Come up with one disadvantage to being a jew.
Protip, you can't.
Horrible nose
>>79576167
Everyone's on to you. Even the one's who say they're "tolerant".
Mutilated penis
>>79576167
>be jew
>get gassed
(allegedly)
>>79576226
>>79576312
I don't have those jokes on you
>>79576291
This is problematic though.
>>79576167
Everyone thinks they were so weak they were able to be rounded up and slaughtered by the millions without any significant resistance and had to be rescued. I would be embarrassed.
>>79576167
How many times have they been shoa'd now?
Ugly
>>79576562
you fucking jews are so paranoid about anti-semites it verges on insanity
story time
>be me in highschool
>hear we are getting a special presentation today
>some hot chick shows up and is talking with teacher
>me and my friends are checking her out from the hallway and whispering among ourselves how we'd love to bang her
>turns out she's Jewish and she is giving a presentation on the Jewish experience
>anyway a few days pass...
>Our teacher tells us she is very disappointed in us, pulls out a local Jewish newsletter
>Hot chick has written an article saying she was being ridiculed by teenage boys for being Jewish, felt an anti-semitic atmosphere at the school
>mfw my friends and I scared a Jewess because she misinterpreted our reaction to her as anti-semitism when it was anything but...
>>79576167
>get kicked out of literally every country they inhabited
>have to create their own
>everybody in the surrounding area wants to kill them
>>79576731
It pretty much gives us motivation to be tougher now, I was taught in school to "never go again like sheep to the slaughter house", and that's my country's mindset. It's only an embarrassment for diaspora cucks.
>>79576957
We're raised that way. Cool story but one thing I got from the antisemitism paranoia is to not mention I'm a Jew and sure as hell not to make such a big deal out of it. And to tell a lot of kike jokes.
>>79576957
>misinterpreted
are you a fucking newfag?
>leaf
oh, right
>always have to focus on Jewishness
>can't walk away
>>79576167
hated by most,loved by none
>>79576167
Mutilated benis
(mine is fine, thanks parents!)
>>79577652
I wonder how many of us are there. toja ruskiy?
>>79576167
Your nose bumps into shit more.
>>79577732
yep!
>>79576312
sorry no one wants to touch your dog penis, leaf.
>>79578024
nice
>>79576226
It's not too bad, but can make it hard to see sometimes.
>>79576312
;_;
>>79576291
Despite the large nose, and really curly hair, I pass as white.
>>79578140
that feeling when sex feels good
>>79578578
I can't imagine how it feels for Americans and Israelis honestly
What a terrible fate
>>79578854
I imagine it would be the same if we would pull the foreskin way back and try thrusting/masturbating. It's way less smooth and velvety.
It's hilarious that degenerate americans do it to their kids
>>79578854
can't imagine how it feels to have a dog penis
and to know that when any woman thinks about a penis its circumcised
>>79579472
lmao
was that really worth a reply you pathetic cuck? It won't bring your cock back to it's natural state
>b-but my mom said my penis is beautiful and t-that ladies don't like the real thing
Whatever keeps you sane
>>79579472
top kek schlomoed dong
>have jew penis and accept insecurity
>pretend to know what it's like to have intact male penis
>>79579674
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that's some good butthurt
I guess deep down inside even you hate your dog penis.
>>79576167
Getting kicked out of every place on Earth.
>>79579472
>can't imagine how it feels to have a dog penis
>falling so hard for a Jew cut meme
wew lad I truly feel a bit ashamed my people did this to you. Maybe one day you can have a donor give you his penis?
>>79580390
Sorry, I'm not a degenerate and don't have penis fungus like you anon.
Can't wait to get my sons circumcised and make sure my grandsons are circumcised as well.
FYI sex feels awesome without your bacteria sack and masturbation is extremely easy.
Sorry that you've been lied to that cleaning your dog penis actually had a point.
>>79576167
Infinite genetic disorders caused by intense interbreeding
>>79581010
dude you got your dick cut off
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>79581010
>american mad his dick got KIKED
>>79581010
>Americans follow jewish traditions even more than the jews themselves
Jew here, The drawback is circumcision.
It took me 6 years to be able to cum routinely during sex. Had to give up fapping altogether and even then it's still more of a mind game than cumming from the pleasure of how it feels.
It's also annoying how when people find out you're Jewish they either automatically assume you're a leftist faggot or they feel comfortable confiding within you that they leftist faggots.
>>79576167
I'm only 5'9"
There's literally everything wrong with being Jewish.
>>79576167
kikes are the head Semites
>>79576167
psychopathy
Sometimes when you jerk off your get spooge up your nose, and if you're Orthodox it leaks all over your beard.
You also have really shitty but names like Schlomo Lipshitz Liarman of GoldyBerg
If you're born a jewish girl you have to get rhinoplasty like 3 or 4 times so it's pretty much a requirement for the jew race to milk the goyim to pay for this.
And look at those cheese nibbling teeth.