I drew this wonderful picture of this man at work today. when I finished I looked to my left and i saw this frog staring directly at me.. what does this mean??
>>79469622
Kek has blessed you.
>>79469622
Kek has acknowledged you.
>>79469622
You've been blessed by Kek, friend.
>>79469622
WITNESSED irl
>>79469622
That hand symbol that Trump does should be the symbol of kek like how ISIS points to the sky.
>>79469622
KEK BLESSES YOU AND TRUMP
PRAISE KEK
>>79469622
Something good, I've been encountering more frogs lately
>>79469622
y u do dis
>>79469622
You are the chosen one.
>>79469622
TIME STAMP
so you work as an art teacher or something OP? might get fired if some cuck sees it and gets triggered
>>79470073
Trump is the chosen one
I stepped on a frog by accident once. It made a horrible sound as it died. It was an accident. My girlfriend cried.
What does this mean?
>>79470357
Damn.
>>79469622
>>79469711
>>79469822
>>79469622
KEK HAS CHOSEN. DUBS.
KEK WILLS IT
>>79469622
Praise Kek, memes be upon him
There is a fat frog that has taken up permanent residence on my back porch. He sits near the light at night time. Sometimes I hold him, he never seems to freak out. I just sit him back down in his spot after a while and he goes back to catching bugs. Been doing this for 3 weeks now.
>>79470357
Kill yourself, you disgusting scumbag, fuck you.
>>79470794
You have been blessed.
I saw a very light green frog today in my back yard
My dogger tried to eat him but I let him escape. Weird cuz I usually only see leopard frogs here
What's it meme?
>>79470699
God damnit man. I hope Kek brings back Hitler for ww3, it's going to suck ass if the antagonists are Merkel and Junker.
>>79469622
Kek has blessed you
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>>79469622
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>>79470699
his will be done
>>79469622
>>79469711
>>79469822
>>79470699
KEK APPROVES OF THIS THREAD!
PRAISE KEK WITNESS ME NIGGERS
Don't ask what Kek can do for you;
Ask what you can do for Kek.
>>79469711
>>79469822
>>79470699
You are doomed.
>>79469622
The Dubs of Kek have been spake.
>>79473999
C H O S E N O N E
>>79469622
You've been fucking blessed holy shit
>>79469622
Our Kek on 4chan, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is on the chan. Give us this day our daily memes, and forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from normiehood. Amen
Is Qek / Kek actually real, guys?
We've seen so many signs lately.
Is it possible that there is really a frog god of chaos living somewhere in the internet?
>>79474946
Tulpa effect
>>79474998
what
also kek em
>>79469622
>>79469711
>>79469822
>>79470699
>>79473999
WITNESSED
PRAISE KEK
Kek is everyone, you cannot escape the innumerable forces of chaos that are at his commands. we have been promised to rise from the ashed once we destroy this decadent society with the help of Kek, the one true chaos God
>>79469622
Not making this up.
We get green tree frogs here in Australia, lovely little guys.
But this was weird.
It rained a bit, so the frogs were croaking as usual.
I posted in a thread on /pol/ somewhere and got trips, three 1's, first time in ages, my post itself was praising kek. I looked up and there were 3 frogs on my window above me, all croaking.
They were lined up, like three 1's.
I legit had a moment.
If post ends in 0 happening will be in 2016
>>79473999
blessed are thou
>>79470357
kek shall smite you
I'm truly starting to believe in Qek/Kek. The signs are just too prevalent.
I hope to QEK that Qek blesses us with a San Andreas quake that doesn't do any damage besides splitting Commiefornia into the ocean, while also triggering a Yellow Stone eruption which does nothing besides hurl ash north into Canada, killing Dude Weed Trudeau. All after Trump is elected, ofc ;^)
>i killed an orange frog by throwing it yesterday
>>79475593
WITNESSED
I AM BLESSED
IT SHALL HAPPEN
DUBBS BE WITH US ALL
QEK/KEK WILLS IT
>>79475593
>I'm truly starting to believe in Qek/Kek. The signs are just too prevalent.
I'm beginning to think this way too
Is Kek worship going to turn unironic?
>>79475394
Meme magic my friend
>>79475154
you start noticing it more because you think you might notice it everywhere. if you think about how many red cars there are, you might notice a fuckload of red cars
WHAT IS HAPPENING GUYS?
>>79475656
Everything turns unironic sooner or later on 4chan.
>>79475656
I think so, honestly. It will happen in literal days if Hillary is indicted by Wednesday.
Also, if Kek is real, does that mean that all of the ancient Egyptian gods were real, too? And if so, is Kek(along with all of the other ancient Egyptian gods) allowing niggers to overrun the west because they actually were kangz?
