2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke.
* Hosted in Rio, Brazil, a third world country
* Rio had to beg the government for more money to fund Olympics
* Brazil as a country is currently experiencing massive recession (worst one since 1930s), shrank -5.4% last year
* Political instability and economic crisis
* Ongoing Zika outbreak that tourists will catch and spread world-wide
* The waters surrounding Rio are heavily polluted and raw sewage is leaked directly into the waters. Olympic athletes that have trained have already gotten sick en masse
* Dead body parts washed up in the shores where Olympic volleyball teams are training
* "a doping scandal in which Brazil's only testing lab was suspended"
* Police officers are not getting paid
* High crime that became even higher because not enough funds to pay police officers
* Athletes from around the world coming to Rio have already been mugged at gun-point
* Construction not close to done and there's a little over a month left until Olympics start
* Designers, constructor, and supervisor of the buildings are all one group, when usually three separate groups. Said they have cut corners and ignored protocols to speed construction up
* Transportation and facilities not done, "metro project just four days before the Olympics begin"
* Athletes are refusing to attend Olympics due to Zika/pollution
* Locals are anxious whether or not it's worth it, similar to 2014 FIFA world cup facilities, built but never used again
* Shot dead the Rio Olympics mascot (a real jaguar)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9abD5pp-Tg
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/28/americas/brazil-olympics-rio-budget/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Summer_Olympics
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/30/americas/rio-olympics-body-parts-found/
>>79467405
>an argentinian girl is going to carry the torch cos she is famous on twitter
noice
This is going to be the happening of 2016.
These Olympics were granted on purely social justice grounds. There were several qualified cities in contention, but none of them were (((diverse))) and run by a former communist feminist rebel.
The IOC is worse than FIFA
Is it to late to relocate them to London? They still have the installations I believe
>>79468230
>not the glorious usa where we have any number of facilities
Brazil is a shithole? huh never would've guessed
>>79468230
Too white.
Maybe in another decade or two after London is taken over by Pakis, then it will be diverse and inclusive enough for Olympics to be held there
>>79468563
Rio in particular makes it all entertaining to watch.
Shit is falling apart so fast for them that I actually feel sorry for them.
In the Us the Jew Media talk about Rio as a good City or they're RedPilled ?
>>79468230
Monaco would be neat
>>79468757
News reports it as the shithole it is. Seen travel shows saying "ohhhh so fantastic! Much Christ the redeemer, much Carnival!" However.
>>79467405
You missed one thing:
We all know that Rio is going to file for bankruptcy this year
Race relations will only improve because of this.
True/false?
hue hue powah
>>79467405
>2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke.
We know that, and there isn't a single day that I don't pray for Allah to bless us with a terrorist attack from ISIS during the Olympics.
>>79469376
Favelados vs. sandniggers would be 11/10.
I think it's great, it's 2016 after all and these are the elite athletes of the world!?
If they can't deal with pinhead disease, garbage piles, muggings and what not while competing, they are not truly elites. I grow tired of all this molly coddling, live and let die.
>>79469205
False. You can't use the word improve in a sentence that includes/refers to Rio, except: "Rio is a clear example that some things never improve".
>>79467618
>>79467765
>>79468658
>>79468757
>>79469100
>>79469376
>>79469438
What's it actually like to live in a third world country? Not trying to be mean, legit curious.
>>79467405
Only the dengue mosquito got prepared to this Olympics, the past year he only passed 1 disease, now he passes like 3 diseases.
>>79468360
this
we got hundred million dollar stadiums gathering enough dust to make diamonds soon. fucking retards whoever picked brazil
>>79467405
>2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke
No shit, tell us something we don't know since 2009.
Also, you've forgot to mention that after the Olympics the world's eyes will be turned away from us and the Rio will turn into something even worse than Gaza and the West Bank with the army itself intervining to keep the order.
>>79469643
depressing at best
>>79469643
I live in a rich gated community, barely leave the house, and I've been a NEET ever since I finished uni. I have no idea what happens out there besides what goes on in the news.
How good is security? I wouodnt touvh the olympics with a 400 mile pole. Shit is gonna be habbening
>>79469643
All memes aside, Brazil isn't so bad, it's just the most populous cities that are pretty shitty to live due crime and overcrowding.
