http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043/
FIRST POLLS CLOSE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS
POST YOUR BALLOTS NERDS
First for Pauline
CUNT
U
N
T
>>79485144
MODS - STICKY THIS
>>79484879
kek
Listen to this too senpai:
http://thedingoes.xyz/the-convict-report-episode-30-vote-wasting-goyim/
When will we see results? 9pm, 10pm?
What're drinking tonight boys?
8th for the greens
live updates
>https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2016/jul/02/australian-election-2016-turnbull-shorten-coalition-greens-labor-politics-live
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/election-2016-live-coverage-australians-head-to-the-polls/7562634
ABC24 stream
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/live/
>[YouTube] Watch ABC News 24 Live (embed)
post other resources so mods can make a sticky
>>79485269
Only 3 beers left in fridge
Sh-should I get some more? I'm in my comfy clothes already
>>79485265
Around then. Maybe a bit earlier if Labor call it quits.
>aus/pol/'s worst nightmare
>>79485230
WHY DONT AUSTRALIANS SAY CUNT????
LIVE UP TO YOUR STEREOTYPE CUNTS
>>79485320
Yes. Who cares, just go through a drive through.
>>79485288
fucked that up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
>>79485337
'cos Yanks are cunts.
>>79485327
Cunt needs the lighting and angle just right to take away attention from his hideous nose.
>>79485327
Who is this cunt?
GUARDIAN SMALL SPRITES LIVE RESULTS
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/ng-interactive/2016/may/08/poll-of-polls-who-will-win-the-australian-election
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/ng-interactive/2016/may/08/poll-of-polls-who-will-win-the-australian-election
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/ng-interactive/2016/may/08/poll-of-polls-who-will-win-the-australian-election
Chris Uhlmann is a very good looking man
Tbh. He also wrote an article in the Australian denouncing Globalism, pretty based
>>79485431
friendlyjordies?
What channel's gonna have the best coverage?
>>79485269
Goon. Drowning my sorrows in goon if the greens so much as get a seat.
>>79485269
Just got a case and a fuck tonne of snacks. What time is good to start drinking? Don't want to get smashed before the results start coming in.
>>79485480
/po/
>>79485337
farken seppo cunt
>>79485337
shut the fuck up mate
>>79485144
Just heard the ABC show the interviews of 4 """average""" young people about who they voted for and why.
1 Labor - muh medicare
2 Green - muh environment
1 Liberal - muh parents made me
Either the better liberals like privacy and don't have time for TV cameras or ABC are cutting them out.
what's best stream? abc? skynooze?
Wheres the cunt that voted sex party and I called him out on his first election because he probably turned 18 in the past couple of months.
>>79485337
Fuck off, thread's full.
>>79485505
Other than /pol/, no QT 3.14s on this board
>>79485436
>http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/ng-interactive/2016/may/08/poll-of-polls-who-will-win-the-australian-election
THANK YOU SO MUCH BASED THE GUARDIAN
>>79485480
ABC News 24. Easy to stream too if you wanna shitpost at the same time.
>>79485522
probs abc
>>79485473
Oh didn't recognize him.
>>79485431
Jordan 'I unironically believe the world will end if liberals win' Shanks
>>79485436
>newscorp polls
kek
>>79485480
ABC24.
LDP in house of reps but preferenced libs over lab and greens
1 LDP
2 ALA
3 One Nation
4 Sustainable Aus
5 shooters fishers
6 hinch
Hope the senate gets clogged with right wing meme parties
What the fuck is a "sex party"
what result would piss you off the most lads? liberals winning?
>>79485511
How does aussie politics work?
Do you guys beat each other up on the senate floor?
>>79485521
>ABC are cutting them out
delusional tears are delicious
>>79485627
Liberals winning.
Split senate.
Labor losing my seat.
In that order.
>>79485577
Thanks cunt
>>79485620
Basically a political party entirely about more rights for hookers.
>>79485620
A meme
>>79485620
Degenerates.
>>79485620
Sjw kikes, they use the name sex party to get the votes of younger males who would be first time voters.
>>79485627
One Nation not getting into senate
>>79485521
I'm pretty sure that was inner-city Melbs, mate, so it wouldn't be inaccurate.
>>79485430
>tfw became the little girl
Who had the balls to vote Green?
>>79485627
Labor winning with Greens with the balance of power.
>>79485684
Get ready to be upset mate
>>79485620
if it's degenerate, they're for it.
>>79485620
A sex positive party for porn stars and hookers, Angela White is a member.
when do we hear results, friends?
