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Kek, Bolt is so fucking mad right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8I5tDbpgg

http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/malcolm_turnbull_you_are_finished/
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1st for 4 Senate seats for Pauline
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>>79570395
KAP will pursue policies that:

>provide inalienable title over Aboriginal lands either collectively or individually to Aboriginal
people;

>end compulsory draconian and discriminatory “intervention and prohibition” laws and provide
authority to community leaders to establish their own governance; and

>maintain and extend the Community Development Employment Program and engage Aboriginal people in civil construction projects including building and maintenance of housing for their own communities.

What the fuck? I thought Katter was supposed to be based?
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Can't halt the Bolt
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>>79570395
Let's not beat around the bush - it would've been the reverse of the 2013 election had Abbott stayed.

How would he have turned around such a deficit in the polls? Stuff he was succeeding at wasn't translating into poll performance and stuff he was failing at dragged him down.

All Turnbull did was save the furniture.
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Someone pls summarize what's happened
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>>79570560
At the very least he seems to be anti-refugee

Reading between the lines on his website

Who knows what will happen
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>>79570560
Katter is soft on race issues because he is a mongrel mix of all sorts of subhuman shit.
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>>79570589
This. Bolt is seriously deluded if he thinks that Abbott would have done any better. It would have been a Campbell Newman tier wipeout.
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>>79570626
Noone won, we have no government as of today.
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>>79570589
Yes abbot would've done so bad
People forgot his lack of popularity during government
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>>79570626
Nobody knows. They've stopped counting until Tuesday.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-WGfrEj0pE
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>>79570395
HE'S FURIOUS
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>>79570735
fucking why
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>>79570395
15th for prepbull on suicide watch
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So what's the go with the postal votes? Are they all yet to be counted?

If so you'd think the Libs would get up because postals would favour them.
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>>79570734
Top kek source on this?
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why are liberals all beta males
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>>79570626
Ultra Nationalist Racist party got 4 seats in the senate
Moderate Anti-Islam radio host who has served time in prison for doxxing pedophiles got one seat in the senate
Far left Greens party have lost seats in the senate and at the moment hold less seats than the Ultra Nationalists
There is probably going to be a hung parliament so deals have to be made with one of these groups or other independants to form a minority government

It is the best possible outcome for someone who hates Islam and refugees this election.
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>>79570721
>People

Nice joke anon, we know his newscorpse supporters were actually reptilians in human skin.
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>>79570735
FUCKING LAZY
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>>79570560
We can't just genocide their race without the UN cucking us so why not make an effort to empower them and transform them from leeches into productive members of society? God fucking knows we could use less drunk fuck abos walking around all hours of the night in North Queensland.
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You now remember Clive Palmer
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>>79570822
public cuckervice, that's why

they worked a whole day yesterday, so now they need two off
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>>79570862
Sauce on Derryn Hinch being anti-Islam?
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>>79570930
>280 votes across AU
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>79570839
But mate, the auspost doesn't like the libs :^(

>>79570930
I remember him every time I butter my bread, get one look at that tub of butter and remember that clive got 307 votes total. It makes my day.

>>79570944
Cunts need a good whipping.
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>Having a lisp as a public speaker

how
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>>79570862
Derro hunch is a pedophile himself
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>>79570903
Mate we cut all funding to those fucking leeches like Hanson says.

Every day I see them boozing when I walk to uni and work. Every fucking day.
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>>79570930
literally Trump but not smart or good
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Australian Liberty Alliance BTFO.
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>>79570626

tl/dr: south australia cucks the nation with a well hung parliament
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>>79571082
>>79571121
Wait what? Is this just for the house of reps? Surely he got more votes in the senate.
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How did your State do this election, /pol/?

>SA
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This is a horrible result. We needed minor parties to get into the senate with a Liberal majority in the house of reps.