You can live pretty well and peacefully anywhere else that isn't the Southeast and the regions around São Paulo.
>>79469643
i only hate the dirty streets and graffiti everywhere, other than that pretty normal
>>79469852
>>79469838
That's really sad
I hope this event helps you and your country on some level
>>79469864
H A B B E N I N G S S O O N
This is going to be great. I'm already stockpilling my rare Ron Pauls.
>>79467405
I can't wait for this trainwreck.
>>79467765
They said this during Confederations Cup and then before the World Cup . . .
dont waste my motherfucking time Hue.
I prefer to stay bluepilled, thanks. It will be somewhat fine. Anyways, Rio is a piece of shit and always were. São Paulo is way superior.
>>79469643
Living in cities here is shit. They are violent, overcrowded and full of leftcucks. The countryside (with the exception of the Northeast) is pretty comfy and safe.
>>79467405
>the other black people in the picture didn't chimp out and one of them even threw water at the kid
That's why the white guy was able to defend himself.
>>79468774
Do they even have room for the facilities? Monaco is a tiny-ass place.
It would have to be like a team effort between the Cote d'Azur with Nice doing a lot of the heavy lifting and Monaco just leading the effort symbolically.
I mean basically the whole country is visible in this one photo, and their single football stadium and the practice field dominates the view.
>>79469922
>I hope this event helps you and your country on some level
>this event
>olympics
>Rio de Janeiro
Only if that ignites even more separatists
>>79469922
>sad
What, it's not sad, my life is quite amazing. Do you know how great it is to be born rich, >white in a closed rich community in third world shit holes?
>>79470052
I was one of the hues saying the world cup was not a happening, and no one listened to me. But the way things got worse so fast in Rio, trust me, there is shit going down.
>>79469852
>>79469879
>>79469905
A shame. S America has the potential for maximum comfy. Seems like politics always ends up corrupt as shit though.
>>79469643
Everything sucks, public transport sucks, everything is expensive, building style sucks, people sucks, there is not even decent sidewalks in the roads to walk in, you can get robbed everytime, you cannot self protect you, the stablishment is leftist, violence everywhere. So it's pretty a hell. I like to say that Brazil is a orc kingdom.
However your life can be slightly improved if you live in the right cities and regions.
>>79470307
There is comfy, though, you just have to look.
>>79470408
>>79467405
>Ongoing Zika outbreak that tourists will catch and spread world-wide
This is what scares me the most. It's like something right out of a movie or video game.
What's up with Brasil being the most Catholic nation on the planet yet is the most garbage and degenerate filled?
>>79467405
You missed the part where no foreigners buying tickets (because who the fuck wants to go to Brazil) and the local people are simply too fucking poor to buy them.
You also missed the part where hundreds of scientists around the world signed a letter stating the Olympics should be cancelled due to the possible spread of the Zika virus worldwide.
Also unknown to most, the main airport in Rio is surrounded by one of the biggest, worst and most dangerous favelas in the country. You're pretty much stepping into a fucking war zone the moment you get off the plane.
I hope you guys don't died. I hope the Olympics don't be shit. I hope KEK destroys the IOC members who thought this was a good idea, and the ones causing crime and corruption in your country.
If the IOC wasn't a bunch of liberal faggots they would realize that the olympics are only really capable of being held in the USA, Canada, Western Europe, and certain Asian countries.
The first three in particular have all of the infrastructure already in place to do so, it would cost them almost nothing and bring in tourist revenue.
>>79470454
>>79470533
Niggers.
Didn't ISIS also "sneak" in or some shit?
>>79469852
are you me
are you in countryside sao paulo?
>>79470533
>Brasil
Nice Proxy.
>>79470549
You don't understand. The most shit, the better. I want this megalomaniac nightmare to crumble into smaller and decent countries.
>>79470533
Japanese immigrants brought all their futa porn with them
>>79467405
>* Rio had to beg the government for more money to fund Olympics
How much of it will be wasted on corruption and blow and hookers? I'm guessing most.
Why did they choose Rio, it sounds like a committee of people who have never been there picked something that had a nice diversity-seeming ring to it.
>Rio is a place with brown people, that will make us look super good!