>>79485628
I am now #PreppingForTurnbull.
Who /HungParliament/ here?
>>79485620
Civil libertarians hiding behind the sex meme.
>>79485701
>more rights for hookers.
They are actually the pornography industry lobby group. They used to call themselves the eros society.
>>79485627
Greens doing well and One Nation doing absolutely nothing.
Anyone who didn't preference Liberal in either house is a shit cunt. Why don't you guys want jobs and growth? Stop wasting time on your bogan meme parties.
>>79485767
4-5 hours probably
>>79485767
not for a few hours yet. polls close in 45 mins
>>79485767
5-10 hours
>>79485620
this? typical aussie degenerates breeding like rabbits glad the brits put them on that prison island they cant get off
>>79485767
Votes dont start counting for another 45 minutes at least.
Still a fair few hours. Cunt.
>>79485783
BASED BILLABONG
Can't wait to drown in lefty tears tonight lads.
>>79485785
Am only 7 inches m8, don't really qualify.
>>79485748
>Who had the balls to vote Green?
>greens
>balls
>>79485826
>>79485830
>>79485841
>>79485852
thanks, i'm just going to call it a night then. good luck fags.
>>79485737
Brisbane.
>>79485144
So, tell me what the outcomes mean
>>79485825
Jobs and growth for chinks maybe.
>>79485884
Post pics m8
>>79485863
Can't wait to drown in libshit tears tonight,
Seems like SKY is the only channel covering it on Foxtel.
I don't have free to air. The reception is shit.
>>79485771
>>79485521
lol abc is as biased to the left as you can get
of course they will cut out lib voters opinions
>>79485889
Catch cunt, you won't miss much. We either get a cuckservative or a SJW party.
wew
>>79485620
>Libs no deals with greens
>Lab no deals with greens
Greens are going to get absolutely rekt this election.
>goes to local polling booth.
>people holding out how to vote cards.
>labour people immediately look away.
>greens people turn around.
>liberal people smile and offer a how to vote card i declined.
Are they that afraid of a 185cm tall white male they wont even try to push there bullshit? The memes are real they are pussys praise kek day of the rope when etc etc
Ps, fucking straya cunt
>>79485918
In a few hours when the Liberals claim victory, I will be as hard as a diamond, then you can have your pics faggot.
>>79485620
Their main policy is to deregulate and tax sex work
Hi Aussie dogs
Heard you being racist again? Come to Bankstown I'll fuck youse all up you dirty gronks
We lebs run western Sydney and theres nothing u can about it
>>79486047
>sex party
>nothing about sex on their propaganda
wut
>>79486071
But we already do that.
>>79486073
Is that a fucking skrillex mullet?
>>79485620
meme party made because there are a lot of degenerates out there, will walk into a polling both and say LOL SEX PARTY AHAHAHA ILL VOTE FOR THEM
Same with the Pirate party, HEMP party, birthday party. all memes that retards vote for because it sounds funny
Just got back from voting lads
House
1. Rise Up Australia
2. Independent
3. Animal Justice
4. Liberal
5. Labour
6. Greens
Senate
1. LDP
2. Shooters
3. One Nation
4. Motor Enthusiasts
5. Christian Democrats
6. Sustainable Australia
7. Rise Up Australia
8. Australian Liberty Alliance
>>79486138
nah bro thats a leb mullet
I put 1 labour on the green and white sheet and preferences nobody else, will the vote still count?
>>79486063
Thanks m8 I will hold you to that.
>MFW this place becomes a salt mine of lib tears
>>79486169
Is it a bogan thing?
I hope all of you put the LDP #1 for your senate vote. They're literally the only party in Australia with decent policies and who actually want to dismantle the terrible nanny state shit Labor and Libs have put in
>>79486049
I can only hope. The sooner those faggots disappear off the face of the earth, the better.
>>79486192
No, suck shit Labor pleb.
Who else voted 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 down the ballot here? I did after voting liberal 1 first. And fuck that newspaper sized senate shit.
>>79486071
> main policy is to deregulate and tax sex work
would only support if they also provided welfare payments to those who can't afford to pay
>>79486198
but liberal is going to win.
Did you lads pay attention to your paper hander outers?
