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LABOR CANT CHANGE REALITY EDITION

>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes

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LIKELY SENATE RESULTS:

TOTAL:
Coalition: 30
Labor: 26
Greens: 7
Independent Teams: 6
One Nation: 4

Unknown: 3-4(?)

tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, Senate is completely fucked and will cuck the ruling party harder than the Senate cucked Tones and Prepbull.
>tfw pauline has all the power
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>>79516378
Senate's cucked but it will be ALP
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>>79516401
>>79516401
>>79516401
this is the real thread idiot
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Was that the most anally annihilated victory speech of all time? Turnbull was beyond devastated. 4chan promised lefty tears on Facebook, but we were delivered Turnbull tears.
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>>79516727
shoo shoo /r/australia
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>REMEMBER DON'T VOTE MINORITY PARTIES

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN???
(voted One Nation kek)
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the hero australia needs
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Will the Coalition get a majority? The only need 3 more seats.
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>>79519184
I'm glad Liberal won but it feels shitty with him at the helm of the party.
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>>79519416
yes
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Did my boy Ricky Muir get re-elected in the senate? This is all I care about
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>>79519416
Hopefully.
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>>79519184
That doesn't look like Pauline Hanson
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>>79519416
Check the AEC, they need 8, Labor needs 6. we wont know the result until tuesday.
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keep dreaming globalist cucks

your time is over
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>>79519432
the leader doesn't matter too much, because if labor won they'd tax the hell out of the mining companies, and things would turn to shit like you wouldn't believe
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niiiga I don't care who wins it will be coalition how's Ol mate Pauline doing please be good
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Bumpin
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>>79519521
Apparently pre poll and postal votes always favour the Coalition, so that should be enough to get them over the line.
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Reminder that women should not be teachers.
Reminder that females give preferential treatment to female students and shit on males.
Reminder female teachers and their leftist-indoctrination on students is THE SOLE CAUSE of Generation Nu-Male.

Want proof? Look at all the SocJus nutjob uni teachers. Most of them are women.
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here is our prime minster who seems to be smuggling a rather large budgie
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How many senate seats did One Nation win?
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So how does it feel libfags to know your hero has fallen and that we're gonna have a hung parliament?
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>>79519689
Maybe, What they have favoured in the past, and what the actual result will be, are definitely two different things.
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Why do so many Lab/Greens voters with university degrees or attending university think they're the most intelligent people on the planet?

My classes are filled with retards who lean left politically that are only good at regurgitating the assigned chapters of a book

t. MD student at UoM
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Oi, whats this comic aboot?
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>>79519184
Thats not the hemp party
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>>79519740
How does it feel to be a loser?
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>>79519692
I think there should be more male teachers I'm 18 turning 19 if I don't figure out what to do this year I'll study secondary education next year.
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lol abc is ignoring one nation again
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>>79519779
double D victory
impending voter fraud investigations
a majority government win

today was a good day.
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>>79519873
ABC are cucks I'm glad the Liberal Party cut funds to them they're biased as shit.
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Glenn Druery says Pauline will get 3-4 Senate seats
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>>79519873
They mentioned Nigel Farage in drag, that's about it so far.

People are scared to say anything or they'll get roasted by crazed leftists.
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>>79519944
>t. Channel 9/Channel 7 shill

ABC had by far, the best election night coverage.
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>>79520014
And the best journalism
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>>79519801
>if I don't figure out what to do this year I'll study secondary education next year.
Sorry goyi- err, guy but we can't have you ruining our indoctrination cam- I mean, public schools.
Have fun finding a job after we ramp the pedo-scare up to 11! Hope you understand guy, we need to keep this kids safe from waking u- I mean uh, evil pedos.

Now if you excuse me I have a Child Moddeling event to attend with my fellow businessmen. Shalom!

>Captcha is select all trains
>They're all bullet trains
Thanks Kek
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>>79520014
>not having fox
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http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/malcolm_turnbull_you_are_finished/

Kek, Andrew Bolt is so fucking mad right now.
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>>79519797

>How does it feel to be a loser?