>>79475394
>>79475593
Imagine something like this happened after people jokingly prayed for stuff like this. It would change the course of our civilization for centuries to come
WITNESS ME
>>79475394
Fuckin nice, dude
>>79475593
Stop it I live in Washington and don't need to be fucked with a San Andreas fault line earthquake.
Kek is with us.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY KEK
MEME MAGIC WILL COME TO YOU ONLY IF YOU POST 'TOP KEK' AND A PICTURE OF PEPE
>>79475837
It's going to happen sooner or later, swear to the God of my current faith(Protestantism).
As I noted before, since kek is is Egyptian, will we have to start worshiping all of the other ancient Egyptian gods too?
>>79475909
Same :/
>>79475909
>Which is why I said the only damage it would do would be causing Commiefornia to drift into the ocean, as well as causing Yellowstone to erupt but it would only effect Canada
I've got friends in Washington bro I gotchu fammunition
>>79475284
this kind of shit makes me believe.
all of those gets praising kek
/tv/ has proven meme magic is real some time ago
That is the least friendliest frog I have ever seen. That's a bad omen man. You gonna get poopoo peped
>>79469622
Kek has blessed this thread
also >>79476163 wtf 2spooky4me tbtophwyf
>>79476455
PRAISE BE
>>79476455
Checked and praised.
Praise repeating digits
>>79469622
Is that you Ben Garrison?
kek doesn't exist you fags. my non dubs prove this
>>79476500
>>79476499
>>79476455
>>79476654
>>79474946
No, it's just newfaggots spreading their newfaggotry. This kind of maymaygod shit belongs on 9gag.
>>79476455
kek is among us lads.
So what is the greatest thing about living under the reign of a frog? What's the greatest magic to be memed?
The profound Vatrachean Doctrine will be written by us, and us alone. PRAISE QEQ
>>79476102
t-thanks, kek will spare you
>>79476455
nice
>>79476685
I got u covered bro
>>79476689
heretic
>>79476689
kek spurns you
>>79476650
>66
Umm...
>>79469622
get out of san diego
>>79476722
The greatest thing is checking those dubs.
KEK IS FUCKING REAL
>>79476832
my anti-dubs prove kek is fake!
https://youtu.be/itxdJ1ci2g4
Thread theme holy shit
>>79473999
Triple blessing 9f Kek
>>79477028
Will trump be elected president?
>>79476722
The Rise of God Emperor Donald Trump, hallowed be his name
>>79469711
PRAISE KEK! MAY HE REIGN FOREVER!
>>79475656
What if all the dubs in this thread were gifted from Qek/Kek to his true followers? The ones who honestly, in the bottom of their heart, believe in him?
>>79477123
>77
>77 - Yes
jsd;lkvjifjeksalfnmwqkjflkes
>>79477028
Will Hillary Clinton be indicted before November?
>>79477123
>Will trump be elected GOD-EMPEROR?
FTFY
>>79469711
>>79469622
Praise Kek, vote Trump
>>79477200
>77 - Yes
>00 - Better not tell you
What did he mean by this?
>>79477289
>77
>77 - Yes
I'm fucking speechless guys meme magic is real we literally occult hive-minded Kek into reality
>>79477028
Will Hofer win the re-vote?
>>79469622
>>79469711
>>79469822
>>79470699
>>79476455
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>>79476499
>>79477200
Kek is growing stronger, He has begun materializing in the physical world. His true power level has yet to be reached.
>>79475452
>>79477309
>>79477309
>77 - Yes
Once again, we literally occult hive-minded Kek and Trump into existence. I am ready for the wall and for generations of frog-worship.
>>79476961
And these dubs prove you are on the wrong side of progress.
>>79469622
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>>79473999
>>79475577
>>79476455
>>79476500
>>79476499
>>79476722
>>79477200
check'd and kek'd
>>79477028
nigger?
>>79475909
>>79477309
REEEEEEEEEE
2 times have my end post number been the same
>>79477391
>77
>77 - Yes
HE IS GROWING STRONGER
>>79477499
>>79477511
>>79477028
Will europe turn into a caliphate?
>>79477459
how long till the mudshits start hunting down frog worshippers?
>>79477028
Will Australia be able to remove all kebab?
>>79477028
Will Bill Clinton sell out his wife?
>>79477593
I doubt it
>>79475649
Fuck you, you 22-year-old nogunz faggot.
>>79477028
Have we materialized you into the real world, Lord Qek/Kek?
Double piety from me if I get a second set of dubbs: Will you allow the white man to rise once more?
