BUILD THE BULLET TRAINS EDITION
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>Install extraflags mod
google: extra flags for 4chan
cvck mods filtered the link.
shows state and region flags of users
LIKELY SENATE RESULTS:
Coalition: 30
Labor: 26
Greens: 7
Independent Teams: 6
One Nation: 4
Unknown: 3-4(?)
tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, Senate is completely fucked and will cuck the ruling party harder than the Senate cucked Tones and Prepbull.
>tfw pauline and the independents have the power
THIS THREAD WAS FIRST
>>79516378
THIS THREAD WAS FIRST
>>79516378
THIS THREAD WAS FIRST
>>79516378
Has Mal been drinking?
TURNBULL IS DRUNK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
MALCOLM IS SHITFACED
>>79516455
You're outta here!
Is Prepbull the drunkard going to be ousted like Tones was?
6th for drunken Prime Minister
>>79516401
preppingthebull is increasingly nervous right now. It's so transparent that he is shitting the bed right now.
WILL MALCOM STOP TALKING!
Too many melb tinnies
>>79516150
>3 million gun owners in Australia
>230 gun deaths in 2015
If we assume that all gun deaths were the result of a legal, licensed firearm (protip: they're mostly all illegally owned firearms), then that means that 0.0008% of firearm owners are responsible. Tell me more about this 'imminent danger'
Is Malcolm Turnbull drunk? He's rambling something chronic! This isn't even an election night speech.
Bullet trains would be nice
Was that a USB cable on screen?
So is ABC gonna go until 2am
nth for Drunkbull
Malcolm has finally lost it.
IS IT ME OR IS TURNBULL LIVERBLASTED?
NOBODY FUCKING CARES, YOUR SPEECH HAS BECOME A MEANDERING MESS
Where were you when Reddit lost their shit and all Aussie redditors come from Melbourne?
This speech just sounds like drunken rambling
>NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM INVASION/TYRANNY IN AUSTRALIA
THIS IS WHAT GUN RIGHT ACTIVISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE .
>>79516442
>>79516401
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79514762#p79516431
yes
who else is /hidingunderthedoona/ right now?
HAHAHAHAH
ITT
LEFTISTS HIDING FROM REALITY
>>79516610
It is drunken rambling
Shorten's speech: classy, measured, gracious. Turnbull's speech: petulant, childish, disgraceful
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
>>79516455
nope
I don't even know what he's been saying, but it makes me feel good and want to work for my country.
Is he our Trump?
Why are you social justice cucks supporting the liberal party? Is this a meme or something? /pol/ supporting dirty liberals? What the actual fuck......
>>79516614
see >>79516625
>i'm retarded at cross thread linking
>>79516554
>tfw a baby has a bigger penis than you
hold me bros
>>79516626
comfy
Prepbull is a embarrassing mess.
Coup now pls
>>79516625
Lah mayo
>>79516626
I am, might have a cheeky pull before i go to sleep.
>>79516614
fuck off cuck
"The erection the election is over. Only the counting remains." - Turnbull 2016.
>>79516626
I don't have a telly in my room, no doona here
> found a magnet link for 98GB of Anri Okita porn
B A S E D /t/
Jesus fuck, Malcolm stop rambling
>>79516626
Doona is such a comfy word
>>79516626
Here
>>79516647
>>79516610
almost like listening to some drunk boomer going off at the rsl about evil labor.
>>79516637
ITT ALT-RIGHTERS WITH YEAR 10 EDUCATION THINKING THEY KNOW POLICY/ECONOMICS & SOCIAL ISSUES
Which channel has the best election panel if any still on?
I just got home from a 10 hour shift.
I have ABC on now but because of turdbulls speech I can't see who is covering.
>pyne re-elected
>>79516703
BRING THE DOONA TO THE TV YOU DINGUS
>>79516672
You need to go back, zhang
>>79516498
>>79516499
>>79516501
Fucking love it.
Had a killer headache earlier but a nap fixed me right up lads
>>79516637
What reality is that? Be more specific.
>>79516626
>doona
>not calling it a quilt
fuck off
>>79516718
lol fucking this
>>79516699
Cuck!
Take a shot everyone!
>>79516614
:^) see you when the government goes tyrannical and you're shot/gassed/stabbed/hung and thrown in a ditch
>>79516626
>not wearing fingerless gloves/balaclava/jacket/pants
it's like you're not even a hacker tbqhfam
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>79516756
But then I have to unmake my bed m8.
