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Hi there. I'm creating this thread to inform you that Kek is basically evil and you should NOT praise Kek or post Kek. You should tell anyone you see doing these things that Kek is evil and that they need to turn to Jesus and repent and ask for forgiveness.

I implore you to read the Bible, especially the book of Revelations.
Revelation 16:13
"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."

The Frog is an unclean spirit of the evil ones. You are playing into their ploy if you partake in this satanic behavior.

>It is pretty much required to occur
a) No it's not
b) You think destruction of 1/3 of the surface of the earth is a requirement?
c) Even if it is compulsory, why would you knowingly and willingly chose the evil side?
d) Why would you knowingly and willingly let others chose the evil side?
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>>79600712
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>>79600712
I don't praise kek, i just think repeating numbers are fun on my favorite czhechoslovakian philatelic hobbyist imageboard.
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Nice try, Christ-chan. Get back to wanking your pope.
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>>79600816
>kek will smite you for this blasphemy.
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>checkem

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK CANADA
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Kek is a fun symbol of providence and you're a dogmatic party pooper with zero understanding of the true esoteric side of Christianity.
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>>79600807
>>79600816
>>79601028
We are in the end times people. Just like usual, people are having warning dreams and visions. Make sure you are right spiritually.
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We are aware.

You don't need to convince us. And we want it this way. Don't you see? It's all futile.

The pieces are in place, the game is on. The world will end, Damascus will fall.

It needs too, so the new world can be born. A world without Gods, without weakness.

Kek is forming this world for us, at our requests.

Hope is weak; let it rot.
Join us. Survive to build this new world.
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>>79601059
WTF are you talking about?
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>>79600712
Kek is just the name for the egregreous, it isnt an actual person. Just a bame and picture used to represent the hivemind that dreams up such happenings. There is no God but God and Trump is his Son.
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8>>79600712
I never praised him and i never will

It's the gayest meme on /pol/ that revolves around the not too small chance you get repeating digits.

It's /pol/'s version of christian bale in a raincoat
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>>79601131
I can feel how fat you are through the words you type
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>>79601108
>true esoteric side of Christianity
Tell me about the true esoteric side of Christianity.
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>>79601240
your mum is Christian bale in a raincoat
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>believing heebshit fables
>it's not like kikes have ever manipulated history for their own benefit
>not worshipping the old gods
>literally being a cuck for Abraham and supporting the genocide of the white race

Fucking gas yourself degenerate.
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>>79600712
kek will smite you for your heresy
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>>79600712
Burn the heretics and deniers of KEK! Immolate the blasphemers! All shall submit to KEK!
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>none of you heathens had le repeating digits

he has already forsaken you, repent you fools
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>>79600712
you fuckin believe in fucken faries yo ufaggot cunt its coz ur dads a fucken fairy innit slippin one in your fucken hole u gey cunt go fucken suck jesus cut dick u fukin homo
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>>79600712
>taking a compilation of scrolls written by some desert dudes as absolute fact

Topkek...

... or should I say...

PRAISE KEK REEEEEEEEE
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Fuck off heretic

Kek is love

Kek is life
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Praise Kek.
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Which of the Chaos gods is Kek?
I know Nurgle comes first, but Kek feels more like Malal.
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>>79601476
kek doesn't have time for your shitty thread
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>>79600712

PRAISE KEK, DESTROY THE UNCLEAN

KILL, MAIM, BURN!
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>>79601382
Kek is the God of darkness. His name is literally darkness.

The female form of Kek is Kuk. Anyone who praises or worships Kek is a Cuck (although Kuk is the bringer-in of light).

Kek is obscurity. Kek is chaos.

Seek clarity. Seek order. Seek the light. Go to Jesus and acknowledge your sin.
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>>79600712
Good and evil does not exist, those are human concepts that have little to do with the actual cosmic laws
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>>79600712

But the egregore of KEK is more powerful than your god. We have created an entity who is powered by internet memes, prolific such that they are used across the world, by young and old- who unconsciously channel energy to KEK. He doesn't require overt worship or a knowing belief, the internet as it is now inherently propagates him, he will continue to grow in power, it is irrevocable.

