GREEN COMMY ARMY OF ONE EDITION
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
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>>79503652
Are blues your lefties?
>>79503744
labor (red) is our lefties, greens are our commies, liberals are the conservatives
>ONE (1) SEAT
>>79503744
Blue is our current government, conservatives
ONE SEAT WONDER
>ONE SEAT WONDER
ONE SEAT WONDER
>ONE SEAT WONDER
ONE SEAT WONDER
>ONE SEAT WONDER
ONE SEAT WONDER
>ONE SEAT WONDER
>>79503744
LNP is right wing
Where were you when the Greens were btfo until Melbourne's votes got counted?
>>79503801
ONE SEAT
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So can we have a preliminary who got cucked report yet?
Rip penalty rates
>>79503744
red is left
green is megaleft
>>79503652
the chick on the right may be a watermelon voting socialist but I'd still like to try and fuck some sense into her
>>79503744
Blues are cuckservatives
DID RISE UP OR LIBERTY ALLIANCE GET ANY SEATS???????
what happened to all those green shills from earlier?
![512_00z20703[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQsvnit.jpg "512_00z20703[1].jpg")
nth for meow-ludo
Word of the day.
guys how is pauline going, she going to win 1
>>79503806
>LNP
>conservative
Pull the other one mate
can someone tell me why melb is so cucked? what lead to this?
FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES FUCK LEFTIES
LABOR ALL THE WAY BOYS. THERE IS HOPE YET.
>Intellectual (((Greens))) voters
>>79503652
Greens scum need to die.
first for nuke Melbourne
>>79503826
Fuck Melbourne.
>>79503829
One too many.
POST POSTCODES
SUCK THE DICKS OF NEARBY ANON
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>Michael "Israel, Send All Of Your Niggers To Australia" Danby wins
fuck
Whole family voted greens
>Melbourne
I WANT TONY BACK!!
>>79503744
red=left, blue=right
Only Americans would think otherwise
HE NAMED THE JEW
HE NAMED THE JEW
>enormous jewish population
>>79503652
another hung parliament lads. gunna be an interesting few years
>>79503898
7011
>>79503838
>The senate
>>79503859
RIP muh guns
Who will MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN?
Wow. Just fucking wow.
I'm a poweruser of the highly influential /r/australia subreddit and every fucking day I have to wake up to constant and persistent fucking L/NP spam all over our site from piece of shit "le based Tone" supporters for weeks now. I asked where they're coming from and someone mentioned this place.
I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this place? Are you all being fucking ironic?
I seriously hope you assholes are being ironic because 95% of the posts I'm seeing here are blatant hate crimes. I've logged all of your IDs and am putting together a report for the police.
I'm shaking with fear and anger, I cannot believe this place is allowed to even exist. I hope you all burn in fucking hell.
Stay the fuck away from my reddit.
no one cares about your shitty elections you isolated shackle dragger cunts
The 4 OTHER seats, who are they?
MODS MODS MODS
Sticky this shit FFS.
>>79503858
ftfy
Western Australia saving Australia
>>79503948
eat a burger
which party will give your country better internet that isn't commie tier? Your internet is even worse than ours
>>79503858
she's in the running for 2 Senate seats apparently
>>79503948
>>79503955
3 NXT 1 Katter
(I think)
Now that Malcolm Turnbull will be entering his second term of government, when can we expect some of those "JOBS JOBS JOBS" he's been talking about for years?
>>79503902
For the laughs he brought, maybe, but aside from that he's about as useless as sandbags in a desert.
>>79503845
no, katter has one though
>>79503945
>Stay the fuck away from my reddit.
they will don't you worry
Do you think Tony is plotting his comeback right now?
RISE OF THE TONE 2.0 SOON?
>>79503939
I dont know what this means
>>79503853
>>79503800
greetings fellow east melbournians, how are you hanging in there?
they say ON could pick up a senator from WA
>>79503898
>tfw I could suck yours if I wanted too
>Not a faggot though
>>79503955
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/has-antony-green-called-the-election-yet/7560994
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/has-antony-green-called-the-election-yet/7560994
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/has-antony-green-called-the-election-yet/7560994
BTFO
7004
>>79503994
None of them. They will all give us copper wire.
i just wanted a meme outcome so i could troll you fags because you piss me off
i didn't really care about the outcome
>>79503948
MEOW MEOW CHING CHONG DETECTED
>>79504016
(Chinese) JOBS JOBS JOBS
>>79503945
/pol/ is satire my shitposting friend
Does tone have a seat?
