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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who the fuck is robert
>>
What you missed earlier tonight...

> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls
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Man, Chiraq is hopping tonight. Way faster than last night already and it's not even midnight in the Chi!
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>>79473371
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT

PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
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Robert....de Niro?
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>>79473451
> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black trailblazer
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>>79473371
SMASHIN THAT MF KEY
>>
>family broken down in a Honda CRV
>see pack of gangbanging niggers with guns

Holy fuck. ROBERT BE WITH THEM!
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>>79473371
FIRST FOR MAKING NEW THREADS 100 POSTS TOO EARLY

>SLOW IT DOWN
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>tfw listening to both Chiraq and the major city you happen to live in simultaneously
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REPORT IN AUSSIE ROBERT
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>>79473485
> Gang disturbance on Roscoe and Polasky - Nothing Further
> Robert is having issues logging on
> Woman called in stating people who lived beneath her apartment are trying to break in
> Aliens attempted communication via Chiraq radio at 12:02 EST
> Man called in wanting a party bus kept from parking
> Man in black shirt black pants trying to break into apartment, man threatened to throw rocks through window at caller
> Three males fighting with female, shirts off, behind library. Mace in play
> Fancy Nig nog asked about Eastbound Transfer
> Three males tagging someone's car in alley, caller couldn't give description...Probably black.
> Drunk strikes GF in grey VW jetta
> Group of Hispanics throwing bottles at moving cars
> Follow up at school, people reported heard but not seen
> Fire dept team involved in an accident
> Off duty cop involved in shooting
> Unknown tall fair skinned person is getting in and out of three different cars armed with a flashlight
> Loud music called in at West Fulton
> Driver struck fence in car, music blaring, left westbound - no further
> Child called in, complaining about GF
> Burglary follow up - no one on site, alarm company called. Lock is dislodged from door and on the ground.
> South Emerald foot chase, black male, 6' 2", tie-dye pants, weird shoes, short fro. Can't forget those "tight ass pants".
> Male black beating on white person with hammer
> 49 yr old male shot in arm
> loud music in back yard on albany
> Male on Eastwood called needing ambulance for mother, hung up
> Caller called in driving a white honda CRV broken down, several gangbangers with guns on the street corner
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>1st of the month
>July 4th weekend

The perfect storm.
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>>79473463
#maga
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niggertits
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>>79473371
Kek is with us tonight brothers
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>>79473504

bump limit not 300?
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WAITING FOR TOW IN A GANG NEIGHBORHOOD HOLY SHIT
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Homeland Security!!!!
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what does slow it down mean?
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2482 listeners, 2500 bananas here we come!
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holy fuck homeland security
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>>79473463
>DAT PARTY BUS
10-4
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Fucking love this thread
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Is it always this bad in bean town? or just because of the holiday weekend?
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>>79473503

Man, the cops got to them quick.

There must be a car nearly on every block.
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>>79473543
no we've hit 400 posts in other threads
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>>79473544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBoa-NbNL8
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i gotta 4-niner in a 9-niner, robert.
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MISSIN PERSONS
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his son is missing
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>family broken down in the street, meters away from niggers with guns

>>79473516
yo
>>
WE GOT A MISSING BOI
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>Missing Person
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>>79473463
>MISSING SON

Robert now hunting a boy. 10-4
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>>79473602

they fall off the front page dude.

lern24chen
>>
>>79473545
>>79473583
wonder what that means?
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>>79473543
Think its 400?
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Which stream do I listen to bros?
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>>79473537
> those cum mushrooms
Details are amazing
>>
CUMBERLANDS AND HIGGINS


