>Visit parents at their ranch in AZ for a week
>Wake up, start eating some fruit I found for breakfast
>dad walks in, I ask him if he wants some watermelon
>looks at me and scoffs "Gah, thats nigger food"
>both have a hearty laugh
Who else has a redpilled dad who taught em right?
>>79473806
This is the life I crave
This is the life I'll never have
>>79473806
>brokeback mountain 2: electric NAMBLA
>le watermelon is for niggers
He isn't red pilled he just sounds like a dumb redneck
There is a difference between "red pilled" and being an asshole.
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>>79473806
>visit GF's family for dinner
>shooting the shit
>GF's father shits on nigger music
>everyone shares a laugh
Just another day in Colorado
>>79473806
If it's nigger food then why does he have it in his house?
Checkmate atheists
>>79473806
The Vietnamese word for watermelon is coonchow.
>hehehehe my dad is racist that means he's redpilled
>>79473924
nah, he actually was an engineer for years, hes genuinely one of the smartest people I know.
>>79473926
Being an asshole to who?
>>79474102
Watermelon is fucking tasty
>>79474287
>one of the smartest people I know.
This says more about you than it does him.
>>79474390
Anyone who hates niggers is smarter than anyone who doesn't.
>>79473806
>born in glorious North Carolina
>dad USMC vet
>dad took me to NASCAR
>Took me hunting and shooting
>saw debut of Carolina Panthers
>Saw Dubya speak in '03
>Introduced me to McCain in 2007
>was a caring, but stern father
>got a 1988 mustang for first car
>he now lives happily with my mama in Charleston
love you pops, couldn't have asked for a better father
>>79474669
>got a 1988 mustang for first car
He didn't get you a bitchin camaro? Did either of you have a mullet?
>>79474844
don't talk shit about mullets
>>79474390
Go lynch yourself, nigger.
>>79473887
>tfw I will eternally know this feel
I will have my own ranch in an isolated flyover state so my kids can know true happiness
>>79475300
>I will have my own ranch in an isolated flyover state so my kids can know true happiness
I knew someone who left So Cal years ago to do this. The kids grew up and moved to Los Angeles. He said fuck it all, sold the family business and retired somewhere else.
>>79474844
>Implying GM'S 10 bolt diff has shit on the fox body mustangs
>>79475617
Funny, because I live in SoCal now.
I will raise my kids to be good, traditional catholics with good morals and good hearts.
>tfw I thought dad was a libcuck
>tfw we both got drunk and he starts telling me how much he hates Obama
>tells me how much he hates the new nigger $20
>Tell him I agree
>We start making out
>Give him a handjob
>Call him daddy as he emits powerful, alpha grunts
My dad's pretty red-pilled
>>79473806
Slit eyed chink here. My dad and uncle have made nigger jokes around me since I was born. Funny because they never even saw a nigger before they came to the US. It only took a few months (minutes?) to learn all there was about pavement apes.
>>79473806
>My dad warned me about the jews, (((right's groups))) and feminism when I was a kid. Never became a liberal because of it.
Feels great man.
>>79475989
Sounds like you both are a bunch of fags
Niggerfood you say? Show your dad this thread...
http://krautchan.net/vip/thread-25712.html
>>79475989
kek
my dad has black ancestry and basically told me to not relax around blacks.
"they make dumb mistakes on the job site"
is how he put it
>>79474287
>an engineer
like a train engineer?
