BULLET TRAIN OF PAULINE EDITION
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
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1st for one nation
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>>79512523
Post yfw Pauline stops the government from letting Refugees into Australia.
O N E
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FIRST FOR BULLET TRAIN
scomo scrambling to justify the poor effort tonight
reminder to not stare into face of turnbull, the jew and crypto-laborite
>>79512608
MEME MAGIC FOR SECOND ELECTION
NO VOTES FOR LABOR, LIBERAL, OR GREENS
IF YOUR ELECTORATE DOES NOT HAVE BULLET TRAINS FOR THE HOUSE, YOU DON'T VOTE
BULLET TRAINS 1 FOR SENATE
Acceptable alternatives:
One Nation
MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN
Nth for /bullettrain/
>>79512523
XTH FOR LDP CHECKED AND REKT
GOODBYE PATHETIC MEME PARTY FUCK YOU AND YOUR ASSAULT WEAPONS
>this liberal guy in damage control
Damn he is booty blasted about the idea of Liberal not being able to just push shit through the house as easily as they used to.
>>79512523
>mfw gotta get up early tomorrow for work
>mfw I don't care
I'm sticking this out until the end boys.
LIKELY SENATE RESULTS:
NEW SOUTH WALES:
Coalition: 5
Labor: 4
Greens: 1
One Nation: 1
Unknown: 1
VICTORIA:
Coalition: 4
Labor: 4
Greens: 2
Derryn Hench: 1
Unknown: 1
QUEENSLAND:
Coalition: 5
Labor: 4
One Nation: 2
Greens: 1
WESTERN AUSTRALIA:
Coalition: 6
Labor: 3
Greens: 1
One Nation: 1
Unknown: 1
SOUTH AUSTRALIA:
Coalition: 4
Labor: 4
Nick Xenophon: 3
Greens: 1
TASMANIA:
Labor: 5
Coalition: 4
Greens: 1
Jacquie Lambie: 1
Unknown: 1
TERRITORIES:
Coalition: 2
Labor: 2
TOTAL:
Coalition: 30
Labor: 26
Greens: 7
Independent Teams: 6
One Nation: 4
Unknown: 3-4(?)
tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, Senate is completely fucked and will cuck the ruling party harder than the Senate cucked Tones and Prepbull
Will Bullet Train stop the boats?
>>79511489
>>79512011
forgot to mention, turnbull's son chose to race mix
pic related
>>79512624
>crypto-laborite
Stop trying to appear intellectual. You are failing miserably
Poor old Scotty Morrison on abc trying to downplay the Liberal disaster.
Reminder that Australia will never have a stable government thanks to people voting for handouts over good policy.
ONLY BULLET TRAINS CAN SAVE US NOW
Aus/UK migration deal when.
We'll even take your Asians for less shitskins.
fact: If you're anti-gun rights you go against the grain of original AUSTRALIAN colonial values.
fuck off
>>79512670
What do mixed maori/white girls look like?
Getting sleepy.
>the city of australia
>>79512687
>gf mad and went to bed
>comes back out naked trying to get me to give up and come to bed
Fuck off slut, I won't sleep until bullet trains.
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
BRING HOT BANTZ.
>>79512689
FUCKING BRILLIANT
ONE NATION 4
YYYYYYYEAAAAHH
>>79512670
get the fuck out shitskin
>another 3 years of job agency appointments
JDIMSA
>>79512695
>tfw muslims counter our bullet train with bullet boats
>>79512716
crypto-laborite globalist scum is what you are. you might learn a lesson from this result
>>79512716
G'day reddit
Where were you when there was no sausage sizzle at your local voting booth?
>>79512689
Perfect.
>>79512778
I'm sure you can pretend your penis is a bullet train.
REPEAT AFTER ME NOW
PRIME
MINISTER
TURNBULL
>>79512738
"NO DEAL"
OBJECTIVE PARTY POWER RANKINGS
1. BULLET TRAIN
2. ONE NATION
3. NXT
9001. REST
MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN
Penny Wong looks nervous.
>>79512473
You fucking know it.
And I've been on FUCKING 3G MOBILE DATA FOR THE LAST FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS.
> haha there's a port free
> whoops there's no port now
> here's your appointment date
> nope that's been changed
> here's your new appointment date
> whoops there's no port again
> ok i've put your order through
> haha it stalled for literally no reason
> whoops there's no port again
I eventually told them to fuck off and cancel my order and refund my money. They did.
