HUNG EDITION
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>>79533019
who /latenightsnack/ here
first for partridge
>>79533019
whats everyone drinking?
>>79533019
>>79533165
Just ate meat pie mate. What have you got? What you drinking?
i think that redditor has left guys? are you still here mate i want to learn more about how illegal immigration is so great?
>>79533165
here lad, cadbury's fruit and nut washed down with some arrowroot bikkies
>>79531993
what is it? Are all these immigrants on welfare, destroying our economy.
Or are they taking all the jobs? I can't keep up.
>>79532093
What are you bringing Afghanistan into the picture for? What the fuck are you even saying with this comment?
No idea why you are talking about Afghanistan, and the break down of society/reactionary views taking control in that region.
You are paranoid.
>also did you read they don't need to invade you when they can just buy your land and own your resources so why bother
That's what I said, I said there is no need to invade, you are the one listing possible invasion as a reason to have guns.
>ts funny you think i'm paranoid but i have no doubt your generals have plans like generals in every country have plans if x invades us what do we do? and your intelligence services are probably constantly gathering intelligence on x to give your generals a better picture of their capabilities, do you think they are paranoid too?
No I don't, their job is to do that, you don't have a job, you dont have knowledge of these things, so you just sound like some paranoid retard.
>also for your information indonesia took out a lot of gold medals in recent war games which australia participated in, but lol jokes they are just jungle monkeys rubbing sticks together right?
The Indonesia navy would be destroyed before leaving their ports by Australia alone, you throw in the best airforce/navy in the world (US) and they wouldn't stand a chance at all.
This is all stupid, there is no reason for any country to invade Australia, there is no reason for the average australian to have a gun; even the fucking conservatives realised this.
What's wrong libroaches? Did the big bad LABGODS bully you away?
>72-66
kek
KEK
K E K
>>79533212
Coopers Pale Ale. Just threw up a bunch in the toilet. Feels good Norway.
Vote Katter's Australian.
>>79533195
He's a pretty funny guy. Why is this his most popular character? I fucking hate Partridge.
>>79533212
Red goon is all I've got now.
Prime Minister Bill Shorten
>>79533277
just instant noodles and some water, nothing fancy
>>79533289
think i found him mate >>79533301
>>79533367
We already voted you stupid monkey.
>>79533398
Well what kind of noodles are they?
>>79533228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCVg8JMX7kk
Did Labor win? Is Australia safe from that old cunt Murdoch?
>>79533301
fuck off to /nrl/
>>79533165
Pringles.
>>79533364
What?
>>79533212
Stanley's Goon
>>79533289
Illegal immigration is good because it means cute Irish girls pull my drinks at the bar.
>>79533395
Say it with me
PRIME MINISTER BILL SHITCUNT
Seriously great election all round. Really funny that Pauline got 3 in the senate. It'll be like Palmer with them slowly disintergrating over time and setting back nationalism another 10 years. Greens might even squeeze some decent policy out of Labor.
>>79533389
>I fucking hate Partridge.
say that to my face you numpty and i'd get very red in the face. you have been warned.
>>79533508
maggi beef. good stuff.
>>79533676
>maggi
disgusting
indomie or death
>>79533676
>not mi goreng
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL CUNT
Guys why is Alison Brie so ugly now? What did that ratty frat boy cunt Dave Franco do to her?
Who do you guys want to win?
Who the fuck is most likely to win, I don't understand
>>79533757
She got old.
>>79533773
I want socialist alliance to win, but failing that Labor minority governemnt with support of the greens is the best outcome for Australian people who aren't rich old white men.
>>79533737
>>79533756
s-sorry lads. my eyes are now open.
>>79533631
>Stanley's Goon
Same here mate? What flavour I got myself a fuckin Dolce Rosso.
>>79533532
Shortcock doesn't have a chance mate. He's only got the majority in ACT TAS and NZ, all the real states have majority Prepbull.
>>79533676
Literally shit. Get some taste.
>>79533773
Wales, if not then Iceland
>>79533773
Shorten for status quo with better internet and refunding the CSIRO
>>79533773
>God Tier
Greens
>Good Tier
Labor
>Mediocre Tier
Liberal
>Reddit Tier
One Nation
Donkey vote
>>79533856
>Dolce Rosso
SAME!
>>79533856
72-66
I didn't even feel anything this election.
How sucky
>>79533773
Labor, most of us want labor to win it seems.
