STICKY MODS NOW EDITION
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>watch coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
first for not labour
>>79497299
FIRST FOR QLD
REMINDER: WA HAS NOT BEEN COUNTED AND IS SAFELY LIBERAL
IGNORE ALL SHILLS
When do find out about the Senate?
Someone please explain
>42.1% for libs ALP 35.8%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
FRIENDLYJORDIES IS LIVE STREAMING LADS
JOIN US
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
LIBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
So how long after Libs win will the NEETbux get cut off?
OUT OF BOOZE LADS, WHEN'S A SAFE TIME TO GO ON A BEER RUN
>Tasmania is a red state
>>79497412
REMINDER THAT WA IS MORE BLUE THAN QUEENSLAND
>>79497456
Sooner rather than later
What stage is Australia heading to now?
Who else /hype/ for the Bull Nick collation government?
>>79497456
Now, whilst you still have time.
>Brexit
>austrian reelections
>Trump
when will we get our dose of meme magic?
>>79497442
>Labor go into irrelevance
>>79497427
Not counted yet.
>can't wait to see the butthurt when Pauline romps it in
>>79497471
Isn't the entire WA liberal except the Perth electorate
>>79497412
LABOUR GREENS ALLIANCE IS GOING TO WIN
POLLS ARE NOW CLOSED IN WA
>>79497503
TONIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
FRIENDLYJORDIES IS LIVESTREAMING LADS
>>79497482
I believe Marx called this stage the "dictatorship of the proletariat"
>>79497442
coalition you mean, but of course politics isn't realy your thing is it?
EAT SHIT SOPHIE MIRABELLE
>>79497483
That cunt's just a whiny wog. I really don't see why people like him.
>>79497543
Deported.
What the fuck is the Xenophon Team? Aussies explain that shit
>>79497451
Hung parliament is best case scenario for the coalition.
Labor's final push was extremely dishonest, they made a gamble and are looking to lose, if we had to vote again in a couple of months this election wouldn't look good on them.
>>79497474
>>79497487
IT'S ALL GOOD LADS I FOUND MY EMERGENCY VODKA STASH
It's not as good as beer on election day, but it'll do
>>79497583
Because he's not liberal, labor or the greens.
>>79497543
Can you fuck off already
BOB KATTER WINS WOOOOOOOO
PIC UNRELATED!
>>79497543
>>79497604
He's an independent senator.
i've run out of tones memes lads post more for my tones folder thanks
>>79497449
fuck off friendlyjordies
give me a shoutout in your livestream pls btw
What do you think she voted /pol/?
>>79497631
HE'S NOT WHITE HE'S A FUCKING WOG
>>79497604
Centrist party based in SA, a Aussie first, aussie made stuff also a crackdown on government corruption.
>>79497604
Nick Xenephon is an Independent Senator who recently formed his own party.
>>79497604
The best team
>>79497682
Probably greens
>>79497583
Because fuck your degenerate pokies habit anon.
>>79497604
nick xenophon
it''s not some xenophobia party you may have thought
>>79497682
Most likely a dumbfuck greens voter
>>79497682
Bajo
>>79497543
Am spamming liberal bait, am getting bites.
>>79497638
i feel like a little bit of my soul has been eroded away looking at that pic
>>79497682
Greens for sure.
>>79497522
Yeah, this. It's going to be a repeat of 2010. All we can pray for is that parties like One Nation are the balance of power in the Senate to fuck with the plans of the Bolsheviks in the Lower House.
>You want kindergarten children to roleplay homosexual acts? Not on my watch, Greens
Will be a laff. Especially if Pauline herself gets in.
>>79497682
One Finger party
>>79497682
Sex Party.
>>79497682
Greenies
>>79497683
Maaaate
>>79497682
Labor. It's why she gets finger fucked every time she goes to a nightclub.
>>79497604
A centre left party that is very popular in south australia, one of the poorest if not the poorest state in the country.
>>79497682
Greens, because she hasnt had to work a day in her life and gets all her fans from playing games and talking about how they need more badass women in them
>>79497682
Greens for sure. She would do arts party and pirate party in senate
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
AEC stating liberals ahead amongst votes that have actually been counted, the ABC algorithm is making it seem closer because they're relying on all these Victorian/Tasmania voters.