>>79477456
>>79475452
Hillary will be arrested on Thursday, July 7th. 7/7 will be the day Kek blesses us all and seals a Trump victory in November. Dubs will rule the US and we will have our first shitposting president
>>79477721
>777
LORD QEK I FEEL YOUR PRESENCE
WILL YOU LET THE WHITE MAN RISE ONCE MORE!?
>>79476499
>>79477499
Kek rewards the faithful!
>>79475394
top fucking stuff m8
but how do you manage to come off with a burger accent?
>>79475975
fuck off normie poser
>>79477028
Was Bill Clinton negotiating with Loretta Lynch on a plea bargain deal for Hillary?
>>79476689
Careful you don't catch fire from kek's dragon breath, leaf.
>>79477832
>77
So it has been written, and so it shall be done.
Praise be upon him.
Which makes me think... Qek/Kek my lord, will we see the destruction of Islam by 2100?
>>79477767
praise him and let it be so
>>79477028
Will the federal reserve finally crash the dollar soon?
>>79477767
>77767
Not
>77777
Disappointed to be perfectly honest famalam
>>79477767
So let it be written.
So let it be done.
7
>>79477028
Will Trump stop the NAU?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4mb6gzu60U
I love this man
The fact that the worship of an occult-revived ancient Egyptian god reborn in the form of a frog meme was born on an anime image board is just great. What a time to be alive.
Meme magic is more real than you know.
>>79476689
>A Fucking Leaf
Lord Qek/Kek, I ask, with Soros now openly criticizing Merkel for messing up the invasion plan, will Merkel be thrown to the Arab wolves by the elites sooner or later?
>>79469622
The devil is out to get you
>>79472891
Mediocre.
>>79477618
The second they do is the second mudshits start existing only in history books, curios, and relics.
LORD KEK
PLEASE GIVE TRUMP THE STRENGTH HE NEEDS TO VANQUISH CROOKED HILLARY
>>79478469
SECOND
>>79478140
the more red pilled you get the less crazy this becomes
>we joke about kek now
>in a hundred years everyone forgets it was a 4chan meme
>he will have a serious religious following
>>79469622
Kek has sent his blessing
It's strange, I keep seeing frogs on my windows at night ever since I started supporting Trump.
>>79469622
Kek is telling you he is aware!
>>79477028
Will Trump win?
>>79478588
>88 - Don't count on it
:(
LORD KEK, SHALL YOUR NAME RING OUT THROUGHOUT THE AGES, YOUR SECRET ORIGINS HIDDEN IN THE DEEPEST OF ANCIENT INTERNET RECORDS FOR ALL THE FUTURE TO LOOK BACK ON SHOULD THEY DIG HARD ENOUGH FOR THE ORIGIN OF THEIR RELIGION?
>>79478850
>88 - Don't count on it
Apparently, Kek does not count on his name going mainstream into a real religion. Perhaps he will serve his most devout on this website secretly?
>>79478767
Already been answered, on the oct 7s.
>>79474257
IM COMING
>>79478519
Yeah your right but his rants are still hilarious to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68yP0imJkek
He also calls himself the Pummeler of Niggers.
All hail Kek.
Trump will win.
K E K
E E
K E K
>>79478588
If singles kek isnt real CHECK EM
Kek will meme The Emperor into the White House and Kek will protect him throughout his long and illustrious presidency
Praise Kek
>>79477028
Will I, or any man, learn ever to harness the grace of your meme magic?
In case anyone missed it:
>ID: QEK
>77777777
>Trump will win
>>79477028
Will I be your champion?
>>79469622
Even the ID has repeating letters.
Here is a rare Pepe and a (You).
>>79479477
Looks like it from here
>>79470357
>Mfw I used to kill and torture frogs as a kid but I might have accidentally killed kek
>>79477028
will i encounter a lot of money soon?
May Kek's meme ripple through his cosmos as a frog's croak ripples through his pond.
>>79469711
I didn't know Aussies worked at 7-11s too..
>>79479621
You can't kill Kek you silly leaf, you only make him stronger
When one of us go on a spree and an hero, make sure to be carrying a frog statue in your pocket
Kek please help me sleep
His blessings are eternal
>>79479621
>he thinks he could kill Kek.
Kek is eternal
Kek bless us.
So it is true then, Kek is here
>>79479477
So be it says Kek
>>79477028
Are the globalists going to win ?
>>79479621
If you kill your enemies, they win.
>>79479735
shut up retard youre going to get us designated
Kek is as real as my dubs. Stop worshipping a false god.
>>79477028
Is /pol/ satire?
