patient in hospital bed threatening doctors and nurses
> Street toughs hanging around the pizza shot
> Man in water. Is he swimming, drowning, or someone else's problem?
> Man threatening others with pitbull
> Woman in scarf wandering around aimlessly
> Tow truck keeps dumping cars on callers street
> Check your keys
> Argument at restaurant "they look like the type who would have guns"
> Assault at the library - head injury
>man on the bridge blue suit 70's
Do it already
>Entertainer in the background
ice cream cop?
> ice cream truck noise
Lmao somebody got hungry
>>79649588
Marvin transferred from Myrtle Manor to the Chicago PD
>hispanic woman screaming about Constitution
MAGA hat implied.
Yelling about constitution and right to bear arms
Robert reporting in
>>79649959
it sounded like one of those sovereign citizen faggots
>am I being detained
SHALL
NOT
>>79650000
Checked
>>79650000
Checked
>spells frank union charlie kappa... tango robert union mike papa
>...
>god bless america
almost have it and it's not even 5. incredible
> shooting up in the port-a-potty.
It's all about the atmosphere
>found your meatbag
What
>>79650774
Porta-potties were actually originally invented for quick and discreet drug use. The toiletry was only added later, and it stuck.
sure is quiet right now, is a storm coming?
>Supervisor needed. Won't say why over the radio.
Perp in handcuffs accidentally shot?
man beating woman while holding gun in her mouth
>>79651737
Hawt
who in /chiraq/?
What's your neighborhood gang?
Party people here
>>79651511
From sunset tonight until Tuesday morning will be a huge shitstorm.
>>79638729
Anybody ever see that episode of "reno 911" where they had he scavenger hunt?
Winner arrested a 1) over six foot tall 2) Jewish 3) tranny 4) prostitute 5) with an animal tattoo.
My cop buddy and I laughed at that so many times.
His department has similar game.
Examples:
Arrest first person you pull over on shift- 5 points.
Arrest the person who called in complaint- 20 points.
I wonder what they do in chicongo.
There's no breaks on this beat nigger get back to work
Sundown tonight is at 8:29 Chicago time
>body is decomposed and there is blood on the floor
Body decomposed blood on the floor
Shiieeet
>middle eastern man passed out on sidewalk near white SUV
No drinking!
>>79652183
>>79652204
>>79652237
And someone smoking a crack pipe
>>79651911
>>79641771
Series of events tonight include:
events12.com/chicago/july/
>Windy City RibFest
>Music & dance picnic
>Festival of Life (African/Caribbean Festival)
>Naperville RibFest
10x fireworks
Nigs going to be out niggin'
we going to scare school
Rape kits ready?
>>79652393
GnR concert too I believe
Are they all talking to dispatch or is this a culmination of whats being broadcasted on the waves.
Patient attack nurse
>>79652891
This is all live, happening now.
How the fuck do cops understand this shit? Do you just get used to it after a while?
>lady found a boolet in green cavalier
So that's where my bullet went
>male black threatening to jump and kill himself
We're waiting
Jump nigger!!!
Nigger about to jump off a bridge
>>79653028
You get used to it.
>I need to order up a body removal service
>>79653129
what size?
i dont understand the most because of this shitty mics
>>79653028
I was in EMS for 5+ years and having a bit of an issue following.
I can't remember all the cars on at a time.
Dispatch is likely 'pushing' a lot of into on their laptops and we're getting a very 'big picture' view.
>>79653212
x-tra large
Beige infinity
Drunk Mexican
Dui
>>79653339
>hit and run
You have to go back Pedro
>>79651971
The ink on that tatoo was still fresh!
>>79653274
Oh, that's right they have laptops in the cars, that makes more sense.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>79653666
I guess they didn't "get it"
So is there a fireworks show tonight?
>citizen asking if there will be a fireworks show tonight
>no
Oh you
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)...
4pm-5pm
>>79643687
>>79648845
> Man in suit, 70-ish years old, standing on a bridge. Will he jump?
> 30 year old on the ground... he isn't moving
> Officer stops for ice cream while calling in
> Female hispanic yelling about the Constitution and the 2nd Amendment
> Male black threatening random people on sidewalk
> People still shooting up in the port-a-potty
> Gunfight in the middle of the street
> Supervisor needed... won't say why over the radio
> Man beating woman while holding gun in her mouth
> Middle-eastern male passed out - Ramadan fast broken
> Decomposed body with lots of blood on the floor
> unit ordered to check out call from 5 hours earlier
> Patient attacking nurse at hospital
> My white roommate is high on drugs
> Black male threatening to jump off parking structure
> Call out the meat wagon -- i need to order up a body removal service
> 15 passengers in a truck
> Foot pursuit... cop out of breath
> Dumpster on fire
>>79653923
yup, and a dumpster on fire.
might just be a nigger show
>>79653586
It's still odd.