>OF COURSE
>>
We need a youtube stream with some comfy music and a chat.
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>>79473591
>bean town
>>
>missing persons report
he's out with his friends doggin cars on lakeshore drive with jizz rags, let him play
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>Drive by shooting in mattison and carlo
>Issue with the gf, tried to stab the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>>
>>79473664
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web>>79473664
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>>79473643
>being this new
>not knowing how bumps work

gack 2 reddit summer fag
>>
>>79473545
>>79473583

You hear them out each night
>>
>shooting
>missing persons
>domestic violence
Normal day in chicago
>>
Did they he stabbed his gf?
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>armed with knife and tried to stab gf over chargin her phone
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>>79473518
>>79473485

what a fucking shithole
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>>79473371
10-4 check your keys
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>>79473463
tonight so far. purple next.
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Tried to stab gf for trying to charge her phone?
>>
STABBING A BITCH OVER CHARGING HER PHONE
>>
STABBING FOR CHARGING PHONE
KEEP YO CHARGERS SAFE
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>>79473591
ALWAYS, even on weekdays.

>48 and rock whaaale
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>Female hispanic attempte to stab GF with knife
>Gang disturbance on 48th and Rockwell
>multiple music disturbances
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>>79473587

>Dat ROBERTWAVE A E S T H E T I C
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>>79473709

oh its you again.
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> MISSING PERSONS
> MISSES JEWMOTANO
> 6 MILLION MISSING
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>>79473739
nice, everyone post your bingos, I just got here
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Chicongo is the irl Mega City 01
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>hi do you have an outlet for my phone charger, please?
>stabs you to death
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LOOKS HIGHLY INTOXICATED
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Bitch shouldn't have charged her phone. Power cost money much nigga
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>highly intoxicated male down
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Another drunk fucker on the ground
>>
hello
>>
>>79473739
> I saw pepe
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>>79473709

>not knowing about the bump limit

wow that post really backfired for you there bud
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>>79473796
im the bingo slut. show me what you got and it may make the list.
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2500+

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
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MODS! Stick this thread.

>It's all so tiresome.
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>>79473850
>people are actually this dumb
do you have a bonus chromosome or something?
>>
>>79473874

YASSSS.

now the blood will flow for Robert
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>>79473874
I wished I could take bets on how high it will be by 2 am.
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>Gang disturbance on Kimball
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1 0 1 2 R O B E R T
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2,547 listening. We may break 3,000
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>>79473371
>>79473371
>>79473371
>>79473371
Hey radio m8s. I made some OC.
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>>79473874
3k is the magic number, we were hovering around 2700 yesterday
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Has anyone died tonight?
>>
>>79473898
Watch this get banned like the car chases were in /sp/

It's been an honor meming with you.
>>
>>79473909

keep the drama in the stream not the thread.
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>>79473928
iv never been up past 1am, shits gon be gud tho
>>
KEY HOLDERS NOT RESPONDING
>>
>>79473971

thank you Robert
>>
RUMORS CIRCULATING THAT THE SOUTH SIDE BLOODS GOT 3 WET RAGS AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE
>>
FEMALE THROWING OBJECTS
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>>79473979
YEA! BY PITBULL NO LESS. There were more homo sides though.
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>>79473613
MmmmmmmmmHhmmmmmmm
>>
>>79473979

someone was killed by a dog.

seriously.
>>
>>79473979

Yes. Multiple. Body found. Another got in a fight with a dude and was killed by a pit bull
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>>79473987
post it on B then if banned on pol
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KEYS ROB
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>>79473971
>>
>>79473979
several people have died tonight
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>>79473979
Yes.
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>>79473979
>Has

NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BE?!!
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>>79473971
fucking saved.
>10-4 Robert
>>
>>79473971
Change it to Chicago chimpcago turns people off
>>
>>79473979

Yeah

One killed by a dog during a gang fight
1 body found
probably more from shootings and car hits
>>
>>79473971

top kek fucking great

>NEED A ANOTHER car

shit bout to go down
>>
>>79473971
noice


robert
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>>79473371
>tfw ill never be Robert
>tfw ill never hear "Robert" over some fancy walkie-talkie irl
>>
Manic Hispanics!
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>>79474037
Better not throw it on any car hoods.
>>
Game sound effect.
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>>79474099
checked yo keys robert
>>
PINBALL!
>>
>>79474052
Nice red line queer boy.
>>
>>79474131
Are you too fat to be a cop?
Is that physically possible?
>>
>>79474154
I heard that too
>>
>THAT NOISE
THAT SUM FUGGING SPACE PINBALL ON XP?