>>79475653
You didn't get d.u.b.s but check these
>>79480815
I shall repent for my egotistical ways
>>79469622
PRAISE THE ONE TRUE LORD, OUR MIGHT KEK
Hmmm
*BEEP BEEP*
FOLLOWERS OF NONEXISTENT KEK WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
MODS WILL SOON ARRIVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRIMETHINK
>>79480788
>>79479035
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68yP0imJkek
>68yP0imJkek
>kek
PRAISE
>>79477943
I think he's been disbarred from practicing law, so he might not be able to negotiate that.
>Will vote for Trump
>Saw two frogs in yard, able to catch one and hold it and it didn't mind.
>Brother was visiting, is not voting for trump trump
>Frog immediately pissed all over his hand when I handed frog to him before he let the frog go.
Praise Kek.
>>79469622
What the kind of shitty job do you have?
>>79480788
Well that settles that meme
>>79477028
Will Hillary go to jail?
>>79481500
What could this mean?
>>79469622
CHOSEN
>>79477028
Suff my utt?
HAIL KEK
kek comes
>this bread
>my face
>>79481578
It means Kek wants to surprise us
>Not keeping a pet frog as a kek familiar
>not keeping it in a small shrine to kek
>not throwing dice near it to get oracular luck
Reminder that were all gonna end up smashing frogs with a brick when this is all over
>>79477028
Will I find a beautiful redpilled wife one day, hopefully soon?
The elite fear kek
>>79469622
Means you did good son
>>79483036
You are already dead.
>>79469622
>>79469711
>>79469822
KEK IS A RELIGION OF PEACE DEATH TO THOSE WHO INSULT KEK
>>79470357
Means you've been cursed bastard
>tfw tried to keep random wild frog as pet and it died almost instantly ;_;
>>79470794
Pics or it never happened
>>79469622
COME ON
Remember that toriko's GOD turned out to be a frog.
>>79477028
PLEASE
>>79475593
Roll for Quakechan
>>79475837
That is the nature of kek/chaos/meme magic. The will of collective consciousness.
>>79475909
You won't be fucked by the quake, you'll be fucked by your volcano going off sparking the quake.
>>79469622
>>79476163
This is the by product of collective consciousness if you meme hard enough. Same with India and the poo in loo meme. Loe and behold stories came out of poo raining from the skies in India and an Indian politician or journalist by the name of Madam Poo falling into an open sewer, only to come out unscathed lmao
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, KEK, PLEASE!
>>79484244
Sheeeeeeeeeeit
>>79476722
Trump, it's always darkest before the Don.
>>79469711
Epic
>>79484288
Dubs that are double the previous dubs.
Impressive.
>>79484333
>>79484288
>>79484244
The End is truly near, huh?
>>79476006
I think out of all the advancements and achievements of any kinds of culture in the history of the world, Egyptians have always been the most suspect
Nothing ever really adds up.
Perhaps you're right and that all of their Gods were more than just fake words and ways to control the masses
We need more polytheism in this world anyway
>>79484244
>>79484288
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS, KEK!
>>79480881
Neat
>>79481153
Hehehe
Who is he going to vote for, hillary? Cuck
>>79482871
Best frogs for pet? Can I go to a pet store and get a frog? Also kek shrine example?
I was in the break room today, when an old episode of Unsolved Mysteries came on. The subject: a strange object covered in what appeared to be hieroglyphics that fell from the sky and crashed near Kecksberg.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecksburg_UFO_incident
meme magic isn't real.
>>79476006
The secret is to find out what other Egyptian gods you already worship. Look up cat god Bast/Bastet. Bast = based. Basically the Bast is to kek as Wojak is to pepe
>>79484881
"How can meme magic be real if our memes aren't real?" -Weedman, 2016
>>79477028
will I have the three way?
>>79484826
Several articles were written about the fireball in science journals. The February 1966 issue of Sky & Telescope reported that the fireball was seen over the Detroit-Windsor area at about 4:44 p.m. EST.
>4:44 pm
GUYS
>>79484881
You would have got trips if you weren't a heretic
>>79477028
...
>>79477028
fag
>>79469711
First post Kekd post
Check these dubs
>>79485147
kek is dead.
>>79484826
How long has the government been hiding meme magic from us?
KOK has come for your dubs. Renounce your faith in KEK and give yourself to the Dark Prince of memes,
KOK
>>79485305
>>79485305
>>79485426
>>79485030
Holy pilgrimage to Kecksburg when?
>>79476737
>Homestuck
If you're rich enough for terrible webcomics, you're rich enough to start paying back what you owe.
>>79484826
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