What are the best parts of being an American?
The 4th of July, opening Christmas presents, Thanksgiving dinner, Easter egg hunts, Trick-or-Treating, singing the national anthem, going to the movies, playing catch with your dad...
Keep going Ameribros
I wish I was an American...
>>79542532
I can fart with impunity.
>>79542532
White mutt american women
Guns weed and fireworks in the great state of Washington. It's truly the white man's paradise, it's like our ancestral memory of what the world around us should look like. Relatively low on niggers and Mexicans and relatively high on cute Asian fuck slaves
>>79542621
Not everyone can be American otherwise it wouldn't be special. You seem pretty cool Svierge, maybe you should apply one day.
I'll be in southern Swden for 3 weeks this summer, any recommendations?
>>79543008
Becoming an American is more difficult than getting in to a prestigious university like Harvard.
You could marry me?
>>79543209
I'll buy you a drink, maybe marry you if you're a cutie. Meet me in Jönköping on July 20th pls be girl.
1. Your culture being everywhere
2. Everyone speaking your language
3. Calling everyone else a Cuck
>>79543571
I can be a girl if you want.
>>79542532
>wake up
>be free
>put on american flag shorts
>put on trump tshirt and jacket
>eat chicken nuggets from wendys
Now, shooting range or beachday?
>>79543690
>>79543690
A pretty girl I hope?
>>79543981
Your very own. You can do anything you want with me. You can brand me. You can use my tounge as toilet paper.
>>79542532
>Live in Texas for 3 years
>Celebrate 4th more than I celebrate my own country's independence day
>More patriotic towards Texas and the US than I am towards my own country
>Lose my patriotism towards my own country more and more as politicians, the EU and the people here fuck it up
>tfw
>What are the best parts of being an American?
I can wear clothing with the pattern of the American flag unironically, pathetic Euro nations like Germany can't even wave their flag in public without the EU Gestapo coming to get them for hate crimes.
>>79544216
Why didn't you stay you idiot mongol?
>>79542532
burgers and freedom
>>79544327
My job wasn't a good enough reason for a visa renewal, apparently.
Pretty much lost everything, had over 90k€ invested into my staying there and had to sell it all for next to nothing.
>>79542532
Being able to say my country has the most aircraft carriers.
>>79542532
Lot being up to our sacs in fucking mudslimes. Mexibros and Negbros aren't too bad when yo gentrify them a bit.
>>79543690
What's your Kik Sweden? I'll message you later
>>79544216
Wisconsin here, Texas is pretty based, be proud. Too hot for my snowy ass though.
>>79544530
Sorry to hear. At least you got far, 3 years, wow. I would not even be able to stay half a year.
Is it really as good as it seems?
>>79542621
Holy fuck are you me? I'd love to be an American. Buy guns with my ID, go to US football matches, marry a US girl. Maybe i'll get green card or somebody will want to hire me. Who knows.
>>79544702
I guess. I want to go back though and I've genuinely considering trying to travel back and get a bf/gf (bi) to settle down with.
One can hope, I guess.
>>79544771
Loved every moment of it, now I feel lost and worthless.
Just feel like another number to feed the tax system with.
>>79542532
>>79542621
Go Patriots.
Buying a gun in under 10 mins. Off-roading in your truck while drinking a beer. Shooting tannerite!
United Mutts of America
>34% white
>>79544530
>My job wasn't a good enough reason for a visa renewal, apparently.
Or was it because you're white?
>>79545272
No, it is actually next to impossible to stay in the USA. If it wasn't the entire world, White countries included, would want to come. You can compare it to going to Harvard. You need special skills and recommendations and whatever.
>>79544530
English ex pat here - married an American girl (best pussy in the world imho).
Now a proud US citizen.
>>79542532
Freedom.
>>79545005
>XLIX
Is that shirt size sir?
>>79542532
AMUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRICUUUUUUck
AMUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRIIICUUUck
AMURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICu GErd share his gra....
>>79542532
i like how i can buy a $35 speaker system with a subwoofer
>>79542532
National Parks.
>>79545742
That was pretty good /pol/ack. No complaints.
I live in a sbitty area of the US, but at least I get to threaten nigs with my AR15 when they come around scouting for places to rob.
>>79543008
Leave as soon as possible.
>>79545742
>>79543870
do both!
>mfw when I live 10 minutes from the beach and range
>>79546161
Why? Muzzies are contained in Stockholm, I have a nice safe place to stay, and I will be surrounded by blonde pussy thirsty for BAC
In no particular order
Guns
Burgers
Freedom
Football
Fireworks
Scenery
>>79545476
not if you're brown apparently. Just say you're a refugee, any white people should be allowed to come to America
>>79546701
>>79546456
Southern Sweden is the area with the most muslims, Malmö for example is ~50% immigrant.
Take the ferry over to Finland and we can hang out
>>79545742
Alright, that was pretty good
Our patriotic pop stars!
>>79546613
I'm gonna be Uncle Sam for Halloween this year at college.
My name is (spoiler)Sam :DD(/spoiler)
>>79542532
Feels good.
>>79547033
>Puerto Spico will become a state in your lifetime
wew..........
fugg
>>79547180
What a time be alive.
