He said leaders of other planets are watching us, they talked to him and they want to know where the EU is heading.
Video(French):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM-KVAXY7Gs
wtf is happening?
Why is nobody reporting about this?
>>79490831
the fuck
What the hell, nobody in the room looks suprised either...
>>79490831
hahahahaha EU
hahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahaahah
Our PM is an ex wall street banker who actually knows how to run an economy.
hahahahahahahahaha EU
hahahahahahahaha
>>79490831
fake subtitles
WTF
>>79490831
>Just a coincidence
>He was probably talking about other continents, not planets
Watch him die in a plane crash or by "suicide"
>>79490831
Juncker had drunk so much cognac that he mistook Van Rompuy for an ayy lmao
>>79491467
no they´re not. jean-claude is clearly talking about "other planets"
muh other planets
>>79490831
of course...aliums have stocks here too y'kno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlD7fA-fk3o
XENO FUCKING SHITS
Wouldn't it be some sick twisted turn of events if every single devious thing happening on this planet was the result of aliens?
/x/ was right again
>>79490831
delete this
![Can_you_put_the_President_s_speech_in_Independence_Day_in_the_right_order_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RYsxjpr.jpg "Can_you_put_the_President_s_speech_in_Independence_Day_in_the_right_order_[1].jpg")
>plan backfiring, EU calls upon their alien overlords
>they'll arrive on the 4th of july
ARE YOU READY FOR THE SPECIES WAR
This is racist. We're all the same no matter where we live.
Plz delete!
bumping again?
The Strong Delusion is coming. Be ready, /pol/. Get right with God and educate yourselves to what is coming less you get caught up in the delusion.
Don't believe them.
Jean Claude "I am not a robot" Juncker.
>>79491652
Sounds credible.
>>79490831
Drunk again?
>>79491467
nope
probably was just drunk and told the truth by accident
Can a frenchman do a direct translation.
Also what about the pretext?
>>79492643
It will guarantee the aliens to be hated by all of mankind forever.
Along with communism/multiculturalism/liberalism/all the shit they've been pushing.
Look, the official transcript changes what he said! In French he clearly says rulers from other planets. He is insane. The globalist are led by the mentally ill.
http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_SPEECH-16-2350_fr.htm
>>79490831
Eh, probably?
There's only one reason why they would push for a homogenous, one world society so hard like they have been doing and that's to meet some expectation of an outside influence.
>>79494626
Niggers first, then aliens.
>>79490831
tfw there's actually a bunch of websites were people actually think he accidentally confessed.
>>79497364
In all honesty. If anyone wanted to unite all humans. All they had to say was aliens were attacking. Not do some sort of sneaky elaborate secret one government union.
>>79490831
He's trying to be funny, but one of the largest economies voting to leave the EU is not a time for humour.
This is an example of why he is so hated.
Just look at Federica Mogherini behind him. She is thinking wtf is this guy saying.
There are no aliens
>>79497467
Now that you're all mixed you won't mind.
#AlienRefugeesWelcome
>>79497489
Don't you see they're going to do a fake/real alien attack to try to make the not so secret one government union?
>>79497495
Humor is the best medicine!
Pretty sure he's just talking about other areas of the world
>>79497696
Oh man this makes me want to play Stellaris even though the game needs another patch
>>79497696
But why?
So many people are begging for an alien attack. All you have to do is have the world government come out and say that shit is going down and everyone would get behind it. It doesn't make sense to have some long drawn out thing.
ITS HAPPENING
>>79490831
He's talking about other countries leaders on this planet you mongs.
He probably meant 'other leaders of the planet are worried' instead of 'leaders of other planets are worried', which soulds very similar in french.
He's an alcoholic, probably brain-damaged, and loves to troll journalists.
>>79497949
In the previous thread, frenchies confirmed this wasn't a simple spelling mistake, otherwise it would have sounded like gibberish.
For some fucking reason, this was said intentionally.
OR, he had a stroke and his brain farted HARD
>>79491418
Yeah, his "sell everything to Chinks" plan is working well.
You people...
He probably just jumbled his words a bit. It happens to everyone.
And there's no aliens. Only demons.
>>79497949
This piece of shit says « Beaucoup des dirigeants D'AUTRES PLANÈTES » ("many leaders from other planets") instead of « Beaucoup des dirigeants de NOTRE PLANÈTE » ("many leaders around our planet").