>>79512689
Minor parties in the Senate are a _good_ thing. The Senate isn't "fucked" if it's not dominated by one big party.
>>79512778
Fucking women, I swear. No respect for the humble bullet train.
>tfw Girlfriend voted the greens as last preference
She also voted for Pauline in the senate.
She hasn't swallowed the full redpill yet but she's well on her way. Bless her.
>>79512728
>liberal
>good policy
>>79512744
Correct.
>>79512834
Are you fucking stupid?
Who here didn't get a fucking sausage sizzle when they went to vote? I BET THE GREENS DID THIS
>>79512689
>one nation 4
>>79512855
It's certainly fast enough :^)
>>79512689
Good. The entire point of the senate is to stop the house being retarded. It being split down the middle with parties is absolutely perfecto.
>>79512850
Having a snag.
>>79512738
Nobody wants shitskins mate.
Our qt asians belong to us.
>>79512778
>pretending you have a gf on a Mongolian Yurt design imageboard
maori grandmother here.. my brother and i look completely white though, i feel for u
>>79512912
>>79512850
I was so mad that I voted Greens
>>79512689
How the hell can you even predict that if the vote counting hasn't begun?
>>79512689
>Derryn Hench: 1
who?
>>79512892
Greens are a meme party is absolutely every country
>>79512891
It's like she doesn't even respect the glory of the masterful Japanese shinkansen that travels at 250km/h. Fucking whores.
>>79512689
wait did the LDP lose their seat?
Do you think Di Natale is looking at this thread?
>>79512905
ME
BULLET TRAIN FOR SAUSAGE SIZZLE
>mfw when Nick Xenophon Team got into the HOR
Shiiit liberals just lost a seat.
>>79512916
Asians are shitskins tho.
>>79512523
This is what, the 14th thread?
Sticky fucking when
>>79512956
fuck you
>>79513008
I think he is the OP of every one!
>>79513015
Kill yourself.
>>79513007
yep
good fucking riddance to that shitty meme party who was elected by dumb bogans confusing it for LNP
>>79512689
This is absolute shit-tier analysis.
completely fucking wrong.
DO NOT LOOK THE CRYPTO-LABORITE IN THE EYE
Last bastion of hope for Australia
>>79513016
BASED NICK
Nick seems like a bullet train sorta bloke. NICK + PAULINE + BULLET TRAIN = MAGA
>>79513051
15th
>>79513007
Yep, completely fucked.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
>>79512901
Nice fantasy mate but Aus is better off without guns.
>>79512882
I know, right? Anyone saying otherwise is an obvious major party shill.
>>79513016
>mfw when
>mfw when you got banned from r/australia
>>79513007
Did you preference them 1st?
>>79513082
>>79512905
Me :(
>ABC staff losing the plot
Time for prime banter?
>>79513082
>Bastion
>Hope
>Melbourne
Kill yourself faggot, Melbourne should be nuked.
>>79513104
how to get banned?
>The bull has left the house.
>/pol/ is turning on LDP
I thought we were supposed to be supporting the right wing meme parties?
>>79513082
>>79513146
This desu
>tfw i live in melbourne myself
>>79512704
Would any white person here let their kids marry into a different race?
>>79513073
Bogans vote for Labor you fucking moron.
Liberal Democrats are one of the only decent parties out there.
>>79512905
Me
I specifically rocked up earlier than I did last vote because I voted too late and they were packing up, but this time there weren't any cunts at all doing sausage sizzle. I even got some dosh out at Coles specifically for a snag.
I feel fucking betrayed by my own country.
BASEDMAL
A
S
EDMAL
TALKING SOON
When will we get a sick cunt as a prime minister again?
>>79513163
They were full on liberal retard and frankly got what they deserved.
Australia is gun free and better for it.
>>79512778
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79513163
These aus/pol/ threads are majority left-wing shitposters.
>>79513163
They aren't bullet trains
>>79513116
nope 2nd. I put ALA 1st
>>79513082
It's actually a containment zone for all the left wing uni fags and socialists
>>79513209
>Liberal Democrats are one of the only decent parties out there.
Fuck off they are
They are a bunch of American-wannabe libtard, pro-gun retards
They LITERALLY got "elected" by accident because morons thought they were the LNP
>>79512689
>One Nation: 4
Glorious
>>79512689
>4 one nation seats
Its fucking beautiful
>>79512905
I got there in the afternoon so they probably packed up, but all the LNP volunteers were shitskins and the ALP volunteers were attractive women, probably hoping to mobilize the cuck vote.