Also I live in Darwin and it's hot as shit here
>>79516745
ABC panel is slowly imploding due to lack of sleep, I think
>>79516614
t. melbourne fag
>>79516745
ABC has Penny Wong and Scott Morrison.
>>79516751
With Pyne, we're fine.
>>79516816
>hurrdurrdurrr derp derp derp
>>79516804
my condolences
>>79516718
Your liberal arts/english/cultural studies degree is not an education.
>>79516813
They're signing off soon.
>>79516840
Can't whine with Pyne
>>79516879
Haha, well meme'd!
>>79516617
>>79516626
I say quilt
What a fucking speech. Thank goodness based Pauline has had a great showing.
>>79516794
>THE GOVERNMENT WILL KILL YOU DUDE
You sound like you've just done your first joint and are trying to be "deep"
You have no idea about how society works.
>>79516772
Lol, the cheeky cunt grin on the cardboard
>>79516896
Mr Pyne? He's fine.
>72-69
oh fuck
>>79516751
God leftists are pathetic.
Bunch of uneducated, dope smoking morons.
What was that qtpie Asian standing behind GOATbull?
the police are going to get you crooked union fucks!
and you still lost
communists eternally B T F OOOO
>>79516751
its obvious the redditors are back
sorry this isn't your liberal hug box tyranny is in fact in affect and war doesn't just happen across the other side of the world
also europe is a place with literally more retarded gun laws than australia and look whats happened there brussels, france etc.. people being gun downed in the streets like shooting fish in a barrel
anyone who is too retarded to see this is a fool
>>79516883
Ditto. Need to get up in 6 hours to run DnD. Was meant to go to sleep at liek fucking 11, but got caught up in this. I don't even fucking follow politics!
>>79516936
>>79516857
You have to go back
>>79516816
>I WANT [reddit/Melbourne/Cucks/Shills/Neoliberal/Globalists/Leftie] TO GO
>>79516982
His son's wife
>>79516751
Voted for him today. No regerts.
>>79517003
Holy shit I also gotta get up in 6 hours
They need a few days to get the fake votes sorted.
>>79516974
:)))))
based xenaphon
>>79516980
Lol
http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html
>>79516986
Should've outlawed assault muslims
According to ABC poll, looks like Labor are going to pick up 5 more seats.
>3 more years of MANDATE to try and ram through shit
Zzzz.
>>79516962
>give government very large amounts of power
>expect it to be nice and give that power back
Greetings from the Soviet Union, aka where my grandparents fled from because they were in mortal danger of being rounded up and sent to die.
>>79516879
At least I can call what I have an "education".
>Insulting higher education/degrees
WOW the alt-right being anti-intellectual, how SHOCKING
I don't have a Liberal Arts degree, nice try!
>>79517093
BTFO!
>all these fags squealing about the fuccbull being drunk, muh no guns, muh liberals are finished, muh muh muh green didn't win, muh muh muh muh
are you faggot reddit blow-ins actually watching the results? or are you just shitposting for the fuck of it?
also, how many aus/pol/acks do you think actually support the libs as they stand? it's a lesser of two incompetencies situation to a tee.
>>79517031
>[Alt-right/racists/nationalists/nazis/channers/righty/anything-I-don't-like]
Night lads
Turnbull is drowning his sorrow cause he knows he's gonna get knifed next.
>MFW
>Post a positive comment about Turnbull in /r/Australia thread.
>Get downvoted into oblivion within 30 seconds by ass-hurt socialists.
r/australia is gettin real salty up in 'ere
>>79516986
based norway
Brevik dindu nuffin.
>>79517031
thats not what i said you autistic fucking cock gobbler.
>>79516401
>One Nation: 4
oretty good for a right wing meme party
>>79517131
>WOW the alt-right being anti-intellectual, how SHOCKING
Get used to it. These chumps probably dropped out in year 10.
>>79517061
I'm starting at 6. At this point I might as well just stay up and have a few more drinks.
>>79517102
Yeah that's a grounded viewpoint
Australia in 2016 is comparable to the Soviet Union! Wow, I've never thought about it that way, thanks paranoid basement dweller!
>>79517151
Night m8
>>79517169
it's literally 75% Greens voters. Don't know why you people bother going there.
>>79517174
>Brevik dindu nuffin.
*tips fedora*
LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS
LOOK AND LAUGH
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Q L D
L
D
>>79517146
>muh
>>79517074
Nice unrelated study.
>>79517151
Night, im going too, I'm cold of body and spirit.
>>79517146
>also, how many aus/pol/acks do you think actually support the libs as they stand? it's a lesser of two incompetencies situation to a tee.
except it was good old johnny coward that spent us into massive debt
oh yeah
and he took muh guns
Reddit trying to troll is like watching a fat chick trying to fit through a small doorway.