You seem upset.....
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GUYS
WTF

67-67 NOW

WHY
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WHAT THE FUCK LABOR CAUGHT UP??????
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>libs just lost five seats

Show's over. Labor won.
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>>79520190

>Kek, Andrew Bolt is so fucking mad right now.

This was so worth it for the Boomer and right wing rage.

Let the hate flow!
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>67-67
what the fuck just happened
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>>79520376
Those leading lib seat got put back in doubt due to inc labor votes
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>>79520404

>WHAT THE FUCK LABOR CAUGHT UP??????

Nope they are ahead - 70 seats as reported by the AEC - the news is just ignoring it and pretending the LNP still has a chance of majority government.
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>>79520376
>>79520404
>>79520407
>>79520451
Where are you getting this from?
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>>79520173
I'll red pill all the students and you won't be able to stop me MARXISTS BTFO
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>>79520518
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
cuck
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>>79520518
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
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>>79520552
>>79520592
I remember Antony Green saying that he will turn off the projection software. It's probably because of that. No new votes have been counted and won't be until Tuesday.
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>>79519471
Seconding this. He's a top bloke.
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How many seats does Katten have?
He is the hero Australia needs.
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>>79519762
Narcissistic generation who has been lead to believe they are the best thing ever focusing on the only skill they learned from their overpriced, unnecessary and impractical degrees.
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>>79519692
Reminder that this is wrong, so wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong
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>>79520667
Yeah because his software breaks in 3 way contests and he was talking about the show. It's still being updated. Libs BTFO
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>67
>67
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>>79520552
>>79520592
ABC are left wing shills and have avoided talking about One Nation also.

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL TOLL AND THE ONLY WEBSITE PAGE YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
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>>79520692
He lsot. 0.02 Quota. he's gone.
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>>79520695
1. Only his.
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>>79520173
If modern Australian society won't let a man sit next to their child on a plane what makes you think they'll let men teach them?
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>>79519762
Useful idiots have always considered themselves to be intellectual powerhouses.
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>>79520797
>3 way contests

The only three way contest is in Melbourne Ports and the Jew looks like he will hold on.
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>>79520838
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>>79520807
This is the official results, nothing else.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
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the reddit tourists made aus/pol/ insufferable. Why can't they go back to /r/australia and stay there? You have to go back!
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>>79520926
lel, Libs are doing even worse in that one.
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>>79520811

>70-68

TURNKIKE ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>79520926
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Time to pack it up boys, bed time for all of us.

Labor won, gg, but we can sleep knowing Pauline won.
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Why aren't they counting anything until Tuesday? Seems a bit weird.
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>>79521020
>mudslimes are better than jews

Btfo Achmed.
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>>79521138
Postal votes.
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>67
>67
wtf happened? whos in charge of this shit that you can lose 7 seats, shouldnt they only show confirmed seats?
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>>79521168
That's me
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>LIBERALFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Hahaha Based Bill blew Malcolm THE FUCK OUT

Hung parliament imminent!
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>>79520993
>>79521020
>>79521079
Bookmark that shit.

>>79521125
>bed time for all of us.
I woke up a few hours ago though.

>>79521138
Postal votes and to avoid espionage by night time counters

>>79521230
The only website you should be following, official AEC.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
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>>79521020
He shitposted his way through his victory speech like he won already. A true meme supreme.
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>>79521255
How are things for you in nipland cunt?
You reminding them that asian women are for white cock? You better be.
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>>79521138

No, I think they'll finish counting postal votes no later than Tuesday. Correct me if I'm wrong, senpai.
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Any shitposter care to explain to an American what this all means?
My understanding so far is that Labor is actually conservative?
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>>79519770
katter vs joyce
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>>79521306
>http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#


oh great so ALP is going to win.. ffs if only every cunt under 26 didnt think that ALP winning mean that the NBN would all suddenly turn into fibre and be done.

fuck me, if ALP wins im over trying to save this country from going into debt and making the next 10 generations pay it off, Ill just mooch like every other cunt
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>>79521337
Man, this reads like one of those cringed porn comments.
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>>79521406
naw pal liberal is conservative
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>>79521406
Liberal is conservative
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>>79521406
No, labor is more liberal
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>>79521406
Labor = left
Liberal = conservatives
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>>79521406