I'm used to dispatch 'time stamping' (saying 17:57) instead of saying '10-4' or 'ok'. Then the cars denote when they're on scene and when they're free.
This is just a clusterfuck.
You have to watch out for those ex-girlfriends in Audi's
>>79640705
>Child biting neighbors dog
Wat?
>>79654171
Yep. Someone called that their neighbor's kid was biting their dog.
>ex-girlfriend holding him down and hitting him
>tried to run him over with a car
I guess she didn't like getting dumped
>>79654137
I lol'd
>get out of my house bitch
> Kids fighting with rocks.
Rock control now!
CHECK YOUR KEYS MUTHAFCUKERS
OP note...
I didn't know Guns-n-Roses was playing tonight when I named this as the theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
>2 door coupe took off from us
>we lost em east bound on Milwaukee ave
>yeah he's gone
Rookie
>black jacket grey pants
>waving gun
>threatening to shoot everyone
GET HYPE
>Man describes in great detail how he's going to kill his wife.
> Tries, but fails to buy street gun.
>>79656309
What should he have done?
SHOTS FIRED
>only one shot fired
God damnit step it up monkeys
>>79657182
I blame the soft bigotry of low expectations
>naked woman laying on the ground
T-4 HOURS to ROBERT
>>79657367
This
Or you know times are tough mang ain't got money to keep that street sweeper loaded
>>79643687
>>79648845
>>79653979
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)...
5pm-6pm
> Ex-girlfriend trying to run him over in an Audi
> Crowd drinking in front of Burger King
> Kids fighting with rocks
> Check your keys!
> White teens flashing gang signs (saw them in a rap video, I'm sure)
> I don't know what they want you to do, that's what I'm confused about
> Police units deployed to expected "conflict areas"
> Salvation Army won't give me back my stuff
> We have a gun on the bus
> Man describes in great detail how he's going to kill his wife, fails to buy street gun
> Man in dress breaks into home
> Naked woman lying down in front of house
> Cop is sick, wants to go home
> Caller refuses to give more info. Cop... "oh joy"
>sticks of dynamite
>female inside the restaurant falling asleep
>she dropped her baby twice
>dropped her baby twice
Go home mom you're drunk
Woman falling asleep in restaurant, dropped her baby twice.
She dropped her baby twice
>>79659047
nah, shes just a beautiful, woken queen
>>79638729
Thanks to whoever made this Special Edition Bingo card! Been looking forward to this more than the BBQ. Tonight is gonna get wily.
>>79638729
Is there another way to listen to this on mobile? It's not playing for me
>>79659305
I'm glad it's appreciated. I wanted to capture the spirit of the season
>>79659366
buy a fucking computer
>>79659366
If you have an android phone, there is a broadcastify app that will let you listen.
It also will send you notifications if a lot of people suddenly start listening to a channel, which is a "happening" tip off
>Dangerous
t. Dispatch
>BBQing under the stairs in the projects
>BBQ on the load bearing stairs
Sounds like a party to me!
>>79659530
I have one but I'm outside
>>79659531
>daughters boyfriend attacking her in the basement
Two year old Tony, aka "fat boy" runs off
(not sure what kind of parent gives their kid the nickname "fat boy"
>belch
>>79659784
kek
>overdose in the Macy's men's restroom. HEROIN BITCHES
>>79659703
>going outside
remember when crime in chicago used to be classy?
>>79660123
I bet they were polite, too. I hate how far the West has fallen because of the blacks
>car hits woman
>she seems ok
>car that hit her is talking to her
Looks like someone isn't worried about being deported
>>79660038
>smoke pot in my bathroom
>walk outside of bathroom and do some chores
>inject heroin in bathroom
>die
putting the extra 5000 cops on the street is keeping my city very safe this 4th of July weekend
>>79660579
You're a funny guy
>>79660783
for you
14 year old runaway beat mother...bingo
>throwing large heavy objects down on the ground
>>79660579
So far. And they are positioning them in areas they expect trouble.
But with calls being stacked, it's still likely to be a loud night.
>Man on top of the roof of a shopping center throwing heavy objects on the ground
>still over an hour til sunset
KEK
cmon Chicago I have faith in you...only 30 hours to go. YOU CAN DO IT
>>79660912
Well ya... what's the point of throwing shit off the roof if you can't see who you hit.
>>79660912
When will Robert fix this?