Significant slip of the tongue?
Wow this guy knows what's up!
Now I'm a #JunckerJunkie
>>79498403
>d'autres pays
>d'autres planetes
yeah, he just stumbled :^)
>>79498169
gonna post your pepe on tumblr
>>79498253
Sell 49% of everything so we still own majority share. You are clearly an islander being that retarded....
>>79498487
REEEEEE
You goddamn thief
>>79490831
Does this bloody Jerry actually think people will fall for his bullshit without any proof?!?! Either lying or somebodies drunk more than usual. Like that homeless guy in Back to the future part 1.
And even if he had proof. Why trust a fucking alien you stupid Jew?!?! Fucker probably doesn't even pay taxes.
Isn't this some bible prophecy stuff?
>juncker mentions other planets (aliens)
>Bible prophecy says that there will be a strong delusion in end times (alien invasion???).
Seriously what the fuck?
https://youtu.be/pokXqGyIZAw
>>79490831
Literally??
>>79490831
Do the aliens bleed red?
he should be shot, hes a drunkard retard with a severe mental problems. hes destroying the eu like the drunk leaders of the soviet union destroyed the cccp. we watch the eu as a joke as a circus of idiots its amusing and sad at the same time.
>>79491418
BASED
>>79498531
Only 49%! Fucking sweat ass mate, we should also sell off the rest and have unrestricted immigration from china
>Be EU
>Junker meets alien
>"help us an shit, ill give you booze if you help"
>Big mutha truckers.
>>79490831
Holy fucking shit. Are you serious? LOL
HOLY FUCK LOL
>>79499791
Nigga, 49% does nothing but build up capital. Go grab some tissues and move on
>>79497489
>>79497696
So basically Watchmen predicted the future?
What i'm supposed to see here? He's just speaking in some beneluxian language..
KILL
Those who consort with Xeno scum!
>>79500106
>What are subtitles
>>79500215
>trusting jewtube translations
m8............
>>79491418
You know your local elites are all heroin-trading criminals right?
Why would alieans want a Eurabia?
>>79498876
They are going to slowly introduce the idea that whites are in fact aliens, the final war will be Jews leading ghoul hordes to exrermimate the European race.
We wuz kangs alt history already pushes this idea. Many (((leftist))) groups alresdy claim whites are "native to nowhere" and you really need to examine this poster I saw last week closely, it gives more away than it seems.
>>79500442 You may find this personas writtings more interesting. >>79498422
>inb4 trusting frenchjew translations
>>79490831
What? I am confused, was he drunk again or is he for real right now? This fucking shitnugget needs to be removed from his position.
>>79496496
Give me something to read friend!!
>>79500037
>letting jews fuck our cuntry up.
>yfw Ashtar Sheran is real
>>79497489
>>79497696
>>79500086
>they've never heard of project blue beam
>Make contact with aliens
>Not enslaving them
>>79500777
The Bible.
Also checked.
>>79491418
and he's a literal Jew.
>>79500781
Nigga, you just jealous of jews. And it ain't being fucked up, it's just being more efficient.
>>79490831
Not sure if he was trying to pull a deadpan joke to see how many of the meps were actually listening, or just lost the last of his few marbles.
>>79500927
>atlastItrulysee.jpg
>>79501086
>allowing our cuntry to be taken over by jews is being more efficient
baka thb famalam kys
>>79491652
checks out
>>79491418
Nobody cares about new zealand, honestly.
>>79491418
>wallstreet jude
>who actually knows how to ruin an economy.
You bet your ass he does.
>>79497489
>>79497489
>>79491467
I couldn't believe it either and sent in to a friend from the french part of switzerland, he told me"yea he say he heard and saw people from other planet
speaking about EU"
>>79490831
Universal Union when?
>>79502936
Never.
Fuck off space niggers, we're full
>>79490831
Knight Farage made him lose his mind with all of this UNION CRASHING
If this had played when he'd finished his "joke", it would have been the ultimate in keknology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bea9aFBGuwQ
>>79490831
He is drunk again, 2:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fASN9oYGdw
Those are the kind of shitty politicians we (Europeans) have.
>>79490831
Everyone in this thread is just being ironic right...?
I am legitimately worried no one has come to the conclusion that it's a bad translation of "some of the other world leaders"
>>79508137
Because it's most probably correct.
Here, also in previous threads, also on liveleak etc.
