Fuck the Communists edition
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>>79495892
first for fishing party
>>79495892
First for cuckening
1st for pauline
>>79495892
Where my one nation bros at?
>>79495892
GO LABOR!!
Who /familyfirst/ here?
4th for prepbull
If you voted Labor, you are voting for a country full of immigrants, I hope you fucking understand that
Death to commies
>only 1 vote ahead
Please. Stop the madness.
I need those submarines.
53-52
Is it too late to bet on Labor?
Greens lost a seat
HAHAHAHAAFAF
1 seat gap now
>>79495990
huh, really makes you think
I don't fucking care who wins.
Just wait for the nationalism wave to hit us and carry us over.
You need to leave greens
>>79495892
>Fuck the Communists edition
Fuck you asshole, I have been here for ten threads. THIS is NOT a nice thing to see at the top of the thread!
PAULINE IN THE SENATE
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nth for Nick
Pokies get out REEEE
>>79495990
kys
>>79495981
If you vote Liberal you're voting for exactly the same thing only more yellow, I hope you understand that
Nicky is going to shake up the two party system.
Get onboard cucks.
GREENIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
LABS OUT BY 1
IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERE
>>79496009
Didn't ABC 24 report that they regained a seat?
>>79495991
They still have WA to count, settle your kettle
>Labor lead
I'M OUT LADS
Nth for Pauline and Turnbull.
>>79495991
I fucking knew I should of put a $50 on it.
Why does the world give a fuck about our election?
ALP IN FRONT
Who's the cunt that's having trouble breathing.
>libs going to lose it to labor
>there won't be a beautiful BREXIT / Lib gov / trump triple
Fuck
>>79495990
Kill yourself.
LABS PULLING OUT IN FRONT
PREPBULL ON SUICIDE WATCH
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK LIBTARDS
>>79496057
Perth will swing the vote bruce don't worry
>Nick Xenophon Team
Couldn't he come up with a better name for fucks sake.
STICKY WHEN?
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FOR EVERYONE WORRIED ABOUT LABOR WINNING
WA HAS NOT BEEN COUNTED, WHICH IS SOLIDLY LIBERAL
SETTLE YOUR SHEKELS
None of this matters. It is all scripted, your vote doesn't count and the people in charge already know the "result".
Enjoy your illusionary "democracy", peasants.
>>79495990
>Tards
>>79496127
NXT > WWE
LABOR TOOK THE LEAD
National meme parties took from Liberals?
>>79496109
Jesus imma have free medicare but more mudslimes.
LABOR BROS WW@
LABOR BROS WW@
LABOR BROS WW@
>>79496109
>>79496108
>>79496092
SHIIIIIIT
>>79495955
Spent 9 hours repeating "Vote for Pauline Hanson" at a booth
>Got laughed at
>Got called a racist
>Asians voting for Pauline tho
>Told Steven Ciobo to vote for Pauline
>Other party volunteers were really cool tho
>Overall positive response
>>79495990
Drug law reform and animal justice? What the fuck kind of options are those?
How did that shit even get onto the ballot?
STOP FUCKING WHISPERING
>>79496132
Anyone know the IRC?
L/NP BACK IN FRONT
IT'S OVER
TURNBULL BTFO
>>79495990
OH SHIT CUNTS THEY LOST IT
>>79496045
>implying azns aren't the best immigrants
>Hard working capitalists
>Delicious waifus
>Cheap hookers for your local fucky sucky
>Atheist
>Racist af
>Will stand with us against the Muslim Menance
Shit we need China to invade the middle east.
just gonna go ahead and repost my rant from last thread
i wouldnt say im wise, im no smarter than the average bloke.
im just completely fucking baffled at these people
i have a mate who's doing some political degree down in Melbourne, and he actually called me a "hateful dumb nationalist" for my support of lessening the strict gun laws and the want to just scale bans back entirely.
this is the same cunt who says "im a centrist" then votes LNP, calls Brexit a movement of "clueless nationalists", and fucks trannys.
fuck i dont miss going to uni
>>79496164
r/australia -->
Greens still at 1 now
HAHAHAHA
Fuck you commies
LABOR LEAD
Who else /meat pie / tonight?