No, Labor is leftist as fuck. And the Liberal Party here in Australia is actually conservative, confusingly enough.
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>>79521337
Sure am. Seppo girls are the easiest though, fucking hell those cunts are loose.
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>>79521480
>Man, this reads like one of those cringed porn comments.
You have to go back Chuan.
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>>79521468
Le Libs know economy meme
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>>79521332

to be fair the .gov site just has who's in front, not an indication of the end result r-right?
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>>79521406
they're both conservative parties, one serves their rich globalist masters (libs) and the other serves the average australian (labor)
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>>79521555
le labor are saviors of the economy meme

Back to /r/australia mate
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>>79521602
>labor
>conservative
The 90s were a long time ago, friend
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>>79521468
>m..m...m..muh debt!
Hahaha stupid cunt, gotta spend money to make money.
Then again, if the deficit is so important to you do you care that the Libs tripled it in their first 6 months?
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>>79521468
>trying to save the country from debt
>supporting 50billion of corporate ax cuts.

TOPPEST OF KEKS
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>>79521602
>the other serves the average australian
You mean serves their Union thug overlords.
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>>79521602
When Labor starts serving SJWs and immigrants they're no longer serving the average australian.
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>>79521468
>Liberals
>Maintaining a economy

Great joke anon!
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>>79521555
considering under Libs we actually get out of debt and ALP puts us in it, yes they do.

i guess it could be worse, greens could be winning, and pushing their free arts degrees and shit
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>>79521544
Dude, you're writing fantasies about some stranger having sex with Japanese women and them begging for HIS dick. I'm pretty sure that's how some porn producer got the idea for cuckold porn.
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>>79521406
Both leaders are self-described male feminists, but only one has boobs and gets his photo taken with drag queens.
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>>79521654
>>79521555
They both don't know what they're doing with the economy. Lets hope the next government that forms actually has a few competent economics advisors
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>>79521694
How do we bring back conservative Labor lads? World War III?
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>>79521694
That being said, Labor still looks out for the average worker more than Libs, who essentially just look after their big corporation mates with multi billion dollar tax cuts
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>>79521748
>I have no idea about how an economy works

The national economy isn't a fucking household, Japan has 220% of their GDP in debt but you wouldnt be saying they are shitting the bed economically, at least not yet.
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aussie lads what is the most redpilled party/candidate
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>>79521532
>And the Liberal Party here in Australia is actually conservative, confusingly enough.

It's not confusing at all. The liberals = classical liberalism. Terms like liberalism and conservatism, right and left, haven't always meant the same thing as they do now.
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>>79521542
brad?
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>>79521694
Labor
>Didn't support gay marriage while in power
>Continues to lock up children in foreign countries
>Supported the Iraq war
>Fund private schools

They're conservative.
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>>79521781
>Dude, you're writing fantasies about some stranger having sex with Japanese women
I was just copying the race-bait shitposting style that gets posted all over pol. I'm just having a giggle m8.
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>>79521839
Pauline.
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>>79521724
>Union thugs
HAHAHAHA
Get fucked mate, if you enjoy penalty rates, annual leave, sick days and universal health care you can thank the unions. This country was built off the backs of unions not poncy yuppie fucks.
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>>79521602
Yeah I'm sure stuff like Tranny schools are for the average Australian.

Thanks Bill!

(time to pull your head out of the sand)
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>>79521839
This by far
>>79521919
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>>79516378
I really hope whoever knifes Turnbull gets knifed themselves less than two months later
I cant remember, but if we wanted to change the leader selection from party-based to voter-based, would we need a referendum?
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>>79521839
Pauline from (One Nation).
http://www.onenation.com.au/policies/islam
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>>79521873
Nah dude the Liberals and Liberal Nationals are conservative and the Liberal Democrats are classical liberalism
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>>79521694
>>79521724
>>79521736
labors socialist schemes benefit white natives more than foreigners and the only difference between labor and liberals immigration policy is one is kept on shore while the other is kept off shore.