Apart from the occasional libshill
>>79533676
fuckin maggi? Thats unstrayan. We only eat cheap indonesian noodles round here ya shit cunt. Maggi only has one fucking flavour sachet.
>>79533922
What a fucking sick cunt.
>>79533676
Upgrade to the good shit, Beef & Chicken is boring as fuck. Pic related.
>>79533773
Labor.
>>79533913
Greens....... god tier
>>79533840
Mate she was never young, she just got really thin. He's probably fucking starving her, she looks emaciated now.
>>79533913
https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY
>>79533913
replace Greens with HEMP and youre golden
>>79533861
meme noodles
The popular alternative for people who want to feel cultured, but not too cultured.
The triple j of noodles.
>>79534135
>easily the most fleshed out policies
>only party actually doing something concerning the environment, and the benefits this could bring to the economy
>everyone loves an underdog
>>79533840
>I want socialist alliance to win
its a good meme
>>79534256
why are there TWO fucking hemp parties?
Drug reform and Free Marijuana or whatever.
>>79533301
>No idea why you are talking about Afghanistan, and the break down of society/reactionary views taking control in that region.
because its a resource rich country like yours i didn't quite explain it you must understand i've had about 10 beers and thats why i'm even bothering to talk to you
>That's what I said, I said there is no need to invade, you are the one listing possible invasion as a reason to have guns.
so when you are subversively ruled by your chinese overlords and you have no way to fight back or take your country back and under your feet your land has already been taken from you and now owned by foreigners what will you do? and at that time i think you will probably not just say you have been invaded but conquered
>No I don't, their job is to do that, you don't have a job, you dont have knowledge of these things, so you just sound like some paranoid retard.
hahhahahaha typical leftist retard the gubment and its agenices will protect me i shouldn't take it on myself to take a small part in protecting my country
do you also think all those countries that have mandatory military service are stupid? why bother teaching your people to fight when you have all knowing generals planning for everything?
>The Indonesia navy would be destroyed before leaving their ports by Australia alone, you throw in the best airforce/navy in the world (US) and they wouldn't stand a chance at all.
thats not the point i was trying to make your the one so high strung about indonesia attacking you i was more suggesting that attacking indonesia as you think so lightly about wouldn't so easy and adding weight to my argument
i'd want a gun if a country with 2 million muslims was my closest neigbour
as for a reason to invade australia the nips wanted invade you just as a staging point nothing more think about that for a second, they didn't even care about the shit you had they just wanted to invade you so they could leap frog somewhere else...
>>79534267
tripple j is the greens of radio stations
>>79534135
you're one of the only rightcunts left that hasn't been sent to bed by their stepdads yet. Only big strong muscular and elite labgods left
>>79533840
Has anyone ever punched you in the face for using the term white men in a derogatory way?
>>the PM says the Australian Electoral Commission will not do any further counting on Sunday or Monday.
are aussies too stupid to count?
>>79533631
>Pauline got 3 in the senate
Not yet. 2 looks likely though.
I can't wait to move there, we only one have one type of noodles here
>>79533364
wat
>>79533392
wat
>>79534353
probably because stoners are dumb cunts who don't know how to consolidate their efforts
>having more than two parties
What a meme country
Wht's the score m8s?
>>79534467
No. I'm not even being derogatory, I'm jsut describing the only demographic that benefits from the LNP.
>>79534481
nah mate everyone's too hungover on sunday and monday morning
>>79534507
She'll get 3. She might even push 4. It's a bit scary but her and Jacquie Lambie can hold a commission into Halal and waste everyone's time it'll be lol.
>>79534656
Don't rich chinks also benefit from LNP?
>>79534738
Yeah I spose. But the Libs will never accept them.
who's going to point out that the polls predicted LNP victory and failed... again
>>79534534
Jamal shaquanda-washington, pls go.
>>79533913
>>79534291
>Voting Greens.
>>79534737
>her and Jacquie Lambie can hold a commission into Halal and waste everyone's time
fuck me dead that would be hilarious
>>79534656
No you're just a cunt who needs a bullet in the eye
I voted for nick xenophons party..how many seats did he win.
>>79534737
Fuckin shit should be illegal though. But the fucking tolerance squad and the muzzie commission will get it fucking tossed out. Dirty fucking sand niggers and their white SJW faggot pets.
>>79534833
Why do you hate evidence based policy?
>>79534917
At least THREE in the senate. Maybe 4.