>>79496183
My mum makes sure to vote her last
desu I support Labour because Shorten feels more memey that le toff banker.
LIBS ARE BACK IN THE LEAD
>>79495990
Alright, I chuckled
Give me the pusc
liberals back in the lead
>>79496223
Oh wait Libs are back in front
>>79496232
from the thumbnail i thought that was a turd on top of it lol
>>79496246
No one cares roachie
>>79495892
I'm so glad you guys got that revote Ausfags! <3 I hope Hofer wins!
>>79496209
China needs to invade the Middle East and Africa, for real.
>>79496232
Not Miss Macs or Ganmain, kys.
https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/749174268190035968
Maybe 2 seats for ON!!!!
I hope Labor wins so I don't have to attend appointments at the fucking job agency any more.
>>79496232
what sauce ya gonna chuck on it cunt
>>79496280
cheeky fucker
>>79496232
Not even an actual fucking pie you soft cunt.
>that fucking swing
how will the coalition recover from this
Do it for him.
>>79496232
grassfed rump steak from aldi
already ate it because i eat my main meal at lunch time
oatmeal with chia seeds and honey for dinner and a salad for after dinner before bed snack
>>79496315
Wheres that mentioned?
>>79495892
BASED FLAG OP! KEEP VOTING GREENS AND WE CAN DO IT!
michael is having such a good time
WHERE ARE YOU NOW, GREENFAGS?
VIC IS ALL YOU HAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking Vic
>>79496164
REPORTING
labor pulling ahead lads, starting to get worried.
>>79496280
Mexico bringing the bantz.
>>79496232
honestly I've always thought these things looked and tasted fucking disgusting.
It was pretty awkward being the odd one out at school for it.
>>79496370
>i eat my main meal at lunch time
Eastern euro?
LABOR ARE GOING TO WIN HELLO SAFE SCHOOLS HELLO UPPED REFUGEE QUOTA!!
Are we looking at a hung parliament?
>>79496371
LNP are the oens who started all the private job agency bullshit in the first place
>>79496209
A job is a job no matter who you give it up to.
>>79496366
>tfw he'll retain his seat
feels good man
>>79496407
HELLO FTTP CUNT
>>79496407
Libs are going to win lad don't fret
>>79496393
Thats a good thing
R8 me /pol/
1 ALA
2 Rise Up Australia
3 One Nation
4 Coalition
5 Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
6 Jackie Lambie Network
7 Christian Democrats
WHY ARE MODS NOT STICKYING THIS
I think whatever happens tonight is not going to be great for Turnbull.
If he scrapes through, he at least gets a courtesy spit before he gets fucked
I really don't want a rebbit victory. I've been enjoying the bernie tears all year but it's going to feel like nothing if ALP win this shit
>>79496410
Sweet, fucking hate that job shit
>>79496408
It seems like it
>who /greens/ here
>who /bill shorten/ here
>who /marriage equality/ here
>who /weed party/ here
>who /voted 1 Islamic caliphate here/
This is a fucking nightmare.
All the fucking SEAmonkey refugees will infest our fucking country if Labor wins
>>79496232
Here we go.
>>79496407
HELLO FIBER TO THE PREMISES NIGGA!
FUCK LNP
Vote ALA please.
>>79496453
Bait/10
>penny wong on abc election panel
ugh
>>79496422
Get a better job/be a better candidate.
55-55
what did they mean by that?
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>>79496403
nope
My electorate is separated by half a percent currently.
Keeps swinging back and forth.
Massive swing against the libs tho, and a huge swing towards the minor parties as expected. Preferences favour Labor, but I think its going to be close with the status quo remaining.
>>79496476
You asking for a shitestorm m8?
55-55
HOLY FUCK
Only idiots vote for Labor, they really played on that this election. Leading up to the vote they just spewed actual lies
The "ONLY labor can save medicare, ONLY labor can save tafe, ONLY labor can make memes real" really resonated with the dummies.
>55 each way
>>79496476
>>who /voted 1 Islamic caliphate here/
me lad me. allahu akbar bruva.
>55 Lib 55 Lab
DO IT LIBS
>>79496408
I hope so, KEK wills it
>>79496407
We have a senate bro.
