>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
First for Robert.
>>79581933
10-4 Robert
>>79581933
can a fellow anon post a nightly summary
Need some summaries
First for sucking cocks, anyone wants a cock sucked just ask.
WE
Keep your energy up Robert
>>79581874
Almost midnight in Chiraq.
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dispatcher arguing with cop
> Dead on Arrival
> Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block
> Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement
> Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house!
> Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller
> Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
> More screaming in the background
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
> Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers
> Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying
> Shots fired
> More Shots fired
> Sunday will be Monday
> Shots still being fired
> Sassy dispatch
>$400 found in garage
>Hottest party in town featuring fireworks, strobe lights, and guns
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS— (expected to continue all night)
>14 year olds robbing people at gunpoint
>Having panic attack on boat, better call cops
>Four men burgle and beat woman in her apt
>Too busy fightan to talk, but I left the door open for you
>They're being idiots on the phone, I got rid of it.
Listening in to the Near North one and it's hilarious how low-importance this stuff is versus zone 6.
"Man and woman are arguing, man is punching the brick wall outside a store"
"Motion sensors activated in Forever 21 store"
here we go
>>79580589
>>79580589
>>79580589
Wow a noise complaint, the old fuckers must be missing out on their 20 hours of sleep
>give that to Twelve-Thirty, he knows what to do
W-what did he mean by this?
>>79581951
God I will never get sick of this
>>79582005
thanks Robert
>white male in car on phone for an hour
sounds like a /pol/ack
This is kinda boring
ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
gots bingo bango thanks nigger wearing all red lol
REAL ROBERT HOURS SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8
>>79581874
>>79581951
SPOOKY NIGGER
GUNS SHOTS H O L Y S H I T
>cobra lounge
This sounds fake as fuck
>>79581874
Just in July alone, four people were killed and around 31 were injured, I think. The month just fucking started.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/1-dead-9-wounded-in-fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings/
Ooh DUI in black Nissan Murano at LSD / Grand Ave. Headed southbound.
Robert is my nigger!
>Drunk spic fighting everyone
violating her outside with some friends?
11:45 BOYS! LISTEN CLOSELY AND LOOK WHERE IM AT
>>79582147
Get inside before the clock hits midnight
>>79581951
Thats terrifying
AYYY!
>>79582005
>>Having panic attack on boat, better call cops
This is serious, niggers can't swim.
>>79582126
violating a order of protection.
>>79582147
TIME STAMP BITCH
>>79582147
Better deliver
Have we tried listening to a detroit or Atlanta scanner? I feel like it might be nice to mix it up a little bit.
EDGY
>>79582147
Light that brush on fire.
>>79582252
no ffs learn something about demographics faggot.
and now posting classics
>>79582252
i might go check out detriots in a bit on my own
>>79582252
Atlanta isn't as entertaining, trust me.
Listening to the scanner reminds me a lot of this film
>battery in progress, 3 males jumping on one male in the street
Well that was a fucking ordeal
>decides to get into more comfy clothes
>gets into shower
>faucet explodes
>it's the cold one
>spends ten minutes BLODDY fixing it
I hate my fucking life
>>79581951
It never stops being awesome. I fucking love this clip.
relationship problems
>>79582316
Agree - makes we want to go live it.
>coalburner is suicidal
WHAT A SURPRISE
>2 males, 2 females selling drugs
>something about a shooting, couldn't hear
>Group of 4-5 about to fight
>>79582047
It's been a slow night.
>>79582303
I'll join you. We can start our own thread just to compare the amount of crazy shit.
>>79582252
>Have we tried listening to a detroit or Atlanta scanner? I feel like it might be nice to mix it up a little bit.
Nah, Chicago's going for a high score this summer.
>female, white, 27, 5'9 long blonde hair hasn't been taking meds, got in incident with uber driver
>>79582264
That guy looks like a fucking problem.
>>79582412
especially july 4
>>79582147
what're you doing robert make some magic happen
>>79582316
If I lived in a bigger town I would try my hand at freelance photographer desu
But my small town is devoid of crime and niggers
>Girl gets in Uber and is now missing
Should I be worried about this if im not living in chicago and a white male?
>>79582316
>Listening to the scanner reminds me a lot of this film
Loved that film.