COWPER COULD BE IMPORTANT
THAT FUCKSTAIN OAKSHOT IS ONLY 5% BEHIND WITH 40% OF THE VOTES TO BE COUNTED
HE COULD RUIN EVERYTHING AGAIN
>>79503945
Go eat a dick faggotjordies
>but nice copy paster
>good leles
>this entire news desk liberal
disgusting
>>79504060
>fucking Norway
>>79503948
>Hungary
You're not you when you're Hungary, have a snickers.
>>79504045
kek
>>79504013
>(I think)
You are dumb you flamin clown. If you don't know the answer keep your fucken gob shut.
One Nation back with at least two seats. Rejoice!
>>79503945
It doesn't work three threads in a row.
Looks like Auntie Pauline has two seats! You little beauty!
Fuckin cunts have the nerve to call me a sexist because I hate Hillary Clinton. But I fuckin love Auntie Pauline she's a fuckin top sheila.
>>79503945
also are you confusing and ID with an IP kek
>Penny Wong almost in tears
GLORIOUS
Holy shit. Tony Abbott came into my room to bring me an onion and I literally screamed at him and hit the onion out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to Tony but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck Did he get re elected? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Meow ludo meow meow to be prime minister and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling shit???? This is so fucked.
>tfw Hung Parliament
>>79503948
>
>Joyce won
>>79504029
>I rest my case
>>79504093
Tone defended his seat lad
>First election NXT is in
>Only really runs in SA, knows their limits
>20% at lowest
>gets a seat unlike the greencucks first run.
>grey could still turn, for two seats.
Next election is looking like it'll be the one, when xeno goes to town on the rest of oz.
>>79504098
On preferences or first preferences?
>>79503945
Nice bait
>>79504093
yea, he held it.
on ya tones
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SCOTT MORRISON. STOP TALKING! YOUR BETA TENDENCIES ARE MAKING PENNIES AND LEIGH'S VAGINAS SHUT DOWN!
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>>79504145
Based.
>>79504127
I rekon itd be a fucking loose night out on the piss with Pauline
>>79504033
Pretty good. Pies just beat the blues and I might watch some Wimbledon if my eyes are strong enough. Voted labor but I don't really care about the outcome as long as faggots get the butthurt they deserve.
800,000 people voted for greens. let that sink in. there are 800,000 people among our population that genuinely support the greens, that terrifies me
>>79503852
used to work with that faggot
Cronulla Sharks won tonight bois. 12 in a row!
>>79504112
HAHAHAHAHAH HUNG PARLIAMENT FAGGET SUCK A DICK
ITS OGRE FOR YOU FAGS
THE BAD GUYS WIN
>>79504205
kek
>>79504163
Here's hoping. We need a good strong third party to start running. It will help give ammo to smaller parties in the future.
Back to neck and neck. Hoping for a equally hung parliament.
>>79503913
Its the same here, but you live in upside down land. thought you may have switched it for the lulz.
>>79504231
all of them from melbourne
>>79504163
Don't worry the (shadow) pokie party will get him next time. Willing to bet on it!
>>79504218
She wouldn't let you finger her. Not like Hex would...
>just saying
Is Pauline elite?
>>79504127
Bretty solid result desu
>>79504238
Isn't one of your ministers a muslim?
>>79504189
At least it's not david morrison
>>79504218
>drink 8 pints with pauline
>bash a taxi driver on the way home
>>79503955
>>79504013
Forgot her name but the rural seat around Shepparton in Victoria is independent.
Wilkie in Tasmania
Katter in Kennedy
Xenophon Party in Mayo
LMAO who's Mr Anti-Charisma right now?
>>79504152
T-thanks
>>79504163
He's unheard of here in Victoria.
I'm guessing NXT will just be SA's KAP.
Also, if the Mayo broad is an idiot in parliament, rip xenophobe's career.
>>79504231
What's our total young university student population?
I'm amazed it wasn't more.
>>79504237
get fucked shire scum
MY WIFE VOTED LABOUR SHOULD I KICK HER AND OUR BABY SON OUT OF OUR HOUSE?
Fucking slut and she tries to say she is red pilled
>but muh medicare meme
As we walked to the voting station a group of niggers walked out and I said to her out loud 'guess who they voted for, thats right the same group you're voting for, you side with niggers now'.
>>79504280
I'd visit her fish shop if you know what I mean
So what happens to the NBN now? Still FTTN or scrapped entirely?
>>79504289
RARE FAG
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>>79504237
I fucking hate the Sharks, every time I want to go to Cronulla their home game has just ended and I'm stuck in traffic.