Repeating numbers are the mark of his divinity, you should kneel before the god who listens.
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>>79601724

Chaos is the natural order of the universe. Kek is our very essence.
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>>79601628
Set, Heket, the Serpant.
That which granted mankind knowledge and freed us from our masters.
Prometheus, who suffered a thousand lifetimes of murder. The Lightbringer.
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Where can I read up more on Kek, is it(?) truly the one and only God of Primordial Chaos?
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Oy VEY, goy---er, guys! Why would you worship this false Egyptian god (or any of your classic pagan gods) when you could worship OUR Semetic god??

Remember, YOUR god is "King of the Jews". It says so in a book written entirely by Jews which reminds you that the Jews are God's Chosen Peopleâ„¢. So be a good.. guy... and worship God's Jewish son!
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Praise be unto KEK.
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>mfw years ago my friend was at my place and he lost this miniature frog statue thing he used to carrry around and was really upset about it
>mfw when i found it later but never told him. I kept it.
>I moved house a couple of times but I always made sure I had it with me
>It still sits on a top shelf in my living room.
>About a year ago I started burning incense and sacrificing insects I found around the house to it
>All these happenings
>KEK bless
>I am a firm believer in KEK. I worship him as best I can.
>I'm pretty sure he requires the sacrifice of living things. I am recording my findings as I go.
>Sacrifice to KEK and he will bless you.
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Praise kek!

>Trump will win
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>>79601794
Why would you ever kneel before a created thing?
Especially one that cannot even give you a simple thing like repeating digits in the very post in which you claim those as mark of his divinity?
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>>79601334
It's a secret
>Et in Arcadia Ego
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>>79600712
Good and Evil are mear personal preferences
>Mao
he did Good with getting rid of his opposition
was he a good man in your book?
>Mandela
was the driving factor for the end of apartheit, was he a good man for you?

well not for me Mandela was just a worthless nigger they should have shot on sight, just saying tho


KeK is our saviour and he shall bring righousness over scum like you

Praise Kek
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>>79602125
By praising him we make him and ourselves more powerful. Our power grows while yours diminishes. The time will come sooner rather than later.
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>>79600712
Kek is just a psyop to keep you from doing anything of significance because you are too occupied with worshipping a frog
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Us followers of KEK (PBUH) will never submit to a semitic "god".
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>>79600712
i have some bad news for you


>Norvegian
kek

past tense of kike

>Northern Kurdish language
kek

big brother
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>>79601724
Will the end come sooner if I worship Kek? I'm ready to get off this ride.
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>>79600712
I AM IN AMERICA, AND AM FREE TO BELIEVE IN ANY GOD.

AND GET CURBSTOMPED FOR IT.

SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/berkeley-unified-school-district-fire-yvette-felarca

THEY WILL COME FOR YOU: https://web.archive.org/web/20060623230746/http://www.chetlyzarko.com/bamn-terror.html

THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: http://www.snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/

> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.

> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.

THEY STABBED INNOCENTS IN SACRAMENTO, AND WERE KNOWN TO THREATEN OTHERS WITH KNIVES:

http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3

> Just last June Ms. Gratz filed a report with Detroit police accusing Luke Massie, national chairman of the activist group By Any Means Necessary, of displaying a knife during a heated confrontation outside a state civil rights meeting. "It was one of several attempts to either intimidate me or attack my character," she said yesterday in an interview after a speech she gave at the National Association of Scholars meeting in Boston. She said Mr. Massie had a knife in his right pants pocket and toyed with it, pulling it halfway out of his pants but not drawing its blade. Mr. Massie denies the allegation.
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>trying to blind us from the true power of repeating digits
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>>79602125

KEK is, of course, the Egyptian god of darkness. But the egregore has transformed it into something else entirely, with a power source fit for a god of the modern era: meme magic.
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>tfw
>2000 years from now
>kek will be an actual religion which overthrowns islam
all because of /pol/
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>>79600712
>He thinks the will of God is negotiable

Let's slow down a second and address what Kek actually is. Whether you believe in Gods and demons or not, Kek has meaning.