>Liberal one was an old man who said "I'll give you this"
>Labor one was a fatty with shit facial hair and glasses who I ignored
>Greens guy had bracelets on
>Sex party was some fat bitch with 3 solid kilos of makeup on her face
>Most of my fellow voters were either boomers or younger people who could be drug dealers
>>79486047
>""Libertarian Party""
>Tax Religion
>>79486192
no
good job, dickhead
>>79486198
Nah mate, the /r/Australia reddit posts are going to be literal gold
>>79486198
Finally austraila will have an export that isn't piss beer in garbage bin sized cans
w-who /prepped the turnbull/ here?
voted one nation 1. Hope my vote didn't get invalidated
I for one think this new voting system for the Senate is a godsend since it means I can vote so that neither of the 3 major parties get my vote.
>>79486061
it was pretty funny at mine, if you goto the local shops i basically live in china, goto the polling area at the local school, white people everywhere... who says aus isnt selling us to china? made me put One nation first and Lab 2nd lol
>>79486272
Yeah, they're hardcore!
>>79486214
lebos = lebanese-australian
arab bogans
Can some ausfag tell me why the pundits are saying Shorten is finished if he loses? As far as I can tell he hasn't made any serious fuckups or anything.
Was this election supposed to be somehow massively favourable to Labour or something?
>>79486262
Tokyo Embassy
>Greens was a pretty normal looking middle-aged dude
>Labor was a couple of skinny uni-looking students
>>79486214
A Leb is an Arab.
Leb = Lebbo = Lebanese
>>79486262
>Greens was a lanklet with glasses wearing a polyester sweater
>Labor was a thin old bloke who said "cheers mate"
>>79486281
But isn't there a surplus of lefty tears worldwide already?
Sup m8s. Just got back voting. To that cunt that said I wouldn't wear my MAGA hat, I did but it was nothing really happened. Also mad because I went in Hungry as a motherfucker expecting to get Snags, waited 35mins in line and then get out to find no were had snags, but I snagged this from from a Greens cuck on the way out lol. If anyone cares I'll post my experience.
Who here didn't recycle the greens voting card?
>>79486073
I'm white and I live and work in Bankstown ama
>>79486338
At least they're kind of integrating with our society. That mullet is up there with the dirtiest i've seen.
>>79486338
Jesus fuck, emu war II
>>79486342
Party politics. Opposition leaders are often changed after losing, it's nothing new. Especially because both parties are so keen on backstabbing the actual Prime Minister.
>>79486372
I'm talking about the salt.
>>79486380
>That dirty bed
Kek.
Kill yourself you disgusting pig.
>>79486262
not really, but had one old cunt try to hand me a labor how to vote card saying 'here you go, you looked lost'. told the old prick to beat it.
>>79486198
>Hung parliament
>Greens and independents get to play kingmaker again
Don't think a mine could contain all the salt.
>>79486342
If Shorten couldn't win against a total cuck like Turnbull who knifed Tone and abandoned his conservative base, then they need to find a new leader
>>79486131
Only in the eastern states
>>79486259
If you save up your NEETbux well you could easily afford a hooker every couple months
Quick reminder that the LDP are going to save Australia.
>>79486380
wow lad you really are sad, moonman fucking badge all those african americans giving you a hard time in australia?
>>79486061
One of the greens bitches touched me on the arm, disgusting. Proof that all green supporters are filthy fucking hookers.
>>79486420
What? Since when has any Arab besides christian Lebonese integrated even the slightest in Australia.
WA fag here, do the polls close at 6pm here or 4pm so it syncs up with the Eastern states?
>>79486540
Turks make bretty gud kebabs
>>79486548
6 for you guys as well, your results are just called later
>>79486526
Should've spilled oil on her Great Barrier Reef if ya know what I mean.
>>79486342
he's underwhelming and an unnatural leader, they were going to get him to step down for a woman if the election wasn't triggered so early but they wanted to play the backstab card themselves.
>mfw libshits actually think they're going to win
oh you poor thing
>>79486380
haha nice hat!
The greens guy at my station was a literal nigger from Africa who didn't speak English very well lmao.
>>79486262
When I left this Greens purple haired SJW bitch said "Thank you for voting", I said to her "If you saw my ballot slip you wouldn't be saying that".
>>79486415
Where do you work?
>>79486507
Anyone who didn't vote LDP is quite simply a traitor. They're the only party that will Make Australia Great Again
>>79486508
Get the fuck out of here Anders
Also there were like 10 Nigs at my polling location which was disgusting.
>>79486061
In rural Victoria all the people hanging out how to vote cards where I voted were older white guys, except the shooters and fishers guy who was a little bit older than me.