>>79470549
I hope Trump gets elected.
>>79470611
Just because they wear veils doesn't mean they're trying to sneak. Saudi Arabia is still attending the olympics.
>>79468022
That's what I was thinking too. It was the politically good looking pick, probably made by rich people too self-blinded to even notice the problems they have.
>>79470670
Not totally countryside, just in between Campinas and the capital. It's a small town, most are rich business people.
>>79467405
Is there a place where I can bet on who will be the first to die and how?
I seriously cannot wait for this shit show to start.
>tfw /pol/'s butthurt when the olympics happen peacefully and uneventfully.
>>79470541
Forgot to post these.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeitinho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malandragem
This is Brazilian culture summed up. The Olympics will happen because someone rich in Brazil is going to profit big time off of them regardless of how well things go.
>>79470715
I'm just a well read American...?
>>79470351
Most accurate, other Brazilians need not reply
>tfw my uncle is a high-ranking official and gets to meet many athletes at Olympics but refuses to attend Rio because he swears there's going to be an ISIS attack
>>79470307
>Seems like politics always ends up corrupt as shit though.
Thanks to your government messing with theirs all the time.
>>79469526
Oymplics should add "Defense from Muggers" as a competition category. See who takes the gold, my guess is America in that one granted firearms are allowed to be used.
>>79470905
All the Olympians will be raped by a roaming pack of niggers.
>>79470533
blacks + mexicans = super niggers
>>79470940
This meme is pretty stale, tbqh.
>>79470746
Mm. Probably better for stability, but I don't want to have to get new maps and learn their locations. Have this Bunda for your reply
>>79470939
>t. 12 year old who's uncle is a captain in the army
>>79471073
Secession is literally the only thing that can fix this place.
>>79467405
>* Ongoing Zika outbreak that tourists will catch and spread world-wide
>Zika vaccine 'works very well' in mice
>http://www.bbc.com/news/health-36645822
Two effective vaccines discovered that are 100% effective. Sure, they are just mice, but the immune systems are much more similar than people would like to think. The virus/viral-DNA is injected, antibodies are produced, and immunity is granted. Same in mice and most other mammal species (yes, zika infects mice as well).
Turned out to be an easier to develop vaccine then they originally thought. Is on the same level of difficulty as developing a new flu vaccine each year.
Human trials to begin soon.
>>79471073
That's a "teta". And down under a "buceta"
>>79467405
Forgot putting up partitions on the highways to hide the massive amount of poor neighborhoods
Munich 2: Munich Harder
>>79468230
Yeah but they were just in london
>>79468757
They don't really talk about it besides pics of carnival
>>79471258
>not separating the Holy Spirit from the scum
>>79471268
A vaccine isn't a cure. A vaccine is suppose to prevent you from catching the disease/virus in the first place.
Provided the human trials begin at the same time as the Olympics do (and will still be going on long after the Olympics end), it's kind of pointless to bring this vaccine up. Half the fucking world could be infected before it's even ready for human use.
>>79470905
i wouldn't even be mad; that'd be impressive
>>79471587
People live there?
>>79471258
nuke RS before separating with them
The Olympics in the 21st century has been able to successfully have its finger on the pulse of civilisation.
2000 Sydney - Captured the excitement, hopes and dreams of people entering a new millennia.
2004 Athens - Inconsequential. Captured the irrelevance of Europe.
2008 Beijing - Captured the rise of China as an economic/industrial superpower.
2012 London - Captured the politically correct degeneracy that Western civilisation has descended into.
2016 Rio - Captured the third world coloured shithole and class warfare that Western civilisation is heading towards.
2020 Tokyo - ???
>>79471730
Let PR and SC figure out what to do with RS.
>>79470846
What's your degree?
I'm NEET because I'm a dumbfuck who went for a useless business degree and I refuse to work a deadend job, be it at the local supermarket or a prestigious consulting firm. At least it was free.
>>79470932
Brazilians are the problem. No notion of personal space. Always partying for no goddamn reason. Promiscuous, careless and irresponsible. The smart ones lack the moral conduct to take the country forward, probably because the masses are too dumb and not interested enough to keep them on check.
Brazil, however, is great. No natural disasters. All the natural resources a country needs. Plenty of fertile land and water. Biodiversity. Great landscapes. Variety of weather. Nothing to complain.