Kek is the pent up rage of millions of people manifesting itself in reality. Kek is the chaos of social alienation fermented under pressure for years. Kek is the product of a sick, degenerate society that has pushed so far that the only way left to rebel against it is to become /pol/.

We didn't do this. They did. They created the conditions. They created the choking atmosphere, the miasma of unreality that now suffocates the entire civilized world to the point that INTERNET NAZIS have become THE GOOD GUYS in a fight against corruption, decadence and cultural suicide.

The Bible was written by men who understood how civilizations work. Inspired by God or no, it recognized that certain behaviors herald the collapse of the corrupt edifice of any society. We are now seeing ALL of those behaviors manifesting SIMULTANEOUSLY.

And then Kek appears to us. To us, he is welcome. He is freedom. He is chaos. But we didn't create him, and this is not our fault. It is theirs. The end has already come and there is nothing to do except ensure that those who are responsible for it are punished.
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>>79600712
>Your imaginary God is too silly even for memes
>You need to believe in the same imaginary God your parents did because change is scary
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>>79602498
>the will of God is negotiable
God agreed with Noah to never flood earth again.
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>>79600712

P R A I S E K E K
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>>79602091
Kek wants OC. He wants information. Kek formed the material universe using numbers, but ESPECIALLY repeating numbers, as a prank on the other gods

Make OC for Kek and he will bless you.
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You circlejerking faggots need to seriously take a look in the mirror.

I bet you complain in other threads about the declining degeneracy of the west and the shit culture of the rest of the world, completely blind to the fact that you're autisticly obsessing over temporary internet fads.

The hipocracy is disgusting. You need to ask yourself before replying to this hiveminded faggotry: If I join in on this artificially substained autistic behaviour, am I contributing with content for the increasing degeneracy of myself and others?
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Kek is love.

Kek is life.
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>>79602859
They will never accept what is looking back at them.
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>>79602740
Because this time he's going to burn it down. I'm skeptical though. I hope he burns it soon because I'm running out of patience tbqh with you senpai.
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>>79600712
Jesus doesn't even have the power to manifest while Lord Kek can fuck shit up.

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>>79600712
I think its okay to destroy Africa and the middle east. I'll keep praising him.
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>>79602876
>>79602787
>>79601668
>>79601667
A lot of Kek posters are getting off by one errors in this thread. I wonder why?
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TRUMP WILL WIN

>Check my digits and see for yourself
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>>79603164
Probably has a lot to do with the straya God of shitposting stepping in.
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>>79600712

Narrative control and share of voice are demonstrably effective tools for gaining power. Studies have shown this to be true.

Meme magic is the world's first scientifically proven religion.
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>>79603100
>Jesus doesn't even have the power to manifest
Jesus is here. People are being told and having visions of destruction.'
There are loads of people saying they have been told that Jesus is here. Here is just one example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU6sCAXVtGQ (2:00)
>>79603148
You should not wish the destruction of others.
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>>79603100
witnessed
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>>79603385
Science is the worlds first scientifically proven religion. Your argument is invalid.
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>>79603641
Is the priesthood rising?
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The four-headed frog.
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Kek forgive them, for they do not know what they say.
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>>79604459
Revelation
>{20:14} And Hell and death were cast into the pool of fire. This is the second death.
>{20:15} And whoever was not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the pool of fire.
>{21:1} I saw the new heaven and the new earth. For the first heaven and the first earth passed away, and the sea is no more.
>{21:2} And I, John, saw the Holy City, the New Jerusalem

It seems like Hell is in the center of Earth and the pool of fire is the surface of the sun.
The current earth must thus be consumed by the surface of the sun, before the new earth is populated. The new earth is thus probably in some other solar system.