>>79504306
Luke "sweaty" Gosling
>muh PET scanner
>>79504218
>you will never burn down a mosque with Pauline Hanson
>>79504286
Nah. She is a mutated, dumber (if that is possible) Trump
Does she have any real power to stop the muslims?
>>79504317
sharkies alright, bit mouthy so there's a good chance she'll say something dumb though.
>>79504280
Pretty sure Hex let Pauline finger her
>>79504218
I reckon you'd get a fair excuse to smash some fucking greeny and darky heads when they come at her talking shit too.
>>79503858
she got 1 of the seats in the senate, family.
Its gonna be a hung parliament with based pauline holding both of their balls.
>>79504338
who the fuck knows, I know it's still rolling out in certain areas but as a whole its a bit vague
>>79504338
full steam ahead for the mangled copper plan, a hung parliament won't be able to shut it down
>>79504289
lol your a meme country don't talk to me your nothing but a worm under my boot maggot UKRAINEWORM
inshallah
>>79503898
5110
>>79503945
Howdy!
>>79503945
Le Feggit army is here XDDD1111!!!1!oneone
Neck and neck
Let this sink in people, there are over 1 million people in Melbourne, the Greens have over 800,000 votes.
>>79504175
are you actually Russian? you have a keen interest and good knowledge in how our electoral system works
>>79504336
Heh - SHOW US YA COUTA!
>>79504329
>Blogging about stuff that never happened
Only on /pol/
>>79504300
>the rural seat around Shepparton in Victoria is independent.
INDI m80
>>79504390
How do you know?
>>79504359
Not gonna lie Pauline Hanson's voice gets me rock hard.
>>79504326
Gods country lad. Real Oztralia even in the heart of ethnic shithole sydney
>>79504329
You absolute madman.
What do we do about the west """"Australian"""" problem, /pol/?
>>79504205
>>79504338
>mfw all the poor towns get FTTH
hahaha fuck you liberal cucks CMON LABOR
>>79504388
Thats what they were saying on Channel 7 earlier
>>79504321
I'd imagine the total number of uni students in Australia would be ~50,000. Maybe I'm hugely underestimating
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
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>>79504447
give independence
>mrw too hung to govern Australia
>>79503955
5 OTHER SEATS:
1 Green - Melbourne
1 Katter - Kennedy
1 NXT - Mayo
2 Independent - Indi & Denison
>>79504317
>if the Mayo broad is an idiot in parliament, rip xenophobe's career
m8 Xeno's last sheila he got elected on his ticket was called Anne Bressington. Google her. She was fucking nuts. But Xeno survived.
>>79504447
>east coast cuck detected
>>79504420
fuark
>>79504286
she's a hillbilly who was right all along
>>79504346
Greetings, newfriend.
>>79504426
We already know everyone in Melbourne is retarded.
>>79504426
I'd participate in an Australian Sex Party.
>>79504407
why so hostile? I just asked a question. One of your ministers is a muslim, right?
>>79504338
Pay Murdoch $115 per month for his Foxtel tv and broadband bundle. No, it's not NBN speeds, but shit, blame WA.
>>79504426
fuckin shannon
Labor receives 100,000 more votes but loses.
>>79504427
I currently reside in Russia but I am Australian
>>79504420
NOT ANYMORE
POL WINS AGAIN FAGGOTS
What was happened to PUP?
glad this living meme held his seat
>>79504426
> ranging your priorities
Best fucking election system ever designed would vote every day out of 10
>>79504286
Anything but. Used to be a fish and chip shop women.
>>79504483
Mate there are 50,000 at UNSW alone
More like 500,000
im gonna beat off to the thought of pauline giving me a blowy later tonight, wish me luck lads i hope i cum buckets
>>79504577
clive got bored and moved onto doing something else
>>79504563
payback for 2010 lad
>>79504338
still FTTN.
if labor gets in, they weren't cancelling any FTTN contracts. they were just not making any new ones.
>>79504577
he got bored and went home
>>79504483
You are.
So tell me lads, I can't keep up with all of these threads has the green menace been squashed yet?
Who will be the new Labor leader?
>mfw Tassie is basically mini Soviet Union now.
Should I get out as quickly as possible and go to QLD and hang out with Pauline? We're doomed as a state now.
>>79504426
Man I'd love to see the fact of the Greens scrutineers watching the AEC counter putting that in the informal pile.
why is melbourne so cucked? can someone explain
WE DID IT BROS
>>79504565
Are Russians warm to Australians? What about the Russian women?