>>79660912
I was wondering if I heard that right
>>79661026
Robert arrives in 3-1/2 hours
lol they are shooting bottle rockets down to the ground from the top of a building
>Rooftop apes drinking on roof and lighting off fireworks
taped up package with strange odor.
Time to call the body removal unit
>WAYL AWLRIGHT
A strange package with a foul odor at the bottom of a garbage can?
Probably homeless people's shit or a homeless person's body
>IT'S A RARE CONDITION IN THIS DAY AND AGE
>TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE
>LOVE AND TRADITION OF THE GRAND DESIGN
>SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S EVEN HARDER TO FIIIIND~
>>79661515
Can't wait until Robert Cop shows up.
>>79661795
RARE IS NOT A CONDITION
Anything good happen yet, or is it too early?
>>79661883
I love how the Chinese knock-off's always mix up either the language or the movie references.
So the doll from RobertCop uses Arnold's "I'll be back" line from Terminator
>>79661795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZZ5lXZFMk
>>79662033
You can work your way backwards from here:
>>79658867
>>79662145
thanks for the summaries anon
is this robert?
>>79662145
kk ty, so nothing truly interesting going on at the moment.
Ah well, night is young, maybe that serial arsonist that was running around this morning will be back.
>>79662321
You mean other than...
> neighbor keeps biting his dog
> woman keeps dropping her baby
> two people threatening to jump off bridge or building
> Two separate incidents of people in hospital attacking dr's and nurses.
No... nothing much going on.
ALL UNITS CHECK YO KEYS PLEASE
CONNECTICUT-BASED ROBERT REPORTING
trapped in house
grass fire sass
Stolen car! Whooyea
>>79662602
Because female is threatening her
>he saw one male black with a gun
GET READY
>Russian...
Mafia shit?
>>79663455
Hotline Chicago IS confirmed happening
looks like the fireworks calls are starting to come in
>>79643687
>>79648845
>>79653979
>>79658867
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)...
6pm-7pm
> Kids setting off sticks of dynamite
> Woman falling asleep, she dropped her baby twice
> Sassy dispatch flirting with unit
> 2 year old Tony aka "fat boy" runs off
> Stabbed in the hand, gives fake address of where it happened
> OD in the mens room of Macy's
> Everyone "waving their arms" at Wallgreens, trying to get attention of cops
> Cops not allowed to spend money to use toll exit
> Male throwing large heavy objects off the roof of a building
> Group of males drinking on roof of building, shooting fireworks at people on ground
> Package wrapped in garbage bag and taped all around -- strange odor coming from it
> Man taking off all his clothes in front of her house
> Male... I guess he's white
> Fire in grassy... dispatch still sassy
> Flashing gun from back of Toyota
> Man tries to jump in front of train
Sounds like another building is on fire. Odds of it being this morning's arsonist?
>>79663584
Fairly certain I heard the stripper was black
>>79663811
Yes he was, but that was a different call.
The one I'm talking about is when the cop is reading the guys ID info and says.
"Race.... uhhhhhh I "Guess" he's white, or hispianic or something"
watch yo keys
>>79664011
KKEEEYYYSSS
>>79663966
It's becoming harder to tell these days
>>79664081
The only right answer is: there is no such thing as "race". Don't be a bigfot, /pol/
how do you get stuck in the middle of the street
>women stuck in wheelchair unable to move because someone slashed the tires
OPEN KEYS YOUR THE ONE WITH THE OPEN KEYS
>sass intesifieng
>people bbq'ng on school grounds
>loud music
>they have been there for over EIGHT hours
>>79664193
Now thats just funny.
For those of you who want to make your own 4th of July Bingo cards, here is the blank...
>>79664388
8 hour BBQ on school grounds, hell of a party.
>gf refusing to let him leave
Someone bout to get raped
>8 hour party while trespassing
Sounds like a BLM event to me?
>>79638729
Amen Robert, it's never too early, Robert.
>But it's all just so tiresome.
>intoxicated black male urinating on himself
>Man on crutches urinating on himself
God I love Independence Day. Happy birthday, America.
>Man walking down street urinating on himself.
Good luck getting a cop who wants to take him into the station.
>SEAT BELT ENFORCEMENT
>Chicago cop stopping someone on 4th of July for seat belt enforcement
Rookie.
5417 damon! NO OPTIONS
who cares? You can't even make out what they're saying. This is stupid.
>>79665240
are you deaf
>>79665240
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Gotta admit the youarelistening.to/chicago stream has some chill as fuck music in the playlist.
>>79665240
you're deaf as hell then.
>Dog is still stuck in the car
time to break a window
damn tracking a stolen phone
>that feel when you OPed these threads into existence last monday night and watched them explode and take over even the daylight hours
real proud.