>>79513082
>>79513209
Bogans vote for Pauline and Jacqui
>>79513153
admit to being a white male
So what's the go? Libs win with minority government?
>mfw ABC is losing it
>>79513289
>>79513293
>believing made up results
ishygddt
conservative independents thank you!!!
>>79513238
>Australia is gun free and better for it.
spotted the redditor
>>79512905
I didnt. I went to my polling place at 12.30 and by that time the sausage sizzle was finished.
What a shit.
>>79513354
You can't win with a minority.
>this bantz about needing to take a bus
This is why we need
B U L L E T
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>>79513223
We had one and we blew it.
>>79513163
LDP are socially progressive, that's a big turn off.
Also, with terrorists infiltrating migration and chinese outmaneuvering us economically, true free trade and open borders aren't a good idea.
/pol/ stopped being libertarian years ago.
>>79513354
looks more likely as the night goes on
>>79513369
someone get leigh some coffee, damn
Will the ABC hosts survive this?
>>79513253
Every thread here has been ultra right wing, you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>79513354
Which independants they gonna get to side with them again? The fucking greens? Xteam that split from them in the first place? Katta?
>>79513391
Dont be so fucking childish. He's right.
>>79513092
Brainwashed lefty detected.
Please kill yourself.
Vote for the greens, did you you unaustralian piece of fucking shit. What, did you just turn fucking 18? You seem to be pretty far away from reality.
>>79513446
Will we?
So who won?
I don't understand aussie politics, I only know that redhead woman.
How's my bets lookin mates
>>79513424
What's the likely outcome then?
>>79512903
no, he's from fucking brisbane
>>79513446
I don't know, but Crabb has never been more fuckable
I just got home from the cinema and was gone for a few hours
Please, briefly update me
>>79512744
Yeah, and if you support aboriginals not being treated like literal animals then you ALSO go against "original Australian colonial values."
Past ain't always greener, m8.
>>79513446
Penny Wong on suicide watch
>>79513287
>pro-gun retards
I'll pay your family for you to kill yourself. Deal?
>>79513429
>riding a bus
>year of the bullet
fucking wasted all day for nothing. no results. libs talking shit all year and then they get this.
>>79513485
> Labor sworn in Government
Anon, I...
>>79513466
>He's right
if the United States didn't exist, no one would give a fuck about keeping gun control in this country.
Leigh and the other ABC hosts are losing it. How haven't they starved to death yet? My guess would be they all smashed down some sneaky Maccas as Bill was giving his speech
>>79513477
I better, I assume they're gonna finish soon.
>>79513495
Most likely it's gonna be hung.
>>79513371
What can I say? I'm an optimist
>>79513459
Wrong shitcunt
>>79513495
hung parliament with libs in minority
neither a win or a loss, certainly demoralising for turnbull
>>79513369
Leigh is such a qt
>>79513300
Not being attracted to brown males makes you a cuck now?
>>79513485
>Lose
>50/50
>Lose
>>79513485
Lib dems are fucked. No chance.
Labor will most likely lose too. 6.50 is a good price though, decent bet.
>>79513495
Labor does shoddy backroom deals and pads their numbers to win.
>>79513485
gambling is degenerate and you should probably go to bed so you can go work stacking pallets tomorrow morning you filthy fuckhead
>>79513153
post the chicken nugget copypasta
>copped 57 downvotes before being banned for a week
I'm vegetarian so I couldn't have the sausage sizzle sadly. It smelled good this morning though (went in at 10am).
Will Turnbull be ousted?
>>79512728
You mean the handouts the LNP give to their multinational, mining, and fossil fuel buddies, right? I agree.
>>79513253
/pol/ is nationalist before all else, while LDP is American style libertarian faggotry. I'm all for free market economics, but economic, racial and cultural nationalism comes first.
>>79513577
>projecting
just because you're demoralised doesn't mean the winners are
>>79513618
This. Fucking punters.
Will Turnbull be cast out by the Libs?
Antony Green sounds like he's on to his third pack of JPS gold.
>>79513218
FUUUUUUUUUUU
Never seen a sausage sizzle at a polling station in my electorate!
Oh well Sunday tomorrow, I'll swing by Bunnings. Fucking guaranteed to be one.
>>79513616
I'm ok with this.
>>79513577
Better than nothing, I guess
>>79513651
aus/pol/ is leftist, supporting labor and the greens.