With a hung parliament nothing will happen in the next 3 years with the Lefties holding the balance of power far into the next election. Labor will win 2019 and we'll have to wait until 2022 before the Liberals can come back from opposition and hoping the minor parties maintain/improve their senate presence....and desu Pauline is going to be crucified by the media over the next 6 years so it's not certain she will do this well next election.
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>>79571011
me m8 saw him planting a bomb round the back of a mosque.
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>>79571236
>NSW
JUST LABOR MY ARSE UP
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>>79571011
Yeah I don't buy it.

The dude supports marriage equality, euthanasia, Labour schooling policies. He's just tough on crime and that's it.

He'l cuck us over in a second if it meant he gets his stupid public pedo database.
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>>79571011
he believes in banning the burqa and keeping refugees and immigrants out
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>>79571236
>Queensland

Pretty strange. Safer LNP seats like Longman and Herbert fell to Labor while wafter-thin marginals like Capricornia and Petrie look like they will stay in the LNP column.
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>>79571280
NSW what happened. You were meant to elect David Leyonhjelm.
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>>79571233

15,979 votes in the senate
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It's nice that minor parties at least have a say in your gov. I'm guessing you have PR or something like that?
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How did ALA do?
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>>79570524
Fuck Pauline
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>>79571449
>How did ALA do?
Really badly. Like 1% of the vote or less.
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>>79571449
They got BTFO lel.
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
https://disaccords.wordpress.com/2016/07/02/sydney-anti-electoral-campaign/
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>>79571449
(((ALA)))
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>>79570395
>By Andrew Bolt
>http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/the_ancient_jew_hatred_returns/
Hrm, must be just a coincidence
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Did you turn things, right side up?
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hinch is a lefty, look at his animal rights stuff as well

>'Angela Merkel deserves the Peace Prize for the fact Germany has stepped up to the plate, which our country has not': Derryn Hinch on Sunrise.
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>>79571219
So not Trump at all
Trumps defining points are that he's smart and good
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>>79571583
Bolt is a massive pro-Israel shill. It's nothing new.
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>>79570626
NO. It's complicated.
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>>79570626
Its up in the air and the Aussies took a fucking break from counting
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>Waiting until Tuesday to count the (((postal votes)))

So who do the jews want to win?

I'm predicting the Libs to win most of the remaining seats and form minority with Katter and Xenephon.
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>>79571385

apparently a lot of the Liberal base (strongest in safe seats) were refusing to help campaign or donate because Turnbull knifed Abbott
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>>79571236
My state turned entirely red apart from Wilkie
Honestly didn't expect that
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>you shitposters think the Mods care enough to make a sticky for you
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>>79571618
hes a boomer really
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>>79571386
CDP came out of nowhere. Preferences could get him re-elected.
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>>79571618
People like Katter and Hinch are spouted again and again by /pol/ so much that they have become actual memes.
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>>79571803
Mods care more about us than your own government cares about you.
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>>79571811
It's more likely the One Nation candidate will get the remaining seat in NSW
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>>79571361
Kek no
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>>79571750
We dont do fuck all on Sundays m8
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>>79571811
>CDP came out of nowhere
They got the same vote they have been getting at senate elections in NSW for about 30 years.
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ABC NEWS 24 IS DOWN, THE GOVERNMENT IS FAILED, HAPPENING IMMINENT
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>>79571811
Was Leyonjelm not elected?
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>>79571944
TANKS IN 15
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>>79570673
Katter is Lebanese himself
The name is Arabic
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>>79571764
No one expected Tassie. Very interesting.

The libs must have fucking sucked.
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>>79571236

ONE FUCKING NATION

LNP too, but I hate those backstabbing fucks
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Yes well done Labor, well done.

HOWEVER

There are a few postal votes left to count
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>>79571971
No

One Nation got more primary vote kek
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>all these white australian self hating cucks attacking me on facebook for saying pauline hanson cares about real aussies
>they start asking what are real aussies they start saying we should go back to europe
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>>79571758
The independents + greens favour Labor

Labor will probably win most of the in doubt seats too

It will literally be 2010 again
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>>79571385
Similar to what this >>79571759 anon says. The base revolted - after Liberal elders like Mark Textor basically said after the Turnbull coup "Fuck the base, we'll win more in the centre than we'll lose on the right, and they have nowhere to go anyway".