>>79517195
No point, there's no point now.
Also
KERRIE O BRIEN BTFO
>>79517225
REDDIT ABSOLUTELY BUTT BLASTED AHAHAHAHA
>>79517225
out polled in queensland
>>79517174
>Brevik dindu nuffin.
This is real
>>79517181
>socialist shitting on the working class
Wew
E
W
>>79517262
How is it unrelated? Lmfao...conservacucks/racist/right wingers are proven to have lower IQs than progressives
>suck on that Kerry O'Brien
what did she mean by this?
>ALP 70
>LNP 68
just a little further :^)
>>79517316
You don't work, you're just a bum who sits on /pol/ all day.
GROOVE IS IN THE HEEEAAAAARRRT
Someone redpill me on the parties
Also have all the votes been counted in yet?
>>79517225
hahahahaha
>won't find out if anyone got a majority until Tuesday
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Could someone tell me why the fuck they're waiting until Tuesday to count more votes?
>>79517203
>LE AUSTRALIA COULD NEVER GO TYRANNICAL
God I can't wait until WW3.
Even if you're a shitposter I'll just find people like you to hang.
Antony Green getting his dick wet tonight
>>79516614
>greens voters
why do you hate women why do you want them to be raped by thirdworld migrants
kek Leigh dealing out the bants
Im going to bed. see you cunts in the morning
>>79517169
Let's hear the positive comment.
If you like the coalition's policies, that's great -- but Turnbull himself is a spineless twat that will sell out anyone (including himself) to get the title of Prime Minister next to his name.
>>79517381
>God I can't wait until WW3.
Oh wow. Are you old enough to post here?
What's going on?
QT ALERT
QT ALERT
QT ALERT
QT ALERT
why is aus/pol/ so leftist? so many labor supporters ITT hating on Turnbull.
Libs>Labor any day
>>79517360
Isnt the non working bum the core of labour/greens voting base?
Hahahahahah love the pre-filmed intro that acts like there was actually been a result
>>79517405
>If you like the coalition's policies
>>79517404
See you in the morning. I love you.
HOLY SHIT< DID LABOR PERFORM ELECTION FRAUD AND STILL LOSE?
FUCKING K E K
>>79517377
Australian efficiency at work
>>79517131
liberal arts/english/cultural studies degrees do not make you more intellectual.
Parroting whatever politics your lecturers tell you in university is not an education.
>bullet trains
We're not allowed bullets thanks to Howard.
Okay it's over. Night lads, let's pray that Libs get in to destroy the minorities
>>79517411
>>>/r/Australia
>>79517377
Union rules means they can't come in on a sunday to print the fake votes.
>>79517381
Ah, this is where I have the upper hand
Your flaming pants + fedora will make you easy to spot in the aftermath of the nuclear winter, you'll be an easy target.
>>79517146
Honestly, they shouldnt have lost so much ground when they knifed tones.
they're globalist shills that have now lost a fair amount of their power, and that's fine as now the minor parties get some of the power to push some of their own legislation and/or block outright stupid bills from going to the floor.
better than labor's abortion though
>>79517468
>LE GO BACK TO R EDDIT MAY MAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>79517225
where are these numbers from?
>>79517427
>qt
KEKBULL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>79517321
Non-sequitur.
>>79517424
basically its almost a draw and australians don't know how to count things or something
and the redditors are in this thread as well
>>79517495
hurrrdurrr im an ignorant retard
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/02/labors-economic-record-is-better-than-the-coalitions-and-they-must-make-it-count
>>79517475
>SHIT WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY THEM DOUBLE TIME AND A HALF TO COUNT ON SUNDAY CUT PENALTY RATES QUICK
WHO EVEN ARE THESE MUPPETS
just give me sweet sweet shoulder length qt in the middle
>>79517541
>and the redditors are in this thread as well
kys
>>79517424
Hung parliament in the lower house, current centre-right party blown the fuck out after they called a double dissolution hoping to win back a better majority in the senate. A party will have to cut a deal with independents in the lower house to form Government.
Senate is fucked, many independents and possibly up to 4 One Nation senators, who are a well known Nationalist party that haven't had any seats in parliament since the 90's. 4 seats is nothing on the surface considering there's 76 seats but they'll hold the balance of power and will be able to vote down anything they don't like.
>>79517553
>theguardian.com
Kill yourself, senpai.
Equivalent to me posting a Breitbart article.