The second earth also could not be mars because mars' proximity to earth would cause it to become desolated in such an event. Although it could be further out in our solar system or the earth/mars after such a catastrophic event.
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>>79601816
Hello you fucking teenager
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This whole thread is heresy and should be deleted.
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>implying I don't want the world to burn

Honestly, do you see the current trends as something positive? The world needs to burn so a better one can rise from its ashes.
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>>79602905
I think I'm gonna go buy some today.
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>>79602091
>about a year ago
But we only discovered Kek in January.
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>>79602424
>Islam surviving until 4016
Then /pol/ will have failed.
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>>79600712
>jews trying to take our best weapon down
never
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>>79600712
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>>79603064
Truly iktf
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>>79601059
I think op is a Protestant
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Auzzy shitposters will be some of the first to face keks wrath
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>>79600712

I strongly suspect kek is a force of Chaos.
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>>79600712
With these dubs I call kek's unholy wrath upon you OP.

seventy billion years of bad luck, for not only you, but your entire family.

Kek be blessed.
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>>79607740
rerollan for kek's unholy vengeance.
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>>79607740
rerollan again for keks vengeance
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Kek wills it
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>>79607805
>>79607764
>>79607740

Come on Kek. Give me your meme magic.
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>>79601724
Chaos is everything at once. Order is limitation.

You can't stop us from creating a more powerful egregore than Jeebus or YHWH
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>>79607740
I wouldn't wish ill of others bro, especially me.
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PRAISE
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>>79607852
>>79607805
>>79607764
>>79607740

I will not rest until OP has been smiten by Kek.
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>>79607946
KEK----------------^
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>>79607930
On*
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Kek will smite the unbelievers
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>not being Christian
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>>79600712
PRAISE
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Daily reminder that Drawn Together (one of the most anarchic cartoon shows ever) featured a frog god.

http://drawntogether.wikia.com/wiki/Frog_God
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>>79606107

All praise the great kek.
He heeds our calls.
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>>79600712
we do not praise these 3 evil spirits, we praise the egyption frog god.
Kek, God of darkness and chaos, bringer of light.
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>>79600712

>God of darkness and chaos
>evil

Nice try, semite-lover.
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>>79609785
Is this from a video?
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>>79607099

Checked
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>>79600712
I smell heresy
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Reminder to praise Kek
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>>79601724
We need chaos to cleanse our society from degeneracy. Chaos is the only way to restore unity to our nations. PRAISE KEK
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>>79609928
It's from one of those "oddly satisfying compilation" videos on youtube. I can't remember which one, and even if I did, I wouldn't know where to look for the original source.
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>>79610646
>>79610635
>>79610438
Kek hasn't managed to create even a double in this thread for some time.
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>>79610777
>777
Kek.
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>>79610777
c-checked... What is he trying to tell us?
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Take the green pill
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>>79600712
Praise KEK
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rejoice
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>>79600712
wtf i hate kek now
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>>79610777
>777
Kek works in mysterious ways

Praise him be
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>>79610777
Nice trips
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check this out, family
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>>79600712
>I implore you to read the Bible
Do you mean the book made by a bunch of merchants and apostates in the III century? The one specially made to keep the early christians at ease? Keep shilling m8
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so few dubs. Kek is clearly displeased.
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>>79603164
I noticed this a lot yesterday as well. Meme magic gets stronger the more people participate, though. A lot of recent Kek threads seem to be low energy compared to some earlier ones. I guess a lot of /pol/sters are starting to treat Kek like some kind of Patrick Bateman 2.0 rather than an entity that bends physical reality to its will.
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>>79600712
So you see, God chooses to show mercy to some, and he chooses to harden the hearts of others so they refuse to listen.
Romans 9:18
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>>79611225
Do you seriously think there is nothing to Christianity?
Are you aware of its doctrine?
The Holy Spirit is real and people have received it. They wouldn't say they do if they didn't.