The reason for the erratic results is that the base has protest voted in different ways. Some have flat out voted for Labor - in the senate, or the house, or both; some (myself included) have voted their local Lib/Nat member #2 with #1 for a conservative independent that won't win but that denies the Libs the primary vote while still electing a Liberal member; some have voted informally and some have parked votes in the Other column with independents and conservative minor parties.

This was a base revolt, not an organised campaign - and this is why it's a disorganised result of rubble.
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Can we all rejoice in knowing that Wyat Roy lost his seat?

Insufferable little cunt.
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>>79570560
Its called being politican. Katters main demography is also abos. I know you city folks dont have to deal with them but they still do exist, theyre mainly love in cattle country. Why do you think most country parties tend to have some pro Abo policies?
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>>79571944
>THE GOVERNMENT IS FAILED, HAPPENING IMMINENT
EVERYTHING IS LEGAL AGAIN
THERE ARE NO LAWS
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>>79572080
As a huge fan of him in the wake of his election in 2010, I'm delighted the traitorous little cunt is unemployed.
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>>79572011
There is a rumour he is part abo too.
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>>79570395

how can one man be so based?

I remember our high school english teacher used to strongly encourage us to read his articles (as opposed to our nigger loving cuck history teacher)
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>>79572062
>Labor will win most of the in doubt seats

Memes aside what makes you think that?

The postals would favour the libs surely.
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Have I got this right bros?

>Hinch can publicly name and shame degenerates WITH parliamentary privilege.
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>>79572080
A traitor and a manlet. Good riddance.
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>>79572022
The lib who used to hold the seat where I live was a bumbling cunt.
But he was a bumbling cunt who said "jobs" a lot so I still expected him to get back in
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>>79572043
LOLBERTARIANS IRREVOCABLY BTFO NEVER TO RETURN
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>>79572195
>Hinch can publicly name and shame degenerates WITH parliamentary privilege
Yes but parliament can discipline its own members who they feel are not behaving properly.

If he goes too far the senate can vote to suspend him or even expel him.
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>>79571213

You live in Townsville?
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>>79571905
Yeah that was America when we were still white.Now white people have to work 7 days a week at 10 hour days to keep this country above water.
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>>79571385
>tfw longman

he was a kike shill and a baby faced traitor, but he was Liberal
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>>79572039
kek
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How on earth did Labor make such a comeback? Was it because of the muh medicare scare campaign?
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>>79572080
Behead those who insult the L plater politician
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>>79572195

They'll kick his ass out so quickly it's not funny
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>>79572050

Time to grow up and stop being racist, champ.
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>>79571520
ALA turned out to be just a meme party. No normie had heard of them.

Pauline/One Nation dominated the anti-Lib/Turnbull Right, probably based on familiarity.

In the NSW Parliament the Christan Dems and Shooters have upper house seats, so people are somewhat aware of them , and it showed in the vote.
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>>79572345
'Vote for the other guy', like every election in recent history
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>>79572345
Yes scare campaign because Libs never threatened to quote
"Tear Medicare apart"
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>>79572345
I honestly think it was because Turnbull back stabbed Abbott and then Liberal voters saw Turnbull throwing a Ramadan feast for Muslims.
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>>79572345
Yeah, in my experience that's true. That's why my parents preferenced labor 1st, one nation 2nd.

I was LDP 1st, One Nation 2nd.
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>>79572345
Nah it was because Turnbull wanted to "bring stability" and when the government says one thing you always get the opposite

Fuck sake the cunt just had to say "Fuck muslims" once and it would have been sweet but instead we got "Fag marriage I'm a good dhimmi"
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>>79572388
>Implying your not a fucking teenager

The last time I heard someone tell another person to grow up was 10 years ago when I was 19
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Does Turnbull prep the bull?
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>>79572415
>probably based on familiarity
They had Pauline to get publicity.