>>79545476
You could try to join the US army and get citizenship that way.
>>79547347
That Bizarro Texas flag....
>>79542532
Christmas won't be the same since I'm not a kid anymore. But nothing will ever stop me from enjoying thanksgiving dinner, watching football and then getting drunk. Makes for an excellent time.
>>79547501
To join any of the US military branches you need a visa first, the visa is the hard part and it doesn't apply to all visas.
>>79542532
I just want to play proper baseball, the shit we have over here consists of some spastic amateurs.
>>79546782
Only Sweden and Denmark unfortunately, I'll go to Finland next time.
>>79544774
Plus if you move to the southwest you can have some of that dank Mexican food. Authentic too. Find yourself a nice Hispanic girl and have her cook for you or visit her mom or grandma for dinner. You won't regret it.
>>79545476
Look into joining the US military. I knew quite a few people who joined the military to gain citizenship.
>>79547791
Oh I didn't know that i just remember one of my bros did that to get his citizenship.
>>79542532
Being able to wear this in front of Democrats and Communists in the heart of Commiefornia feels pretty nice 2bh
>>79547855
How long are you planning to stay?
>>79548388
nice shirt friend
>>79548526
3 weeks. July 20th - Aug 9th
The furthest north I plan on going is Örnsklöldsvik.
>>79548863
Thanks, I also got this hat to along with it
>>79545146
Better than being Canadian
>>79549150
That's far, but at the same time not too far.
You'll have a good time in both Copenhagen and Stockholm (if you're going), they have amazing architecture, though, the cultural events in Sweden are a bit strange (at least in my opinion).
Is there any reason for visiting beyond just general tourism? There's a lot of nature I'd tell you to go see, but if that's the furthest you're traveling it can be difficult, beyond the south, in which areas near the sea are the best to go visit.
>>79545146
>A LEAF
Waddup patriots
>>79549619
My cousin recently married a Swedish girl and moved there, so I'm staying with them in Jönköping to keep costs down. I'm just doing general tourism, and go to the bars since I'm young. I'd definitely love to hike by the southern coast, any recommendations?
>>79550145
Getting paid to shitpost on 4chan in the USA. How about you brother?
>>79550337
I honestly don't beyond the cities, I don't tend to go to Sweden much. If I cross the sea I usually just go to Norway instead.
I do suggest going to Gotland if you can find the time, tho.
>>79543209
>Becoming an American is more difficult than getting in to a prestigious university like Harvard.
And much like Harvard they'll only let you in if you're an affirmative action nigger these days.
>>79545742
heh
>>79550508
About to make a nice homemade dinner. Might buy an apple pie from the super market
>>79542532
best part is the little things
people being courteous
not having to lock your door at night
being genuinely innocent while you're young
for many these wonderful experiences have been stolen by kikes and niggers, but they're still prevalent. for now
>>79550511
Thanks man nice dubs
>>79542532
3 minutes of 120% AMERICA FUCK YEAH OVERDOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PagVeZgHbhk
>>79550915
Hope you enjoy the visit, it's not half bad if that's the only thing you're doing.
>>79547900
>tfw when gf is Panamian/Puerto Rican
>tfw when the cooking and booty is so good that I no longer have a face
Here, listen to the Red Army Choir sing God Bless America.
And let that sentence sink in for a moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrMlWeR_mzc
>>79551532
>that feel when when
>I no longer have a face
What are you doing?
>>79544400
Amen.
>>79545975
>tfw some of our national parks are larger than some European nations
Are other countries even trying?
>>79548388
where can I acquire such a garment
>>79542532
Losing all of our freedoms. Consumerism, Materialism, Narcissism
America appreciation thread?
America appreciation thread.
The favorite child of Europe must go on!
>>79542532
knowing that people around the world hate me just for how i live, and that they judge their entire lives based on those of whom they've never actually met
My options are wide open on a daily basis over the summer when I take time off work.
Should I go shoot some assault rifles on my buddy's acreage?
Should I go make money with my cash side business?
How about a thousand mile car trip with cheap gas? I'll be in a totally different climate but still around Americans who speak English.
Choices, choices.
>>79553864
The car trip sounds like a pretty bomb idea
>>79542532
>>79542532
How easy is it for a Canadian to become a naturalized American? I've actually grown to love America in recent years after spending some time in the border states.
>>79542621
That's us, the Shining City on a Hill
>>79542532
>Trick-or-Treating
Do people do this anymore, or is just my area that sucks? Probably just my area.
I'd say overall strong patriotism and freedom compared to other countries.
>>79555791
>He doesn't get Trick-or-Treaters.
Move the fuck out right the fuck now. Halloween is the best goddamn holiday and anyone who doesn't have fun on Halloween is doomed to a lonely, suicidal existence.
Shit nigger, where do you live? I'm coming over with emergency Kit-Kats and spider webs.
> You will never be American
Why even live?
>>79558281
It's not that hard.
>Find an American /pol/ack.
>Bring along a sister or friend as payment.
>Get gay married to him.
>Get divorced a few hours later.
>Let him marry the woman you brought.
>Be American now.
>???
>Profit.
Just a suggestion.