>>79517174
That shirt legit gave me a giggle m8.
>>79517377
They are going to secure all the ballots rather than keep counting them because it would be less secure to leave random fuccbois counting on their own overnight, there were a whole lot of issues at the last election because of continuing to count over the weekend that lead to court cases etc.
That's the whole point of delaying counting so it can be done at a centralised properly supervised location.
>tfw Leftists think losing is winning
Please liberal
You can do it
What time are you guys setting your alarms for tomorrow?
Post your alarm time and breakfast routine.
10:30 checking in. Going to sleep at real nigga hours so I can catch up on a couple of GoT episodes (season 6 has been fucking epic so far).
For breakfast its the usual soft eggs on toast.
Semester break has been very comfy so far.
>>79517553
Can't tell if all this is just shitposting due to straya thread or we are being raided by shills like Jordies
>>79517553
>theguardian
Here's an article from Stormfront to counter your "point".
>>79517553
is your brain broken you fucktard?
the shitposting stops when we're actually on something serious.
>muh bob hawke
eat shit
>>79517577
The telly in the middle looks like to says Trump.
>>79517523
aec gov au mate
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS CUNTS.
KEEP IT IN THIS THREAD UNTIL IT DIES.
>>79517631
>semester break
>alarms
Kek
>>79517453
You couldnt even make it past the basic ATAR requirement dude!
I wonder who would have more knowledge on politics; those that study it through university? Or those that view images on /pol/
Keep thinking I do a liberal arts (whatever that is, sounds buzzwordy), if that makes you feel better
>>79517523
Right 'ere mate
Feels so good man
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefs-20499-QLD.htm
>>79517602
You can look up the statistics yourself on the IMF website.
It's a fact liberals are the most reckless spenders.
You're extremely ignorant, my chumpy friend.
http://theconversation.com/the-idea-that-conservatives-are-better-economic-managers-simply-does-not-stand-up-56678
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/dunlop-the-myth-of-coalition-economic-management/6308704
>>79517586
well thats all that has happened basically
>>79517614
oops, forgot to attach this
Aus politics is a joke
>le change leader every year
Can we PLEASE have some fucking stability
>tfw this is why people welcomed the NSDAP into power in germany to provide stability
ALA putsch when?
>>79517598
Reminder 4 one nation seats are speculated nothing is confirmed
>>79517663
>>muh bob hawke
>eat shit
durrr i cant handle facts durrr
>>79517647
Shitposting. I'm doing it too to an extent.
>>79517631
All the Tyrells and the sparrows die
>>79517676
Waking up at any time after 11am.
Its too late for breakfast and too early for lunch.
>>79517468
Why are you sending somebody to the Adult Requests board?
>>79517631
7:00am with reheated KFC gotta be ready for work.
>>79517675
until the morning when it all starts again
>Greens only one (1) seat
>tfw commies btfo again
So who does /pol/ support in this election and who does reddit support?
>>79517680
What do you study mate? Political science is still an arts degree.
>>79517683
>http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefs-20499-QLD.htm
UGH MUH DIK
Honest question.
Turnbull's speech sounded like he was going full austerity and planning to sell some stuff off.
Does Australia have any big ticket items left to sell?
>>79517801
LDP no seats
Why live
>>79517760
>not posting the superiour one
>>79517680
>I wonder who would have more knowledge on politics; those that study it through university? Or those that view images on /pol/
Who was the last great leader that 'studied' politics? or had a degree in something related to politics
>>79517680
>I wonder who would have more knowledge on politics; those that study it through university?
Again, parroting whatever your university lectures tell you really isn't politically open-minded and is rather a degradation in education.
>>79517807
/pol/ = pauline hanson and liberal
reddit = labor, greens
Read it and weep, you uneducated losers.
http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/985AC3105CB3AB37CA257F6300148D99/$File/56250_dec%202015.pdf
http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/537B103E4DDB062BCA257F69001104EA/$File/52060_dec%202015.pdf
If you think Libshits are better economic mangers, you need to sterilize yourselves now so you don't pollute the gene pool with your low IQ enabling genes.
>>79517827
Medicare :^)
>>79517888
Go to bed Bill.
SO WHO ARE THE GOOD GUYS?
Are the Greens doing well?
im for the greens.
time to dump your victory Turnbulls /pol/
>>79517807
reddit supports the Greens because its communism
pol supports Liberal because they're the most right winged / fuck off muslims
The best thing that has come out of this election is Pauline Hanson is back. Shes very openly anti muslim and was big in politics in the 90s
pic is her
>>79517807
/pol/ - pro guns
reddit - anti funs
nothing new
>>79517884
>/pol/
>liberal
we bullet train
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateInformalByState-20499.htm
200,000 people in NSW made an informal vote, Jesus.