Liberals actually ahead by 6.
HALF TIME SLAGS WHEN?
Andrew Nikolic BTFO
Peter Hendy BTFO
Postal votes are liberal votes thanks to Mal's cheeky letters.
>>79497682
Rise Up Australia, she told me when I was fingering her in a club one time
>>79497682
>Nose piercing
Hopefully she didn't vote.
>>79497744
More like Four Fingers
>>79497682
hmmmm
>>79497814
NXT WON A SEAT
>>79497682
If someone wants a seat in the senate, they'd just need to make the "Fingered Hex in a Club Party".
Major upset on all sides when it gets 99.9% of the votes
What's the difference between Hex and a kit kat?
You only get 4 fingers in a kit kat
BELLWHETHER!!
>>79497885
57-58!!!!
>>79497737
thats fucking disgusting
>>79497855
thats fucking disgusting
With labour ahead, let's take a moment to appreciate Keating's wit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Ivp-A413A
>>79497885
Based NXT.
Friendly reminder that Pauline Hanson has been proven right about everything.
Which outcome causes the most butthurt?
I can't seem to grasp aussie politics, just seems like everyone is disliked
>>79497924
58-57 LABOR
LABS BACK OUT IN FRONT CUNTS
Adam Brandt retains his seat.
FUCK YEA BOYS
>>79497885
Not only that they fucked off a lib stronghold.
Here's hoping they can do a couple more.
>>79497924
NOOOOOO
>>79497942
Triple H won a seat confirmed
Anyone betting on this? Put $50 on Labor to win at 8.00. Now only paying 3.75
57-59
>NT seat holder
>Drunken abbos swearing and hollering in the background
Yep.
>>79497449
Get a decent connection cunt
REEEEEEEEE
>>79497924
I DO NOT CONSENT
I DO NOT CONSENT
>>79498038
Back to 58
>>79498023
>>79498023
only put 5 on labor. didn't want to put myself in a position where i would be cheering for the enemy.
Holy fuck. News Corp in full damage control. Did they honestly think there would be no swing against the Libs?
>>79497785
yeah I noticed the ABC results were weird
they were putting ALP seat gains based on >1% but ignoring LiB gains based on the same margin.
They've introduced a pro Labor narrative in to the calculations, so I stopped watching.
>>79498048
nobody has a decent connection thanks to the libs cunt
>>79498023
I got $120 on right wing meme parties
Also did 4chan just fuck up for everyone?
>>79498023
We back?
>>79497898
When was this? Is there pictures?
>>79498048
if only there was some sort of national broadband network that wasn't cucked by libs
>>79497924
>>79498109
Yep wouldn't load
>>79498109
Yes. I couldn't post.
IT'S ALL GONE WRONG LADS, LIBERAL IS FINISHED
>>79497449
fark off, let us know when he starts fucking a sheep then it may be worthwile watching
Is there a website I can see the poll numbers on parties like LDP and One Nation specifically..?
Anyone?
>>79497449
Why he's getting paid by the union's and "get up" to do videos for them. We don't need anymore loser shills
>>79498139
Based Pyne, keep making lefties cry
>>79497924
>>79498139
Yesssssssss
>>79498104
m8 my 20/1 adsl2+ connection is better that what ever that cunt is using.
>>79498225
AEC m8.
>>79498225
If you know their electorates, the AEC site
I just want fireworks back in Canberra so I can blow apart my piss hole
>>79498225
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
WA will save us bros
Will Tony be on the front bench if Turnbull wins with a small margin.
>>79498252
>20/1 connection
You're the exception to the rule
Why the fuck doesn't any of you cucks vote for ACTUAL democracy?
>>79498215
It's fine, mate. Don't give into the feat mongering. The Networks are giving the "hung parliament" "libs are in trouble" rhetoric just to entice viewers to stick around. It's like when commentators try to make a footy game exciting even when one team is getting smashed; no one will stick around to watch a flogging.
oyy veyy
https://twitter.com/sarahelks/status/749187065204445185
>>79498098
No, it's just the algorithm. They're making predictions, the AEC aren't. You'll notice a lot of bias going the other way in about 20 minutes when WA is counted.