The amanda vanstone has not sung yet.
>>79496455
tfw not important enought to have a rolling sticky
>55 - 55
I am rooting for the ALP now lads.
You can't trust the Coalition to let me keep on getting my NEET Autismbux.
They are a bunch of shifty cunts.
>>79496476
>not wanting islamic caliphate
r u a racis bruv?
>>79496211
That person doesn't exist or has brain damage
>>79496455
Fuck off you nip cunt, our internet can't handle a 10k post sticky.
>>79496493
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOATS WILL NOT BE STOPPED ISLAMIC REFUGEES WILL FLOOD EN MASSE
>>79496366
send me on a mission, boss
>>79496183
>Told Steven Ciobo to vote for Pauline
legend
>55-55
>>79496442
Not if you're a heterosexual WHITE MALE.
Western Australia will save us.
Their votes haven't been counted at all yet, they almost strictly vote liberal/national/allies.
>>79496493
Whereas if Liberal wins they'll work hard to protect our jobs from cheaper, harder working competitors overseas
Yeah get fucked cunt
anyone know when the senate votes come in? That will be the best result of the night i m o
>tfw right wing meme parties everywhere
>he didn't /#1/ based socialist alliance
>>79496232
m8 I'm having the National Australian Dish.
Chicken Parmies.
>tfw have to get a new job in a few weeks
>>79496476
Haha, this is a funny joke anonymous poster.
A real hilarious fucking prank.
I hope I get to live with you guys
>>79496279
You cared enough to reply
>yfw it's a hung parliament with One Nation giving libs the majority
>>79496427
>>79496504
You faggots realise that dream is over right? Kill yourselves
I actually fucking despise Liberal. GO LABOR!!
>>79496559
THIS IS NOT GOOD LADS
>Swing to ALP
>best ever Greens result
Feels pretty gud to be a /leftist/ today
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
>>79496553
this desu
I literally don't care about social issues, refugees, etc
I live in the sticks anyway so no refugees for me. I just want my fiber internet and NEETbux
suck it, /pol/
>>79496407
Also the ban of overseas detention centres
>All these cunts ranting about fibre
Whata the point of internet when you won't be able to afford it when Mohammed comes over
The butthurt is growing, rising....good GOOD
I voter Labour lets go down with this ship with a snag in hand.
>57-55
>mfw my faggot lib mates are gonna be salty tomorrow when Malcom ''Jew'' Turdbone loses his government
57-55
WHO DO I HAVE TO PRAY TO DAMMIT
>>79496211
>and fucks trannys
>>79496514
Number of MPs probably?
>>79496626
Lord almighty this would be a glorious thing.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THOSE LABOR COMMUNISTS FUCKING WIN
>retards actually thinking libs immigration policy is any different to labor's
They're literally the same shit.
Reminder that the Libs are going to win and WA hasn't been counted yet.
libs back out
>>79496628
fuck off cunt the dream will never die as long as i'm still alive
>55-55
57-55
LNP +2
>57-55
57 libs lads
GREENS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>hung parliament and senate dominated by wackos and nazis is a distinct possibility
DO IT FAGETS
>>79495990
>that hand-writing
you're giving edgy teens a bad name worldwide.
who /belowtheline/ here
>>79496626
oooo devlish pauline hanson
rate (sen8)
1 ALA
2 LDP
3 Libs
4 SFP
5 FF
6 Deryn Hinch
>>79496678
PRAISE KEK
\â—‹/
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
Greens on 10%
LMAO
M
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LITERALLY 10 PER CENT OF THE POPULATION IS ULTRAKEKED.
>>79496626
>back room deals with one nation
>>79496729
It was actually the only way I could vote for KAP in WA
>>79496645
>best ever Greens
No
The same
Probably worst as nationals are probably in the "other"
>>79496601
This.
They didn't even have ALP posters/leaflets where I went to vote.
>>79496729
Yep. All of them to the last box.
>>79496745
Your dad is a hung parliament lad if you know what I mean :^)
RIP Palmer United
Are Labor literally ahead?
What party should I be rooting for desu?