>>79513472
You posted a graph with random numbers on it with no source backing it.
Nice try Armeicunt, you're gonna have to shoot yourself with a rifle.
>>79513537
No she's not. She''s been good tonight
with the greens backing labour, literally ONE seat is deciding this shit at the moment
Surely, ONE of these seats will be a co-alition seat
>>79513466
spotted the redditor
>>79513082
>green burn
Poor Cuckbull is for sure out after tonight.
>>79513636
Hope so
>s-stability
GUYS POST RARE BULLET TRAINS
>>79513484
It's close. Australia has a bicameral legislature. Lower house is Alternative Vote system, one member per electoral division, 150 divisions. Currently looks like the centre-right guys are gonna get 75, plus or minus a couple, centre-left guys are gonna get 60-something, and the rest will go to minor parties. This means either a narrow centre-right majority government, or a minority centre-right government with independent support.
In the Senate, it's an STV system with 12 members per state and 2 members per territory (with 6 states and 2 territories). It looks like no major party will get a majority in the Senate, with the crossbench being dominated by the diametrically-opposed Greens (left-wing) and One Nation (right-wing).
>>79513636
almost certain
>>79513565
Oh, FFS
>>79513699
u wot m8
>>79513676
He should fall on his sword to avoid the bloodletting. But he won't as he's a arrogant self centered prick
>tfw no sausage sizzle at election place
you had one job.
Ended up going to hungry jacks for s $4 whopper
>>79513636
Scott Matzoson for life
>No joke about the floor being shiny
Yeah he's had enough of this shit
>>79513663
libs expected great things when they dumped tones for turnbull, this result will leave them very disappointed
doubt he'll be dumped, but confidence in his leadership will possibly be undermined by this
>>79513600
Being persuaded vote for someone because some cunt bats her eyelashes at you does, in fact, make you a cuck.
>>79513729
Who would replace him?
>>79513699
>aus/pol/ is leftist, supporting labor and the greens.
>>79513785
just got back from vote counting and my legs are sore
What good will ousting Turnbull do anyway?
This election being such a clusterfuck is already a result of voter lack of confidence because of the musical chairs in both major parties, kicking Turnbull out will just keep the confidence plummeting.
>>79513703
>Not understanding how to read graphs
It shows that gun deaths were on the decline 10 years before the gun ban, then it shows after the ban, the gun deaths continued to decline AT THE SAME RATE. Which means that the gun laws did nothing to stop any gun deaths in Australia. It had no "positive" affect. Although, at the same time - Rape, Assault, Robberies and Home invasion all rise.
>>79512689
>Greens: 7
a bit too many if you ask me
>>79513897
any good informal ballots?
>>79513854
>>79513699
aus pol is the most nazi of all pols
>>79513699
i would rather suck a HIV infected horse cock and drain the ticks on the balls than support the fucking greens or labor
>>79513897
You count with your legs? Cool.
>>79513806
>more projecting
how stupid are you? Labor lost! 66 seats and no chance of government
>>79513906
He has to go, he's a lame duck after this fuckup.
>>79513938
No-one asked you m8.
>>79512689
>one nation 4
Beautiful sight. Shame I live in cucked as fuck a.c.t and had no glorious one nation candidate to vote for.
>tfw fired
>>79513958
you stupid fuck
>>79513906
Good. Major parties can fuck off.
>>79512704
She's pretty uggo. Why not marry a cute Asian chick?
>>79513699
(you)
>>79513466
>>79513238
>Australia is gun free and better for it.
Prove these statements.
Protip: You can't!
Back to r eddit you go, leftwing faggots!
>>79513446
What's happening?
>>79513974
just stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself now
>>79512689
>One Nation: 4
I'm going to cry from happiness. This is brilliant.
>>79512689
At least the Sex Party didn't get in.
>>79513636
plz no
I fucking hate turnbull but we need stabilty
if shorten gets in we will have had 7 PM's in as many years. We are a fucking laughing stock
>>79513988
good. traitor cunt
>>79513973
He's gotta do something when he goes past 10, and holding his feet up gets tiring.
>>79513951
someone drew a noose around the greens icon, lots of people wrote nigger in every box and then lots of "Homosexuals die" comments
>>79514027
Hung like a horse.
>>79513938
considering they had 10 before.
>>79514021
>protip
>leftwing
Fucking kids. Seriously, get out you stupid young shit. Go to bed.