Your "muh immigrants" arguement falls flat on its face when infact the actual problem australia faces is chinese migration which has had no attention drawn to it by liberals AND the fact that countries outside of AU can buy properties in AU (something china is doing and the liberal party shills for)

You retards really do eat up whatever murdoch puts in the newspapers don't you
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>>79521839
Don't listen to your replies, (((redpilled))) candidates and parties here are either retards or cucks, we have no /pol/ tier registered parties except the lolbertarians
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A close win to the Libs/hung parliament was a pretty predictable result. The senate is what I'm really looking forward to seeing.
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I use to vote Labor I probably would have voted for them but not under Shorten and all their leftie followers maybe this is just what /pol/ does to people idk but seeing all the retards who vote Labor support open immigration to Australia and just call Liberal voters racist and bigots drew me more to the Libs side.
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If this safe school shit gets pushed into schools by these labor fags, I'll leave this god forsaken hell hole of a country for good.
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>>79522024
>>79521991
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>>79521406
Our country has now become stagnant and we will soon have (when Turnbull gets knifed) 6 leaders over what 6 or 9 years.

Labor will win the next election where they (Trade Unions) and the Greens (communists) will run the country and the only true opposition will be fucking Pauline Hanson, a meme Trump light with 1/4 the IQ.

The one good take away is that a million people are voting for minor right wing parties and their ideas are growing. The Liberals despite winning are now going to have to concede 2019 and regroup their entire voter base to come back in 2022 with the support of the grown minor parties and maybe....we'll start reversing our socialist direction.

We'll have a fucking GFC and economic collapse before then for sure. 100%
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>>79520014
I liked it when Leigh Sales ordered a pizza

They also got the exclusive drunk Barnaby Joyce interview
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>>79521928

I personally appreciate it when bosses don't lock the doors to force you to work overnight and there's a fire starts and hundreds of people burn to death because they couldn't get out.

Free markets are bonza
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>>79522102
Pauline is now claiming that she doesn't dislike Asians at all and never did
Cuckservative at best
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>>79522019
actually, Libs want to keep doing what they are doing
ALP wants to only turn back boats IF the boat can make it back to indoland under its own power and raise the intake of immigrats to 27k

meanwhile the greens want it up to 50k
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>>79521833
But when it comes to SME owners, Labor are pretty blatantly awful. Libs at least put up a facade of caring. They're also not great for the agricultural sector.
>>79521829
When they stop targetting the Greens vote by being socially left. Realising that they're "socialist" in the sense that they're owned by the unions and they can use that to target lefties was the death of good Labor.
>>79521839
One Nation or LDP probably. RiseUp are fucking terrible.
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>>79522084
Don't wait just kys
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>>79521873

Makes sense. Isn't classical liberalism the same as libertarianism?
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>>79522046
I don't like the way the senate is going because instead of a large crossbench of minor parties it's literally going to be Pauline with 3-5 senators. Crazy times we live in.
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>>79521990
No you'd need to convince the parties to change their own rules. Which they'll never do. Why join a party if anyone can have a say in their leader/policy?

The referendum doens't even acknowledge political parties.
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>>79522188
I want the asian invasion to fuck off.
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>>79521928
You daft cunt, the unions weren't responsible for any of that. They wormed their way into those sectors to leech off the money gained from it. They are a cancer on this country and intentionally sabotage anything that they can't control. You're probably too young to remember back when they were actively blocking anyone from working on a Union controlled site who wasn't part of their thug group.

Labor is the puppet government for Union shitcunts.
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Politics in this country is a fucking joke anyway. Little doubt that Turnbull is getting replaced after this so we'll go into the 2019 election with another cunt we haven't actually elected. And just like Labor before, the Libs are losing their grip on government a term into power.
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>>79522211
Kek, how on earth did she do so well? I thought One Nation died out in the early 2000s.
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>>79522067
>I'm a fucking retard who votes based on whose the leader instead of voting for the party I have the most in common with