58 - 56
libs in lead
Labor is fucked
>>79496256
succcccc
>>79496751
Most of those votes are donkey votes and protests votes
>>79496751
Sounds about right.
>victoria
58-56
>>79496232
Fuck me, if Greens had a pie that would be it. Nice crispy pastry overflowing with shit.
Who do you guys want to win?
I don't know australian politics
Is One Nation doing well?
>>79496035
go fuck yourself, you turd
>>79496697
Libs are going to win but it is going to be an even more unstable Parliament.
Malcolm will have no room to implement his draconian policy.
They won but battle but lost the war.
>>79496781
there were a shitload of "SAVE MEDICARE" posters all over polling places where I went, but I live in Brand so no big surprise there
consider that the greens and those 3 ind will support labor in hung
GILLARD 2.0 INC
You want to keep Labor away because of the Safe-School bullshit they will bring in, a toxin from the buried greens alliance that has not left the system yet.
On the other hand, the Coalition is a shill and a shell of a right-wing party. We can't keep rewarding the libs just because they aren't Labor, they are responsible for the horrendous house prices along with all sorts of other bullshit. Just vote for meme parties m8s.
>>79496830
Libs, the cuckservatives
Katter is destroying the Kennedy electorate. Where are all those racist QLDers at?
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>>79496620
Nice. I am just having the pie on account of having a big Souvlaki and potato cakes late arvo
Libs pulling ahead again, shorten on suicide watch.
>tfw I voted Labor
Better than the Greens at least
Sportsbet has $1.07 for Coalition and $8.00 for Labor.
We won.
>>79496824
Fuck Victoria
Fuck Tasmania
Let them secede and form their own pinko commune
>>79496824
Why is my State so based? (Queensland)
>>79496832
Yes
1 seat likely
possible 1-2 more
>>79496724
Heil Hitler mother fucker
I AM FUCKING DISGUSTED
FUCKING BOLSHEVIK TRAITORS, RUINING MY COUTNRY
>>79496852
>Forgetting WA
End it
>>79496803
Nah, Antony Green thinks that Libs will get a majority still
>>79496830
Liberal, or a near Liberal majority with the support of some right-wing meme parties
I TRIED SO HARD
>>79496603
I need those submarines, cunt.
>>79496781
Your vote will save my livelihood and ability to pursue happiness. Thank you WA, you based cunts.
>>79496843
We need a landslide.
All the defence projects, all the jobs for white males.
Just plz Chris Pyne hold ur seat, we need Pyne memes to continue
Got my whole family to vote labor in Lindsay. Get shit on Libs. Its swinging Labor.
>>79496846
Rockingham? Bad luck.
Guys I don't really understand preference voting.
What happens if I voted Liberals 1st and Labour 2nd?
Who /dawson/ here?
Hoping that fat george dies from a stroke when based frankie gilbert wins
LIBERALS DOWN TO 57
>>79496953
Kwinana, even worse
>>79496946
(you)
>Greens only 1
Greens on suicide watch
what channel has best coverage?
>57-56
>>79496884
Why are the Greens always treated like a major party when they only ever win Melbourne.
Its quite embarrassing that the Greens get BTFO by Pauline.
>>79496929
Which hash tag?
>>79496894
>Tfw no UPF seat to advocate for gassing labor and liberal members
is queensland the greatest state ever created by man?
>>79496943
Which independent parties got their seats?
Liberals are going to win you retards. WA hasn't even been counted.
>>79496933
kek
>>79496963
http://australianpolitics.com/voting/preferential
>>79496974
Kek.
>Living in a shitty outer suburb.
>Bogans and Abbos: the suburb.
>>79496984
It's 58-56!!!!!!!
>>79496985
They used to be green and relevant but they are just homo these days.
>58-56
>58-56
>58-56
>>79497021
You guys managed to get katter a fucking seat. JESUS
>>79496985
Because loud mouthed uni cucks vote for them and they're ultra PC
So, they get media attention
>>79496985
That’s what you get when you think the climate warming is real.
>>79497024
With Pyne you're fine.
58-56 again
why does pauline reject the label of racist or xenophobe?
>>79497021
Streuth
God Bless the roaches
>>79497021
WA is you East coast faggot
