Truly our Greatest Ally.
>>79584745
>>7958474
Fu.ck all the cascadia shit, if all the redpilled yanks came to Aussie, we'd be literally a god mode nation.
Brb America with no detractors from gdp
>>79585198
>gun free nation
>god mode
>abbos
>wasteland
When the happening comes, we will be the first to die by your side Ameribro.
>>79585340
You've always been the first by our side since WWI.
Ban hot seatbelts when?
>>79584745
keep at it aussies
>>79585538
>>79585340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rg8innCuN4
Right back at you, Australiabro.
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
>>79585306
Means the yankees need to get fit and learn how to fight with their fists (and maybe a half smashed XXXX) lest they want to get gang raped by abos. Or are you that attached to shooting a BB gun from your fat-scooter bro?
It's alright, you can carry the carton while we fight the abos off.
All jokes aside, our best allies goes as follows.
1.Israel (inb4 fucking Kikes) if you serve in the military or government, you know Israel does a lot for us.
2. England
3. Australia
4. France
5. Canada
>>79586081
Jizzreal only does a lot for us because we pay them a shitton of money.
>>79586081
Israel didn't even exist in the two biggest conflicts the United States was involved in, Israel wasn't in Korea, or Vietnam. However, Australia was. The only thing the Israelis have contributed to the US in terms of friendship is buying our weapons.
>>79586223
We do give Israel lots of money but it's for very specific reasons.
1. The money we give to them to develop new technology , comes back to us for free.
2. Israel provides us a foothold in one of the most important regions of the world and allows us a stable base of operations.
3. The Israeli intelligence community is basically a second CIA and shares everything with us.
They are a very useful nation.
>>79584745
>has fought in wars with us since ww1
>fellow anglo when there not ripping our asses for the spics and niggers
>makes /pol/ interesting with banter
truly our greatest ally
>>79586258
Don't get me wrong. I'm not denying the help that some of our other allies have given us. Australia was a great ally in WW2 and Vietnam.
But, Israel has been a crucial asset to us in our war against Islam because they are very good at defeating Islamic threats.
>Israel only buys our weapons
Not true. Our relationship with Israel goes deeper than just weapon contracts. As I stated before, we do give them money. But in turn they use that money to develop technology that is in turn given to us and our allies for free.
They may be Kikes but they are intelligent and have many uses.
>>79586519
>>79586930
>Israel has spies in the United States! They cannot be trusted!
The United States has spies in every single government in the world. Including our allies in Europe, Israel and Australia. Infact, not too long ago did we get caught for spying on leader of the EU.
Nations spy on each other. It's natural. But by your ideology, we shouldn't be allies with countries who spy on us, which means countries that we spy on shouldn't be our allies... if that was the case, we would be alone in this world...
