I'm trying to convince someone that I'm Russian for shits and giggles.
/pol/ tell me how to speak and act like a real Russian
>>79621063
Start drinking vodka by the liter and eat cold peas with every meal. You'll be Russian in no time.
>>79621063
Remember - no Russian.
Dont forget to squad whenever you arent walking.
>>79621063
This may do for a start.
https://youtu.be/eBphqYqoNw0
>>79621063
Omit word when speak. Sovietka not use too many word.
>>79621063
>>79621063
This >>79621570
I assume you are sitting in front of your computer. That's a mistake. Squat instead.
Remember : swag is for boys, slav is for men.
>>79621063
Stop posting this shit quote, you fucking teen edgelord.
Putin never said that.
>>79621063
Act like a russian - drink a bottle cheap vodka every day, then shoot kalashnikov.
>>79621063
Fuck I saw this thumbnail and I thought FBI bro was back