Is Obama autistic or something?
obviously
>>79536110
Maybe he controls his diet? Too much almonds gives diarrhea, and a president with diarrhea is a bad idea. He loves almonds but can't have diarrhea, so he eats only 7.
White people sit in the light to get darker
Black men sit in the dark to get lighter
If he were autistic it would be 5 or 10 almonds
>>79536110
its probably a means to ensure that he doesnt overindulge
I know whenever I buy a bag of almonds that shit is gone within minutes :(
>>79536110
Of course. World leaders say he's difficult to talk to. He's a full blown autismo
>>79536110
It's a fucking satanic ritual and almonds are the main ingredient of said ritual. Open your fucking eyes sheeple.
>>79536295
Almonds contain various amino acids which help reptilian beings with their brain processes and telepathic abilities.
Eat too much and he'll die.
naw, Obama is just majorly cucked by his wife
7 almonds is his allowance
>>79537306
he's sitting in the dark because Michelle put him on time out
>>79536110
is he activating them though
The real question that should be on everyones mind, however, is:
Does he ACTIVATE his almonds?
>>79536991
Maybe his strain of autism makes him prefer prime numbers/multiples of 7?
Food for thought
>>79536110
No he is just black.
Seven is the highest he can count.
>>79536110
The real question is: are these almonds activated?
I imagine they are activated right?
>>79537079
Get some wasabi almonds, they're awesome
>>79536110
They're activating the almonds, it's habbenin!!
>>79537433
>Not activating his almonds
No wonder he never reached his full potential
>>79537433
>>79537487
>>79537710
>>79538019
>2016
>not activating your almonds
>>79536991
Rounding would be less autistic.
![1429727464213.webm_snapshot_00.00_[2016.02.02_01.21.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xbNiqyM.jpg "1429727464213.webm_snapshot_00.00_[2016.02.02_01.21.58].jpg")
>>79537433
>>79538146
>>79538168
>>79538019
A few weeks ago I came home to a bunch of almonds soaking in a bowl of water and I immediately started laughing as hard as I could while my brother stood looking at me saying "What?" over and over.
I bet he does not even activate those almonds.
>7 Almonds
>7
He's calling Kek in his time of need
>>79537433
>>79537487
>>79537656
>>79537710
>>79538019
>>79538146
>>79538168
>>79538363
>>79538435
Is this some sort of reddit shit?
This thread is pol in a nutshell.
> half the posters discussing whether he's an autist for picking odd or even numbers
> other half want to know if he's activated his almonds
Keep it up you glorious dengerates. I haven't laughed this hard since the Brexit vote.
damn, I am a newfag, had to check this out first
>>79537079
You're white. You can eat how many almonds you want.
Obama is a nigger, so he's relegated to his ration of five almonds, plus two for being POTUS.
>>79538487
Do you even lift?
>>79536110
No, he's praying to the east.
>>79536110
I wonder if he activates them too.
Are they activated almonds?
>>79536110
He pretends he's King Willy, throwing the almonds and reading the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odjtqw1i7G8
Queen Obozo gets most of his protein from Reggie Love after golf.
>>79538661
>Not scrolling through the thread first
Disregard that i suck cocks.
>>79536295
Remember that, it was here in Warsaw. Some guy sneaked into gym while Obama was "working out" and there was scandal why he wasn't stopped by Secret Services, kek.
>imagine a pair of floating teeth moving almonds across the desk with telekinesis
Whoa
>>79538596
Is it /fit/ shit?
Missed this one myself.
Guess I'm a newfag now.
>>79538487
>he doesn't activate his almonds
>>79536370
Maybe if he had diarrhea, it would come out of his ass instead of his mouth.
>>79536110
you should watch his inauguration ceremonies.
he fucked up both oaths.
jewish Lizard stroke confirmed
>>79538487
faggot with unactivated almonds detected
>>79538661
>emu meatballs
Australians finally did it!
>>79538764
Yeah, fit and b jumped all over it. Funniest thing I've seen for a very long time. Still makes me chuckle when I see anyone buying almonds.
>>79538487
Kys newfag
>>79536991
>>79538661
>not including the date in a cap
This triggers my autism.
Also... the ones that instead of date and time say like "six minutes ago" rustle my jimbobs.
Stop this shit.
>>79538998
Damn, nice flag.
>>79538487
>implying you aren't the reddit shit
Go activate your almonds nigga
>>79536110
>tfw sit counting almonds in the dark my whole life and never get recognition
>>79536370
He should activate them to avoid diarrhea
>eating deactivated almonds
Fucking disgusting.
>>79538998
That's an especially fancy flag, reminds me of the Libertarian flag.
>>79536110
>Imagine Obama counting out exactly 7 almonds in the darkness
Legit loled.
>>79536110
Called counting calories you fat fuck
>>79539635
No. He's counting almonds.