>>79471730
The gaúcho is long time dead, we should gas everyone that lives in there, so the catarinos can finally have a big space to mess around
>>79471605
>A vaccine isn't a cure.
The purpose here is to eradicate the virus. When there are no potential human vectors available for viral infection and replication, the result is the same.
No more virus (at least in humans). The distinction is therefore worthless. Remember, no one tried to cure polio.... we just stomped the shit out of it with vaccination.
>>79467405
zika save them
>>79470939
Does he work for Nintendo too?
>>79470549
I'd fuck the monkey if it was disease free. Proubly gives a nice monkey blowjob.
>>79471258
>independent Rio
That makes as much sense as separating Washington DC from the US. Also,
>divide to conquer the continent into smaller countries so it becomes easier for the eternal burger to dominate us
"no"
>>79471880
Mechanical engineering.
>>79471955
If the U.S. nuked Rio right now it would be a better place.
>>79471273
Bunda means ass, gringo. And that is far from being a nice bunda.
>>79471073
That parda.
>>79471750
Tokyo: The phasing out of women and the rise of the sexbots
>>79469852
>gated community
We call those zoos in first world countries
>>79469643
same as any other nigger-filled shithole even in first world countries
>>79469526
wtf...i hate health and safety standards now
>>79472103
>parda
>>79469643
>>79469852
This basically.
Just choose where to live carefully and you will be fine.
I live in a little town that is basically a giant closed street ( I don't know how these are called. those are basically alleys with street houses n stuff) where nothing ever happens.
>>79470905
Your police force would kill off its own citizens just to make Brazil seem presentable.
>>79472137
Weird, I thought those were called prison cells in Straya.
>>79471750
Tokyo will showcase the future that is to come.
>>79471891
Polio was eliminated by giving entire generations vaccines. It wasn't eliminated overnight (and still isn't actually eliminated now), it took decades.
You really want to go through all that shit when it could just as easily be prevented by not fucking going to Brazil in the first place?
>>79468757
Depends. I see three types of coverage:
>Butt hurt it wasn't in Chicago because of violence on the south side
>In-depth reports about how slow the construction is and how Brazilian officials don't take anything seriously
>Reports about murders and the disgusting water etc.
>Occasional "wow look at the culture" bluepilled stuff
>>79471634
Someone does.
>>79472238
I would not be impressed if that happen, especially in Rio. Jesus, I would prefer living in Detroit than fucking Rio.
>>79472238
>Your police force would kill off its own citizens just to make Brazil seem presentable
>would
But we kill like 50.000 favela niggers every year already.
>>79472450
Four of them spawn in his place, it's pointless.
>>79470463
>>79472397
That means American reports are not that different from Brazilian ones. Brazilian mainstream media is pretty much like MSNBC.
>>79468757
They say how shit hueland is.
>>79472310
Japan will introduce mecha wrestling as a olympic sport.
>>79472238
They alredy do, Rio is a shithole because there are janitors preventing it from becoming a diarrhea crate
I know most of you probably don't care about the olympics but do yourselves a favor and steer clear from this hellhole. and not just for the games.
there's nothing here you can't experience somewhere else except for the people, and the people aren't 'nice, heartwarming and welcoming', they're fucking unbearable.
>>79472450
Brazilian cops > GTA cops
>>79472450
thats some fucking gangsta ass GTA shit
>>79472632
So they just lie about everything all day?
Brazil has been going downhill as a tourist destination for the last decade or so. Patrice and Jimmy used to go and had hilarious stories of awesomeness.
>>79472687
this mkaes me kinda sad i always wanted to visit brazil
would it still be shitty time if i was a rich white guy there for vacation but wanted to live as nontouristy as possible
>>79472753
yup. But they lie less and they're more subtle.
>>79467405
Why couldn't they hold it in a civilized country like Chile or Uruguay?
>>79469643
Try leaving the suburbs once in a while and see for yourself
>>79472368
>You really want to go through all that shit when it could just as easily be prevented by not fucking going to Brazil in the first place?
Yes.
>>79472505
triggered
Always 1 fucking country
Rio will be totally broke after this, RS and MG are next.