You can't start a new party unless there is a visible charismatic figure to get you media attention.
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Greens on SKY doing a live speech, leader said he was going to challenge Pauline Hanson at every chance.
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DI NATALE CALLING HANSON A RACIST AND SAYING SHE HAS NO PLACE IN [THE CURRENT YEAR]
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I hate this fucking cuck so much

>DUDE BIGOTRY
>DUDE RACISM
>DUDE AUSTRALIA SHOULD BE FLOODED WITH IMMIGRANTS
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>>79572582
They had Geert supporting the party

But I guess most Australians don't know or care who he is

If he gets elected in Dutchland in their next election thought it'd be good for ALA's publicity
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>>79572345
No it's because Turnbull is shit
Narcissistic dithering rambler
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>>79571897
Really depends on how the minor parties have told their voters to preference. I don't really see much preference support for One Nation from FFP & S&F etc.
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I MEAN REALLY PAULINE

IT'S 2016!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>79572345
Because Labor has policies for housing affordability and wants to make gay marriage legal.
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>All those softly spoken Greens nu males on the ABC wearing problem glasses and berets

Hahahaha Jesus
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>>79572740
YOU'RE A WHITE AUSTRALIAN THIS ISN'T YOUR COUNTRY!!!!!!!!
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>>79572080
Thank fuck. What a treacherous little cunt.
>now he has to get a real job
He had a pretty big margin, too. If that result isn't a message that knifing Abbot wasn't well-received, I don't know what is.
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>>79572751
No

They preformed a Coup on a very popular leader and their voters are throwing them out
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>>79572345
Superannuation
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>>79572582
Yes, meant more in NSW and other states outside of Queensland.

But you're right, Pauline has maintained a national media profile.
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>>79572738
ON will get preferences from Family First (not Christian Dems though), ALA, Shooters and Fishers, etc. I reckon they will get in easily
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>>79572642
1 in 25 people have no place in current year
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>>79572793

Literal fucking parodies
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no one gives a flying fuck about this white nigger
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>>79572507
Why didn't you listen to them and grow up then?
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>>79572721
>They had Geert supporting the party
lol m8 this is Australia. A foreigner named Geert isn't worth shit.
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>>79572720
You're an absolute fucking frisbee mate.
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There is only one candidate man enough to save Kangaroo land.
I think we all know who he is.
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>>79572080
He will be first against the wall when the revolution comes
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Are the greens our reptilian overlords?
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>>79572345
Because millennials are probably more inclined to vote labor because they're all old white males and it's CURRENT YEAR
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>>79572721
Yeah it would, but something not quite right about ALA and question mark over whether they are the real deal as a party that can actually reach and convince normies.
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>>79572946
Its a very specific insult that only has relevance to the young.
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>>79572630
That's the point, One Nation are the perfect distraction for the cabbages over in the Greens. If they are kept busy with Hanson's bante they can't do any more harm and the rest of us get to carry on with our lives.
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>>79572507

You're*
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>>79572908
Family First and shooters prefs will go to LDP if they follow how to vote. Leynhjolm may yet remain
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>>79573016
>>79572642
>>79572913
>>79573002
>>79572984
>>79573001
>Australian "Banter"
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Profitable solution to climate change that'll bring billions into Australia:

Irrigate the deserts using nuclear powered desalination plants.

Solves Labors need to pander to unions as it'll be throwing many jobs their way, solves National's need to do something with country Australia, solves Green's need to fix climate change and then in a few years after all that it'll solve Liberal's need to privatise important infrastructure. (Also we can use the nuclear powerplants to make nukes and bully Indonesia with them)
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>>79572985
>>79572985
and only one to save kangaroo island
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>>79571971

Fighting for the last senate seat in NSW.