Fuck Julie is terrifying
Labs back out cunts
Redpill me on this election.
Is there any potential outcome that would be anti-EU and anti-migrant?
>>79498321
HOLY SHIT
>>79498225
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
Click 'all results'
>>79498361
nah ABC results are fucking skewed
>>79498321
Based Pauline. Save us from these incompetent poofters.
Should I withdraw? Or keep it since Labor is leading...
What time does the results come out?
>>79498321
naughty naughty pauline
>>79498259
>>79498285
I don't know what electorate David or Pauline are running for, or if they are even running for local government.
>>79497379
>labour
>>79498306
Literally who?
Xenophon was a bit of a fizzer.
57-59 labor happenings again?
>left wing gov bout to take over
Least we had BREXIT this year and hopefully trump in the states?
58-60 FUUUUUUUUCK
>>79498306
who you voted for want Australia to become Islamic you stupid fuckhead
>>79498321
FUCK
LETS DO THIS LADS
>>79498321
If that happens, Australia is officially UN (U(KABLE
>>79498415
Direct fucking democracy cunt
>>79498405
Don't withdraw
Hung parliament likely, and you'll get all that back
>>79498405
Let it ride.
58-60
bishop btfo zenaphone
>>79498321
Holy fuck based QLD holdin' the fuckin' line.
>>79498445
Maybe they should have campaigned harder. Plus they weren't even on my balot.
>>79498452
What happens when it's a Hung Parliament? Do we have to vote again?
>>79498306
>Australian Sex Party
wtf??????
Labor back down to 59.
L/NP on 58
>>79498513
The minor parties own the place basically.
>>79498513
no, majors just have to suck the disks of indeps to get shit done
New to Aussie elections
who should I be rooting for? What's their platform?
>Hung parliament
>One Nation has the deciding vote to decide who forms government
Who does she side with?
Remember, the Liberals got her locked away in jail.
>>79498513
No, it just means nothing will get done over the next 3 years.
>>79498513
The major parties suck the dicks of the independants to get them to side and form a coalition.
>>79498519
fukn bjs m8
>>79498519
Free dildos.
>>79498292
Canberra is good
>>79498306
Because that's unrealistic unless we live in a cyberpunk future with neural networks and shit.
>>79498513
minority liberal government most likely
chaos in the parliament
>>79498513
Same thing that happened in 2010.
>>79498452
no you don't
>>79498513
No, it means neither party has control of the government and can't really get any legislation through (I think)
Basically nothing will happen unless big deals are made with minor parties
>>79498558
there's no one really great
everyone here just voted for the most useful minor parties
>>79498519
>not wanting legal public nudity, ganja and cheap dildos
>>79498519
It's exactly what it sounds like.
58-59 never forget the 58-60
>>79498405
What site is that? Is it too late to bet?
>>79498519
It's a meme party, claiming to advocate for the rights of sex workers but is really just an attractive name for a socialist party.
>>79498405
Take it out mate.
Say it with me : PRESIDENT BILL SHORTEN
>>79498558
ALP Turnbull betrayed Tony
I can't handle all this shitposting
Someone tell me who is winning, the good or the bad guys?
>bishop getting butthurt over medicare
That campaign really bit hard
>>79498558
Liberal Democrats
>>79498306
i dont understand the flux system
it doesn't seem safe and can be easily exploited
>>79498640
bad
>>79498519
cheap dildos and assigned mating partners for maximum birth rates and ideal gene pool
WHEN THE FUCK DOES WA GET COUNTED
>>79498643
Fallacies when convincing idiots generally do.
>>79498562
The second best parliament is one that does not pass any new laws.
The best would be one that repeals more than they enact.
>>79498640
Bad guys by /pol/ standards. But it's seriously fucking close.
>>79498513
Serious reply unlike these other faggots, if they can't form a minority government, yes we go back to the polls
>>79498640
Bad currently, but good guys have a lot of relatively safe seats yet to be counted. It's still likely going to be a lot closer than most people thought.