There were no Greens how to vote cards given
>>79486677
shoo shoo lolbertarian
>>79486677
excuse me?
>>79486198
>MFW this pleb loses the election and the Libs carry us into an economic boom.
How was the democracy snags?
>>79486608
>This is the best that Redddit can come up with.
Wew.
Who here ABC News24 at 6.00pm?
>>79485790
Until they touch anything they don't like
So, no, not libertarians
Lib-Dems are the only libertarian party
I like a lot of principles of the LDP, but you fags need to stop equating it with Trump. Nationalism ≠Libertarianism
>>79485320
Fuck off. You aren't allowed to wear comfy clothes around here you fucking autist.
>>79486481
Yes make them fight.
>Not voting jacqui Lambie
But work sets you free, does it not?
>>79486073
I lived there white as fuck not one cumt stepped out of line.
Inb4 taking the bait.
Fuck off we're fully sick amd your maria mums and sisters love the white meat all praise to kebab god cunt, chop chop make my tasty kebab with bbq sauce and be snappy about it
>>79486699
m8 calm down did a dingo eat your baby or some shit?
>>79486262
>Be a postal vote master race
>Liberals give me a postal vote application form and a return envelope to their data collection office
>Labor give me a postal vote application form and a return envelope to their data collection office
> . . .
>Send my postal vote application to the AEC address directly
Felt good.
>>79486827
Isn't this a comfy thread?
I thought it was a comfy thread.
It's a comfy thread, right guys?
>>79486815
Channel 9 checking in. Karl and Lisa > ABC.
Also - to those that have more expereince with Auspolitics who does Laurie Oakes side with? Is he a Lib or Labor supporter?
>>79486737
>current Liberal party
>economic boom
Howard's dead and gone, let it go.
Guys, something in my head is telling me Labor might actually win.. Should I put a small amount on Sportsbet? Odds are something like $8-$1
>>79486737
>1.7mb .png
>australia thread
Cunt you should know better. Seriously.
Im trying to load dank memes, download a steam game and my gf is watching some shitty show all on 3.5mbs.
Fucking pull your head in.
>>79486900
>he doesn't want a sausage sizzle
unaustralian t b h
>>79486918
Karl and Lisa are wannabe John Olivers
Sad, really
>>79486932
That thing in your head is called stupidity.
>>79486918
I don't know what he is at the moment but he swings.
>>79486919
I think you mean
>Howard already sold every public asset he could.
>>79486918
>Also - to those that have more expereince with Auspolitics who does Laurie Oakes side with?
Dunno, but Niki Savva (who herself is an arch-conservative) speaks very highly of him (she calls him the "best of the best") in her book "Road to Ruin".
>>79486932
I've been thinking this. I know I'll be kicking myself because I talked myself out of voting for Leave.
>>79486973
(((Charlie Pickering))) is Australian's wannabe Jon Stewart/John Oliver
>>79487014
Based.
anyone listening to triple j rn?
>>79487061
>Triple J
>>79486720
Shoo shoo disgusting NEET welfare leech
Lads, we have to decide on an official channel to watch. I nominate ABC24
>>79486957
>3.5 millibit second internet
Even for Australia that's pretty wacky.
>>79486815
>Chris Ulhman
Kill me.
>>79486918
>who does Laurie Oakes side with?
Liberals / Rudd. Played a big role in undermining the previous Labor government.
I just want MUH GUNS back.
>>79487061
Triple J needs to be privatised NNOOOWOOWWWWWWW
>>79485748
no-one greens are nu-males
>>79487113
Agreed
Did I do it right?
>>79487113
Yeah, me too.
Why would even vote for someone who supports immigrants coming into the country?
>>79487113
it's available on tv so I agree
>>79487189
You stood on your head to vote?
>>79487014
>selling off productive assets
>good in the long term
Libcuck economics everyone
I fucking hate Annabelle Crab
>>79487150
1.8 million people already have guns in Australia m8, why don't you?
Also, you'd better have voted LDP and SFFP as your #1 and #2 in the senate.
>>79487189
It's upside down.
Will based Leyonhjelm win his seat?
>>79487209
this cunt is literally lebanese
Why did you Aussiea change the spelling of Labour?
>>79487189
Perfect
ALA and ON still have NOT been mentioned on the ABC
What the fuck they playing at?
>>79487189
3rd thread in a row, cunt. fuck off you attention whore.
how could you name your party the sex party? like how retarded do you have to be? at least have a modicum....
mod-i-cum
cum
get it
>>79487189
It's upside down you dickhead.