It will likely go to One Nation though.

LDP campaigned very poorly. No visibility at all.
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>people think labor is going to help the "poor" with negative gearing

its like you don't know this means any large house that can be sub divided will be, so congrats you just lost any chance of a back yard and got a house half the size for the same price, because you know the price wont drop.

all they have done is made it so instead of the top 50% being able to buy an investment house now only the top 70% can and completely fuck housing sizes.


dont get me wrong i dont like negative gearing its just labor doesnt have a fix.

to bad the only party on stopping it was the greens.
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>>79572946

fuck off kike
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How rich would the Greens party leader be?
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>>79571750
It's smoko time cunt. Stop oppressing our culture.
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>>79573085
>Hanson's banter
You've seen her speak right? She's no Farage. Greens will be too busy laughing as One Nation tear themselves apart again.
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How do they justify being against the governments turnback policy? It's obvious that if you let them come like Kevin did the numbers taking risky boat journeys skyrocket

Do they really want more people to die to make themselves feel good?
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>>79573126
Maybe it varies between states, but I know that in some states Family First preferenced One Nation over LDP

It'll be close either way
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>KATTER IS MEETING WITH THE GOVERNOR-GENERAL TO RECEIVE HIS COMMISSION AS LORD PROTECTOR OF AUSTRALIA
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>>79573179

none of what you said is true
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>>79572427
That explains One Nation, now how do you explain Labour?
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>>79573163
Greens hate nuclear power
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>>79573184

Racism is petty and immature.

Judge the individual, not their appearance.
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What do you guys think of my yellow diet?
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>>79573185
He would make good money as a senator, probably around $200,000 or so
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>>79573215
NSW had them preferenced third after Democratic Labor.

Either way, /pol/ wins
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>>79573126
Leynhjolm is fucking GONE mate. it's so fitting that his final moment in the sun was getting absolutely BTFO by the Chaser girls and spend the last day of campaigning crying about it on twitter.
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>>79573225
tell me why i'm wrong.
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>>79572908
Surely the FFP and S&F will preference eachother and LDP before One Nation. No one really expected her to get more then QLD so they wouldn't risk changing their preferences to ON on a whim from how they have been and I don't see that they have as much in common.

Its going to be really insane though with the new voting laws how those preferences go. I'm glad the Greens might go down to 8 or 9.
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>>79573317

>japan proxy

kill yourself
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>>79573295
disgusting, welcome syphilis with open arms
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqy14gGQF1c

Post yfw alan jones btfo
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>>79573296
That plus being a doctor and owning a small vineyard.
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>>79573287
Race is genetic it has nothing to do with appearance and everything to do with traits and behavior
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>>79573344
His probably working there or studying.
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>>79573295

i cant even remember the last time i had something to eat

i see myself getting skinnier in the mirror every day
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>>79573380
>behaviour is genetic
LOL. Good one make.
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>>79573344
>proxy
I live in Japan, cunt
>>79573322
>only one fighting the nanny state is gone
We need him and Pauline to unfuck the country
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>>79573380

https://partners.nytimes.com/library/national/science/082200sci-genetics-race.html

We're all Africans, m8
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>>79571866
GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK
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>>79573172
> no visibility at all
Murray live, Bolt report, lockout law debate, big FB campaign and TV/radio adds. It just seems a sensible candidate will never win over a sensationalist or populist. Here's hoping they go extreme next election since they're still in the running for NSW & QLD.
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Voted liberal in 2013 cause I was sick of the fucking musical chairs .

Knew I was going labor 1 this time round as soon as they pulled the shit on tony again, glad my electorate kicked our lib Malcolm supporter cuck out.
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>>79573451
>We need him and Pauline to unfuck the country
And to tell women to STFU
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>>79573447
Nature won the arguement about a decade ago mate.