>>79513988
>tfw he's my local MP
will cabo burn under a Labor bitch MP?
only time will tell
>that means yes
>the bull room
>>79514043
We may have had a very different bullet train.
>>79513995
wtf? suck an egg you faggot.
how much longer is the counting going to take?
>>79513988
I heard he has a small dick.
RooFags, are you guys getting freedom back?
When do we crush pussies in the name of the Anglosphere?
>>79513906
It's over for Turnbull and the Liberals m8. I wouldn't be surprised if greens and independents do a deal with labor and form a government.
>>79514021
Watch this
Mass shootings after 1996 gun laws = 0
Wowwowowwowo btfo lad
Seriously, you know i'm right and would only argue the point if you're a hick who just want's their toys.
>>79513789
Morrison is the person who put Turnbull in power by backstabbing Abbott. He won't get the conservative numbers.
There is only one man who can unite the Liberal party and lead Australia into a prosperous future.
>>79513988
Still gets a pension
>>79514052
Counts using both his fingers and toes, I guess.
>>79513988
>be wyatt roy
>remember that one time julie bishop referred to you as "future prime minister"
>cry
>the bull room
>not the cvckshead
>>79513618
>>79513672
Funnily enough my local seat was paying $1.00 for a labor win, literal certainty
Since when did we have a place called batman? I only heard about them on the news about a month ago
They look like they are filled with hippies or judging by the votes
>>79514012
she's rich though
http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/australianz/turnbull-has-chinese-daughter-in-law
>>79514125
probably going to continue into the early morning
Insiders should be an entertaining watch
>>79514044
I know but I really can't stand Turnbull and his asslicking of Islam.
>>79514134
Soon brother.
>>79514165
That is indeed exactly what I was getting at, yes. Thank you for explaining.
>>79514053
>tfw i just did too
my favourite one was a very well done sketch/illustration type thing of shorten having MTF surgery while a bunch of army blokes get killed in the background
i would have taken a picture if it's not a federal crime
>>79513978
Although this may be true, replacing him with somebody else won't change the case of shitsfucked in the party.
>>79514008
I agree with this but no other party is strong enough to run the country in their current iteration.
>>79514129
I wouldn't doubt it look at the cunt.
>>79513806
>libs expected great things when they dumped tones for turnbull, this result will leave them very disappointed
>doubt he'll be dumped, but confidence in his leadership will possibly be undermined by this
The leadership fights have destroyed both parties reputations. If they can't get new leaders that excite the public they will just continue to slide down a few points every election until there's no longer two dominant parties.
>>79514038
Tony would have run a much stronger campaign than Turncoat and now It's showing.
>>79514112
Young?
I'm not the one living in a fucking fantasy land you fucking fairy.
You obviously grew up after the ban was already in place. Because you've fallen for all the propaganda.
Do some fucking research and you'll find out how stupid you are.
Lads the big story out of tonight is the rebirth of Pauline Hanson and One Nation.
Your meme Jew party ALA got BTFO.
>>79512892
>I don't like women unless they're delusional uneducated bogans.
I don't agree with everything The Greens do but Pauline Hanson is a literal dead shit fuckwit and you're not enlightened for voting for her.
>>79514225
Have a random image for being so pleasant
>>79514167
>remember you were elected after they abolished parliamentary pensions
>no pension for life
>have to go back to university after you deferred years ago to be an MP
>have to get a real job
>no business experience
Who NSW here? Are you getting tired yet?
i'm coming to realise you guys when you bring up anti-gun threads aren't trolling
interesting that you are so far cucked lol enjoy communism you deserve it if you don't want to protect yourself
>>79513908
>Not understanding how source works
It has no source on it to confirm this information is true, until it has source it's just a bunch of line and numbers which mean nothing.
You would have to be retarded to believe every graph you see without seeing the source data.
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
>>79513906
Who gives a fuck? You vote for your Senators and your MP, not the Prime Minister. If Australians have a problem with this, then we should hold a referendum to separate the executive and legislature, with a presidential system.
>>79512704
depends on the offspring
>half-Asian girl = hot
>half-Asian boy = hapa retard (pic related)
>>79514334
shit
>>79512757
Pretty sexy from 16 to mi-20's but they tend to balloon out in older age.
The best sex I've ever had was with a Maori woman, she was 35 but short and super fit. I've slept with one other Maori who was sexy and thick, the sex was fantastic but I'm positive she'll balloon in her mid-20's or possibly 30's.