It's not something outside his drunkard ways.
>>79506951
he's not drunk wtf stop shilling you jew shill he is a fine guy
>>79490831
Why the fuck this old crazy man is still in place ?
>>79490831
Earthling Juncker is correct, we of the Galactic Council are very concerned with recent developments on Earth.
t. ambassador plenipotentiary of the Martian Republic to the Grand-Duchy of Luxembourg, AMA
>>79508676
>he is a fine guy
>>79497228
He met the leaders of other planets and they're very worried about Brexit
>>79501759
Nice try but that only means less nukage for us when it happens
>>79501484
stop smoking weed you silly nigger, or we will send you back to the islands
Mandatory pic related
>>79508955
When are you going to stop this "independence" nosense and return to the motherland?
>>79499390
One can clearly see in this photo junker clings to the desk to avoid falling.
This guy is a fucking alcoholic. Even TV makeup can't remove this.
>>79501909
fucking hell germanistani, I'm surprised you still have functioning internet with the swarms of ravenous niggers trashing your country.
>>79490831
Anyone to shoop Junker's face in this ?
>>79508955
Hi! Yes, i have a question.
How does it feel to be the cock and balls of the galaxy?
>>79499690
How can I convince my bluepilled Estonian friend that Brexit is good? It'll be worse for him because he will have to pay more and get a visa. He said he might not even let me suck him off anymore, I'm fucking livid mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G657kh5GmiA
It's starting.
>>79509734
It is a heavy responsibility.
>>79500920
project blue beam is a filthy commie plot to broadcast holograms into the sky they shall not prevail we are prepared.
>>79500154
Burn the heretic, the alien, suffer not the mutant...
Make the empire of man great again!
Captcha select the cheeseburgers.
>>79511123
why everyone hate on Juncker he only wants best for EU and everyone
>>79497333
Why is it not in english?
Oh wait >Brexit
>>79490831
WHAT THE FUGGGG
>>79491467
He clearly said "écouter" and "planet", man
>>79490831
>>79491386
He's probably drunk like always.
>>79499092
further proof that the EU is run by mentally ill and delusional lunatics.
>>79498422
Ah purée j'avais pas capté, dommage, j'aurais bien aimé voir les juifs de l'espace!
>>79499092
>>79514262
My sides
so icke was right all along...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU
this fucking guy
/x/ finally figured out how to harness meme magic
either that or europeans are literally retarded
>>79514817
Pulling on dudes' ties and kissing a bald head. Confirmed homosex drunkard.
>>79514973
>/x/
Nah Qek has just become popular IRL and on a majority of the boards that aren't full cuck.
>>79515275
fuck off, doing this is the most hetero shit you can do
Juncker was just shitposting IRL, he always does this, one time he said "gefickt eingeschädelt" (fucked your skullhead) instead of "geschickt eingefädelt" (clever work) in german
he also one time went into some restaurant marching in, with one of his political opponents sitting there and shouted all through the room
"I fuck her, I fuck them, I fuck everybody, I fuck you too if you want"
He's just so far out, I never understood of he could come so far, while here he always looked like just some local politician
>>79515939
>shitposting IRL
more like being drunk in public events.
>>79492643
>implying genocidal jew supremacist kikes are human
>>79494626
GET FUCKING HYPE
DAVID DUKUVNEY EVEN LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE TRUMP
>>79500556
WHY IS NOONE ACKNOWLEDGING THIS
THEY NEED A TRIGGER FOR WHITE GENOCIDE BECAUSE BROWNS ARE EASY TO OPPRESS AND MANIPULATE
THEY ARE BRAINWASHING THE MASSES INTO A USEFUL IDIOT ARMY
It wont be effective, but it will cause the chaos they need to divide, conquer, manipulate and increase power
>>79497317
Fucking space niggers, man
>>79509411
So fucking true
>its the this
>its the that
>its blah blah blah
No kikes and kike cucks, it's mostly just Jews being Jews
>>79490831
>tfw you forced the elites to admit the existence of aliens
>>79511123
Those alien hordes are running out of time
Can any Frenchole give us a full and legit translation?
Also, what the fuck?
Also, bump
>>79490831
Translate this to English you Euronigger
When will he be sacked?
Being a drunkard is one thing, but insane?
>>79522530
No, I have no idea who he is.
If what your saying ultimately means, "Don't gather information and don't ask questions," you're giving me full license to disregard you.