>>79472851
Don't come to Rio. If you really want to visit a big city just go to São Paulo.
>>79473045
Well no one is stopping you. Enjoy Brazil.
But remember, a vaccine is not a cure. If you get Zika virus it's too late for you.
>>79472966
Nobody talks about that, but Uruguay sucks balls. I don't see any reason why Chile couldn't be the host though
>>79472137
underrated
>>79472238
we've been doing it since the olympics was annoucned
>>79472450
>>79472712
post the pizzeria one
>>79472687
>there's nothing here you can't experience
Pão de Queijo, Churrasco, Tapioca and Fried Manioc. Lel.
>and the people aren't 'nice, heartwarming and welcoming', they're fucking unbearable.
That is true if you're talking about how we treat each other. Brazilians, in general, treat foreigners very well (and I don't see that as a good thing, all gringos who come to this land are white liberals or sex tourists).
>>79467405
I blame the fucking idiots who keep picking shitholes to sponsor the Olympics, affirmative action on a grand scale.
There are maybe 10 nations that should be allowed to host the games.
>>79472494
Just wait until this honorable man wins the 2018 election. The murder rates will increase to 100.000 a year with 96.000 people being favela criminals while the crime rates decrease by 80%.
>>79472712
>>79473242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdsyZZ-qb8
>>79472851
If you were a rich guy and knew someone from there who knows how to walk on the streets without being mugged or shot then it would be fine to travel down here. The problem is that people like that are hard to find here as they are mostly security force members and their families.
A rich American friend that I've met a few years ago on the internet traveled to here (Rio) and it was fun as fuck to present him the things gringo tourists don't get to see in tourist zones. And also he slayed pussy very easily outside of said zones. That was before the crisis though, and after it started this place became a total mess.
>>79473242
Too many webms.
If you snow niggers really want to see Rio, look this link
http://www.kaotic.com/mediaSearch?search=brazil
>>79472966
Those two are shitholes anon and chile is filled with indio scum. Just host it on Australia.
>>79467405
>Designers, constructor, and supervisor of the buildings are all one group, when usually three separate groups. Said they have cut corners and ignored protocols to speed construction up
It'll be interesting to see how much coverage the press gives this and compare it with the 2014 winter Olympics in Russia.
>>79473228
>Uruguay sucks balls
I sense some jealousy.....
>>79472753
Yes, and as >>79472903 said, they are more subtle, like snakes.
>>79473466
Well when the half finished stadium collapses it should get a lot of press coverage.
>>79473508
It does, though. Check Google Street View. Well, now I'm not even sure it even has Street View. Ok, checked, it does.
>>79473326
>>79473431
how much is it for good(hot,nice,etc) prostitute and do underaged ones cost more and how easy are they to find, what age ranges are we talking, im asking for a research paper...
>>79473508
He's right though. Uruguay is a big shitty farm. There are twice as many people in just Rio than there are people on entire Uruguay.
>>79469526
>Olympics are too boring
>add an event where they drop all the runners in Detroit
>tell the niggers they get money for everyone they stab
>have to make their way to the safe zone
Japan will show us all how it's done in 2020
Brazil will redpill more people on this year.
Come to Brazil guys, the Olympics will be great!
Don't fear Zika, it's winter!
>>79469647
Underrated banter here
>>79473508
Not actually. They are a very left winged liberal country. Their PIB is shit, there is no important companies hosted in there...
I'm in Paraná, taking vacations in Uruguay is easy as fuck, but I'd prefer to go to Bariloche for example.
There's not much to do in Uruguay, it's a meh country. Their only way to bait tourists is with their cassinos and "medicinal" pot.
>>79473464
It's Brazil's version of Liveleak
>>79472632
Doesn't surprise me. The media is the same in most larger countries. Just a bunch of culturally enriched faggots in large cities like NYC talking down to the rest of the population.
>>79473603
I'm thinking this.
Massive death toll from cheap construction and contractor living in cabo with a suitcase fill of money.
Also- I'm guessing black market explosives are easily obtainable. Blowing up a world class stadium would cause hundreds of deaths- blowing up a shitty one could be tens of thousands.
Literally how the fuck did Brazil win the bid to host?!
>>79473716
I dunno, but I hope you get AIDS and get stabbed by a crack addict minor.