Regarding the Bible. The Bible is indeed the inspired word of God. Men wrote and assembled it under the guidance of the Holy Spirit.
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>>79611468
>They wouldn't say they do if they didn't.

How can a grown adult be this fucking gullible and completely void of any critical thought?
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>>79600712
And maybe kike god is evil? How can you know. Kek at least blessed us with meme magic, what judean god gave to you? Argentinian antipope? Sweet 10yo boys asses?
Anyway, fuck of mate.
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>>79600712
>Actually believing in Judaism: Goyim Edition
>Being such a good goy that you can't even have fun with things like kekposting
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>>79611690
Which is more plausible?

Somebody telling you that they have received the holy spirit telling the truth about it because they are actually experiencing it.

Or somebody telling you that they have received the holy spirit lying about it? For what purpose?
- To perpetuate the Church?
- To make you believe a lie as a joke? (and then laughing behind your back because you believed them)
- To make you scared?
- To make you believe in God?

Explain your thinking here.
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>>79607695
> i'll take spot the newfagg for 6 gorillion keks
Kek/Qek (dbuh) is the primal form of chaos. GTFO normie
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OP is right, we should promote Jesus

he is the son of god, a cool guy, makes miracles, and kicked the jews out of his temple with a whiplash
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>>79611952
Any of the below on top of things such as placebo effects, delusions, hallucinations, etc. are all far more plausible than some sort of supernatural phenomenon that has no evidence of actually existing.

If we're operating on this logic that things just exist because people say so and it can't be refuted, all religions and Kek are real as well because why would they lie?
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>>79611468
>They wouldn't say they do if they didn't.
Slow monday at the shitposting outpost m8?
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>>79600712
It is already to late.
HIS WILL IS MANIFEST!

I am a believer.
My Life
My Memes
All for KEK

PRAISE KEK!
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>>79600712

I've lead a life of sin. Should I turn over a new leaf and repent? I heard that Jesus is all forgiving so is there still time?
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>>79605858
Hello unbeliever. Fear not, KEK will show his love for you as well.
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>>79600712

you got a problem with frogs OP?
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>>79600712
Why would I praise Kek if I already Praise the Sun? I don't want to betray my covenant and lose devotion.
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>>79612626
Repent and turn toward Kek.
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>>79611311
There were two threads in 8land yesterday that were supernatural. Dubs upon dubs upon trips. Everyone agreed it was special.
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>>79612756
KEK is the light bringer, God of Darkness but also that which brings the sun.

To Praise KEK is to PRAISE THE SUN
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>>79612776
LMAO even the MSM is frog-postin nowadays.

How long before they start spurdo-postin?
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>>79612626
Yes. Go to Church and pray and in your mind say sorry to Jesus and say that you repent of sin.

You can also ask for Jesus to bless you with the Holy Spirit which will guide you to become righteous if you let it into your heart and let it lead you, but you also have to fight the Devil who tempts you to sin.
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If this post ends in 5 kek is a force of good
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>>79612626
>26 26
You cannot escape
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>>79612824
I have changed. KEK THE SUN
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>>79612949
SPOILER

The Holy Spirit IS Kek.
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Because some people just want to watch the world burn Christcuck.

When your country is overran by cucks, leftists, multi kulti death culutists and Muslims then chaos and destruction doesn't feel like such a bad choice after all.
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>I doubted KEK, once, on the day of the great brexit vote I began to doubt we would win, I began to doubt KEK and think we had no chance
>lightning strike at 4AM just before polling opened
>no internet, no phone, no mobile signal, no power
>for 5 days
>during the greates happening in history
>had to buy a paper to read about ti
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Kek is the the Samson Option of the white race, if we're doomed we'll burn it all on the way out the door.
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>>79613306
Kek brought storms to London during the Brexit to keep them from the polls.
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>>79613414

That feels spooky as fuck now. I remember the night before we had a thread about it and people saying how great storms always come before or afte a great British/English victory, Waterloo, Agincourt, Crecy, Trafalgar etc.