If you're rich or stupid you vote Liberals.
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>>79521532
>Labor is leftist as fuck.
lol no

centre left and centre right (liberal)
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>>79521839
none of them really

libs are neoliberal globalists
labs are socialists, but the modern kind, which means they're just bourgeois
greens are homosexual commie muslim lovers
libertarians have the right idea, but just get buttmad at everything (think ben garrison flipout)
one nation is a populist/nationalist meme party, but probably the most /pol/
australian liberty alliance are anti muslim but pretty much useless at getting their message across because they cuck out at every turn (fucking "we're not racist but..."-style shit, at least pauline and one nation has some fucking balls)
family first are the main christian party, but i honestly think they're too stupid to realize how bad their PR is

and a plethora of retarded single issue parties, some fringe far right parties and a handful of commies and meme candidates.
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>>79522317
She's in QLD where the chinks buy up heaps of the land and ruin it. Her views are listened to up in sunburnia
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>>79522317
Edgilicious ISIS music videos woke some people up
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>>79521406
Both parties are pretty centred, but..
>Labor
Progressive, trade unionism, protectionism

>Liberal
Conservative, big business, free trade

Liberals (who are in power) called a double dissolution election (both the house of reps and senate are dissolved and all seats are up for election) because the senate kept blocking a bill - the idea being that they gain more seats in the senate and can pass the bill.

Now the results are almost in and there is no clear majority. The Liberals have lost a lot of seats in the house of reps.
If neither party reach 76 seats, then it's a 'hung parliament' and they will need to negotiate with the minors/independents (who hold 5 seats so far) in order to gain their support and form a 'minority government'. If they fail to negotiate and reach 76 seats then another election will be called.
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>>79522317
it did, she's riding back in on the coattails of 'reclaim australia' and all that shit.
dumb woman, smart move
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>>79522199
Labor do a hell of a lot more for agriculture than Mike "Lets ruin all our freshwater sources via fracking" Baird
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Whatever happens it could always be far worse.
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>>79521576
Tim Wilson is pretty much Milo without the excessive faggotry. He also seems like he has some developed views.

I hope he does get a seat.
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>>79522317
No idea. I think she got really angry over halal labelling even though it's as harmless as heart foundation or kocher labelling and brought the party back and picked up the racist vote.
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>>79522393
It's not just Queensland. She might also grab seats in NSW, WA and even Victoria of all places.
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>>79521905
Jesus, you sound like a Greens shill. They also want to cut private school funding by a fair chunk, backpedalled hard on the middle east, and are now obsessed with gay marriage.
>>79522019
Except I didn't bring migrants up. Labor has begun to target the lefty uni student demographic more and more as they've basically got all union votes in the bag.

Lab vs Lib used to be employee vs employer but that's changing.

Just wait until Tanya takes control when Shorten's popularity plummets
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>>79522290
>bosses just gave us penalty rates because they're so nice

KEKSERVATIVE TO THE END.
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>>79522317
She came in with a huge anti-muslim stance which resonates with conersvatives and a lot of people in the country. If /pol/ is anything to go by people wanted the meme Trump candidate too.

This was all well and good when she was going to get her seat in QLD but 3-5?! Goodbye LDP, goodbye Family First and fuck all chance for Katter, say hello to Pauline, Jaquie Lambie and the Greens.
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>>79522485
Good.
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>>79522457
halal labelling isnt harmless.
its literally companies paying to put a badge on their food which they have to pay for which goes to Muslims.

when you are paying muslims money to say chocolate doesn't contain meat you fucked up
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>>79522290
>Thug group
Are you aware that the last investigations into the Unions yielded zero convictions? Unions are only as strong as they are because of the capital they obtain from the workers fighting for better rights. Or perhaps you can tell me where we did get penalty rates/annual leave/sick days and universal healthcare from? I'm dying to know
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>>79521576
Go to bed Tony elbows I know it's you shitposting on my.board
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>>79522290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtZ-uGbrC64
here ya go lad
>inb4 friendlyjordies hate with no actual sourced and cited arguments as presented in the videos
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>>79521406
Labor is centre left and Liberal is centre right

They all have different factions within the parties though.

For example the PM Malcolm Turnbull is head of the party and centre left on social issues and centre right on economic issues. Liberals form a coalition with the Nationals so they can come to power who are all pretty right wing. That's why the deputy PM is a member of the Nationals (to appease them). They don't like him because he is too socially liberally.

Labor has a right wing faction and a left wing faction which causes a lot of in fighting as well.