>>79665519
Still stuck in car
>tracking stolen cell phone got ID#
>they are on foot
>have victim with me
>navy pier Michigan and Grant
>>79665240
English Motherfucker!
Do You Speak It?
Has robert or sassy dispatcher appeared yet today?
>>79665746
Good job.
I've been OP'ing the early posts for the last few days. Once everyone shows up, I step aside and let others run the threads.
Been listening to my own city for about 10 years now. It's easy to get hooked.
>>79665746
No you didn't... I did last monday night.
Stfu u copy pasta faggot
Drunk driving with kids in the car. Mother of the day candidate?
>>79666013
No, I'm still going with the lady a few hours ago who was passing out and kept dropping her baby.
>>79666096
was probably nodding out on heroin
One hour til sundown in Chicago
23 yr old overdosed on heroin
>>79666215
speaking of heroin, someone's ODing apparently.
>22 yo male
>overdosed on heroin
>still breathing unfortunately
has robert or sassy dispatcher appeared yet?
>seen these threads
>never listened before
>load up stream
holy fug
oh, Chicago. Never change.
Happy Independence Day, burgers <3
>>79666310
Robert is 2-1/2 hours away
Dispatch has been sassy for hours
>two teens taking turns standing on a ledge
Sounds like fun
I'm enjoying a Robert themed snack
>>79664476
First time, be gentle
>>79665746
If anything you rediscovered in a sense. We've had these before on here and /b/.
>>79666331
Welcome, friend! Please remember to check yo keys
I wonder if 711 ever has to actually go to 7-11
>>79666890
what would the 7-11 code be for?
>>79666970
dedicated streets
>>79666970
Officer requires big gulp and two hotdogs
>>79667062
I love their chickm rollaz. mmmmm
>>79667027
>DESIGNATED.
I'm surprised we don't hear more public defecation and urination calls.
>that feel when you OPed these threads into existence last monday night and watched them explode and take over even the daylight hours
>charcoal gray chevy 4 door is 4-5 black females fighting
>Angry drinking, happy fighting
> 4-5 NIGREESES DRINKIN, PARTYING AND OR ARGUING
drunken group of women arguing in a car
huh, that could end messily.
>watch yo keez
BRIGHT ORANGE HAIR
>hit you upside the head
Lol wut?
>Can I hit you upside your head?
The sass, dispatch's got it.
>first second into opening the stream
>"y'all need to check your keys"
top kek it's gonna be a good night I can tell
Get comfy my Roberts
what was that about terry the wall puncher?
>male white shirtless backpack
>beating up a wall at Walgreens with head and fists
REAGAN SMASH
>Male White chimping out in the Walgreens
Whut?
>>79667690
Probably a white hispanic.
>sure you can take lunch
>gracias
>denada
I'm feeling like tacos idk about you m8
>white shirts red shirts black shirts
Night of the long knives?
>>79667746
I just threw some euro type village sausage andd cabbage in my pressure cooker, it'll be done in 30min, then gonna get comfy.
>OPEN.IT.UP
> 49 YEAR OLD WOMAN DRINKAN AN SMOKIN THE KUSH
I'm taking a few hours off. I'll be back for Robert.
If the comments hit 300, someone start a new thread.
>>79643687
>>79648845
>>79653979
>>79658867
>>79663584
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)...
7pm-8pm
> Check your keys
> Party/BBQ lasting 8 hours on school grounds
> Gang disturbance. Possibly "Vice Lords"
> Wheelchair tires slashed
> Sassy Dispatch... YOU'RE the one with the open key
> Woman won't let boyfriend leave
> Man walking down the street urinating oh himself
> Chicago, 4th of July... cop actually stops someone for seat belt enforcement
> Waving a gun at 7-11
> Tracking a stolen cell phone
> Two 60-year-olds on bicycles, attacking someone older
> Big crowd gathering
> Don't look at me, you told me the county was handling it
> They're drinking, partying, or arguing; can't be sure
> Watch your keys
> Walgreen? No, wall red as white man is beating his head against it
> Bike runs into car. Owner of car complains
>Oh good grief
I'm new. When does Robert normally show up?
>>79668206
Fellow newfag. Who is Robert?
>can we take our thirty?
>proceed to get sassed
>10-4
>10-4
>10-4
>can I get one more 10-4?
>10-4
>>79668332
the dark knight
>male white banging on the Starbucks window
>mental white male beating on the Starbucks window harassing customers
But did he have a shirt?
>boyfriend just threw her and her child out of the car
>Mikayla is gonna get raped
OH SHIT MCKAYLA IS GONNA DIE
girl in her house downstairs and hears someone walking upstairs when nobody is supposed to be home
>>79668579
asking the important questions
