>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
>>79467838
TEEEN-FOUR, ROBERT
Is 81R a sandnigger?
>>79467838
First
Black a-koo-ruh
first for Robert, Robert.
yea 10-4
> DRUNK DRIVER
niggers gonna start swerving
first for dispatch
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls
>drunk driver almost hit three cars
>man slapped daughter and wife
>fight in movie theatre?
I'm eating god-tier BBQ and drinking Yuengling on my patio while listening to Chiraq's police scanner. I'm /comfy/ as fuck, Robert.
>people biking in a movie thearter
>>79467838
IF REPEATERS DEATH TOLL REACHES 30 THIS WEEKEND CHECK EM
first for ROBERT
>meanwhile in Chicago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB6HbKD8_uo
Who can't wait to take a drink here
> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
come on, stop using the same pics
is that a poo in loo cop I hear?
I have such a huge boner when the sassy white dispatch talks
>>79467838
where is Lady Rosa?
>>79467970
>suspect claims he's just waiting for a mate
>>79467838
WA FAG BINGO GENERAL CHECKING IN
>98642
Smoking weed enjoying the Roberts doing gods will. I PRAY 4 KEK TO WATCH OVER ALL OUR ROBERTS.
Chicago Late Night Edition
Burglar alarm second story!!!
We got niggers with ladders!
>>79468000
>>79467999
Two trips in row
KEK is among us, Robert
Mfw i almost got hit by the dumb niggers in the acura on my way home tonight.
>>79467838
MODS!
consider a sticky.
these threads ain't going to slow down.
>>79467999
>>79468000
praise kek
>>79467838
get new pictures please
>>79467999
he stops niggers by shooting their air jordans with a gun that shoots his sons shit
we don't come out just for pics
>t-thanks for your help
Can't sleep, drinking beer and getting comfy playing bingo.
>>79467838
#MAGA
>>79467943
Thanks for the pregame coverage, m8.
>gangbangers
kek
Any U-Haul shenanigans yet?
>>79468070
make the OC faggot
>Possible gang banger mentioned
Another one off the bingo list
>Gangbangers on Poplar
>>79467992
Should note that the pit bull attack was fatal
>>79467989
TOO REAL
TOO REAL
TOO REAL
TOO REAL
TOO REAL
>>79467943
>> Couple having sex on top of car
Do you ever wish you could be a normie just for a day? I want to have sex on top of a car.
>NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU
>*GETS MORE SASSY*
nobody can hear you
>im practically screaming (whispering)
[triggered]
>>79468062
Robert was watching over you
>>79468065
MODS!
We know you're in hear listening along with us, time to sticky I thinks.
>im practically screeman
SASSY BLACK DISPATCHER DETECTED
"No one can hear you."
"I copy that, I'm practically screaming."
>I'm practically screaming
>clearly talking in an inside voice
I bracilly screamin.. I let the techs know..
>>79467929
Oy vey! You dirty Nazi
>>79467838
10-4 roberts
>>79468110
He's on the hunt for the sewer-nigger
>>79468065
Consider suicide.
>Alarm set off
Can't this department at LEAST afford a passable radio system?
>>79468099
>HE MADE THE PURPLE ONE
>HE ALSO GOT DUBS
Checked your keys, Robert.
>Black man shoving grandmother
>>79468102
No prob, guy who was doing it stopped for some reason. I'll keep on it for now.
>>79468126
Consider it changed
>>79468131
Fucked on the hood of my mark V, its not that great m8.
>>79468161
YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST SCANDINAVIAN FLAG NORWAY BRO
> WITNESS GONE, SHE NO LONGER WANTS POLICE
well alrighty then
>>79468208
>le suicide meme
comfy as fuck, thanks to the anon that posted this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9SgGKvVps
>3 little boys
>threw wet rag
kek
THREE LITTLE BOYS
wet rag
3 BOYS HARRASSING CARS
>three little boys
>wet rag
b-but bedtime
WET RAG ON SUN ROOF CONFIRMED
> wet rag thrown on sunroof near freeway
>gave that bitch the ol' wet rag on the sunroof
WE DON'T COME OUT FOR PICTURES, BUT WE'LL COME OUT FOR WET RAGS
>three little boys harassing passing cars at midnight
is this city even real
WET RAG ON SUNROOF
>wetrag
1995 listeners.
when we break 2K shit will start to get hot
>3 little boys harassing cars, one threw wet rag on woman's sunroof
wet rag in the sunroof
>>79468234
That was me. I work late on the weekends, kek.
By all means, carry on!
LITTLE BOYS THROWING WET RAGS IN SUNROOFS
CHICAGO HAS FALLEN APART
Where are their God damn parents?
>THREE LITTLE PORCH MONKEYS HARRASIN WHITE HONEST TO GOD DRIVERS ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM WORK
wet rag on sunroof?...
>3 young boys
>wet rag
sounds like a normal night in Chiraq
I'll bet that wet rag was soaked in cum.