Liberal/Labor have the same immigration policies, detention centres were actually set up under a Labor government in the 90s.

The only true left party is the Greens
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>>79522558
For some strange reason, Hanson and Lambie dislike each other even though they agree on pretty much every issue. Bogans, I swear.
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>>79522664
>friendlyjordies
yeah nah fuck off m8
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get in there shorten u animal
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>67 - 67

We hung naow?
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>>79522067
I feel exactly how you do friend. Our pollies are fucking shit and we get what we deserve.
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>labor in front on the AEC site
The FTTP dream ain't dead yet boys
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>>79522416
You mean Mike 'I will not sell off state electricity' Baird the Pole and Wire salesman?
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>>79522516
>They also want to cut private school funding by a fair chunk, backpedalled hard on the middle east, and are now obsessed with gay marriage.

You expect Labor to keep promises? They only adopted these positions to counter rising Green popularity.

And Labor do NOT want to cut private school funding, which this year exceeded the funding we give to PUBLIC universities. When Labor initiated the Gonski review they gave him one rule: don't touch private schools. I voted Socialist Alliance because they're out there saying fuck the private schools.

Private schools can FUCK RIGHT OFF with my money. Just think. Australian taxpayer money is being given to disgusting Islamic, Catholic and rich as fuck Protestant schools just because politicians are afraid of losing votes and/or went to those schools themselves. it's a fucking disgrace. if you want to unite this country, you don't fund sectarian schools.
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>>79522290
>>79522522
see this is why i'm so conflicted on labor

i understand the importance of unions, but australia has had it so good since the 1980's that the unions essentially serve no useful purpose other than to bully, and are highly, highly susceptible to corruption.

the moment we scrap them, though, the abue of power just switches sides to the employers instead. how the fuck do you balance this?
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>>79522664
the cunt is literally on the union payroll this is readily known
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>>79522768
The only website you should be following, official AEC.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
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>>79522457
All the real right-wingers got pissed when Moderate-Mal knifed Tony, and went looking for an an alternative to what they saw as a soft, politically correct Liberal Party.

That, combined with the already growing anti-islam sentiment that's been growing over the past few years.
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Is it over yet?
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>people dont know that in a hung situation the greens will join labor which gives those greens more power than they deserve
>this means your 6yo will learn about trannies in school

gg
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>>79522590
Certification opens up their product to foreign markets it doesn't fund terrorism it makes the business who gets the certification money
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>>79522607
One conviction thusfar, more ongoing. Christ, mate, at least check before posting
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>>79522864
Didn't Labor tell the Greens to fuck off?
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>>79522838
meant for
>>79522317
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Ayo /pol/ what the fuck. Their ABC says there is a 67 seat tie and speculates Labor will win 6 of the remaining seats. Was Antony Green listening to a word ScoMo was saying about postal votes.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/

http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=indoubt

I want a refund on this election shit
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>>79522664
>posts a fucking youtube video
>a youtube video of friendlyjordies (of all people)
>expects to be taken seriously
>bu but muh friendlyjordies hate! pl-plz watch this video

Please remove yourself from this board immediately. Thank you.
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>>79522937
The only website you should be following, official AEC.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm#
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>>79522802
Can't. just have to let it swing back and forth.
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>>79522516
Shouldn't private schools be funded by privately as the very definition of their name implies? I'm willing to hear why they should get funding, I'm just not sure what the point of rich parents paying 30k a year per head of each child would still need government funding?
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>>79522859
looks like another hung parliament, so fuck no
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>>79522423
You sure?
They even have the same phony sounding articulation.
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>>79522802
You balance that by becoming an active member of your union and take a stand against corruption. I am totally with you that unions are corrupt and fucked out but that's only because all the regular members left them.