At least ONE in the House of reps. COuld still push a second.
If Liberals win our labourers will be subhumans that work for cashews and buildings will be collapsing on people every few days like in China.
>>79535008
Why you want to make our country 3rd world?
hurry up reddit fag and reply to my post>>79534406 i haven't got long until the euro's start
>>79534917
He won the entire mayo electorate so he got his spot.
>>79535086
Good, then you won't have time to shit post on our us politics threads.
>>79534924
Give two reasons why halal certification should be illegal. I'll wait.
I'll give two reason to keep it.
>Gives out businesses a huge opportunity to export quality Asutralian produce and food to 2 billion mussies.
>Freedom of religion/business
>>79535008
Evidence of rape?
>>79535168
No one cares about your threads or your psychotic shit baboon presidential candidates.
>>79535202
Fuck off Muhammad
>>79535124
The Senate is his spot you fucking idiot. Some random former Lib staffer won Mayo in his name.
>>79535107
Just argue with this cunt >>79535008 instead you fucking norwegian.
>>79535124
by a thumping margin too
http://www.kimindependent.com.au/
did you vote for him /pol/?
>>79535223
Good pic, should have used that myself, thanks.
>>79535086
if labour win people will get no cashews and no work.
>>79535202
I'm concerned about the potential cruelty to animals as it essentially involves draining them until they die of blood loss. Pretty grim stuff.
>>79535223
Evidence of facts.
>>79535280
Well I don't fucking know shit about Xylophone I'm not following some irrelevant adelaide shit. I have bigger fish to fry. Figure it our yourself then cunt.
>>79535008
evidence of what seppo?
>>79535282
ok
>>79535350
>labour
>>79533165
Sipping on the jizz of turnbulls premature victory gasm
If labour wins will they try to reinstate the carbon tax?
>>79534433
Liberals = Maggi
Labor = Fantastic
Greens = Indomie
Independent = Trident
One Nation = Four N Twenty Pies
Oh boy another change of leaderships. What's that, the 5th prime-minster we've had in 6 years? No wonder this country's going to shit no one is given a chance to actually see their policies through to fruition. 3 years is not enough to be an effective let alone the 1 or 2 we're getting now.
>>79534406
We have gone so far off topic, and it's obvious your mentally half-baked ideas on geopolitics are just paranoia based on no foundation.
I'm going to bed.
But I want to say congratulations, you are honestly the dumbest person I've ever seen on /pol/, you legitimately believe the threat of invasion to Australia is so great that guns should be re-introduced to the mainstream.
You also believe that Australians should have guns to protect themselves against "tyranny". If this is so easy/simple, and we truly are fucked because we dont have guns, why hasn't someone done it yet? Why hasn't the government just killed us all? Why hasn't it happened in ANY OECD countries with lax gun laws?
Let me tell you why, because that's a fucking stupid concept, makes no sense, and is just the most paranoid thing outside of "chemtrails are brainwashing us".
You need to go outside, you need to get a life, you need a gf, you need a hobby; you need something because /pol/ is rotting your fucking brain dude, I am not joking, I'm legitimately concerned for you, and those that you surround yourself with (Which I guess would just be your disappointed parents).
>>79535460
>>79535350
Labor*
>>79535422
>implying id give them the courtesy of spelling their name the way they'd like it
hahaha victory is mine!
>>79535478
wow i hate liberal now
guess i'm a #GreenMachine
>>79535460
I hope so!
>>79535202
1
>All muslims are scum
2
>All muslims must die
3
>unfuckinstrayan
4
>funds terrorism
5
>sink the boats
6
>build a wall
7
>mexico can pay for it
8
>fuck off chinese cunts
>>79535285
The Advertiser had the best Headline a few days ago about this:
Bunfight With The Lot Adds Extra Spice To Mayo.
Pretty glad Briggs got BTFO, literally the worst kind of person to be a pollie.
>>79535591
Great coherent argument 10/10
Palmer got so raped it isn't funny.
Palmer's United Party
307
0.0%
-5.5%
Only 307 votes
>>79533019
Who is the guy in OP's picture? No homo
>>79535513
Thought you used the British spelling like Canada.
>>79535481
John Howard was PM for 11 years and he brought the country to ruin, that we still haven't come close to recovering from.
So LDP did not keep their seat?
>>79535591
Coon cheese is halal, discuss.