>>79517225
reddit on sucide watch
>>79517922
One Nation.
>>79517888
>hurr durr *sips tea*
>>79517827
Medicare
>>79517808
Does it matter what I say?
If I saw engineering, you'll laugh and say that doesnt tell you about politics.
If I say medicine, you'll say I'm lying.
If I say economists, you'll call me a Keynesian shill or neoliberal/globalist/shill or whatever buzzword you have today.
So why would I tell you?
Why are you insulting Arts degrees? Are you really that fucking stupid? What type of person insults a university qualification (I guess those that can't get them).
>>79517807
well obviously reddit hates freedom, so they'd support the greens
>>79517911
Ebin >>79517888
If none if you cucks bother to read this then you're just confirming to yourselves deep down you know you're the ones in the wrong.
But of course its fun to be le edgy contrarian alt-right
>>79517827
Melbourne
>>79517884
reluctantly liberal
>>79517922
Labor.
>>79517930
this is better actually
Prepbull's shills in the media are turning on him.
>>79517930
Pauline Hanson is an inarticulate retard and will only discredit the anti immgration cause like she did in the 90s
>>79517888
I got some nice trips too, heh.
Literally no one ITT will bother to click those links.
Feels good to be objectively right.
>>79517973
>>79517945
>>79517930
>>79517884
Isn't the liberal party run by the guy who ousted Tony Abbott? Does /pol/ like him or not?
>>79517883
>>79517855
>Thinks university is parroting lectures
Christ.
>>79517855
>study politics at a tertiary level
>proceed to get BTFO by a bunch of amateur enthusiasts on a cantonese comic book forum
it's truly laughable.
>>79517827
UNIVERSITY
Cuckbull promised they'd deregulate uni fees after getting it knocked back and they're going to try again
Hostile Senate will protect our godless country though
>>79517971
fine arts degrees are useless and an arts degree doesn't get you a job hence useless
>>79517888
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/985AC3105CB3AB37CA257F6300148D99/$File/56250_dec%202015.pdf
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/537B103E4DDB062BCA257F69001104EA/$File/52060_dec%202015.pdf
Reminder to you illiterate libcuck voters.
>>79518042
we reluctantly support them because it's either them or labor
>>79517427
As cute as my left nut cunt
>>79517956
this
>>79518042
yeah it is. wish based tone was back, but turnbull is fine. hopefully he gives us bullet trains
>>79517888
Bandt, you can stop crying now
>>79518042
liberal party is run by a literal JP Morgan merchant banker globalist
liberal party cucks suck his cock anyway cause they're loyal to the brand despite the brands actions
total pleb bait party
>>79517888
>>79518099
Mind explaining what about those PDFs that strengthen your position?
>>79518000
That would be magnificent.
Have any meme parties done any good?
>>79518042
Liberal party is pretty much what the Republican party would be if Marco Rubio got the nomination
>>79518099
dubs, holy shit.
retards ITT literally too scared to find out the truth
>>79518168
it proves liberals are horse shit at economic management.
come on m8, it's not that complicated. i know reading and numbers might be a bit scary to you, but you need to try.
:^)
>>79518099
dude, this is getting embarrassing
>>79518163
Both major parties really do suck.
ALP likely to be the subject of a police investigation after the QLD branch sent out text messages as 'Medicare' warning against voting for the LNP ayyyyyy lmao
>>79518041
Hey, fuckwit, your *sips tea* method of shitposting here to make yourself feel about Labor losing means no one's going to bother. I don't support the Liberals because I already know that they don't handle the economy better because I've read about it, they're just crypt-capitalists who scratch the back of big businesses.
>>79518202
Looks like One Nation will do well.
>AEC giving Lab 70 to Libs 68
Jesus this is gonna take forever
>>79518242
What's the matter? Numbers and stats frighten you?
>>79518263
okay then?
>>79517553
>.theguardian
ayyyyyy lmao are you going to link me to infowars next
>>79518235
>checking your own dubs
embarrassing
How long till Malcolm Turnbull is ousted?
Why not vote independent?
>>79518316
See
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/985AC3105CB3AB37CA257F6300148D99/$File/56250_dec%202015.pdf
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/537B103E4DDB062BCA257F69001104EA/$File/52060_dec%202015.pdf
>>79518235
So you're not going to elaborate?
Umm... :^) I guess.
>>79518339
we do
not everyone does.