Again, translation from a Frenchole.
Daily reminder that liberals want us to turn into the Na'vi, and the conservatives want us to turn into The Combine.
I choose The Combine.
So legitimate question. Assuming the whole NWO, using false flag alien attacks to unite our planet thought process.
Do aliens actually exist?
Why do we think that if they do, they'd let us win a war against them (or why do we think we could win a war against them) in order to usher in said new world order?
Are we on a collision course to see what happens first between Revelation or the Globalist agenda?
We need to form KEK-COM to protect the Earth from alien influence.
>>79523006
The mark of a shill: More significant than what you're saying is the fact that you're saying it.
Also, dumbasses, though.
>>79522530
>>79523006
Nice samefagging, too.
Our Alien Mistresses have finally returned!!? Will Atlantis rise from the ruins of the Ocean?
Will we finally rage war on ground of Megido to reclaim Earth for the Shedim? REVENGE FOR ATLANTIS!!
Hmm...
I wonder why someone would discourage seeking information and asking questions, then samefag, then delete posts...
Hmm...
Illuminati chain of command confirmed
>>79498876
I think the strong delusion is evolution plus a bunch of other stuff. Aliens might come into the picture but we will know as the elect that they're actually demons and fallen angels. Interesting times coming soon.
>>79497333
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/ep-live/en/plenary/video?debate=1467101748771&format=wmv
live original recording with interpretation into many languages (interpretation isn't revised unlike the official transcript)
the part this thread is about is at 10:33:20 or so
>>79524608
into english: "those who look at us from afar are concerned. i've heard other world leaders overly concerned /--/ so i think we need to reassure /--/ those who look at us from outside, from further away."
no aliens there either
>>79524444
>elect that they're actually demons and fallen angels.
So they are aliens? If they aren't from planet earth, they are aliens.
>>79516514
Yes, exactly, but as we see in our beautiful capital, it works for a politican.
>>79515939
>I never understood of he could come so far
>local politican
Thats how it is done. Appearing like a harmless, maybe even stupid human being seems to give other humans the impression of security. Combine this with two bottels of wine and some Liquor and you will know everything about your drinking body, using it afterwards to build your startegies.
>>79525011
If you want to think of it in the classical sense. The Bible is writing with an extraterrestrial source behind it with all the fingerprints of a being who lives outside time and is able to insert whatever he likes into his own creation.
Chuck Missler talks that way but I think a lot of young people think of greys and weird stuff like that when aliens come to their attention. So as to avoid confusion I try not to use that terminology.
french canadian here, he really does talk about the ones "observing from afar" and from "other plants"
pretty spooky
>>79525346
other planets, rather.
"Leaders from other planets"?
what the fuck.
>>79525346
Portugal is guarding this little underwater pyramid. The area is off limits too. Military guarded.
>>79497815
I found earth today, it was a radiioactive wasteland, nuclear war wiped out all the people, somehow giant cockraches now roamed the planet....nuclear armageddon and fucking turks survive. :((
>>79524444(Checked)
>mfw Kek will come disguised as an AYYYYY
Praise Kek
>>79492310
>hmmm what should I paint this time?
>>79525508
>nuclear war
>turkroaches survived and evolved
Fuck my life, we should have known, that we can fight turkroaches only with pic related
>>79490831
Wait...what the fuck?
Is that translation accurate? It must be because no one gasped or laughed at his claim. It was taken seriously.
What is happening? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE PAST WEEK?
>>79499390
Darth Vader and the Empire are preferable to the traitors that is the EU and its lackeys. At least the Empire looked after its citizens.
>>79526078
You fucked up.
Invoke article 50. Or the aliens get mean.
>>79490831
anyone who thinks the kikes wouldn't sell out the planet to an alien species is retarded
>>79524444
HABEMUS SATANHAS. ORA PRO NOBIS LUCIFER
Which ayy lmaos would you like to see the planet destroyed by?
The zerg? The nids? The BETA?
>>79526316
But aren't the jews all about control?
Why would they want to lose that to something not even human?
>when a missing comma changes everything
fucking ayy
>>79490831
And today I thought them abolishing English in the EU was the final nail in their coffin.
Ayyy lmao. How wrong I was.
>>79490831
The fuck? It genuinely sounds like he's has some kind of mini stroke or some shit. Jesus..