>>79535591
This man speaks the truth
>>79535662
we do
Labor the political party is spelled differently for whatever reason
>>79535662
Labor is a proper noun. It's the name of a political party.
Any other time we use labour.
>>79535478
What's a tin of baked beans mate? That's what I'm eating now. Fucking beans means heinz.
>>79535285
>>79535626
It's great because she used to work for him and could even be the staffer he sexually harassed while in Asia.
>>79534507
Where are you getting senate results I can't find the anywhere, also how many did nick xeno get
>>79535383
>facebook image
>>79535794
Those are the Mexican elections.
Who's ALP?
The blue guys are your good guys right?
>>79535712
It will take 13 days (not joking here) to know for sure
>>79535481
Every leader has been an absolute shit cunt though.
That's why we need Auntie Pauline to take over and get rid of the darkies and slanty eyes.
>>79535816
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateResultsMenu-20499.htm
>>79535886
Australian Leftist Party.
>>79535886
We have no good guys, the closest thing to it is One Nation.
>>79534509
Come to Aus my brother bogans be like screw you Musso but then you be like I'm Turkish blah blah blah Anzacs blah blah blah respect then you'll be like the most pop guy you know
Why is it taking so fucking low?
Brexit was decided sooner than this shitshow.
>>79535886
No. Liberals are cunts that want to starve out all the poor so there are only CEOs left in the country.
>>79535886
No, they're just cuckservatives.
The true good guys are One Nation who will get 1-3 senators.
>>79535682
Are you kidding me nigga?
>>79535816
Senate results anywhere are mostly witchcract and speculation. Check the AEC website for best guesses.
Bascially. Any party that has a whole number of quote is garrunteed a seat, any leftover might get thema seat. maybe. if its' over .5 it's probably a lock.
Pauline has 1.2 in Queensland, and .4 or .5 in 3 other states.
>>79536001
We have a complicated voting system, it takes a long time to count everything.
>>79534833
Top kek
>>79535866
5am is definitely the time to start pedantically pointing shit like that out.
>>79535884
shit. well I'm throwing this in the garbage then.
What's your stance on a can of tuna? Coles brand, none of that fancy greenseas or john west shit.
>>79536014
This is how retarded Labor supporters are. They actually think ALP stands for Australia Liberal Party. Fucking hell.
>>79536033
>A deficit is inherently bad
Okay, you know nothing about economics, that's settled.
>Ignoring the fact that was during the 2008 financial crisis
>>79536014
So what's wrong with that?
>>79536033
Howard and Costello created what we call 'structural deficit'. During the heydey of surpluses they actually had TOO MUCH money to know what to do with. So what did they do? They amde a bunch of bullshit tax concessions and tax cuts that were never going to work long term. The worst of these was the Captial gains tax cut which means that money you 'earn' by holding shares (or property) is taxed at half the rate of money earned doing real work. This created the housing bubble.
Other bullshit handouts included, but are not limited to,
>The baby bonus
>Family tax benfit a
>family tax benfit b
>Private health insurance rebate
>Handouts to private schools
>and many more
Granted. labor were FUCKING GUTLESS to not roll back ANY of these while they were in power but that's Labor for you; gutless to the core
Vote Greens.
>>79536133
Are you putting it on a cracker or biscuit of some kind?
>>79536180
He asked if the blue guys are good. The blue guys are the Liberals, you stupid chucklefuck.
>>79536305
>labor were FUCKING GUTLESS to not roll back ANY of these
Why would a Left party roll back social benefits, lel.
>>79534909
>it's an americans can't live for two seconds without shooting a gun episode
>>79536246
It's just that worshiping CEOs is only a religion in America
>>79535460
I fucking hope they bring back mining tax that shits not renewable once they dig it out and sell it its fucking gone
>>79536196
>m...muh financial crisis
>d...deficit is actually good
Yep, it was all just a coincidence that the country accumulated wealth at the exact time that Howard was in power and no other time. Oh but deficit is bad anyway so the financial crisis is good, right? Yep sure makes sense.
>>79536180
>They actually think ALP stands for Australia Liberal Party.
Everyone I know (about 40 people locally) just say Labor, Liberal. ALP for us means Aussie Liberal Party and Labor is just Labor or mates call them LP.
>>79536305
too late to vote now mate, should have shilled before the elcection, not afterwards
>>79536324
Nah all I've got is these fucking coles brand chicken tubes. They taste like fucking styrofoam packing peanuts.
