*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your home with the intent to kill and steal.
Why don't you own a gun?
>>79523810
>tfw i own five
>with two within easy reach of bed
>>79523810
Because I dont live in the third world.
>not using a hammer
>>79523810
But I do and that nigger be ded by now
>>79524007
Kek, yeah you just have 3rd world no go zones.
Because with an axe it's more fun
>>79523810
Nestled safely under my pillow.
I love how this same thread, exact wording, picture, everything, appears routinely on /pol/ and /b/, and has for years. Is it automatically posted?
>>79523810
Because I don't have a door made out of cardboard you fucking Amerifat.
>>79523810
>unload saiga 12 into door
>cry because my shoulder hurts
*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for Queen to rock you.
Why don't you listen to their better songs?
>>79523810
That only works on Amerifat cardboard doors
A burglar would break his leg trying to force into an European home by kicking its door
>>79523810
>>79523810
>He doesn't have a steel trellis door with an linked alarm system and an electric fence.
It's like you want to be raped
>>79524236
We prefer to think of them as "empire legacy zones".
>>79524475
>the husbands face
>shooting a person for breaking into your house
You retards do realize that in the US at least, you can't shoot an intruder unless you know he also has a gun. You will get charged and you will end up in jail.
>>79524284
>engravings
Serves to tactical advantage whatsoever
>>79524475
Waited his whole life for this moment
I got a chain hook thing for like five bucks from home depot faggot. Come at me.
>>79524427
Finbro post good post, i don't care if you are Mongolian.
>>79524696
Better grip
>>79523810
I own a tactical flashlight so it's not necessary.
>>79524651
>blatant lie
Castle Doctrine.
>>79524651
This is false, beyond reason.
>>79524878
why would you post such a harmful webm? light flashes travel through video you know, now i have to go to the hospital
>>79524651
Are non-lethal weapons already a thing? Can I do like Michael Madaen in Kill Bill and shoot at people with salt-loaded shotguns?
>>79524878
It got stolen when someone broke in ironically
>>79524878
thats great as long as you have a gun and something to hide behind and hope he doesn't shoot at you instead of running away.
>not having a security door
At least it takes them longer.
>>79524475
>its time for home defence
>>79524651
Stop living in a shitty state. Even Poland does not have that idiocy
>>79524651
So fucking wrong. Are you stupid or just trying to troll?
>>79524890
>>79524966
>>79525262
Look it up. People have been charged for firing on intruders and trespassers because they didn't hand a weapon on them. Varies by state of course.
>>79525033
>not using a mirror to defend yourself
>>79523810
I own several
>>79524651
Ummm.
Are you on proxy?
2 cases in my city recently:
>nigger running from cops
>hops fence into dudes backyard
>trys to get through sliding glass door.
>homeowner unloads through the glass
Second one
>dude working on his lawnmower in open garage
>nigger walks up driveway with hammer
>night says gimme your wallet and car keys
>homeowner pulls out conceal carry and drops nigger on driveway.
Both cases, cops showed up, bagged the body and disposed of it free of charge.
Neither homeowner even had their weapons impounded.
In the U.S., if you defend your property- you'll spend more time arguing with the cop over why your smith & weson is better than his glock than actually defending your actions...
>>79524878
flashing flash light?
is this from MadTV or saturday night live or what?
They took them away.
>>79524696
>>79524696
>>79524696
YUOR BRETTY GUD XDD
Have one of these sitting next to my bed. This fight was over before it even started.
>>79524312
Its different. Its BOOM BOOM crash
>>79523810
I currently don't have the money, and it would require a lot of paperwork
Is having your home broken into a serious plausible scenario in america?
>>79525318
>>79525338
again, depends on the state. a simple google search will show that you can go to jail for using a gun on intruders and trespassers.
>>79525318
You fucking look it up you twat. Yes there are cases where homeowners chased people out of the house and then killed them. There have also been people who shot their teenage kid because the kid was sneaking into the house. The first kind are charged, the second are not.
>>79525142
>>79524878
actually addendum. imagine one of those more powerful but in the form of a ball you can roll into a room or maybe mount them in the corners of all the rooms so you can activate them at will.Maybe add in some loud noises like dogs barking and gun fire.
>>79525524
About as plausible here as it is for you. It happens. But mostly in high crime inner city areas. In rural areas Burglars are usually more cautious because there's a higher chance of getting shot.
>>79524651
all of my nope
>>79525543
Castle. Fucking. Doctrine.
Coming in here calling people retards.
I hope your dad accidentally shoots you one night you 15 year old fuck.
>>79524548
What year did Britian colonize London?
>>79525590
already have and AGAIN there are cases of people getting charged for using a gun on intruders and trespassers.
>>79525775
then go ahead and explain why people have been charged then?
>>79524651
While state laws vary, usually a "reasonable belief of threat" standard is applied and generally forced entry into ones home , without mitigating factors, will satisfy that.
So if I break into your house and you catch me coming through your door you will be well within your rights to shoot me in almost every state.
Maybe not in some chocolate city, but this is the law anywhere white.
>>79525849
A. The intruder was outside the home, facing away from them.
B.Staged crime scene to appear as an accidental"legal" shooting
>>79525543
Then post examples faggot.
>>79525820
1066.
because i'll probably kill myself
>>79526117
google it retard. not that hard.
>>79523810
The door of my appartment is armored. Unless they have a RPG, they would need a lot of times to come in. My commie block hires security guards (niggers with dogs) to patrol the perimeter at night. The perk of living in a city : you don't have to fear for your life because of house invasion.
I own a gun anyway, but it is not loaded and not ready to fire.
>>79526457
Ignore the score, only posted for the face
>>79525849
>>79526459
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=5278638&page=1
You are retarded.
>>79524427
Kek'd
Literally sitting right by me this moment
>>79526459
Jesus. Stop shitting up my board you cancerous scum. You google it dickhead.
Do you even own a firearm?
>>79526623
THE LAW!!!!
my nigga
>>79525464
>Burglar laughs himself backwards and falls down a flight of stairs
>>79526459
>can't back up his bullshit
Thanks for playing, moron.
>>79523810
>American architecture
Maybe if you stopped building your houses out of styrofoam, it wouldn't be that easy?
>>79523810
i'm sorry buy my house is made of bricks and my doors and windows are reinforced
but,i mean,i live in a third world country so that means that is basically necessary
and i own a combat bow
>>79525482
same here. it hurts not being able to kill mudslimes
>>79524007
You don't live in the third world, the third world lives in you.
My 120 lb great Pyrenees/Bernese mountain dog would be barking before he even made it up my driveway.
Dogs are the best deterrent for would-be intruders.
>>79529816
High level intruders don't give a fuck about dogs, they just give them drugged lunch meat and move on.
>>79524471
>A burglar would break his leg trying to force into an European home by kicking its door
This. My house is ready for zombie apocalypse