>>79473971
Nice
>>
check yo insurance
>>
WHITE HISPANIC!!!!! FUCK YOU
>>
NOT FOR ABOUT T E N Y E A R S
>>
10 YEARS
>>
>not for about ten years
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>not for about 10 years
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>NOT FOR A BOUT 10 YEARS

kek
>>
>Not for about ten years.

Ahahahaha
>>
>not for about 10 years
>>
>not for about ten years
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NOT 4 ABOUT 10 YEARS
[robert laughs internally]
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>14-95 has been dead for 10 years
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OH SHIT

COP CALLED OUT DISPATCH

DISPATCHER BTFO STUPID BITCH DOESNT KNOW A 14 95
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>>79474200
BUILD WALL
>>
>vehicle crash
>male white hispanic
>white hispanic
>the last white hispanic on pol transcended dimensions.

>1495 Robert has not reported to work in "about 10 years"
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>>79474154
>>79474168
>>79474184

Some cop is definitely playing Full Tilt! Pinball in their cruiser
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>>79474116
Crazy
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10 YEARS
>>
AHAHAHAHA BITCH GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
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>white hispanic
what do they mean by this
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>>79474099
>99
Kek
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>>79474243
Great film m8
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>Male hispanic pacing westbound looking suspicious
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>>79474065

I just can't get over this, really

Fucking crazy
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>WHITE HISPANIC
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>I can only handle one at a time
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>i can only handle one at a time
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> can only handle one at a time

backlog?
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>>79474243
Fuck, that shit made me sad as fuck
>>
MALE
BREATHING PROBLEMS
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Kill niggers senpai
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>>79474299

He's a ZimZam
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>18-wheeler
another check on the bingo board
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>>79474271
Good fucking pull. I couldn't remember that sound for the life of me
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>>79474220
>>79474219
>>79474215
>>79474208
ten years was 20 years ago ._.
>>
talkin bout deaaaath, miguel is cawlin.
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>Male having breathing difficulties in/near 18 wheeler
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>>79474355
You bet your ass it is. MARK IT.
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i always laugh at how polish the officers names are in chicago
>>
Hispanic

or

White

You can only pick one
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>>79474319

It's fucking Chicago
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NO PROBLEMO
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>NO PROBLAMO
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no problemo go witcho info
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>>79474386
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>>79474361
Wait was that the missing son? Like the mother has Alzheimer's and DOSENT know he died?
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"no prob-LAM-o" wat
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>NO PROBLAMO
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>>79474447
yea.
>>
what wasnt for 10 years?
I just missed it.
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Resurrected Steve Irwin, need assistance
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RED ROVER
RED ROVER
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>RED ROVER RED ROVER RED ROVER
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>>79474494
MEME MAGIC
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Red rover red rover
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>>79474494

I will be damed.

You are supposed to be a cop.
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RED ROVER RED ROVER
>>79474494
10-4
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Red Rover. I heard moaning.
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red rover?

>shit going down?!?!?
>>
>RED ROVER RED ROVER
>>
RED ROBBIN CHECKING IN
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RED ROVER RED ROVER SEND A CAGE CAR RIGHT OVER!!!!