Obama is a fox. He intentionally says meme stuff like this because he knows people will joke about it. Just like he goes on ESPN to give his March Madness picks or Fallon to do lipsyncing or all the other pop culture stuff.
Doing pop culture stuff makes him likeable and his critics look like batshit crazy racists. People underestimate Obama's political skills he's FDR level.
>>79538487
Lurk more faggot
>>79539739
Kek. 7 of them, to be exact.
>>79540015
Seven.
Seven almonds.
That's as many as two 3.5s, and that's autism.
>>79538487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdXSZU8Nm-g
>>79536991
That moment when you realize you have been setting the TV volume to numbers ending in either 5 or 0 for years.
Oh shit
>>79536854
Underrated
"Almonds" is probably just code for lines of blow.
>>79539756
>implying he wasn't just trying to set an example for Michelle's pet fat kids
Dude is hapless and inept. He gets a break on a lot of his okie doke because he's black and it would be racist to make fun of him.
>>79538487
>Is this some sort of reddit shit?
Is this some sort of Reddit shit?
>>79536991
>autism
>not exclusively using powers of 2
>>79536295
BITCH WEIGHT
>>79540370
It has to be activated first.
I hope they are activated.
>>79537610
He's counting in octal you moron.
>>79540188
>his activated almonds are only level 1
laughingwhores.jpg
>>79539756
>He intentionally says meme stuff like this because he knows people will joke about it.
He does it because he's a narcissist and enjoys having his ass kissed by morons in front of the whole world.
>>79538661
>obummer doesnt eat emu meatballs with his almonds
>obummer doesnt even activate his almonds
IMPEACHMENT WHEN?
>>79538487
>eating unactivated nuts
LMAO
>>79540565
Activated blow is called crack, Obama's probably into that too. (Black culture, yo.)
>>79540410
>that feel
>>79536110
>>79538487
bash ur head in with a homemade coconut newfag
>>79540410
Lol what is this from?
>>79541161
>if you miss anything on any board you are a newfag
>being worried about status and rank on an anonymous site
You get no karma points or upboats here.
Fuck your mother.
>>79541225
I don't know but I bet if it happened to a white president, we'd all know.
>>79536110
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>>79540479
>autism
>not exclusively eating your almonds in Fibonacci number amount
>>79540778
> not making his own coconuts at home
There will be rioting in the streets when they find out.
>>79541589
What I want to know is, has anyone ever called Obama a nigger live on television
>>79541225
Funny as it looks, it's taken a bit out of context. The gif shows him introducing his own people, he just gestures awkwardly at each of them along the way.
![16clinton[1].jpg_w=500.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4pvuK8Q.jpg "16clinton[1].jpg_w=500.jpg")
>>79541800
1,2,3,4,5,6,7.
7 Prostitutes.
>>79536110
BUT ARE THEY ACTIVATED?
>>79536110
7 is the number of God.
Also I do this kind of thing myself. Everything has to either come in 3's, 5's or 7's,
>>79537433
well done
>>79538487
>Is this some sort of reddit shit?
Idk, why don't you go back and find out newfag
>>79538487
>is this some sort of Reddit shit?
Wewlad
>>79542084
Jesus, is that not photoshopped? What is wrong with Bill?
>>79538487
where do you think you are?
>>79542194
>ever eating unactivated almonds
>EVER
>>79540257
What the fuck was that gif
>>79542194
was waiting for this
>>79542200
No, that's called autism
>>79540926
This one's pretty good comrade, here's your (You)
>>79540257
Ive always done it, even with my volume on my pc
Shit
>not doing things always in primes of a binomial operation of a prime level to another prime.
>>79538582
Kek. This guy gets it
>>79536991
>tfw when I have been setting anything with numbers to a divisible of 5 for years
>>79538561
>australians at it again
>>79542810
You could, you know, read the fucking thread.
>>79536854
Black men smoke crack with a lighter
>>79538561
>not eating 100% organic
letting your T count get cucked by glyphosate
>>79537600
It probably has something to do with this 5 percenter's Nation of Islam shit. His buddy jay z is part of it. pic related
>>79545858
>>79544923
>brings the nuts to life
>>79538782
KEK
>>79536110
>Is Obama autistic or something?
Probably sneaking cigarettes without having to listen to Michelle complain about it.
>>79536991
That's obsessive compulsive. I do multiples of four.
>>79536110
Well he is half white.
>>79536110
Hes just activating his chakras through activated almonds
>>79538998
RARE
>>79536295
>this fucking retard is our president
>>79536991
7 is the lucky number, it's not a coincidence
>>79546151
Same bro. When I was a kid I would do it for everything. Now I just do it with curling my toes.