>>79536390
Why would a left party not roll back tax cuts?
>>79536390
You're supposed to capitalise A Left Party
>>79536481
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>79535503
>so great that guns should be re-introduced to the mainstream.
you see its not about a level of threat its more an ideology
that's something you fail to understand i've seen you in earlier threads and your all stats and shit like that
but i'm sorry but culture goes beyond that its the equivalent of saying well only 1% of robberies happen now so we don't need police anymore or some shit like that
> If this is so easy/simple, and we truly are fucked because we dont have guns, why hasn't someone done it yet?
like most western countries now because of the threat of terrorism you can be thrown in jail indefinitely, put on watch lists without your knowledge, watched indefinitely, all your meta data is saved and if any red flags come up your intelligence service will happily go through your emails, text messages etc.. facebook and most social media sites have agreements/sold you out to your intelligence services and they have access your social media posts, google has sold out your search history and can even tell when your on other desktops and no not without you being logged on
basically the way things are going anonymity on the internet will soon be dead and you will have to have some sort of log in internet eventually everything will be linked your banking, medical records, facebook posts etc... you will have no privacy
this has probably happened already but they cant use it against you
in the near future it will be like oh you made a joke about the current government and said you can't wait for a revolution or something even more blasé and then you go to the shops and try and use your rfid chip to pay for some milk sorry anon but the anti-terror laws have allowed us to freeze your bank account
you think tyranny is like some sort of pol pot type regime or something with a check point on every corner, papers please shit
it won't be like that
and without guns what are you gunna do?
>send an email to a friend with the word bomb in it i dare you
>>79536408
>It's just that worshiping CEOs is only a religion in America
Turkey worships corrupt Autocrats, or so I heard.
>>79536501
Before the election these threads were jsut a bunch of bullshit alt-right wankers crying over immigrants instead of worrying about REAL ISSUES liek the HORRIBLE COST OF HOUSING IN THIS COUNTRY so economic argumetns woudln't ahve worked.
I'm enjoying the euphoria of a hung parliament though.
>>79536390
Yeah, gutless. The Greens at elast recongise them for teh middle-class handout they are.
>>79536422
Yeah but then we price ourselves out of the market.
The multinational mining companies would just down tools and move operations to Africa while they wait for it to be repealed again.
>>79536592
careful now germoney, or you might get prosecuted by proxy
>>79536503
Ingredients: Chicken Tubes (99%), Yellow
>>79536592
Well, only the 35% population does but when the results came skewed they rigged it
>>79535741
I have it on good authority old black fella in the Pilbara that all Indij animals taste just like pork so, there is that I'm sure the coons wouldn't be any differnt
>>79536644
immigration is a real issue.
Hung Parliament means it has the means to fuck you, right?
>>79536692
Nah, m8. Erdogan got elected fair and square.
So when ALP win, are the Libs going to pass on their secrets for keeping mudslimes offshore? Don't want a repeat of Rudd and co
>>79536664
>Mine in a stable country
>Mine in a third world shithole where your company could be seized by any of the three revolutionary militias at any moment.
yeah, nah.
>>79536481
You dumb fuck. ALP stands for Australian Labor Party.
LP is fucking liberals. You've been voting backwards.
What a dumb cunt.
>>79536825
You know nothing about mining.
Also not every African nation is a shithole.
>>79534825
>being 90% white
>>79536475
The financial crisis wasn't great for anyone but we missed a lot of the damage of it thanks to the labor government.
Once you hit a surplus, at that point lowering taxes is the right move. If you keep them where they are then you're overtaxing your population.
Surplus =/= a savings account. That's not how a country's economy works.
>>79536921
>Also not every African nation is a shithole.
Yeah, there are Spanish and French enclaves.
>>79536751
Narr mate, lets get flooded by more gooks, fucking lebos and cunt towelheads, on the phone to olds tonight, said they were only whites in line to vote in their area, Sydney is fucked
>>79536840
So are you saying me and about 40 otther people potentially just voted for the opposing party?
>>79536825
You really are a clueless fuckwhit.
>>79536481
Everyone you know is a fucking idiot. Are you in teh seat of Capricornia by chance?