>>79487113
yeah, ive got abc on tv and 9 streaming on the desktop
>>79487189
>Australian Liberty Alliance
Perfect choice m8.
>>79487189
should of put one nation first to be honest senpai
>>79487274
The truth is not many people know who the fuck ALA is
in the house
LDP 1
FF 2
DLP 3
Lib 4
lab 5
gun 6
in the senate:
One nation 1
LDP 2
katter 3
ALA 4
SFF 5
Rise up 6
>>79487266
It was originally but was changed because they had a hard-on for seppos.
>>79487266
The party figured England was on the way out and America would be the dominant world player so made it with the American spelling.
>>79487061
Can't wait to visit the hack triple j facebook page when Labor/Greens get BTFO
>>79487266
And our Liberal party is conservative.
>>79487244
Me too, aging hipster!
what level are you on sydney plebs
>>79487335
They are polling 4th behind Greens in some recent polls
One Nation is probably going to get 3-5% primary vote
>>79487061
yes I am listening to the footy
>>79487251
>>79487260
>>79487262
>>79487273
>>79487274
SAY CUNT MORE FFS
What should I watch, the vote count or the footy?
>Pauline Hanson is going to win a seat
Good fucking job, Queensland.
>>79487260
Predictions are that the LDP are going to get 2 seats, with a decent chance of a third.
>>79487315
I might do the same
>>79486737
>Libs carry us into an economic boom.
Current government literally the worst post war economic managers.
http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2016/06/report-abbottturnbull-the-worst-post-war-economic-managers/
>>79486919
>John Howard
>handed the most structurally stable economy on the planet with the fastest rate of growth in the developed world
>even in the fucking middle of the mining boom
>manages to take Australia from the 6th best economy in the world to the 10th
Surplus' are not indicators of good economic policy.
>>79486342
Has done nothing period. Has a personality of a wet rag. Still behind Turnbull in polling despite the the Abbott ousting.
Also seen as the architecture of the Rudd, Gillard and Rudd mayhem
Pauline Hanson might pick up a seat.
Are Queenslanders fucking retarded?
>>79486660
>things that never happened
>>79485144
I was going to throw my vote away.
Some muslim started following me trying to convince me to vote Greens as it was a close race, all the way to a line drawn a few meters from the door.
Congratulations you dipshit, you just made me vote Liberal.
>>79487230
>>79487251
>>79487283
>American proxies
9 news polls are showing swings to labor calling it too close to call at the moment
>>79485906
Underrated
>>79487266
They use the american spelling, because burgers are stupid.
>>79487395
so the exact opposite of the image
>>79487150
You probably never had guns, they sold them to adults not faggots who weren't born,
>>79487395
>voted at least one from each category
What are you gonna do about it?
wish the guardian would do one of those interactive maps like they do in the us. lucky bastards
>>79487443
Didn't you read the edition, you faggot?
>>79487443
I bet $13,600 on Pauline getting into the Senate
>>79486262
for me it was
>One nation and ALA paper hander outs were middle aged normal men
>Labour party was some fat scrag with dyed hair
>Socialist party was some degenerate looking scrag in her 30's
>Rise up australia's one was a full blooded abo, surprisingly.
>>79487377
The Liberal party is centrist. Turnbull supports same-sex marriage and didn't scrap the Marxist Safe Schools program
Fuck store fronts amirite
>>79487437
Too true mate. Howard was a fucking dickhead.
>>79485327
Thought he was funny at first but he became a bit too self righteous for my liking. He's probably in this thread right now, though.
He's a far sight more talented than a lot of other Youtube personalities, though.
>>79487395
ARGGHHH TRIGGERED!
Why aren't there any Abbos running for election?
All parties are shit. I only voted labor to get the shitty NBN not even Libs could deliver with those extremely out of touch plebs
A greens volunteer tried to offer me their handouts (I guess being 20 I am their target audience). She looked really sad when I said no to the handout. I should have worn my Trump hat and only taken the Greens handouts
>>79487395
Obviously subhuman
>>79486047
>encourage being a lazy stoner is a normal healthy lifestyle choice
>tax Christian churches even though they're funded purely by donations
>empty slogan that has not only no examples but is in direct contradiction to the policy mentioned just above it
>kill your parents
You can't make this shit up.
>>79487230
>>79487251
>>79487283
Here you go you lazy cunts
>>79487547
The Petrol Party forgot to register.
>>79487547
Too busy beating their wives. Just ask Billy Gordon.