MYYYY SIIIIIDEESSSS!!!! NIGGA GOIN TO PRIZON, MAYNE!
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> No prob-LAM-o

What did they mean by this?
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RED ROVER RED ROVER I CALL ROBERT OVER!
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>>79474494
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>Red rover, red rover send unblocked cage car over... over.
Fuck these guys
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>red rover red rover send robert right over
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>>79474494
Sheeeit
>>
Unconscious male suspect bleeding from the nose.
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>>79474494
uhh robert?
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>>79474506

Dispatch called a unit that hasn't been to work in about ten years
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BLEEDIN FROM DA NOSE
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>>79474494
You look like Tim Kennedy

Tim Kennedy scares me
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>>79474494
Hi robert
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>>79474494
10-4 Robert, keep us safe
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Blood nose I repeat we have a blood nose
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>>79474494
>mfw he was legit
>>
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>>79474614
Talk shit, get hit.
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>>79474494

what the fuck
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Chicago's top cop 'sick and tired' of violence; more officers hit streets
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html
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>>79474573

Bitch mispronouncing the phrase no problemo
>>
FIREWORKS!
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>>79474494
Haxx'd xray'd right throught that paint shit. GG sir you are cucked
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>>79474656
S H I M I T A
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How cucked is the Chicago police dept from rahm emmanuels shit policies?
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>>79474494
>>
EVEN HOMELESS PEOPLE IN CHICAGO HATE GARAGES
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>>79474494
This shit is doubles (for jim boonie only)
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HOMELESS GUY SLEEPING ON GARAGE
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>>79474494
>barely even scratches his own face out

Anon that don't give no fucks.
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How the fuck do you sleep on the side of a garage?? Unless... Pic related?
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>>79474677
7/4 is gonna be riotously comfy
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>Hobo in muh garage.

>no warrants
first time I've heard that one tonight
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>>79474741
Is it Black's garage?
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Orange mini cooper
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red rover by robert
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Back ground check done on a mini cooper. The driver is clean. Fucking how? Only douche canoes drive those.
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>TRAP DOOR
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>>79474747
First you gotta sell crack and your names gotta be Black
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OP is leaving.

Someone else start the next threads.

Take my pasta make it yours.

>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert
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BITCH SOUNDS LIKE HES IN THE VOID
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>>79474768
first time i've heard it ever
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>>79474752
10-4 Robert
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How come nobody has called in complaining about a big guy crashing a car then leaving someone in the wreckage
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>>79474824
Bye mate, you'll be missed.
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Homeland security. Kebab?
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>>79474747
No, you fuck off with that right now.
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>>79474824
YO

i gotcha family
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>>79474745
Looks to be a pretty good looking guy, don't blame him.

Also what the fuck can mostly american /pol/tards do to some guy who's listening to a Chicago police scanner in Alberta
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>>79474692
There are powerful forces beckoning me.

Tread lightly.
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>>79474780
its actually real what the fuck
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>>79474781

>Mini Cooper

Say what you will about the gays but they don't commit many crimes
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>>79474847
sheriff took care of it
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GETTING LITTLE JAM PACKED
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IF YOU DONE JUS LET EM STOP CUMMIN INNNN!!
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>>79474824
Bye OP!
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>stop lettin em come in if u done
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THIS CUNT TOOK HER MONEY
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>>79474824

We appreciate the service you've provided, thank you anon.
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>>79474906
Nah, but they make great victims.
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>>79474906
>Orange Mini Cooper
Flamers
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TOOK OUR MONEY
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Thank you op
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>>79474898

I will be listening to the Roberts but too comfy to post.

Good night Robert.
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Trucker took bitches money hahahahahaha
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>>79474943
RIP
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>>79474824
OP is bro. Bye bro, Robert.
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>stoppers gonna come out of the drain in a minute
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>>79474980
10-4 have a nice lunch Robert
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New Thread when?
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>>79474906
Sodomy crimes, though..
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>>79475047
Sewer Nigger strikes again
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>>79475026
Robert robert.
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>>79475057
50 posts
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>>79475057
i'll bake when we hit 270
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>>79475057

pls wait until more than 350 posts.

these threads go so fast already`
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>>79475057
At 300+ replies Robert
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 77

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