>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
>who is robert
I can only imagine what the kill count will be on the 4th! Can't wait!
Should I make some ramen noodles or are the happenings over?
Only been 2 shootings today?
>>79601045
Things are calming down, it's almost 5 there now. As the sun goes up, the nigs go back into the shadows.
>>79600949
good nite roberts looks like all the habbinings have calmed down
Fresh content. Probably the hijacker from earlier.
>>79601153
That last name kek
these threads make want to watch nigger Simpsons again
>>79600949
Any happenings tonight?
>mother's boyfriend (aka baby daddy) is destroying the house and won't leave.
I love it!
welp, guess it's bedtime. see you guys tonight
>I wish...
dispatch a sassy qt
Ausfag reporting in
>>79601387
there were quite a few shootings, and sum lady got trapped under a bed
SHOTS FIRED
>>79601467
I paniced for a moment before realising that I'm nowhere near chicago and the loli under my bed hasn't escaped.
>>79600949
Muh bean. Chicago niggas are soft as hell I'm a 6'3 Australian and had them all cowering when I visited, all talk no action.
>>79601387
Let's see... we had:
>10 females in the street throwing down
>Landlord took off my apartment door
>Guy whips out his penis
>Female caller trapped under her bed
>Ho gets jumped and stomped by a 10-year-old
>Fireworks at the gas station
>Man in red overalls with thick Italian accent robs Pizza Hut
>Guy gets stabbed in the ER
>>79601467
>sum lady got trapped under a bed
sad I missed that
>>79601510
thank god robert, i was worried ur loli might be trying to escape
>>79601528
>6'3"
kek, looks like we've got a manlet over here
>>79601510
HA mine is here too!
>>79601426
late for the prime hours, but welcome, Robert
>>79601537
even the dispatcher commented "you can't make this stuff up" over the radio kek
last time I was there, ten years ago, Chicago haad billboards outside the ghetto with police lights working to warn you not to go in there. Wonder if they still have those.
>nice of them to do , really
>>79601567
My loli tells me she's hungry.
I have provided her with a bread roll.
She tells me she doesn't want a bread roll, she wants a pear.
I do not have a pear at the moment.
Wat do.
>>79601528
kek
you can catch a bullet like anyone, superman
>>79601656
make em happy. go get her a pear. She isn't going anywhere.
>>79601656
rape
Oooh, catfight
>>79601656
This is getting weird, anon.
>Setting cars on fire.
>>79601769
This is impossible as her sex drive is higher than mine. She actually nags for sex.
>>79601752
I gave her Orange. Now there are orange seeds on the floor.
>>79601809
Sorry, only 1 loli max.
the guy talking about the garages on fire is good
>>79601656
taking it to another shitposting level, 'straya
Shits on fire, yo.
wincest
Car-tire bbq is good for your health.
>multiple garages on fire
kek
>>79601854
strayacaunt earning his keep
>another fire
All shall burn. All shall become ash.
I'm going to bed here shortly.
black Alero wearing masks
>niggers detected
those POS cars only a nigger could love
wish I could stay awake but I can't.
This was comfy! Goodnight Robert and stay safe!
>>79602272
I fucking hate pokemon movies
Sounds like we've got some mass arson going on.
>>79602449
I know, right? I don't get arson.
You know this would work much better if someone made a irc channel, image boards aren't meant to keep up with streaming radio
>>79602478
Element on the period table below phos4
also are niggers using sonar now or what
>STRUCTURE FIRE
Lol, I'll sleep tight knowing niggs are burning alive. Night night, Roberts.
>>79602565
>sonar
why do you think there's so many music complaints tonight
>>79602542
While true, IRC openly broadcasts your IP and also serves as an open port that some clients (e.g. mIRC) allow you to shove files down.
>not all IRC
Yes, secure IRC is good. Bet you nobody requests it tho
>not all clients are the swiss cheese that is mIRC
I also know this.
So many fires, someones being a pyromaniac
>>79602675
>>79602542
Try Discord or Chatstep.
thatsss creeepy
>>79604896
what did she say before that? something about someone standing in a doorway?
>>79604945
caller met a male last night and he followed her home, hes drunk and high standing in the door way. i think he was kicking in the door before as well.
>>79605014
A real go-getter!
He probably makes a lot of good things happen at his work with that attitude!
>>79605166
it makes me wonde how one fines love in a war zone
Drive by brick throwing, Good Morning !
>tfw your name is robert
>350 pound black woman threatening staff and a McDonalds
>>79605635
>when the hashbrowns arent done yet
Shot 3 times in the legs
>Aim for kneecaps
>Hit thigh because holding gun sideways
Ding
Check yo kees
>>79605166
check those 6's, check yo kees
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
Bingo
>memorial for a latin king member..
wtffff
what does the former french prime minister have to do with chicago
>>79608080
Aftermath
>Go to Latin King memorial
>Get shot
Robert went home.
Adam is on the job
The sun is up, the rats have returned to their sewers.
any copkillers?
I've been to chicago and detroit a few times and have never had anything happen. I've always got my head on a swivel and carry as plan b, but honestly i felt safer in these two cities than in cincinatti wben i went there. Once i went to the house of blues in chicago and got hammered, i stumbled around the downtown area for probably three hours and nothing happened. Idk maybe i pressed my luck that time
>punched her in the arm
Drunk nog can't even play The Knockout game properly
Nooooooooo!
>Handicap parking violation
Chicago is a hell hole
>>79609207
you owe me a new coffee
Latin Kings in red Jeep with a gun
Person shot. Need ambalance