That Coles employee who took his union to court (and won) over them conspiring with the bosses to scrap penalty rates should be Australian of the year I rekcon.
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>>79522590
But your chocolate is now available to billions of new customers. Halal and kosher certifications make you money
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>>79522978
>Adelaide

wut

when and where was this?
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>>79522590
It's for exporting to those countries
You really want companies to loss profits over a label, it's like the stupid live export ban
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>>79522784
why do you people think this shit...
first off ALP said they would honor all HFC contracts, that means literally, LITERALLY nothing changes NBN wise for 4 years, and they only said they would do 2mil more FTTP installs, which considering how many businesses that accounts for it changes to such a little amount once you do it over the whole country, we are talking like 1 more area per state.

pro tip, if you are on the list for "NBN" within the next 3 years you arent getting fibre you are getting HFC which means you have a zero chance of getting FTTP
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>>79523050
cory bernardi's office around the time of the safe schools debacle
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>>79522983
Fucks sake.
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>>79522979
Conservatives can't do anything about private funding, it would be political suicide.

It would need to be a bi-partisan move, but because the ball is ultimately in Liberals court; why bother? They can secure the private school vote.

It would be like Labor saying "yeah we should cut corporate tax completely"; it would ultimately benefit Australia, but it is political suicide.
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>>79522864
the greens and labor aren't friends anymore, and the greens got sweet fuck all so they have no leverage

keep up you soft minded cunts
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>>79522911
>One conviction
You mean that dude who had to allegedly build a roof for free? Who then ended up being some nutjob who pulled a gun on a union official?
Do you honestly think we should be having a royal commission into Unions but not banks?
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>>79522859
Not till Tuesday probably. Because the election is so close the postal votes are going to matter and they still have to go through the post
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>>79523050
Senator Bernardi's office, not sure if it was last year
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>>79523050
Leftists trashed Cory Bernardi's office a few months ago.
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Who do we root here
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>>79522979
they get 11 BILLION DOLLARS of funding. We need to GET MAD and demand that money either pay down debt of goto universities. Hung parliaments like this new one are the BEST time for us to get involved because every cross bencher or wanna be populist will listen to us. Get Pauline behind this, get Di Natale behind this. Get Derryn behind this and it'll happen.

Hint: that money would be enough to make university free.
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Who is the most comparable candidate to our good haired weed man?
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>>79523098
>>79523126
>>79523145

Ahww shit man that's not even that far away from me and I missed it
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>>79522940
Wow what a wonderful rebuttal, you sure showed me! It's as if you completely avoided the argument because it's brought in the form of comedy. Ripping stuff cunt
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>>79521406
liberals = aussie public gets fucked in the ass by banks
labor = aussie public gets fucked in the ass by unions

choose your poison
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>>79522918
yeah, but bill shorten isn't going to stand by that if it stops him becoming pm
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>>79519740
Based Tone is sitting at home right now celebrating by getting plastered. Turnbull is Julia Gillard now in every sense, hes going to get his revenge and the liberal party will be great again.
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>>79522940
What's wrong with friendlyjordies?
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>>79523115
>2016
>not having royal commissions into literally everything
>all the scum are locked up answering questions and are too busy preparing excuses and defenses to actually fuck the country
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>>79523182
http://www.visitlismore.com.au/nimbin/about-nimbin/faces-of-nimbin/michael-balderstone/p/737
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>ALP is pulling ahead

Fuck me, we are going to lose out on the plebiscite aren't we?

I guess I just need to look on the bright side that the fucking boomers are going to lose out on their negative gearing.
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This is going to be insane. The senate will come down to preferences for a few seats and no one knows how that will go with the voting reforms.

With the old rules alot of minor parties would get in/retain their seats but with the way it is now anything could happen. Greens could get preferneces and keep their 10 or get none and go down to 8, Pauline Hanson would've gotten 1 or 2 but now she could get 3-5 fuckin who knows.
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>>79521491
WTF?!?!
IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING DOWN UNDER IS BACKWARDS!!
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>>79522979
I didn't argue in favour of it, just stated Labor's position. But:
The public school system can't handle the current amount of students
The cheapest solution is to give some money to private schools so they can alleviate the burden by reducong costs

It should still be cut by a portion though, just not entirely.

Also 30k? Fuck, literally only some in Sydney and Melbourne. Most are far far cheaper, like 99%.

>>79522787
>Socialist Alliance
Nice b8
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>>79523181
nah senpai, hockey said we're already entitled enough :^)
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THIS JUST IN
LABOR HAS TAKEN ANOTHER SEAT FROM THE COALITION
GET YOUR NOOSES READY LIBKEKS
THE SCORE IS NOW 67 - 71
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>>79522979
They get more than local public schools. This is well known and reported on.