LABOR BETTER WIN I WANT MY NBN
>>79498681
Much like the lib's NBN campaign back in '13, hey
>>79498640
There's no good guys, just globalists vs globalists
>>79498616
William Hill, they have Live Bets, at the moment is 4.45 for Labor
>>79498558
NOBODY ESPECIALLY NOT THE GREENS
>>79498686
60 - 60
>>79498673
WHEN LIKE 5 HOURS PASS SO THEY CATCH UP WITH NORMAL AUSTRALIAS TIME
SEPERATE COUNTRIES FUCKNIG WHEN
IM SORRY MY CAPS IS BROKEN
>>79498712
They're gonna let in 15k more immigrants though
NONONONONONOO
>>79498640
Labor and Liberals are the bad guys who dominate the two part system.
Right wing meme parties (One Nation, Australian Liberty Alliance, Rise Up etc.) are the /pol/ guys.
Liberal Democrats and Shooters, Fisher and Farmers Party are the good guys.
Greens and other socialist parties are the cuck guys.
60-60 LADS
>>79498681
>Going to get some tests done on Monday
>Going to get slugged $120 instead of the $0 if I got them done last Thursday
It's already being privatised, mate.
looks like WA's coming in now
dead heat
should i just go to bed or stay up and watch the destruction of my country?
>>79498749
ITS OK BUDDY AS LONG WE GET 100/100
>>79498303
60 60
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DE THRONE THE TONE
HUNG PARLIAMENT IMMINENT NOOOOO
>>79498753
check again
>>79498712
Bad news bro... you threw your vote away.
They will continue with the current NBN plan. Rudd's FTTB/FTTH is dead.
>>79498752
>Thinking their are good guys
Their all shit anon
fuck you /pol/
i dont want to pay $10 to visit the doctor
61-60 OH MY GOD
Liberal dude on ABC is getting pretty hot under the collar.
>>79498486
That's right mate.
>>79498673
>Everyone is voting against state governments
>Libs in WA have pissed away everything
>Labor going to sweep it
At least they got some stadium out of it or something.
WA here. Got your back famalams.
61-60
Those WA votes coming in. Most based Australian state, you glorious, dirt mining cunts.
>>79498808
good for you cunt
can't wait for 20 more years of this
What is the magic number to win?
>>79498854
Just find a bulk billed gp.
>>79498837
61/61 cause greenies will side with labor
>>79498870
they're gang raping him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8 [Embed]
FRIENDLYJORDIES IS LIVESTREAMING LADS
LETS RAID THE CHAT KEK
>>79498804
Pauline will personally turn back each boat.
Do senate results get counted after the house of reps?
>tfw another election ruined by western sydney bogan scum
All states report in
Queenslander here.
61-59!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What will happen to Tony and the Plebisite if Turnbull wins by a small margin?
>>79498870
He has been jumpy all night.
>Here comes the terminator.
Press "F" to pay respects to the lost Labor seats
They lost another one. L/NP lead by 2.
>>79498854
You do realize the doctor can choose to bulk bill you if he/she wanted to?
I've known my doctor since I was about 6 years old. He still bulk billed me when they were pushing for private payments a few years ago.
>>79498933
You did this. YOU.
61-59 pls i want nbn
>>79498933
new south wales here
>>79498908
God I hate this fuck
>>79497503
Pauline's star is yet to shine its brightest.
Her time is coming in 2019 or 20, whenever the next election is.
>>79498933
NSW here
>>79498933
NSW reporting
>>79497977
>Melbourne
Discarded
>>79498933
NSW - New England here
who /barnaby joyce/ but /labor/ here?
>>79498854
>I WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE
YOU are what is wrong with this country
Mathius Cormann for PM when
>>79498870
Probably because the pinko faggot labor party won't stop lying about them
>>79498949
Mathias is a big guy.
62-59
I love you WA. You mad cunts, identify yourselves for a dick sucking or face sitting.
>>79497521
Perth and Fremantle are labor and greens seats, I think.
Cowan may go red too.
>>79498933
WA standing by. Votes being counted now.
62 - 59
Based WA saving Australia once again.
good old predictable WA
>>79498933
WA here.
Fuck all you eastern state bogan cunts. You ruin everything.
>>79498945
Australia gets to say no to faggots and the tears from Melbourne will nourish a bumper crop harvest for years.
>>79498558
country parties are good and we have a lot of them