>suspicious white man scoping out laundromat
>>79582411
alright man u wanna start it then send a link over
Uber in Chiraq?
>>79582362
Are you /comfy/ now?
>>79582362
No more tears, just Robert now, Robert.
>>79582068
>check yo keys
wat
FUCKING SHOTS FIRED GET READY ! DOING NOW
>>79582489
yeah i'll make it in a few minutes
>>79582526
CHECK YO KEYS AND YO PARTNER'S KEYS
>>79582252
Detroit is less busy, but the crimes are far crazier. Also the police are more depressed. There's no pep in their speech.
>man made woman drink motor oil
>>79582463
Nope. Get comfy!
>>79582539
ok cool
Don't worry Roberts, it's all gonna start soon, and once it does the crimes will flood in like hurricane Katrina
who the fuck is robert
>>79582026
Confiscate the beer keg for the Party at sarges house after the shift change...
>>79582536
What the fuck are you talking about? Gonna do an Hero?
First for Based Robert, King of Policemen
>>79582615
Double up the wagon Robert
Damn that was the longest period of silence so far
>>79582503
Yes fortunately
It was really shitty two because a bunch of the pieces of the cold tap fell down the Damn drain so I had to get a towel and turn it off by hand
>>79582539
>>79582571
I just tried the Detroit scanner. Really boring desu.
>Robert will never save you from yourself
>>79582560
was this from tonight? or from previous nights?
>cut his wrist with a bottle
What about St. Louis, that's the most violent city in the US per capita.
Cut his wrist with a broken bottle.
Niggers
A lot of people tonight making calls regarding self harm, not taking their medication etc.
>>79582696
There's a Robert inside everyone of us just waiting to get out anon...
ROBERT.......IN.........SPAAAAAAAACE
dat echo
>thinking detroit is similar to chicago
please don't be this dumb
>>79582615
>who is robert
>>79582677
is it not worth it?
Man cut wrists with bottle, Ffs why do people waste the cops time.
Robert is on the scene!
>30year old man cut wrist with a bottle
>he's under a lot of stress lately
YOU DONT SAY
>bottle tough stuff lately
damn trying to cut yourself with a bottle, shit times.
>>79582618
You make me want to be a cop, anon. That sounds /comfy/
>30 YEAR OLD MAN CUT HIS WRIST WITH A BOTTLE SAYS HES BEEN GOING THROUGH SUM STUFF
something about Pope John Paul
>>79582699
It's from every night desu. Whenever someone has a stuck mic, the dispatchers tell everyone to CHECK YO KEYS.
THE FUCKING DEAD POPE CAME BACK TO CHICONGO OF ALL PLACES?
>>79582668
Dont worry, kek is with you now.
>complaining about loud music
>>79582803
BASED ROBERT
Drawfag from a couple threads back. This is what I have so far, Robert #79581874.
>>79582615
pole pls
>>79582793
idk, listen for a while before starting your own thread. Maybe I just hit a moment of silence.
R O B E R T
O
B
E
R
T
>>79582252
>turn on philly scanner
>4 seconds in
>"black male forcing white female into unmarked vehicle"
just another day in sunny pennsylvania
seems like a slow nite, think it will pick up
When Robert was growing up, his mother did her best to instill a sense of duty and to teach him the importance of protecting the innocent.
We SHOT TWICE AND WERE LISTENING TO RADAR AND Nothing fucning firworms. GUYS EXPECT 5 or 6 SHOTS AROUND 11:55
>>79582894
very cute idea
>>79582862
>>79582854
>"resurrection" uttered on stream earlier
>now a dead(?) pope mentioned
what does it mean
>>79582957
DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
goooooooooooood morning roberts
>eating popcorn
>watching spoopy movie
miss anything good tonight? last night some crazy shit went down
>>79582876
Let just hope Kek looks after Chicago tomorrow I hear weekends are really shit there
>>79582957
Into liquor store.
>>79582957
Pic w/time stamp you schmuck.
>>79582957
Start a brush fire or a dumpster fire, see if that makes the news.