>>79468360
>>79469714
>could have been Chicago where niggers only come out at night and police are better armed than 90% of the world's militaries
They chose fucking Brazil
>>79473716
>prostitutes
Around 60-90 USD for the hot ones and 100 for very hot ones (1hr).
>underaged
I've no idea, honestly. DOn't forget to do only over 14 otherwise if you are caught you'll be kiled on sight by an angry mob regardless if you are White as the moon or Black as the night.
>>79467405
>shrank negative 5.4%
so it grew?
>>79473326
>Brazilians, in general, treat foreigners very well
this is true, we crave gringo's approval
after a nignog sprouts from the earth beneath you and runs away with your wallet I'm sure a good hearted brazilian will help you to fill the police report
serious advice for anyone in this thread that's considering ever visiting brazil:
dress code: flip flop, swim trunks and wife-beater/no shirt
money goes inside your underwear, if you are going swimming put it inside a little plastic bag
leave your smartphone back at your country, you WILL lose it even if you leave it at the hotel room inside a safe
upon arrival in the country buy an expendable 30 dolar cellphone in case someone tries to rob you at gunpoint
>>79467405
Still not as bad as the Commonwealth Games they had in India a few years ago
>>79474192
You didn't mentioned that they should probably buy a weapon.
>>79474001
You have no idea how much our media suck the New York Times dick. You can't turn on Globo News without hearing "New York Times" in less than 20 minutes. They are the golden standard of journalism to our mainstream media.
>>79467405
there's literally a sniper sitting and shooting at the ONE road that goes into Rio. the cops aren't getting paid so no one is even going after him. the criminals have far advanced weapons than the military in brazil. the criminal element is looking at these olympics as a huge opportunity. the people of brazil are sick of corruption and are anxious to show the world that they aren't going to take it anymore. look for many disruptions during these olympics but also understand the networks will do everything they can to avoid paying attention to them.
>>79467405
ISIS was probably planning on attacking Brazil, but then realized it was so shit that blowing it up wouldn't hurt it.
>>79474293
>buying a gun
>Brazil
Do you think this is Mad Max or what? It takes more than a year to just get a shitty .38 if you're not from the security forces.
>>79474505
I didn't necessarily mean a gun.
>>79467405
So basically a normal day in brazil?
>>79470603
>Niggers.
Interesting how that works regardless where they are in the world.
>>79473716
disregard the other two fellas, in places like Maranhão you can sleep with 12 year olds and even younger for cheap change and no one will care, for a couple grands you could even buy a child if you want
keep in mind these are already used goods and truck drivers/construction workers use them routinely
however you can't just walk into this places as a gringo you'd need some middle man and that I have no clue about since I'm not a pedo
>>79474293
You should indeed if you want to get shot by the police.
>be a nigger in the favela carrying a jack to change your tire
>get shot
http://extra.globo.com/casos-de-policia/pm-confunde-macaco-hidraulico-com-arma-atira-mata-dois-na-pavuna-17921366.html
>>79474192
>dress code: flip flop, swim trunks and wife-beater/no shirt
Also, if you're wearing this shirt, you are literally asking for it. Everyone in the street knows you're a gringo when you wear like that.
>>79474764
>Maranhão
Except he'll die stabbed there. At least in Rio he has a chance to survive.
>you could even buy a child if you want
Now you are trying to meme the poor gringo. Kill yourself you filthy flatheaded nordestino.
>>79472450
>>79472494
>>79472711
>>79472712
FLASHING
LIGHTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdS2D1kty6A
>>79474830
>dress like that*
>>79469643
I was born and raised in Chile and I'd say my time there was way better than what I've spent here. Sure, if I was there I'd probably be struggling with money but I had pretty good friends and there was always places to go and whatnot, but here in commiefornia the only "good" thing I get to do is go to the mall once in a while or to san fagcisco, doesn't help that as of current I'm friendless and there's nowhere to go meet people other than college
>>79474471
Is this actually true?