It happened again.
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>>79602266
>Kek is just a psyop to keep you from doing anything of significance because you are too occupied with worshipping a frog

oh fuck that hurt

Might even be true LOL
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>>79600712
>"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."
>unclean spirits like frogs
>like frogs
Not frogs then,
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Seems to me jesus is the bad guy as he dosent seem to be stopping good guy politicians like hillary clinton.

Kek 2016
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>>79600712
Do not speak ill of which you do not understand.
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>>79613549
John Dee supposedly wrecked the Spanish Armada by conjuring up a storm
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>>79600712
Your time is over star man, we have come and we bring the darkness
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>>79600712
gtfo professional shitposter...Also next time use photoshop not paint
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>>79614102
U sure?
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>>79600712

>that dude from /x/
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>>79600712

maybe it's a lingering desire of the Second Coming not coming soon enough. seeing how things are unfolding we're not gonna see it in our lifetime.
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>>79600712
>implying KEK isn't an angel of the Lord
Protestancucks always ruining everyone's fun
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https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+16%3A13&version=KEK
>&version=KEK
>KEK
praise KEK
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>>79602007
>He forgot that Jews betrayed Jesus
>He fell for the all Jews are bad meme
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I'm 10% sure kek will grant me dubs
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>>79614528
And im 100% sure kek is weaker than christ
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>>79614410
>seeing how things are unfolding we're not gonna see it in our lifetime
What is the basis for this statement? From what I know it is happening.
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>>79614572
I am 777% That Christ is just KEK testing your faith.

See through the Darkness and obscurity! Know the glory of KEK!
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>>79603641
>You should not wish the destruction of others.

so you don't wish for the removal of kebabs?
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OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
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>>79600712

Kek and God are probably working together if not the same thing
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>>79600712
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>>79614658
Kek has failed you once again.
He is the anti-christ of long.
'He will claim to be the second coming of christ,he will do things similar to christ,many will fall for his tricks,but not firm believers'
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proof of keks false godery
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>>79614572
Since neither exist, I'm 0% sure that you suck dick
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>>79614773
Keks number is 7
That was satan playing pranks
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>>79600712
i knew it from the beginning.

KEK = ALLAH

repent sinner
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dont cry brothers here are his majesty's dubs
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>>79614928
>ALLAH = Satan
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PSA: THIS THREAD HAS HAD A DISTURBING LACK OF DUBS

KEK IS DEAD
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>>79612137
>(dbuh)
dubs be upon him?

also check em!
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Praise KEK! May the dubs be ever in your favor.
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>>79614982
KEK is over in that hillary thread right now
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Don't act all surprised when dubs do pop up in this thread. Kek knows there's enough people trying for them. May the odds be ever in your favor, though.
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>>79600712
Amphibian DNA is used as a major part of science, especially DNA science.

They're the exact inbetween of the land world and the sea world of our planet and have many properties.

The Master Key of animal species is derived from Frogs. Kek himself created us all from his image.
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>>79614572
the semetic god is under Kek in the pantheon, so Jesus is probably under them both
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>>79614971

SATAN = KEK
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>>79614621

The bible has always said He'd come "SOON". 2016 years later it's still in the "SOON". At this rate it's far more believable that Re:Zero will finish first before His Second Coming.
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>>79615420
praise kek you nazi cuck
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>>79615461
Don't let your lamp run out of oil. For he comes quickly and his reward is with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU6sCAXVtGQ (2:00)
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>>79600712
Your kike popsicle has no power here.
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Is Kek indifferent to the killing of frogs?