>>79581951
I would have preferred the Gangs of New York ending.
https://youtu.be/x5kil3Pfkng?t=126
>>79582894
H O T
O
T
>mid 30s
>black
>black shirt
>black pants
>black shoes
>acting crazy
MC RIDE IN CHICAGO?
Erratic nog stopped a train. Wtf? This is why nothing gets done in this country.
Now four shots heard in an alley.
Things are picking up, lads
>>79582967
ZOMBIE POPE
THIS IS RELATED TO THE CEMETERY SHOOTING TWO NIGHTS AGO
ZOMBIES ARE HERE
ZOMBIES ARE HERE
Yeah the detroit scanner is near dead surprisingly. i'm goin back to chicago.
Is the audio quality intentionally deteriorated for the public, or it is like this for everyone?
>black male in train car acting irrational
>black male on train acting irrationally
Dis gon be good
>>79582967
anon..I..
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-per-pope-visits-chicago-flashback-1005-jm-20141005-story.html
Gangbangers
>Woman beaten by a spic, a nog, and a white?, claims she's been hate crimed and will only speak to a white female officer
>male black gangbangers armed with guns
>>79583061
>>79583058
>>79583051
you actually believe him? hes been doing this shit for a hour, hes those attention whore anons who pretend to be on the scene just to fuck with the thread
>>79583130
Shut up India
>>79583130
POO
>>79583130
old shitty equipment
>>79583143
black man black shirt red shorts
Give location first on the fire, so we know its you.
>>79582459
Here's one I found from Austin Chiraq
>>79583130
You shit in the street.
>>79583130
>he doesn't understand radio frequencies
Not the car tyres ?!?!!
>>79583130
Police scanners always sound shitty it's like a requirement. I guess they get used to it after awhile
>>79583191
My local police scanner just switched to encrypted private net work /pol/ I'm so sad. I live in Southern California and this shit was great entertainment. Went off air after a manhunt for 3 suspects.
>they gave the number of one of the suspects on air and people were calling
>could hear helicopters/sirens in background
>suspects knew where the police were putting roadblocks etc and which house they suspected the 3 were at
http://www.pe.com/articles/police-807083-riverside-county.html
http://www.pe.com/articles/police-807083-riverside-county.html
http://www.pe.com/articles/police-807083-riverside-county.html
>Erratic man in black shorts, shirt, shoes on train tracks blocking train
Did I hear that correctly
>>79583218
>tyres
>>79583191
lmfao
>>79583130
Your internet connection is as shitty as your streets.
>>79582005
The people who do these are such fucking heros. Just remember to cut it into multiple posts. I'm taking screenshots of all of them starting yesterday.
>>79583130
No, the radios sound like that pretty much everywhere I've ever listened to them. But you are from India, so you don't get to use the word "quality." You literally have family members that shit on the street. I hate you - go away.
>>79583286
LOO
>>79583305
Case in point
>>79583247
lol thats funny
When will they learn to FUCKING AVOID THE ALLEY?
>>79583247
they encrypted the camden nj one relatively recently and that was a major bummer. shit is completely crazy there
>>79583342
DESIGNATED
LMAO someone is stealing from that shitty Jewel near Wrigley Field
>Restaurant being broken into
People treat Indians worse than Jews here
2700+ listeners!!!
MIDNIGHT BITCHES
>>79583356
>eye cancer
put on tomorrow
>>79583130
Post pic of loo to stop bantz, if not you deserve it.
>>79583391
chifag detected
>>79583356
You can tell the ones that I write because I like to throw a little humor into them.
Example from yesterday...
>disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Entire shift offers backup.
>>79583413
At least the Jews gave us Mel Brooks. India has produced nothing of value to society despite having a billion fucking people...except the occasional eight limbed spider baby.
>>79583341
>You literally have family members that shit on the street
Not really.
jesus christ, that name
>>79583413
Because they frequently take their women for breeding.
>>79583130
I think they still use analog in Chiraq. Here in San Diego it's almost all digital P25, very clear.
>>79582568
You wanna live in the Motor City, you gotta pay the motor price.
Fucking good nights listening to those, kek.
>>79583519
Post shitter.
>>79583519
sorry about the memeburgers india, I for one like your country and many of your cultures.
>>79583523
He looks high as fuck.