>>79490831
It has always been the case that the knowitall elites of Europe have hare-brained para-religious ideas. As far as I know they are the only ruling class that can be found arranged in a pentagram in a mass suicide. Every other ruling class is sensible enough to do that only to their subordinates.
>>79526715
>implying kikes are human
That's where you fucked up mate.
>>79526715
even the biggest kike is a little squirt terrified of his own shadow
he's only powerful hiding behind his bank account
>>79524444
You need to take less (or more) medication.
Also quads
>>79524444
Do you have the screens of the other generations names anon?
>>79514262
Damn Joozians.
>>79515939
Bush also kissed bald guys' forehead in the house chamber and Bush is closet gay. Look up Jeff Gannon. I think the head kissing is a secret society sign.
>>79490831
gas the lizards cosmic race war now
Bump bitches
Somebody should contact him in a journalistic capacity and ask him to elaborate on these comments.
GET OFF MY FUCKING PLANET FILTHY XENOS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HE IS MAKING AN INAPPROPRIATE JOKE YOU AUTISTIC FUCKTARD
junker is known for being shit at humor and not caring
he's making out that china/jewland/india etc are all other planets cause they are so distant
jeez
he does shit like this all the time ppl there are used to it
>>79535494
:/ is that lexi belle?
>>79535753
no its my gf u like her, she's a trap actually
robert
>>79535494
faggot
>>79535494
I should stop being superstitious
He meant the leaders of other nations, dumbfucks.
>>79535753
Yes. IIRC its from a "virtual girlfriend" video where it starts off where you have a regular day with your GF (played by Belle) then go home and fuck her.
>>79535494
check your keys
>>79535494
No he's just a retard. I wouldn't trust him to run a bath let alone a Communist state.
Britain, look at the bullet you just dodged.
>>79535494
>he's not an insane psychopath trust me
>>79536232
how would you know what he meant?
he literally said leaders from other planets
>>79497831
kek reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsCTdE2IbIA
>>79535494
shit
>>79499482
K.O. didnt't mention strange blood colour, when he shot the ayy priest's head with a 0.45
>>79535494
fuck you
>>79535494
Aay lmao
>>79526715
easy, kike are god's chosen people
some ayys gave moses and his mosebros the power to destroy egypt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5y71hOvk0
with advanced technology making some scam isnt that hard
>>79536389
were u on the scanner last nite?
chiraq was getting torn up
>>79535494
You're a cunt m8
>>79535494
Fug
>>79524444
bless the lord
>mfw alien demons on the 4th
>>79490831
Why do the Germans hate me?
>>79535494
OH FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HOPE YOU ARE THE ONE DYING YOU PIECE OF SHIT HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA
H͙̫͎̱̹͕̣͟ĕ̷̺̝͕͆ ̤̬͓̙̻̬̎w̪̥̤͔͌ͧ̀̀̉ȃ̈ͮ̈́ͩ͆̐s̨̱ ͖͍̬̻͍̝̜̎͂̊ͯ͊͝j̈́̑́͗͗ͤ́̚u͉̘̫̬̗͡s͍ͪ͗̽̄̓͊͊ṭ̣̟ͦ̋ ̗̔͌̓ḏ̑̎ͫͮr̺̤͖̳͚͝ͅú̃͊͋҉͎̩̟̣̯̻͙n͋̾̆͐̈͏̺͉͉̯͇̭k̮͌ͭ͊̔͂͢ ͣ͝a͍̤̫̬̓͗͑ͭ̍͆n͉̠̣̥͚̲̍͛ͥ́d̲̜̼̦̃ ͔̯̓̔ͬm̰̬̰̗̝̂ͪ̏̉a̘̤͓̩͚͙̦͞d̰̯̠͍͕̬͔ͦ̎͊̋̓̆e̠͙͚ͩ̑͋͒͟ͅͅ ͈͖̳̹̎̀̾͗͛ḁ̱̍̅͛ ̟ͅm͍̹̥̯̱̦ͫͥ͐͂̄͊ͅi̦̱̐̔̔s̯̙̥̪͖͐͌̄ṫ͋͟aͮk̨̺͎̞̅ͯ̊̅̎ͩê̪̯̬̌̋.̱ͩ͑ͭ͛̿ ̢̟̳̳̰̭̮̽ͦ̀Y̵̜̤͙͚̘͙̋͑ͪ̂̏̂ȏ̧͍̟̖͔̰͍͎ͫ̇̊͗u̫̻͔͉̓'̦̼̱͍̬̻͟r̲̙̙̳̩͇̪̓ͯ͡ḙ̥͞ ̱͚̬̱̦͚̝̽ͤ͑ͣ͘f̘̭̰͙͆ͯͥ͑ͨͫr̲̠̬͖̩ͯ̊̿e̸̮̒̊̄̽̿a̴̙͋͂̉͋ͮ̃ͦk̯̪̙͖̔͛̓̕i̴̠͚̓́͛̚ng̪ͨ̏̔ͤ̈̓ ̼̎ͨõ̙͕͍͍ùt͖̘̐ ̼̲͇̦ͅo̾̄ͪv̷̪͇̞̦̰͖̀̍ͫ̚è̵͐͑ŗ̘̘̥̪͉̙͔̾̌̄̐̓̈́ ̢̙̒͒n͙̘̜͚͓͖͗ͥ̇̃ŏ̜͚̰̾̈́t͙̜̍h̩̭͇͇̬͛͗̃̈̍ͣ͡i͍̩̭̺͍̍̓͛ͩ̓͋͢n̟̪͇͒̚g̯̲̲ͭ̄̉ͧ.̻̭̙̳̜̩͚̽͌̊̑̋͜.̧̻̞̪͋.̲̜̱̭̖̖̒̈͜
