FIRST FOR ROBERT
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Open]
>who is robert
Fuck Robert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j8RGnE9t-A
>>79585016
DELET THIS
>>79585016
10-4 Robert
who the fuck is robert?
We are all Robert now
>white hoodie
o shit where's zimzam when you need him
>>79585108
5'8, not more than 150lbs
MANLET
>>79585108
ayy lmao do ur own reasurch 1980
How long until a real Chicago cop shows?
Fucking shrimp house with motion sensors, kek'd
NAME THE THREAD RIGHT MAN, PEOPLE TEND TO GO BACK TO THE ARCHIVES
Chicago Police Scanner Thread is the name
dont forget it
dont mess up the flow
I am ready for the nogs my lord kek
Construction Hole in the middle of the street.
Fucking really?
>>79584892
I WAS SHOT IN FRONT OF SAMS CHICKEN AND RIBS WHEN I WENT TO LOYOLA.
THIS WAS 2010.
GRANVILLE AND WINTHROP
CPD laughed at me saying it was a self-inflicted wound when there were fresh bullet holes and casings on the street.
FUCK CPD
I am a white male too.
They investigated the forensics of the matter and sent me home, a block away, saying my wound was fake. I went to the hospital that night and they pulled a .38 special out of my calve.
CPD are based, but clueless sometimes. Absolute bullshit.
>>79585287
why do you think they called it Chiraq?
this sounds worse than Gotham desu
Girl fight!!
>several girls fighting in the parking lot
>>79585339
yeah well imagine how worn thin most of them are gunna be after a shitty night aka every night in chiraq
thats still shitty tho anon
>>79585393
>Girl fight!!
In Berwyn...dafuq
>>79585339
>>79585432
if anything blame the nogs for wasting their time and making them that way
its getting too boring
POSSIBLE OVERDOSE
>>79585518
what times are the best? like 1-2am?
>>79585518
>its getting too boring
Zone 4 has a very sassy-sounding dispatcher:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/15380/web
>no weapons seen
MOVE ON COME ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRKsXcbJ6sQ
>>79585750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mjUfNRZ38
im also bored have this meme I was sitting on
>>79585783
ton of good chiraq vids in here lads enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY_UYz9m6XYmCpqC5EuqKMg/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=3
>male black gangbanger fired 4 shots in the air and is walking back and forth among other nogs with fireworks
>BLACK GANGBANGER
4 SHOTS IN THE AIR
>SETTING OFF FIREWORKS
SHOT ANOTHER GANG MEMBER>BLACK GANGBANGER
4 SHOTS IN THE AIR
>SETTING OFF FIREWORKS
SHOT ANOTHER GANG MEMBER>BLACK GANGBANGER
4 SHOTS IN THE AIR
>SETTING OFF FIREWORKS
SHOT ANOTHER GANG MEMBER>BLACK GANGBANGER
4 SHOTS IN THE AIR
>SETTING OFF FIREWORKS
SHOT ANOTHER GANG MEMBER
>male black gangbanger firing inshots to the air
I'm pretty jealous of the aussies' time zone. They can hear our nigs chimping in the middle of the day.
SUICIDE BY COP BABY
Crisis hotline relayed: Roosevelt & Michigan for a possible suicide?
SUICIDE BY COP (or lake)
SHES GONNA JUMP IN THE LAKE AND THEY HAVE NO DESCRIPTION
suicide by cop coming up
>want the police to shoot him
>>79585432
Yeah, right? Although I was a wealthy college student. Granted, it was at 3 am. BUT STILL!!
Sam's Chicken and Ribs isn't there anymore. This happened in 2010. I lived not even half a block away. Then again, I had a buddy who was a closet BPN supporter. We used to beat the fuck out of "fake gangs" Man, was that shit fun.
I lived on Winthrop and Granville though.
We beat the shit out of fucking George Town Gang members
My family went to G-Town HOYA SAXA!! Fuck these niggers pretending. We beat the fuck out of them.
Any Loyola Chicago Bro Post in this
Also, coming home from an even on the redline, I think at the Chicago stop, I stomped some niggers head in for attempting to lunge at me. I smashed his fucking nigger lips right against that fucking seat, and cracked his arm on the "steady" bar. .
whoa whoa whoa, someone's wanting to an hero via police. We may have something actually interesting here soon.
I'm signing off. Too slow tonight. I'll be back after work tomorrow. Also the 4th will be lit as fuck.