>>79583539
>analog signals
>for voice communication
kek
>>79583130
Doesnt understand radio
Doesnt understand loo
POO!!!!
2926 listeners
>>79581874
Wait, what's going on in Chicago?
>>79583630
if we break 3K a church will catch fire.
cap this
Is there any reason there's so many bloods in Chicago? Is there a crip presence or is it just bloods and folks?
>>79583519
>not really
Sounds like you're unsure.
Im willing to bet you and all your family shits in the street
>>79583519
POOPIE!!!!!
POO POO POO.
>>79583652
just a normal day
>>79583652
chicago, robert
>>79583630
Which one is Robert?
COULD YOU STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH INDIA POO JOKES. HA HA FUNNY MEME. STOP.
>>79583652
this
60 "young people"
>code for 60 niggers
>>79583705
it was fading before you said this, now people will post it even more
>>79583690
There is a Robert inside all of us.
>60 young people
here we go
>>79581874
I live in Park Ridge. Anything good going on today?
>>79583655
Dubs don't lie!
>>79583750
u gunna die
>>79583705
>>79583585
You shit in the streets too?
>>79583690
Robert is 1. He is the son of kek. He is part of kek here to free chicago from its sins. We eat the body of robert. We drink the blood of robert. Mann gin and juice is grlss
Its after midnight, shit is about to start
>>79583773
I know but I hope I make it though the holiday :(
Gotta smash that boat niugguh
>>79583750
>I live in Park Ridge. Anything good going on today?
Fireworks.
>>79583487
Doin' gods work.
>>79583690
Officer Ryan O'brian call the desk !!!
>>79583705
Nice proxy poop
How many nigs in south chiraq have a criminal record? At this rate it sems like every male over 14.
oohh this voice is turning me on
>Traffic?!?!?
that disbelief in her voice
>you hit TRAFFIC?
>I'M A RABBIT, I'M A RABBIT
CHECK YO KEYS
If I was one of those gang banger, tonight and tomorrow would probably be the best nights for a hit.
1. Show up and spray the place.
2. Call in a fireworks complaint from the same location.
3. When people call in shots fired, cops think it's fireworks and ignore for a few hours.
>gangbangin'
>>79583930
>Turned on by black women
Whoa there.
>>79584000
>>79584002
I find it crazy that they even use that word.
makes it sound like fucking gta.
PT CRUISER YES
they keep playing that nigger music
I feel like we could get a bingo card for nog cars
PT Cruiser
Malibu
Impala
Intrepid
300
What else am I forgetting?
>>79584000
devilish trips
>>79584076
Is it the same one that was throwing half-sticks of grenade out the window last night?
>>79584075
It IS fucking GTA in Chiraq. It's crazy.
Rockstar should put the next GTA in Chicago. That would be fucking sweet.
>>79584105
Pontiac.
>poor old nigger thinks it's a cadillac
>>79584105
escalade
SHOTS FIRED
shots fired
>>79583717
What the fuck.
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>A basketball
>>79584075
I'm shocked Chiraq isn't a location in GTA yet.
>>79584105
crown vic
>>79584105
G35
Huffy
Anything crazy happen tonight? Seems surprisingly slow compared to last nights pit bull deaths and women being pulled into sewers.
Did we just get the Reaper foghorn again?
>>79584193
second this
I'll play if someone wants to make the bingo card
>>79584136
what if they already did and it is a super realistic ARG?
hear shots
report the first Mexican I see
>>79584194
>Huffy
kek's favorite brand
379 HEHE
>>79583717
My friends and I used to do that. Fun as fuck.
>>79584224
Whoa.
>>79584198
>>79584193
>crown vic
i find it strangely ironic that they love the car they have spent so much time in. maybe they're curious what the front seat is like.
>this spunky young voice
>>79584198
They've only yet begun to chimp
>>79584218
>I'll play if someone wants to make the bingo card
ditto
>>79584280
it is the same reason they call each other nigger.
it is about taking a symbol that has power over you and making it your own.
>>79584105
basically anything dodge-Chrysler
anything that looks blingy
and anything that looks VIP
Maybe make a donk card
>Three black men in hoodies chasing woman, one confirmed with gun
North shore burbs what are yall doing for the fourth?