Some Catholic schools are pretty povo, but places like Joeys, Kings, Newington, SCECGS and Trinity get millions.
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>71-67
LIBERALS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>79523261
>a lone sniper shot rings out.jpg
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>>79523082
considering how badly the libs have fucked us over with FTTN contracts and what have you extending the FTTP rollout to the 2 million premises that haven't been contracted yet is REALISTICALLY the only way to get a better result without causing yet more delays to the rollout

it's a fucking ramp DOWN of FTTN and a ramp UP of FTTP
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>>79523181
Really? Fuck that, why do they get that much money?
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>>79523299
She's going to get 2 max
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GO EMUBROS!
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>>79523182
Richard Di Natale
>Doctor
>Supports Gay Marriage
>Smokes weed erryday
>Wants to gaol the bankers
>Sexy as fuck
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>>79523182
Bill shorten, him and weed man hatched from the same clutch of rotten eggs desu
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>>79523229
How have the aussie public ever gotten fucked in the ass by unions? You realize if you do the smart thing by actually joining a union every cent you pay is essentially tax deductable
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>GOD TIER

Greens

>HIGH TIER

Labor

>MEDIOCRE TIER

Coalition

>I WANT REDDIT TO LEAVE TIER

One Nation
Donkey Vote
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>>79523260
makes insecure right wing cunts feel stupid in comedy form so they get salty

>f-f-friendlyjordies haha f-fuck o-off hahaha
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>>79523318
>The cheapest solution is to give some money to private schools so they can alleviate the burden by reducong costs
Nice reasoning skills
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>>79523318
I just remember here in Adelaide our most expensive pvt school was 50k a year and the average was sitting around 10/15
Still a fuck load of money.
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>>79523338
LIBKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>79523444
> How have the aussie public ever gotten fucked in the ass by unions?

How old are you? Right wing/left wing?
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>>79523510
>muh political humor. it make me smart. me big boy now!
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>>79523082
this gives a bit of an insight into why the labor policy is what it is, good read

http://blog.jxeeno.com/why-is-hfc-and-fttn-still-in-labors-nbn/
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>>79523373
Really
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-03/budget-2016-sliced-diced-interactive/7363834#spending/breakdown/2017/education

because
>muh catholics can't afford to goto private school and learn about god!
And
>If we don't subsidise private schools, they'll jsut goto public schools!
Which is like saying we should subsisde buying cars incase people use too much public transport.
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>>79523318
http://infogr.am/1arLVilYNEQPnw3j
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>Labor was paying $5.50 to win on Sportsbet a week ago
>I didn't get on it

FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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>>79523338
>>79523587
Glad I voted Labor and not the Libcucks.
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>>79523617
I just want an answer my dude
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>>79523338
Turnbull prepped Shorten into his position.
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>>79523646
Wait so they spend more on non-government schools than they do government schools?

How does that make sense?
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>>79523715
Superannuation.
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>>79523649
They were paying $8 for Brexit.

Still kicking myself.
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>>79523621
>muh edgy rw cuckery
>because it's funny it's wrong!

i bet you meme voted for pauline pantsdown you fucking fedora
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>>79523748
LIBERALS
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>>79523649
>Labor was $9 this morning
Blunder of the century
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>>79523563
>public sector can't handle the burden
>money granted to preexisting private sector so they can help
>doing so is cheaper than expanding public sector
m8, wot?

Anyway, lads, going to sleep
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>67
>67
>11 in doubt

H U N G
U
N
G
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So do you think Hofer will win the recount? Van der Bellen's attitude post victory speech might rub people the wrong way.
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>>79523651
>Wants to stop refugees
>Votes Labor of all parties

Is this a joke?
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>>79521406
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
as i understand it:
labor - normie left party
greens - problem glasses
liberals - main conservative party, pretty kekd these day
national - farmers' party, mostly folded into liberals now
katter, xenophon, etc. - meme candidates
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>>79522440

he does, he walked in.
>>
hope that lad that put 8k down on the labs didn't chicken out
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