>>79585905
>>79585920
>>79585931
>>79585932
Oh lord kek praise be to thee
REAR ENDED FAMILY OF FOUR BECAUSE HE OVERDOSED ON HEROIN
looks like its picking up
>..rear-ended a family of 4 because he was having a heroin overdose
cop in alley
>>79586057
what the fuck is wrong with Burwyn
so many shit going down there
>>79586160
>what the fuck is wrong with Burwyn
Berwyn is a nearby suburb, I have no idea why the fuck it's on the Chicago scanner
>someone fighting
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>79584892
Haven't been following these threads, but saw on Wednesday 3 were killed and 21 or so were wounded in 24 hours
Just saw these
>Cops: 88 arrested in raid to curb gang violence during holiday weekend
>1 dead, 9 wounded in Chicago shootings
Those arrested this week will be on the street next week anyways
>>79585943
Wut
>huh, where'd he go
A lot of batteries
>loud party on the roof
>take cab
>refuse to pay
>>79586381
>be american negress
>stiff cabbies
someone actually fucked this
>lol posted this in the fbi thread by accident
I'm just thinking of the jailers that put up with the niggers once the got dropped off at the jailhouse. I got booked overnight once in Las Vegas, can't even imagine how shit it must be there.
just ban fireworks in Chicago
>male with a taser walking around, acting strange
>>79586450
That'll totally work.
>>79586245
So you sayin *smack lips*
You missed the guy sicking his pitbull after someone and the dog killin the guy???
>>79585943
Ayyy much love (pbuh)
Another from Austin Chiraq
>>79586450
>drive to Wisconsin
>buy fireworks
>drive back
Holy shit was optimus prime transforming in the background just now
One more
>>79586507
Ha, I guess I did, sounds fun
>>79586545
thats how it's done here in michigan except drive to indiana
loads of firework stores just across the border
>>79586545
>driving to wisconsin
>not going across stony island to IN
Spotted the new/suburb fag
jesus this name
>>79586731
he never stood a chance
>>79586246
Basically, my buddy and I would go out around 4:AM and disrupt singular gang activity. We would observe certain gang members, and fuck them up. I mean, in Chicago, who cares about a nigger on the sidewalk that looks fucked up.
I was so mad after I was shot too. We took it to another level. The best is when we zip tied a niggers hands behind his back and threw him into lake Michigan. RIP nigger.
>>79586624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0
>>79586731
>opliphant
>2900 listening
>>79586731
Ay bby wanna do the eliphant walk togevur?
>>79586518
daaaaayum, lookadem shickun waaaangs
>>79586731
The fuck kind of name is that?
>>79586545
Wisconsin sells fireworks but they ask you to sign a paper that you won't use them in Wisconsin if you are a resident. Wisconsin knows how to take advantage of its neighbors
4 SHOTS FIRED
BIG
BLACK
TRUCK
>another music complaint
come on chicago, do sum crazy shit
godbless robert
LMAO they're robbing the Hugo Boss on Michigan Ave
>>79584892
just came to say fuck chicago i hate this liberal nigger infested hellhole and i cant wait to leave in a month in a half
he said a bad word!
>AAAAARGH
goddamn clear your throat first
>what the fuck is this place?
even the cops are getting tired of their shit
>>79586923
for u xD
"Uhhhhhh ahhhhhh what the fuck is this plate?"
>>79586923
why does he wear the mask
>>79586785
good fucking lord, illinois, it's called abortion
>>79586936
F-word alert!!!
sounds like a rape attempt
>complainant called, said someone jumped on them and hung up
Dudes fighting with gunz
>>79586854
I hope the lady gets out ok
WHITE GERMAN SHEPARD RUNNING LOOSE GUYS........
>>79586923
is he rlly le big guy :^)?
>>79587037
that fucking cotton ball one, i forgot about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo
>>79586923
boss?
I've been innawoods for a while and just got back. Is there a happening in Chicago or is this a new series of containment threads that has popped up? tfw Chicago is so shit you honestly can't even tell.
>>79586898
i know right
>>79586784
You didn't do shit faggot bitch
Chicago sounds fucking awful, why do Americans never speak about exactly how bad it is there?
>>79587179
this is a live happening thread senpai theres always happenings in chiraq
>>79587254
Fear of sounding racist.
>>79587179
check yo keys robert
The hunters become the hunted
Nogs say they need community policing, they need to deploy the National Guard in this city, I would love to make a CNN anchor sit and listen to this shit.
>>79587254
>Right can't, because they're racist if they do
>Left ignores it, unless they can blame guns or racism for it
Clearly a divine comedy
>>79587179
we're just a bunch of roberts having a good time, robert
im only listening for the lose cannon cop, i have a feeling something is coming
>>79587254
It would be quite rude to mention the president's home town in a negative light.