Fun fact: Nigger boys get their sex crimes on from an early age to built street cred.
>>79468270
Damn I love these threads!
>three little boys harrasiing traffic
>threw a wet rag on someone's car
Bet it was fucking piss
>>79468222
This feed is probably from someone with a Software Define Radio cast.
>Gangbangers
>>79468318
kek
GANGBANGERS
G A N G B A N G E R S
nothing further
Nigglets throwing shit at cars
>>79468346
>Read it in his voice
Ahahahahaha
>>79468338
Shit just got real.
>gangbangers
>>79468346
I'm still shocked they ever let that show on TV.
>>79467989
perfect
>10-15 gangbangers skulking about
>>79468320
Always.
>>79468318
kek
lol gangbangers
>>79468161
Juden!
>Bbq situation still not defused
>mfw
these cops are heroes holy shit
> DOMESTIC ON BEACH
This litteraly happened yesterday
B B Q FIIIIIIIIITE
How many cops does Chiraq have holy shit
BBQ equipment... o shit
Helicopter on the case....lighting niggers up. Fighting with BBQ equipment...throwing ribs at each other
>>79468340
You were doing god's work anon. I'm here to please.
Does anyone remember where they said the gangbangers were?
>Neighbors are fighting in the backyard with the barbeque equipment
This is pissing me off, this shit won't play on my tablet
>fighting in the back yard.
>...with barbecue equipment.
WHAT?! fighting with bbq equipment is this real life?
FIGHTING WITH BARBECUE EQUIPMENT
fighting with bbq equipment
Serving no purpose.
Serving no purpose here
I have to piss, but I don't want to miss anything robert.
wait, fighting WITH the bbq equipment?
>fighting with barbecue equipment
You guys are idiots
HAMS CHECK IN
73 OM's
fighting with barbecue equipment?
>>79468491
Chicago anon detected
BE SAFE OUT THERE
>>79468495
73 de Robert
>i wish I had more info
> PEOPLE SELLING DRUGS IN WHITE CAR
>tfw nigs ruin everything they touch
>>79468491
why's that?
>people smokin drugs in a white car
SMOKIN DRUGS
>I wish I had more info
you and me both
>>79468491
10-4 Check your keys
>im practically screaming
FIGHTING AT THE COOKOUT
new proposed thread theme boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnNLodiKKyc
>>79468491
Fuck you bitch
>I wish I had more info but there is nothing there, thanks.
>>79468538
>>79468495
73 de ROMEO OSCAR BRAVO ECHO ROMEO TANGO
Daily reminder THAT THERE ARE AS MANY COPS IN CHICAGO AS IN THE WHOLE OF MASSACHUSETTS
WAHT THE FUCK
>>79468445
Download a police scanner app faggot thats what i did
Chicago cop blog if anyone is interested
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
>>79468495
I really want to get my license and get up and running with at least a handheld to go with my plate carrier.
comfy muzak for background
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9SgGKvVps
http://poal.me/nwbens
http://poal.me/nwbens
http://poal.me/nwbens
>Barbecue
>Barbeque
Is this regional? Or is it just education?
>>79468624
its in OP too.
>>79468603
low energy
use https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvSfqBJi0ss
>>79468615
CQ CQ CQ ROBERT CQ 80 METERS CQ ROBERT CQ CQ CQ
>>79468443
>You were doing god's work anon. I'm here to please.
Our sacrifice is noble, our cause is just, anon.
>BARBEQUE
OFFICER GOMEZ
>>79468491
>1 post by this ID
>who's gonna take that
>robert
>10-4
what a bro
>boing
>>79468687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
>>79468740
In Robert we trust.
>mfw ill never get to slay nogs in Chiraq
>>79468687
This amiga music makes me want to drive to chiraq and turn vigilante
>>79468740
>robert
he killing it tongiht
SHOOTS FIRED
shots fired
>>79468725
> 1 post by this id
#RealRobertHours
>burglar alarm sounded, interior motion sensor set off as well(?)
>SHOTS FIRED CALL
>>79468643
Regional.
>>79468491
As of yesterday 1,930 people have been shot in Chiraq so far this year.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/media/ct-six-months-shootings-video-20160630-premiumvideo.html
>>79468740
Robert is the Hero this city deserves
>>79468796
>>79468797
DRINK
finally drink anon can start
>SLOW IT DOWN ON COHEN
Gotta let it steep before the cops roll in.
>>79468529
Seriously, you guys have never been to Chicago. I'm just salty because I've lived in Chicago for a decade it's a beautiful city and I love it and I hope everyone gets a chance to experience it
>>79468799
>1 post by this ID
>>79468799
> 1 post by this id
>>79468687
10 4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>>79468799
>47 chromosomes by this ID
>>79468623
No, Broadcastify wants to make me pay for this shit
Any rental trucks tonight, Uhaul possibly Penske?
LAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRY
please respond
LARRY WILLIAMS
GIVE ME (You)'S FOR MEME MAGIC TO SUMMON LARRY
>7 shots fired from green SUV
SEVEN SHOTS FIRED!!!!!
this clearly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3clN6wAvFM
7 shots
shots fired again
officer williums officer williums
>SHOTS FIRED!
Now it's a party!
>posting this from the last thread
>best thing in the world this
hey guys, this will be my only post
SHOTS FIRED!
is officer williams working tonight??
Why not ask if officer brown is working?
>7 SHOTS FIRED FROM SHITTY GREEN CAR
we git ourselves a drive-by boyz, Robert
>7 shots fired from a green SUV
OFFICER LARRY WILLIAMS
>>79468840
it's shit unless it's too cold for nigs to nog
t. suburbs
>>79468840
Oh fuck off mate I been to chicago, I thought ti was pretty nice and i hate to see all this crime by dumbfucks and cops busting their ass trying to contain it all.
>>79468905
(You)
>>79468874
i can listen on my iphone
>>79468880
Penske. All the uhauls have been stolen already.
Finally, take a drink lads
>robert?
>robert?
>pls?
>robert?
>>79468874
Scanner Radio app, dude. Broadcastify blows dicks.
>>79468840
taco burrito king
>scanner listeners over 2000
>shots fired
>I fucking called it
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>WA FAGS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
Damn it Williams where the fuck are you?
What did she mean by "We don't come out for pictures?"
>>79468840
I lived in Lincoln Park.
Chicago is a shithole with too many people in it.
2000 listeners on broadcastify
in robert we trust
Has anyone tried a different city to see if they have good actions also?
Is LA, Baltimore, or NYC as good?
>>79468840
Been there thrice, it's a fucking turd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3HbxIRvAjw
>walking through the streets of Chiraq like
>shots fired
SHOTS IN THE AREA
shots fired
shots fired shots fired
Just started, finally!
shots fired x3
More shots fired.
>>79468991
what are wa fags
fireworks pussies
>>79469071
CHICAGO ONLY
REEEEEE
>>79468959
Why so mad at me? I just want people to understand that chiraq isn't so bad
>Shots fired on Hamilton
NOTHING FURTHER
>>79469071
no where has the demographic and economic situation that chicago has.
other towns are sometimes fun, but nothing is crazy like this.
>SHOTS FIRED ON HAMILTON
>>79468840
I've been to Chicago, the nice part is nice, the shitty part is extra shitty.
>>79468999
They're too busy to send an officer out just to take photographs due to all the nogs killing each other.
>>79469071
I remember at one point there was a Detroit thread
>>79469045
> CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
> hide yo kids hide yo wife
> MEMES
>>79468982
Just started working out of nowhere
>>79468999
I wasn't really paying close attention to the discussion, but my guess is that unit responded to a robbery call, was looking at a lot of broken shit, was probably new. Called dispatch for some detectives to come out and take pictures because he's new and doesn't know they don't send out people just for pictures when the perp isn't even in custody.
>>79469135
Not even Detroit?
>>79469105
dudes from the best state in the union muh brother.
who /butlerplan/ here?
>>79469105
IT'S ALMOST 11 PM.
FRIDAY NIGHT.
4TH OF JULY WEEKEND.
ALL THIS SHIT SO FAR WAS A WARM UP.
SHIT IS ABOUT TO KICK OFF, LADS
Nig nog doesn't have the key. TO WHAT?
FOOT PURSUIT!
>>79468971
I just want to get to the bottom of the UHAUL phenomenon, why they're so drawn to use UHAUL trucks, the attraction they have to them, sick part is 2 out of the 3 UHAULs were crashes.
WE GOT A RUNNER!
>running noises
foot pursuit??!!!!!
FOOT PURSSSSSUIIIIIIIIIIIT BOISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>79469183
>>79469188
Nice, godspeed my Northwestern brethern
so does anybody give a shit about that guy running for his life?
Can't wait for July 4
>>79469175
debt riot is a low population center. has crimes, but smaller turnover.
>>79469105
The Washington Faggots. They're the team that "plays" the Harlem Globetrotters.
>running sounds
THIS SHIT GETTING LIT TONIGHT
BUCKLE UP FOR THE WEEKEND BOYS
>>79469071
I tried listening to LAPD central dispatch; I was able to understand the discussion better because I'm from LA and accents are regional, but there was a lot less shit going down.
I'm sure there's a decent bit of shit on weekends, though.
>>79468999
nice trips
>>79469251
hahahha this.
>Partner's in back yard
>>79468630
You can do it! Hamexam.org and a few short weeks of studying free materials is all you need!
>shante says
>>79469175
maybe baltimore
>man named black is selling crack
fucking kek
DRINKING SMOKING WEED HAVE GUNS
The dude with the nunchucks from earlier should bust into the BBQ party and start a proper budget chinese kung-fu fight scene.
>Male named Wag selling weed
>drunk
>smoking weed
>selling crack
>have guns
I love Chiraq.
Guns Crack and Weed