>>79536033
Cunt his policies left us open for the gfc, his trade agreements killed Australian manufacturing and let American producers rape our country for four years before we could sell in the U.S. Market, that guy was a cunt
>>79536053
Well here's my educated guess as to how it will be in the Senate:
QLD
>4 LNP
>4 ALP
>1 ON
>1 Greens
>2 undetermined
NSW
>5 LNP
>4 ALP
>1 Greens
>1 ON
>1 undetermined
VIC
>4 LNP
>4 ALP
>2 Greens
>1 Darren Hinch (fucking what?)
>1 undetermined
WA
>5 LNP
>4 ALP
>2 Greens
>1 ON
SA
>4 LNP
>4 ALP
>3 Nick X
>1 Greens
Tas
>5 ALP
>4 LNP
>2 Greens
>1 Jackie Lambie
Territories
>2 ALP
>2 LNP
>>79536840
It's not like they only put acronyms on the ballot paper. The full party name is there. So you can't fuck up the vote.
>>79536582
>send an email to a friend with the word bomb in it i dare you
I do, I also use "ISIS JIHAD", that's a personal favourite.
>i'm sorry but culture goes beyond that its the equivalent of saying well only 1% of robberies happen now so we don't need police anymore or some shit like that
???
You type like an 8th grade high school student.
Good night paranoidwegian, I'll tell my friends about tomorrow so we can have a giggle, I suggest you find some of your own.
Life is too short to be trapped in your parent's basement, shut off from society.
You can have the last word, I won't read it, but I'll let you feel like you've won this argument.
>>79536825
You are forgetting the scenario where the warlord of the country nationalizes the mine on force
>>79537103
>So you can't fuck up the vote
Sure you can, by voting Green.
>>79536985
>Surplus =/= a savings account. That's not how a country's economy works.
Tell that the Norway, teh country that invested all their surpluses (from nationalised resource companies) into a sovereign wealth fund. They only have the highest HDI in the world.
>>79536001
One of the many benefits of full preferential voting, unlike first past the post, if your candidate doesn't get in your second presence is counted and so on until everybody's vote counts
>>79536825
>implying they don't hire you
I used to work in the police as a civilian (worked on radios) and had a buddy that used to be in the ADF, he brought me over to a few of his buddies. Turns out if you're even slightly decent (and you're infantry/another combat role) you'll be able to easily get hired into a paramilitary organization to protect boats, companies, etc in third world countries.
If you're SF of any kind apparently they also outright find you and bring you out to lunch to try and get you. If you're from some elite force like delta or devgru you literally can not go 3 weeks without getting 15 companies begging for you.
>>79536985
>that's not how a country's economy works
>doesn't explain how a country's economy works
>just makes a vague statement implying he knows things but doesn't prove it
>>79537160
oh shit germany coming in with some primo bants
>>79537087
Pretty much, good work mate. 3 One Nation, like I said.
>>79537087
Which adds up to...
28 LNP
27 ALP
8 Greens
3 One Nation
3 Nick X
1 Lambie
1 Hinch
+4 which are impossible to tell right now
>>79537135
i just hope some of my words got through to you before your kind totally cucks your country and there's nothing you can do about it
also stop the with ad hominems m8 and people will respect you more i live in my room not a basment :^)
t. concerned yuropoor
Say it with me now PRIME MINISTER SHORTEN
>>79537160
It could be worse, you could vote the Socialist Alternative or HEMP
Lots of socialists ITT just top yourselves you fucking twinks
>>79536644
> crying over immigrants instead of worrying about REAL ISSUES liek the HORRIBLE COST OF HOUSING IN THIS COUNTRY
Maybe these things aren't mutually exclusive? You'd rather your country be over run by boat people than not get a rent subsidy or something like it?
>>79537170
And yet we're #2 on the HDI rankings despite our current deficit.
Get rekt m8
>>79537170
Norway is a semi-Socialist state. A regular government should feel no need to amass surpluses and invest them on behalf of their population.
>>79537339
>It could be worse, you could vote the Socialist Alternative or HEMP
Or AKP :*>
>>79536664
Knee jerk reaction, trade would slump for a bit but would then return to normal, same as gst,
>>79537196
I didn't imply that at all.
>>79536921
>>79537057
It's like you guys don't live ina world where a bunch of Australians were kidnapped in an African minesite THIS FUCKING WEEK.
indonesian abroad here
why do your liberals hate us so much?
>>79537383
Fuck everybody else, I only care about born and raised white Australians.
>>79537448
I know there is a lot of paid AK shills with the Syrians threads and what not but, I voted CHP senpai.
>>79537334
>cucks
There's that word again
>>79537463
We all hate you, even Labor. Fuck you.