>>79587254
the media is censored
>>79587254
Its entirely fine, just dont go south of gold coast or west of the loop at night and you'll have 0 problems
>>79585943
>>79586784
You're about as gay as they come
>BRRRRRRRRT
fuck was that noise
>>79586920
Female white getting beat up in the back of a car by some men
>>79587332
They probably do, the only reason we hear crazy shit about Florida is because they have some law regarding police records and the media.
No other state has that, if you want to hear crazy shit, listen to the scanner.
>>79587406
a reaper, duh
SUDDENLY MEGATRON
female white in the back seat
SHES NOT MOVING
>people in a car beating up an unresponsive girl in the back seat
anyone catch anymore details
>being murdered in a car in an empty parking lot in chicago
what a way to go
>>79587254
> Americans
We talk about it constantly
>>79587406
an a-10 no doubt
>>79587392
>Its entirely fine, just dont go south of gold coast or west of the loop at night and you'll have 0 problems
based.
would also not go north of irving park
>>79587365
Is obama seriously from chicago? that's fucking pathetic
Let's have a moment of silence
>>79587392
Don't go to the Cabrini Green projects....
24/7
>>79587488
>Is obama seriously from chicago? that's fucking pathetic
yes, the south side (the violent part of town)
>>79586879
cant corner the dorner
>>79587456
some people live completely meaningless lives and die completely meaningless deaths
and by "some people" I mean most niggers
>>79587531
>Don't go to the Cabrini Green projects....
they bulldozed those years ago, retard
>>79586426
Ewww.
Anyone else hear the car honking at the cop?
>>79587392
doable, but still not convinced carpet-bombing isn't the solution?
>>79587456
damn, i feel bad for her
>>79587478
isn't Wicker Park full of spics now?
>>79587254
We do. The media doesn't ever talk about the it because dat wud b raysis.
>>79587488
Well he was born in Kenya, but his parents moved him to Hawaii when he was young and he spent his early political career in illinois.
Chicagofag here, black co-worker invited me to a 4th of july BBQ.
Should I?
>>79586731
Why would his parents curse him like that?
>>79587592
>isn't Wicker Park full of spics now?
yes, very gentrified.
>>79587488
He was a "community organizer" there.
That was his qualification for being elected senator and then president, ostensibly.
>>79587531
>cabrini green
>exisiting
desu it was better when they existed, it kept crime from diffusing
>>79587613
>Chicagofag here, black co-worker invited me to a 4th of july BBQ.
>Should I?
as long it's on the northside, you're fine.
>>79587249
Sure...
This is an Anon bored.
This was back in 2009
Good luck finding this niggers body with anything.
C'mon, none of you have ever killed a fucking nigger before? Its fucking easy.
LOL what a bunch of pussy faggots.
>>79587560
sorry faggot, I used to live in Chicago in the 90's for school and shit, no need to call me retarded
>>79587613
Someone is about to get busted for loud music. See if it's your friends party
>>79586923
gotta get dem sum boss uniforms for dey gang
>>79587531
You watched Whiteboys to many times faggot
>>79587531
Cabrini Green area is actually really nice now. They tore down all the projects in the late 90s, early 2000s. Area's full of college kids and 20-somes and nice loft apartments. Pic related, this is across the river. 20 years ago you would not have stopped your car in this area.
drinking and taking pills, someone wants to die tonight
>>79587613
>we have shots fired at this location, black male wearing white t-shirt targeting a male white claiming he's a Nazi
>>79586426
named after the car she was conceived in, oh wait, that was a citation. Citation Edmonds
>>79587365
Well he lived there before getting elected pres.
>>79587697
Its in 2 days so I doubt it.
>>79587682
I wish I could shoot people but I'm weak. I try to play lots of video games to desensitize myself but it seems to have the opposite effect. :(
>>79587613
if you are black then you good, enjoy it
>>79587715
I'm no faggot, I actually went there when I was younger
>>79587254
We do. But the (((media))) doesn't talk about it because the Mayor is a Jew and it's entirely controlled by the Democratic party.
And white people speak when they move the fuck away from dying cities and stop paying taxes there. Then it starts the "Detroit Syndrome" where the niggers can't maintain a standard of living without a white working population and the city quickly descends into a 3rd world status.
>two door Tahoe
RARE
>>79587567
Austin and Englewood carpet bomb themselves
Chicago gets shit on like its Detroit but shit is chill as fuck here, there are just the nogo zones that come with population demographics
>>79587794
You know you seen that movie tho right?
>>79587682
Here's your (you) faggot
If repating numbers you'll die tomorrow
>>79587682
How did killing the nigger feel anon?