>>79503869
Because the place is full on Indians, chinks and hipster faggots
>>79504382
With this hung parliament the deciding votes when they are trying to vote to open the borders will land on her glorious little red haired shoulders.
She probably won't be able to restore any damage done, but she will be able to block them fucking shit up any more.
When are we going to get the results?
>>79504586
damn imagine how fishy her cunt must be
>>79504577
He slept tight.
>>79504620
They kept 1 seat in the House.
>>79504601
Fuck it, dream up a threesome with Jackie as well.
>>79504447
Genicide those traitorous cucks
>>79504601
Natural redhead means she's genetically horny. Probably likes sticking her finger in her arse.
>>79504317
Disagree. Victorias interest in Greens tells you were interested in alternatives from the 2 choices.
>>79504371
>butthurt greens voter
poetry
>>79504644
Where is this from??????
>>79503878
>hope
kek
KEK
K E K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajb4MzV9KsM
THREAD THEME
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Fucking hung parliament, good one Nick, good one Tasmania.
>>79504563
preferences are a cunt m8
>>79504582
Is he goodenough to hold the seat for long?
>>79504633
Yeah, go. Get out. They have the dole in QLD as well.
69-69
>>79504506
it's gonna be alright
>>79504556
STOP TALKING TO ME WORM YOU ARE BENEATH ME OR YOU WILL GET STEPPED ON
>>79504635
The AEC count that now. They just erase the scribble on it before it's counted.
>>79504633
don't worry, Based Hodgeman will be good for us, plus i have the inside word that the logging industry is making a comeback
>>79504497
Best outcome of worse choices.
Lets hope we can go longer than 10 months without another election.
DOES A HUNG PARLIAMENT MEAN TURNBULL IS STILL PM?
>party with more votes loses
>election is literally stolen by arbitrarily drawn lines
>>79504699
nah
1 seat plus katter
>>79504606
>>79504613
Oh that's too bad...
>>79504565
how did you set that up? what's it like?
labs just gained a seat senpaitachi, 73-67 now
>>79504563
WA hasn't been full counted yet
OFFICIAL LIBERAL PARTY CELEBRATION SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
>>79504231
Most of those people are low information voters.
>>79504639
the weather does shit to you
>yfw we're going back to the polls in a week or two
i can feel it coming in the air tonight
oh lord
Would you fuck pauline if she was 50 years younger?
>>79504237
This is our year mate.
>>79504732
no merkel will take over unfortunately
>>79504688
I didnt vote greens at all. Just calling that idiot as I see her
>>79504723
>They just erase the scribble on it
Don't be a goose m8. AEC doesn't tamper with ballots in any way at all.
>mfw greens losing percentage in the totals
>>79504674
fuck i just got a stiffy
what's the senate looking like?
>>79503652
FRIENDLYJORDES STREAM RAID
SELLOUT SELLOUT SELLOUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
>>79504633
you'll probably melt
>>79504773
id rather 50 years older
>>79504737
YEAAAAAH KATTER MUZZIES AND GRABBERS BTFO YEAH CUNT FUCK YEAAA
>>79504732
No, they'll neck him for calling the double d.
>>79504601
GIVE ER ONE FOR ME M8
>>79504639
Because they are a bourgeoise city seat. They don't live with the consequences of mass immigration as they're are upper class.
>>79504483
>I'd imagine the total number of uni students in Australia would be ~50,000
You are way, way off. There are well over 50k at many of the biggest unis alone. Even a small uni like the University of Tasmania has 30+ thousand.
>>79504714
Based greens side with labor aswell
>feelsgoodman
Hmm really makes you think?
>>79503800
>liberals are the conservatives
>>79504693
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStatePage-20499-QLD.htm
>>79504601
>Removes false teeth
>>79504799
fuck that kunt
suck dogs dick or gtfo
tfw electorate has a voting pattern
>Votes Liberal for 2-3 terms in a row
>Votes Labor in for a single term
>Repeat without fail
>>79504797
Barely even been counted. Won't be known for 5 days or so
How qt is Annabel Crabb?
>>79504758
Inner-city Melbourne are low-information voters? I don't believe it, senpai.
>>79504773
id fuck pauline right now im not picky
>>79504799
Get out, you fucking shit
>>79504732
He'll end up getting knifed like a bitch
>>79503652
Which one of you fags rocked up to Ormeau in the Trump shirt?
>>79503800
>LNP
Conservative
You do know Turnbull is for gay marriage right?
>>79504851
wow i hate democracy now