>>79573491
Africans aren't even Africans from 100k years ago. Evolution did stop and different habitats drive evolution.

http://time.com/91081/what-science-says-about-race-and-genetics/
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>>79573322
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>>79573605
The king of the north
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>>79570862
>It is the best possible outcome for someone who hates Islam and refugees this election.

I think Hitler rising from the grave getting a plane ticket to Australia, to be fair he thought he bought one for Austria, and become the Fuhrer for Australia would be a better election result.
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>>79573491
Also 4% of my DNA isn't even human.
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>>79572863
You feel my pain
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>>79573295
Do my box of ALDI nuggies in this
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>>79573648
The king IN the North m8.
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>>79573447
https://soundcloud.com/darwin-digest/episode-4-noniq-racial-differences
do you know where you are
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I thought they stopped counting votes. How comes the polls keep changing?
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>>79572039
Out of all the insane fantasy shit that happened in these movies. This had the most absurd.
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>>79573637
this was so shit desu, instead of funny chaser shit, it was 2 women taking a joke out of contest and yelling " HA FUNNY OI PAY ATTENTION TO ME HA"

i dont know how anyone cant find "AS happy as a bitch with a cock in her mouth" with a picture of a dog and chicken unfunny and offensive.
fucking ABC forcing tumblr into the chasers.
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>>79573336
People themselves decide the preferences now under new election laws, and most polling booths did not have minir parties habding out how to vote cards for those parties.
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>>79573637
I feel like this was seemed like feminist-tier humor that only SJW's would find funny.
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>>79573770
Its will take weeks with this close a result. The house of reps may be quicker but there will be a few recounts for sure.
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>>79573808

>couldn't handle the bantz

turn in your australia card
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>>79573002
they literally all look like clones of each other.
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>>79573637
Man, he acted like the biggest cuck after that. he should have gone out there with a permanent marker and written "sell the ABC" and called them fuckwits. Instead he went full on bitch mode

Glad I didn't vote LDP

Consistent libertarians are hard to find
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>>79573770
The Jews do their rigging work on Sunday m8. Saturday was their Sabbath.
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>>79572582
>Pauline Hanson
>charismatic

She has the charisma of a ranga lettuce.
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>>79572721
>>79573033
I don't understand the dislike for ALA on this board. They are the most based party and their policy is literally /pol/ minus da jews
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>>79573808
Fuck off mate. it was the only part of the whole series this year that was a straight up old fashioned Chaser stunt that humiliated a politician.
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>>79573122
Off you go
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>>79573920
I found when he said "Are you familiar with the term 'Fuck off'" as hilarious. Much funnier than the SJW/Feminist/Tumblrina jokes they had written on the van.
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>>79573981
Why do the media stick their cameras in her face all the time if she is so boring m8?

Poofter.
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>>79574007
Those tumblrina's are not The Chasers.

How about you fuck off, cunt.
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Get the fuck off the board you twats, stop embarassing yourselves.
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>>79573996
I voted for them 1st, ON 2nd

Actually I put quite a lot of money on them getting into the Senate, I was surprised at how little support they got

Shame really, but I'm right behind One Nation now
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>>79574090
Well he is gone and that probably cost him dearly.
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>>79573915
but it wasnt banter thats the thing, it was just women trying to be funny and not being it, it was literally the AU version of the new ghostbusters.

>>79574007
see this is the problem, he didnt care, he is pro free speech, but they had to force it like fuck to even get a reaction.


Doing a trust fall on turnbull is funny, chasing turnbull with a cardboard abbott is funny, yelling at a guy on the street isnt.

it was shit comedy
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>>79572062
Andrew Wilkie and Cathy McGowan have ruled out doing any deals to help the Coalition or Labor form government, but Bob Katter is drawing up a wish list for negotiations.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-03/election-2016-counting-contines-with-hung-parliament-possible/7564918

Not good for the LNP. Turnbull should be axed.
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>>79573996
>I don't understand the dislike for ALA on this board
Because they are a front to subvert Aussie patriotism into pro-Israel retardation.
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>>79574140
Get out of the EU :^)
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> Paterson electorate
> Labor wins with more than a 10% swing
> 11% swing towards One Nation

i think this is good for my area
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>>79574090
Yeah but the he went in his house and started whinging about it on Twitter.