>>79537341
basically what happened is it looked like the conservative party was going to win then all the lefties made statemenst like
>REEEE I HATE THIS COUNTRY OMG BLAH BLAH BLAH and left and went to reddit to cry about it
and then the lefty party came back and its close now so they all came back to troll
but the last lefty has gone to bed now because its like 5am is australia
>>79537339
PRIME MINISTER BILL SHITCUNT
Also you can't vote for Socialist Alternative, they don't believe in parliamentary democracy. You can vote for Socialist Alliance of Socialist Equality Party.
>>79537341
Fucking hell canadians are dumb.
There's one SJW antigun muzzie loving socialist poof posting but he's probably just trolling some norwegian and a bunch of other cunts who are all right wing.
Fucking canadians are dumb as bricks.
>>79537519
well its basically whats going to happen with the foreign ownership and shit like that i can't think of a better word to fit what i mean
>>79537383
>You'd rather your country be over run by boat people than not get a rent subsidy or something like it?
Just FUCK OFF FROM OUR THREAD
You know nothing of Australian politics.
NO ONE GETS A RENT SUBISDY, BUT OWNERS GET A FUCKING BUYING A HOUSE SUBSIDY! It's called negative gearing + capital gains tax.
>>79537463
because you're indonesian
Lads, I have no idea what's going on, I haven't been following your backwater parochial electioneering
Summarise this election for me in 3 sentences or less.
Got to bed everyone.
>>79537628
25% of the corporate wealth in Germany is foreign-owned. Are we cucked yet?
>>79537658
Also stop being rude
>>79537695
A fucking potato nigger calling us backwater? That's new.
>>79537628
After reading through both you and him you sound fucking stupid as fuck. hes an SJW leftie but you sound like the most braindead cunt ever
>>79537695
fuck off cunt
>>79537463
Because your PM wouldn't let us snoop on him anymore which means you dirty bastards are hiding something...and for that I don't trust nor like you. Also boat scum, fuck you.
>>79536825
Mining in 3rd world countries is very cheap, labourers work for nothing and no OHS so when a nigger dies on job get the next one off the street. FYI I am serious, I have worked for broken hill proprietary in africa
>>79537755
>>79537697
Fucking fascist stop telling everyone what to do.
>>79537628
There is nothing wrong with foreign investment, you just need to put high taxes so you can reap the benefits.
>>79537383
Boat people isn't a real issue and just used by the right wing to distract from the real issues like the housing bubble
>>79537783
never said i was smart lad
>>79537695
Well basically we were having a nice democrasy session and then this irish cunt showed up and started asking questions so we told him to fuck off.
>>79537695
>Summarise this election for me in 3 sentences or less.
Jobs and growth.
Save medicare.
Why not both?
I'm going to bed guys, it's been great spending time with you for my first vote at an election. Let's hope for a Coalition majority.
Sweet dreams.
>>79537417
>#2 hdi
>meaning shit
can't wait until the housing bubble pops, china becomes even more sufficient and pulls off trade, and we turn into a skrillex remix of mexico.
>>79537459
do you think paramilitary organizations don't exist
because companies will just get other companies to handle mining, and those companies will ""hire"" (aka force) small asian or african kids to do mining.
apple does this, samsung does, everyone does.
paramilitary organizations will hold off any somalian or pirate that tries to take over. if you came out of your tiny little bubble you'd know the world works like this.
>>79537658
>house subsidy
the best way to fix the housing market is to somehow get new home buyers to live out in the bush (unlikely considering they're all brainwashed weak cunts) and get proper infrastructure going so people don't die of thirst.
if people keep trying to buy houses in the same 7 cities and the government keeps pretending the country consists of those 7 cities only, the housing prices are going to spike even more.
the problem isn't negative gearing, the problem is people wanting to live within 35 seconds of their uni and work.
>>79537658
>capital gain tax
>a subsidy
Yep, you are a confirmed moron.
>>79537812
We're planning on taking back east timor and any left-leaning country in oceania. it's not like you fucks would care if we executed 100,000 more commies
Have the Libs won yet?
>>79537695
Conservative hold majority govt. decided don't know what doing dissolve both upper and lower house
lose a shit ton of seats as we speak
Have literally fucked themselves
Looks like will be stalemate and minority govt. FYI parlimentary system
>>79537956
Instead I'll hope you accidentally swallow your tongue in your sleep so there'll be one less Lib faggot.