Why would aliens care about the EU when USA exists?
>>79535494
i would kill you
>>79535494
>Being so bad at jokes that people think you are crazy
>Jean Cuck Juncker
>>79540328
The real question is if Aliens exist why would they have to ask "What direction is the EU heading?"
They would know more about us than we could hope to imagine.
>>79535494
>n-nothing to worry about humangoy, aliens don't exist
>>79500556
>Vilifying whites as ayylmaos to justify mass murder
Literally stranger things have happened. 0% of the most liberal people in 1950 would believe we'd have a christian-hating nigger in the whitehouse, and that the white house itself would be lit up like a gay flag in celebration of fags being able to marry.
not particularly anti-fag, just a useful comparison
>implying ayy lmaos aren't demons
http://www.thepropheticyears.com/reasons/aliens.HTM
>>79540585
reptillian overlords just making sure we are being good chattel
>>79511886
IRELAND BTFO
>>79491625
He literally said "other planets."
>>79535494
y yuo do dis
>>79535494
Replying to ward off your macumba.
>>79535494
fuck you lexi
>>79535494
chill shill
>>79538372
yeah man, it was really fucking bad. but honestly, its like that on friday nights. its gonna be bad today too.
>>79535494
Good point
>>79540477
>>79540957
>implying jews and all who follow the jewish demon Yahweh aren't demons
>>79535494
you can't remove immunity cat
>>79521366
>Can any Frenchole give us a full and legit translation?
>You must know that those that observe us from afar are worried. I saw, listened and heard leaders from/of other planets that are very worried because they wonder at the road that the EU will follow. We have to reassure the Europeans and those who observe us from farther away.
That's the legit translation.
>>79535494
But what if he's for real?
>>79500777
Read those digits m8
>>79500922
they enslaved us retard
Aliens dont want to bring a fractured planet into their empire, so they said "unite under one government"
>nobody cares about your dumbass union so you have to invent friends on another planet
>>79546199
>invent
ayy
>>79535494
Fag
ITT: Autists fail to understand figure of speech.
>>79546900
>the famous "other planets" figure of speech
>>79490831
he's making a parable
he's not serious
He's inserting the story of aliens watching us just like a religious man would invoke god.
That said fuck him.
>>79491467
Quebecer here, not fake at all. He says he listened to people from afar, from other planets and they're worried.
>>79535494
shieeeeeeet
he probably drank too much
>>79523845
...
>>79535494
Fuck off ahmed
>>79508955
CAN I PUT MY FINGER IN YOUR BUTTHOLE?
>>79535494
>implying anything goes through Immunity cat.
LOOK, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>79509411
Who are the two under God? I've never seen them before
>>79490831
>>79549047
You replied though...
>>79490831
aliens...
>whiskey changed to 89.9% absinthe
Ayys confirmed globalist shills.
This would be the thread to add one of our mystery flags to our collection. I'm hoping for the Knight's Watch flag or the question mark one. Proxy pls
>>79535494
>implying eu isn't Babylon