The Australian said it - he should have gone out there and had bantz with them. It would have worked well. Free media attention too.

I've met lyonheljm, he's not a fun person. he never laughs or smiles, just a bland person
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>/pol/ promised left wing tears on Facebook
>Instead we get the Prime Minster having a meltdown way past his bedtime
>We get Andrew Bolt calling his his resignation
>We get Alan Jones and some LNP stooge calling each other bedwetters.

/pol/ was wrong again! Best election overall.
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>>79574140
haven't you got a beheading to attend mate ?
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so hot would let her peg me
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I voted greens
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>>79574199
>Not good for the LNP. Turnbull should be axed.
And be replaced by whom? Abbott will never make a comeback. The only alternatives are Bishop and Morrison, and I can't see them leading.
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Why does everyone hate him so much even Liberal voters hate his guts and what medical condition does he have that makes him look like a boy.
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>>79572135
If neither side get 76 and cannot get independents. Does this mean we have to vote again?
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has anyone got a JUST edit of Turnbull?
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>>79574305
As did I.
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>>79572642
YEARFags BTFO
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>>79574323
Bishop would probably make a decent leader for the Libs
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>>79574354
Yes
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>>79574255

>no lefty tears

You clearly aren't looking

They're having a meltdown over One Nation
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>>79574338
lack of test

its not a medical condition its just some guys are low test betas and some are rugged men
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I gave a 10yo kid handing out greens flyers a deathstare when he said hello to me yesterday
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>>79574255
They were right about the tears, one nation gaining momentum has caused many tears to be spilt.

Keen for prepbull to get btfo desu senpai
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>>79574338
He is a boy. Cunt got elected at 20

Also he backstabbed Tones
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>>79574354
>Does this mean we have to vote again?
Possibly. Depends.

For the government to fall there needs to be a no confidence vote in the house.

Turnbull could advise the GG to dissolve the house anyway and have a new election.
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>>79574338
Everyone hates manlets. What's there to understand?
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>>79572968
ONE NASHE !!
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>>79574354
Yeah, but just for the House of Reps
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>>79574354
someone will form government.

if they dont they risk losing their job.

why risk losing their gibsmedats public service cheques and services?

wont happen
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>>79574426
That's nice
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>>79574426
good put those faggots in their place
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>>79574323
Abbott would've had a better media campaign and I'd prefer Bishop over Turnbull.

The whole point of Turnbull was that he could appeal to the left/center but he failed mieserably so the LNP need to rebuild. A leadership spill may sound bad but they're better off starting fresh, losing the next election then come back as a strong opposition.
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>>79574338
His condition is he is a bloody poofta and a total soft cunt
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>>79574364
lol did you? I was just making a joke.
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>>79574363
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>>79572642
>greens
>anything more than an overrated meme party
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>>79574547
cheers m8
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>>79574426
You're a tough guy.
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>>79574426
I just ignored the lot and pulled put my diy list to vote for.
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>>79574533
There is no 'liberal strong opposition'

They won because Labor shot themselves in the foot with infighting

Labor made it impossible for that to happen again

Liberals have less popular policies than Labor and only win when Labor fuck themselves over
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>>79570395
Is there anyone here that legitimately believes Abbott would've actually done better than Turnbull?
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hello
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>>79574338
little manlet wanker that thought he was top shit for knifing Tones
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Would this work for an attempted sizzle?

http://www.viennabeef.com/polish-lovers-pack
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>>79573447
impulsiveness is proven genetic.
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>>79574663
Fuck off, we're full.
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>>79573163
This. I dont know why Greens and Libs dont make a coalition with renewable energy. Itll get a bunch of businesses off the ground and leftie cucks will be happy as well.
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