>>79537857
piss off dick head. if we let one group of muzzies in then they'll just keep on coming until we are swedenized. fuck that shit. stop the boats to stop the muzzies.
fucking foreigners are the problem.
Medicare is overrated
It's just shitty health insurance that you're forced to pay for
>>79537695
"Labor" is the liberals, and "Liberal Party" is the conservatives (ironic af).
Liberals are losing a lot of the seats they had, the swing is in favor of Labor.
But they're still neck-and-neck for who maintains an overall majority.
Any Aussie correct me if I'm wrong.
>>79537695
>Summarise this election for me in 3 sentences or less.
Conservashits: wanna sum more oligarchy? lel
Socialels: wanna sum more immigrants? lel
Greens: wanna sum weed? lel
>>79538040
Bro they are losing but If your lib just close your eyes and think back to that victory speech that was given a couple of hrs ago
>>79538053
Haha, jokes on you I'm sleeping and didn't read your mean post!
>>79537995
> the problem is people wanting to live within 35 seconds of their uni and work
So the problem is just the free market. Yeah tell us how you're going to fix that you fucking communist.
If you want people to do less of something, you tax it more, or perhaps you remove the tax concessions they get from doing it.
Abolishing negative gearing and bringing capital gains tax in line with income tax would fix teh housing bubble and let poeple live where tehyw ant to live.
>>79538053
>choosing team multicultural feminazi.
>>79538103
libs were never even going to scrap medicare in the first place anyway. labor just made some shit up at the last minute to win the election.
>Medicare is overrated
Do you want to be billed $85000 for getting your hemorrhoid adjusted in hospital like the dumb yanks?
>>79538233
Fuck off to bed little boy.
>>79538103
Nope Medicare is the shit I don't pay a cent when I take a sicky and need to supply medical cert.
>>79538079
I'm not saying it's not a problem but taking around 12 thousand annually isn't bad and is humane enough.
We have 4 millions of those fuckers and I literally trip over them when I go downtown, fuckers also try to pickpocket me and fucking dirty up my car windows.
You may say "Aren't you both brown, what's the problem", Problem is Arabs are naturally backwards scum that got triggered by the sound of lute and other music, If they weren't backwards dickheads, the Ottoman Empire would have existed beyond WW1
>>79538020
Sorry, capital gains tax discount.
Capital gains are taxed at half the rate (the 'discount' howard put in place) of income tax. Sorry I was too mad to explain it to that fucking american who abrged into the thread like he knows a single thing about this country.
>>79538180
>Any Aussie correct me if I'm wrong.
Close, you're american.
>tfw LDP fedoras got btfo by One Nation
>>79538323
Only if you say please.
>>79538368
>Capital gains are taxed at half the rate (the 'discount' howard put in place) of income tax
It is exactly the same in Germany, by the way.
Basically, a system that favors capital over productive labour.
>>79538181
mate more like
Greens: Get your cuck sheds ready the bulls on the boat
Libs: Giving ya rich mates a tax break
ALP: MUH MEDICARE
it's all fucked up
>>79538338
don't worry lad all those arabs will leave to come to europe once you are allowed in the EU
>>79538445
What a disgraceful system. Literally lets the jews get away with doing nothing and jsut inheriting wealth.
>>79538284
mate the fuck are you on
>DON'T BE COMMUNIST
>LET'S RAISE TAXES AND FUCK OVER EVERYONE
>LE FREE MARKET
you're using the free market meme in a socialist country with a problem that is entirely socioeconomical
while saying attempting to solve the socioeconomical problem is communist
the fuck are you on
>>79538329
>i don't pay a cent
Actually you pay 2% of your taxable income
>>79538531
The worst part is that /pol/ actually defends this bullshit, calling everyone opposing it a Communist.
>>79538180
Your right also liberal party is classical liberalism the original liberalism, mean low regulation and free economy etc. not that fucked up modern American liberalism also your pretty much right
>>79538445
We have it in the US too. The Jewish bankers gotta avoid taxes.
>>79538338
>taking around 12 thousand annually isn't bad and is humane enough.
fuck off. that implies we are obliged to take any.
why cant the go to israel or saudi arabia?
or stay in their own fuck shit hole countries and fix their own fucking problems the lazy cunts.
You cunts shouldn't have let them in then if they are so shit.
Nobody is obliged to baby sit dirty filthy muslim criminals.
