>"give me your wallet"
>hand him my live grenade
Nuthing personal kid
>>79578150
>>79578150
I don't carry votes, just cards.
>>79578150
Don't listen to this guy! He's pathetic. He's a mess! Sad! Give me your wallet instead. I'll make your wallet great again.
>>79578150
"sorry I already gave it to Trump."
What do you think that guy's even doing these days? I bet Jeb spends a humorously large amount of time complaining about Trump to anybody who will listen.
>>79578150
What would your mom say if she saw you like this Jeb? Shame on you.
Sorry Jeb, I spent all my money on gauc bowls
>hand him an avocado
>"tell your wife to have my laundry done by 5:00"
>>79578150
Hand him some guac.
>>79579332
>give him a pretzel
>"Don't let your brother have this"
s-sorry bro I don't-
>p-p-please friend, my campaign still owes $100 million
uh...
>yeb breaks down crying
>>79578150
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>79579591
>Believing the pretzel story
He was in a fist fight. Or maybe shot by Cheney.
>>79579773
>that lame story isn't true, it was actually something badass
Go back to bed, dubya
Poor Jeb :(
show pocket turtles
Bro I wouldn't fuck with Jeb if I was you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
>>79579591
Only an oldfag would get this joke
>>79578457
He plays with his tiny turtles and cries
>>79579591
This made me kek