>>79538763
Underrated
>>79536110
no, he just hates his job and wants to quit
>>79538487
culture your fucking vegetables then come back
>>79546151
>obsessive compulsive
>>79545678
White men light smokes to darken their lungs
>>79536110
Yeah he is. He's a faggot
>>79538763
Hugely underrated
>he's a president
>in america
>he does it for free
>>79536110
>Exactly 7 almonds
I can understand this. You have to set limits when to comes to nuts.
Heaving a hearty kek at this thread
>>79538763
10/10
>>79536110
Some people weigh their food out to the gram in order to keep a nice homeostatic BF %.
>Exactly 7 almonds
fucking americans with their weird shit
counting food. WTF man
>>79538487
>he doesn't activate his almonds
>>79536110
He'd better activate all seven of those fucking almonds or else I will lose the last shred of respect I have for him.
>>79544923
>brings the nut to life
we have wandered too far from god's light
>>79538487
>he doesn't meatball his emus
>>79546840
I've heard Howard Stern does something like this too. Almonds are very nutritious but you don't want to eat too many if you're fat-conscious, like Stern, or a closeted homosexual, like Obama.
>>79544923
Even the Australian culinary communities are shitposting.
>>79536991
>Wanting more than 5
>Wanting less than 10
>Wanting more than 6
>Wanting less than 8
>He unironically settles for 5 or 10
Everyone already made the activated almond jokes I thought of when reading the OP
This here?
>>79548216
You MOTHER FUCKER. Those are EIGHT ALMOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!
>>79548538
ALMONDS
>>79548585
rude, reported to comrade merkel for hate speech
>>79538487
>he doesn't activate his almonds
Famiglia...
>>79536110
>not activating your almonds in multiples of 7
>>79548661
it's momma, not comrade
>>79538782
SAVAGE
>>79538487
>consuming unactivated almonds
>ever
>not storing your almonds in your foreskin
>>79549155
>german
>foreskin
This is a proxy
>>79536370
Can confirm, I ate a whole pack of salty peanuts a few days ago and had the most smelly farts ever known to mankind, my shit was also green and greasy.
pic related don't eat that shit unless you want to spend hours in the toilet.
>>79549204
This. Everyone knows muslims get circumcised
>>79536110
There is a joke reference here. Its actually rather obscure 10/10
>>79536295
Those can't be more then eight pounds.
>>79538487
>he doesn't activate his almonds
shiggy ALL my diggies
>>79536110
7 is a holy and magic number. Think about it.
>>79538463
Fucking this. He's been making shit happen because he's praising Kek more than we are. We must out praise him.
>>79536110
>>79536110
>>79536110
>>79536110
>>79536110
>>79536110
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>>79536295
Punk weight
>>79536991
>not going for the highest single-digit prime number
>>79536991
They always roll for 7 in dice games.
>>79555642
>not going for (2 - i)(2 + i)
>>79538998
This is snek
>>79538782
Based norway
>>79555459
He's married to a tranny what do you expect? He's the punk in the relationship.
>>79544923
>brings the nuts to life
>>79536110
It's obviously a signal or code word for something or someone.What could it mean? Keep digging anons.
>>79560408
Its probably his alter's anchoring behavior.
>>79544923
>DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY ENZYME INHIBITORS
>exactly 7 almonds
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWyRcWm2oy0
>exactly 5 meatballs, fa la la la
>55 mini-ketchups, fa la la la
>>79536110
That's because July is happening month.
>>79538487
Enjoy your heart disease from not activating your almonds
>>79537243
It's a ritual to reinforce mind control programming
>>79538561
The homemade coconut part is just bad reading comprehension. The homemade part was in reference to the muffin.
>>79538487
>he doesn't engage his nuts
>>79538487
Check out the gyno on this fag.
>not activating almonds
>current year
>>79551164
thats because its a rotor cuff exercise, you're not supposed to use a lot of weight.
>>79538487
No, worse.
Imagine a board more poorly educated than /pol/.
>>79561109
IS FUNNY JOKE. I LAUGHED
>>79540188
>Activated almonds are really trendy right now
I'm surprised Obama happens to be a fuckin night owl and has a shitton of alone time
I thought he'd be busy doing president type shit almost 24/7
>>79537610
Fucking lol'd
7 is a powerful number in the occult
>>79562917
here's an even more powerful number
>>79536991
>True autism uses based base 12.
>>79536991
Food like almonds need to be in pairs. One for each side of your mouth. Am I the only one?
>>79536110
Could be. Ludwig von Beethoven counted out exactly 60 coffee beans to prepare his morning coffee. 60!
>>79538487
Are you new here?
>tfw he doesn't activate his almonds.
>>79542418
Sold his soul
>>79538782
Norway +1
>>79538487
Worry not. You will have plenty of time to activate your almonds when Hillary takes away your guns.
>>79544923
As a biologist I'm personally offended by this gibberish. It's like someone said "first we build a giant wall to hold back water called a dam and then the tachyon crystals create zero-point energy!"
He needs one almond for each lime