>all these fireworks complaint
These are some assinine nigs in Chiraq.
Do we have a mugshot of the infamous man known as "Robert"???
>Male down, shot in the head
Man shot and down
Man beating female in gangway
>Battery
>Male black beating a female black outside
>>79587864
no never saw it
I used to live in Wrigleyville, I'd go see the Cubs, I remember Clark street was nice and Lincoln street
Had a pretty good time there tbqh
NIGGER ON NIGGER ASSAULT!
>yadda yadda yadda
>making a lot of noise, disturbing the peace, yada, yada, yada
>yada yada yada
YADA YADA YADA
>Miss YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU-yo
yadda yadda yadda
Lmfao this dispatcher don't give a fuck
>>79588053
>I used to live in Wrigleyville, I'd go see the Cubs, I remember Clark street was nice and Lincoln street
>Had a pretty good time there tbqh
Still are pretty nice, just full of bros and trixies. $20,000 millionaires are abundant. Also, no one under the age of 30 goes there.
>they acting like they know her
so sassy
>disturbin' the peace, yadda yadda yadda
>miss youuuuuu, you-yo
this fucking dispatch
>>79587592
that and pilsen
mexicans are pretty bro-tier here
also yada yada yada and callin her names actin like they know her and she actually want to talk you about this
381
supposed to be a townhouse
>>79587819
Simon?
yadi yada yada
>>79584892
>chittown niggerdom
who the fuck thought of that trash name
WE YADDA NOW
>>79588116
>$20,000 millionaires
I'm not familiar with that phrase.
>>79587613
Depends, whats he grillin?
Also bring a lot of olde english
>>79588171
a fucking leaf
>>79587620
Maybe they were Dutch
>>79587733
kek
Is every citizen paranoid or?
>>79588125
"You don't know me!"
Porche 911
RARE
>>79588200
>I'm not familiar with that phrase.
Losers who make $20,000 a year but fake being rich to impress people.
>>79588309
Ah, okay.
911 Porsche
Not stolen
That one sassy dispatcher
Heh
Ooh, prostitution
Ctrl+F Chicago
0 found.
What the fuck is wrong with you OP? Chicago Police Scanner Thread. It's not that fucking hard. Quit trying to be cute and witty because you're neither, faggot.
>>79588286
I lived there 4 years with no issues, if you avoid the bad places you're okay
>that laughter in the background
>>79588341
HOW IS THIS NOT STOLEN YET
>>79588348
She gives zero fucks. All these dispatchers and policemen are completely jaded to the horseshit of Chiraq. They don't care about anything but clearing the call and getting paid.
Roberts taking it to the greyhound station (laughter in the background of dispatch)
>>79588364
You lived in Chiraq and didn't get shot? You must be a ninja.
>>79588356
i know, it's a fucking disgrace
>>79584892
REMOVE BOYFRIEND
>>79588378
>HOW IS THIS NOT STOLEN YET
Address was in Streeterville. Very far from nog neighborhoods and heavily patrolled by cops. (it's right by Navy Pier, the huge tourist area)
>>79588432
I stuck to my area, never went to the south side
intoxicated boyfriend
>Giggly, sassy dispatcher...
CHRISTINA ARE YOU ALRIGHT? PLEASE STAY SAFE
>PROSTITUTION
>FIREWORKS
>loud music
>FIREWORKS
>people in street
>FIREWORKS
>Party
>FIREWORKS
>Porsche 911 NOT stolen
>FIREWORKS
>>79588356
Let the damn people party
>>79588205
i dont give a fuck what color you are old english is good shit to get you fucked up on the low cuz
So, I just got in. What's going on tonight? Death count?
its not boring anymore, we are getting interesting stuff now
>>79588471
>Christine Kelly
some one had a warrant..
>>79588565
6 million
>>79588475
Nogs run Chiraq, it has to be stolen
1400 west Cornelia
shit I know where that is
there was a Golden Nugget restaurant near there
>>79588565
I only got on a while ago but so far it seems like 2 or 3 in the last 40 minutes or so
>people on the street fighting
>>79588565
lots of music and firework complaints
a woman was stabbed to death in a car in a parking lot
you didnt miss anything good beside cop dropping the f-bomb and sassy woman
Who the fuck rings up and doesn't leave a description, if you're going to ring 911 at least be helpful
>Streetfighting
What would be a worse day to work in Chicago as a cop:
A. 4th of July
B. Black Friday
C. MLK Day
>there are people ITT that werent here for this gem
>>79588565
>>79588632 yeah its around this number
>>79588449
but who is robert?
>people fighting
