Jeb bush had done it were fucked! RIP FLORIDA WATERS!
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/07/01/army-corps-engineers-battles-guacamole-thick-florida-algae.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/01/floridians-outraged-over-smelly-guacamole-thick-toxic-algae-invading-coastline/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNvtXblLU8w
WE PISSED OFF THE GUAC MERCHANT!
Floridian here.
Please send help /pol/.
We need all the guac bowls that you can muster.
please guac
>>79544152
You will feel my wrath Florida
>>79544453
This is Jebs final form what can man hope to do against such evil?
It could be Kek's way of making Florida suffer for making Jeb their leader
>>79544152
>Some blame the pollution that plagues Lake Okeechobee. Others say the Army Corps should end its relentless dumping. Gov. Rick Scott (R), who declared a state of emergency in the four affected counties this week but has yet to visit himself, has drawn the ire of a collection of residents who say his administration hasn’t done enough.
>Scott is blaming President Obama.
How is Obongo to blame for this? It's pretty obvious that it is entirely the fault of the moronic farming companies for backpumping all their shitty fertilizer laced water back into the lake. They should be forced to pay for the damages.
>>79544833
This is the price to pay for supporting trump, we dun goofed and pissed the guac gods!
>>79544152
Oooh old memes bring their gifts!
I wager it's Kek's work, praise him.
>>79544152
was listening to a report on this earlier...
locals were describing the smell: like rotten meat + kitty litter. sounds lovely.
thanks jeb!
>>79544633
>>79544733
>>79544833
>33
Jeb is in this thread lads
>>79545040
Read the article. The levee system needs funding to be repaired and that is taken care of by the army corp of engineers, ie a federal institution.
So the feds pay the money.
>>79544152
>http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/07/01/army-corps-engineers-battles-guacamole-thick-florida-algae.html
>freshwater algae
>gets killed by salt water
Gulf coast here. Will send buckets of salty gulf water to unfuck your shit. Standby.
>clearwater beach
just release fucking fresh water fish to eat the algae, damn. it doesnt take the army to solve this problem. release some asian carp or something.
>>79545589
But who will eat the carps?
Please someone grab a Jeb! guacamole bowl and fill it with that water and post a pic. Please.
>>79544152
Why didn't we listen?
>>79544152
>irreparably fuck up the entire eco system for the next two millenia because of greedy oil lobby and brainwashed masses
>whine about some shitty green lake nobody gives a fuck about
you need to set priorities, you fucking idiot
HOLY FUCK JEB ATTACKS! HEADED FOR TRUMP TOWER! SOMEBUDDY CALL DA GHOSTBUSTAS!!!
We release some bears or something to hunt the fish, obviously. It doesn't take the army to solve that problem.
>>79545040
Read the article again. Backpumping is what caused all of this. Also the Army Corps is funded by federal government via Congress, which is controlled by representatives of the state. If they really needed to fix the levees then the Congress should have given them more money.
Its a fact Floridians are the strongest race, they will survive!
SAVE US JEB
To defeat guac, you must BECOME guac
>>79545641
We release some fucking bears or something to hunt the fish, obviously. It doesn't take the army to solve that problem.
>>79545798
meant to reply to >>79545390
>>79545790
Then who eats the bears?
>>79545870
Jebs turtle army will solve this problem.
>I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE CHAOS CANDIDATE, DONALD
what did he mean by this
>>79545870
Russians?
Just skim the algae and compost it.
This kills the Pocket Turtles.
>>79544152
All i wanted was to become President of the United States.
Was that so much to ask for?
Now you fools will pay for your ignorance.
>>79545936
But Jeb started this in the first place, no way he will unleash his turtle army. Unless... This was only part of his master ruse
>>79545972
But then who eats the russians
Where were you when Jeb became a chaos God?
>>79545641
NIGGERS!
>>79544152
It's only phase 1 mother fuckers!
>>79546666
Checked
>>79544453
AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS, I STILL HAVENT RECEIVED MINE. ORDERED IT A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER HE DROPPED OUT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc3VhsZm9t4
>>79546085
He looks so much like ramzpaul in that pic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc
>>79544152
It's Florida. The Republicans in the legislature are controlled completely by developers (think golf courses, millions of pounds of fertilizer + Big Sugare, millions of pounds of fertilizer, + fertilizer plants, millions of pounds of fertilizer waste)
It's surprising this does happen a LOT more often.
>>79544152
stop releasing your poo into the ocean
>>79547818
Florida is one of the most corrupt states in the entire country. It has nothing to do with party affiliation.
>>79547954
Poo in the oceans
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3socOQxUL68
Mexico, we need you wait on that wall.
BUILD CORN CHIPS
Florida here
thought this was just a China thing, just saw it on the news
Can't we use it as animal feed? Or is that only Spirulina?
>>79544152
remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI
>>79551742
organic fertilizer. start a small business bro
JUST GUAC MY SHIT UP
TODAY THE RIVERS SHALL FLOW GREEN WITH ENVY
You're going to really need help when those sea levels rise to swallow your cities.
ayyy you got yourselves a massive fiesta amigos!, grab some tortillas and totopos and start eating that sweet guac!
Kek is one of those Gods with a real sense of humor.
What does the God of discord want?
Confusion? Fear?
No. We fucked up along the path, somewhere.
It's time to restart.
Join the church of Kek
>>79551902
That's the first thought I had about China's algae problem
It's China, so get some big ships and haul it out, fish and wildlife be damned
But the concern for algae is heavy metals, algae absorbs it, but I don't THINK we have such issues here, but many chemical issues, can't say I've read anything about algae absorbing waste chemicals
>>79545790
I like our bears
I know they're wild and feeding them is dangerous
but the damn things just look so dopey, like fat dogs
>>79553993
Bears and dogs are actually quite closely related, and raccoons are also their close cousins.
some men just want to see the whole gaucabowl churn...
Just guac my shit up!