I had one stuck to a window on my car the other day, but I was already going 45 mph down a busy road before I realized it was there. I looked again and it was gone. I didn't mean to kill the avatar of Kek.
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>>79615463
I praise the lord for the true savior he is and beg for forgivness for my wickedness and for the sinner i am while clearly seeing the beauty of christianity i struggle to join a sect.
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>>79600712
Praise him for if you look at them in a certain light, you can see his face in the leaders of our world, and you know he is watching over us.
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>>79615642

I'll be honest with you here. I'm already saved through grace. But who's saying that all prophecies is not a requirement to be fulfilled first before the Second Coming?

I'm talking about Isaiah 4:1
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KEK was at the conception of ISIS
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>>79600712
Praise kek, heathen.
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PRAISE KEK (PBUH)
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>>79615681
>a sect.

Of course you would be. all humans are after all a bunch of 3dpd (including you and me). Or to put it in another way, sinners.

A sinner is way too lowly to be a mediator (sect) between Him and the rest of sinners, so true Christians will only use the Son as the example and nothing else.
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>>79615876
you say kek loves goat and loli?
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>>79615842
got that wrong,, KEK was there for the conception of Horus by ISIS
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>>79614769
>Kek has failed you once again.

How do you mean? KEK has never failed me.

He is the god of obscurity. He is the DEFINITION of working in mysterious ways.
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I was an atheist once, but I have seen the light and darkness.

Praise Kek!
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>>79615928
thank you anon some sect are obvious wicked in my eyes. The Lutherans in Germany where i was born into started to marrying gay people and promote gay rights like child adoption. They are part of the problem not the solution also i cant stand the really bad singing female chor.

I really considered to join the St. Pius Brotherhood.
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>>79614362
who /ZIG ZAG/ here?
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>>79600712
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>>79615463

Hello my Rabbi friends. It is I KEK, the bringer of Humanity's destruction. Only those who praised the almight KEK will be saved, and that includes true KEK/GOD believers only. Not Muslims, Not Jews, Not Atheists, only the Children of KEK. Now, tell me: Who do you think Is KEK, and whose arrival is he preaching? You may want to think about that.

My dear children, do not be decieved. The satanic Jews will start their fake Alien Invasion / Project Bluebeam show soon. This is a sign of the false God of the Jews, the AntiKEK.

Peace be with you. KEK.
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LEAVE NO SURVIVORS - Image is Milo
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>>79616587
>Kek poster
>Off by one

>>79616425
/GOLDEN CITY/ here
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Kek is a lie
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>>79600712
I don't listen to heretics.
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>>79616860
Well KEK got lag. But anyone who believes does not need quads, he can get quintlets in frog paradise.
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>>79600712
You are the endtimes shitlord!
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PRAISE BE TO KEK
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>>79615743
>But who's saying that all prophecies is not a requirement to be fulfilled first before the Second Coming?
We live in a world with free will.
Just know that there is a reason why the Jews didn't accept Christ and the Christians didn't convert to Islam.
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>>79617021
>>79617221
Secondary off by one errors.
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Kill them all.
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chcek these repeating digits !!!
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>>79617261
>We live in a world with free will.

that doesn't answer the question in the least.
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Earthquakes? Signs in the sky? Planet Naboo? Puh-leese. As if KEK would even consider such crap. Earthquakes=Fracking. Sky Signs? Holograms. Naboo? NASA fakes. It's all the NWO trying to convince every person on Earth to believe in their demonic nonsense, KEK can't be bothered with such crap! When he comes, the whole planet will know it's him, and in the flash of a second - he doesn't need to fool around. So stay calm and exterminate Jews until he arrives. Just remember: Fake Invasion.
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This thread is a wash.
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Good, goyim, good. You should forget about the Messiah, our greatest enemy, the patron of western civilization. Yes, yes, praise kek! And Moloch!
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>>79600712
>implying the Abrahamic God isn't an invention of the Jew to control dumb goyim and bury the knowledge of Kek and meme magic
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>>79600712
IVE SEEN THE GLORY OF QEK
3d is not pd
Traps are gay
MAGA
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>>79612949
Shut up faggot, Jesus doesn't real. Only kek
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>>79618332
MFW Bohemian Grove is real
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>>79600712
Nobody actually worships Kek, it's just a meme. Though if you are a Christian, levity towards religious matters is a sin.
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>>79618332
Well KEK is the one who said I AM, so... I am sorry to disappoint you, Shlomo. No quackings for the the shekel-lovers. You chose poorly. KEK will take your jewgold, and give it to his disciples. Compensation and all that, I'm sure you'll undestand ;)
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Kek is and will always be the most trustworthy.
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You can't denounce lord Kek with singles, fool.
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>>79618332
Nice try Yid, you can't reverse psychology me.

KEK is life. KEK is Love. KEK is a religion of peace.
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Praise kek
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>>79618785
I worship Kek. I was Christian once but I have seen the Light in the Darkness, and know that all others are false gods. Only Kek remains.
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>>79618902
Yes, YES, GOOD! Let's all praise kek! And forget about this Jesus guy, he said a lot of bad things about us, this vile antisemite.
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>>79600712
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as God,
is in fact, Kek/God, or as I've recently taken to calling it, kek plus God.
God is not an omnipotent being unto itself, but rather another component
of kek made possible by meme magic, pepe, and vital websites comprising a full memeatic religion, as defined by DAT BOI

Many 4chaners praise a modified version of Kek every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Kek
which is widely worshiped today is often called "God", and many of its followers are
not aware that it is basically Kek, made possible by the meme magicians of 4chan .

There really is a God, and these people are worshiping it, but it is just a
part of the religion they use. Kek is the Base: the meme magic on the site
that allocates the magic resources to the other memes that you view.
memes are an essential part of Kek, but are useless by theirself;
they can only function in the context of a complete memeatic religion. God is
normally used in combination with Kek: the whole system
is basically Kek with God added, Kek/God. All the so-called "God"
religions are really versions of Kek/God.
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>>79615017
That's right my fellow keker
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Praise Kek.
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>>79602007
cue Christcucks going turbo-kike with their shitty pilpul infographics and shrieks of "HURR JUDEANS NOT JEWS" in 3...2...1...
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The prophets of KEK keep watching until his arrival. A mere 8 years, until all is revealed. Now I must go back to the top of the mountain. KEK give me strength.
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>>79600712
Yeah OP I see your point..
>notice flag
HOWEVER
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>>79600712
The false prophet is pope bergoglio
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>>79607962
You stupid newfag

Kek gives his blessings as he sees fit, you dont command the will of Kek
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>>79613306
That isn't kek you dumb cunt; he is sobek. Learn your ancient gods
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>>79610777
KEKED.com
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>>79607740
Kek smite the nonbeliever!
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>>79610777
Ye who doth summon our lord Kek shall be branded as his holy ones, praise be to Kek, eternally.
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>>79619082
Keep it up Yid, you can't fool us.

KEK will be the death of you

Honestly though, you're obvious just a christian angrily shitposting, pollock.
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>>79600712
Have you ever heard of Mephistopheles? It's the same deal. A force of evil that do a good things. I wouldn't "praise" him tho. But I am 90% sure that he exist.

And about this passage. Maybe in the future kikies and other bad guys will finally understand and master the art of of meme magic? And by this time Pepe the frog will be a practilly one and true symbol of it? Who knows?
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>>79610777
PRAISE KEK
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>Kek is a faggot cuck
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kek em^^
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>>79616587
thank you lord kek
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>>79600712
Where was god when I wanted out of the EU?
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>>79600712
>worshipping a literal kike kebab
The demon known as Yahweh has no power here. Be gone.
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PRAISE KEK, BRINGER OF LIGHT
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>>79609785

>>79609928


its from a video by felix colgrave

hes an animator
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You call that a shitpost
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