>>79467405
>Brazil gets the Olympics in 2016 because Muh current year diversity
>Fast forward to 2020
>Christian countries are too patriarchal and oppressive for the Olympics
>Countries that speak languages based on Latin have linguistic privilege
>India is chosen
>Olympics are hosted in Mumbai 's official pooing alley
>Polevaulters land on cushions made of poo
>Wrestlers struggle in muddy fecal pits
>Weightlifters heave boulders of solidified curry shit
>Swimmers race in trenches of putrid chutney diarrhea
>Olympics canceled after Usain Bolt dies of dysentery
>>79475066
All of these cities are located in really shitty rural states and really shitty regions (google Nordeste/Brazilian Northeast) with the exception of Cuiabá and Vitória.
>>79475066
Stop trying to compete with us USA.
>>79475179
>Come to America
>Live in the least American state
You fucked up
>>79475179
You problem is California, not the US.
>>79470533
>implying cucktholics and cucktholism are a virtue for a nation
Yeah, I started a thread on this a few weeks ago and no one gave a shgit. It got not responses and died. so fuck you /pol/, I am way ahead of you and your stupid bullshit. I posted about this three weeks ago and no one gave a shit. Yer all stupid.
>>79472137
SAVAGE
>>79475291
It's a chilean thing. See how the shape is simmilar?
>>79472450
>Brazil is Megacity One
>>79475290
Look at the pic bro. No one can compete with you. This is one area where brazil dominates over everyone else
Congrats.... I guess
>>79474593
brazilian criminals are very capital oriented, the chances of him being harmed by someone in person if he has nothing on him is almost zero and the cheap cellphone is there exactly because of that (you guarantee the criminal a minimum for his attempt)
as long as you don't get lost and walk straight into a gang controlled favela, or get caught between police and criminals exchanging gunfire, you'll be alright
but you probably will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wrbN87bX1w
>>79475335
Catholic nations don't elect Justin Trudeau.
>>79475291
>>79475318
Unluckily it wasn't my choice but yeah it seems like the least american place, half the people are mexicans and it pisses me off that I wait years to come here but it's full of self righteous faggots that think it's still mexico and that it's socially acceptable to not know how to speak english.
Other states aren't like this, right? it really sucks cause' when I'd see foreigners during summer vacations back in valparaiso you'd see beautiful blonde chicks and handsome dudes (no homo hue) but you get here and they're rare as fuck
>>79467405
All humans are equal you bigot!
This exists everywhere!!!!!!
>>79475692
You can be honest with us. You have a fetish for long coasts. It's in your DNA
>>79475596
This data is outdated yet, there are at least 4 USA cities competing with us. After Trump loses, I will give you less than 10 years to win this race. So you will do well in the long run, don't care about it.
>>79475633
Jesus Christ, that is fucked up.
>>79475066
Curitiba is more violent than Rio? I'm impressed.
>>79470307
>The politics
It's the rampant low IQ you fucking retard.
You place Brazilians in Japan, what will Japan be like? A fucking shit hole.
You take all the Japanese and put them in Brazil, I wonder what Brazil will be like?
>>79475659
They elect Dilmão instead
I bet that at least half of Brazil's Catholics are just Catholics in name, or like those Mexican cartel guys that pray to Maria before killing people.
>>79469643
Just go to Detroid to see it for youself
>>79467765
I believe it. Brazilians are in a bind for any good source of cash and ISIS has a ton of oil profits to grease their wheels. Plus, everyone forgets that Obama tried to negotiate for it to be held in Chicago, but """somehow""" he didn't get it.
Scare the population into coughing up the Ebol- I mean Zika money, and provide the Muzzie Militia with a more easily attacked global target.
>>79475942
proportionally we have more murders, but the majority of those murders happen in the shitty neighbour cities. Since we're a capital, it sums to our rates.
>>79467405
Wow dont be so bigoted
>>79475692
Mexican illegals only make it worse to other Latinos who want legally immigrate to US. So sad that Hillary has more chances to win.
>>79469852
Have you been to the US or other first world counrties?
Is the gated community you live in generally comparable to US living?
Because that would be interesting, if gated communities in Brazil = regular suburbs in US
>>79467405
>2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke
Finally the stupid tourist /popstar vision of this cancer will end. People will see Hell de Janeiro as it is: a bunch of rich snobs surrounded by Africa in all of it's savagery.
>>79475942
60% of these homicides are located in 3 regions full of slums and PT voters.
>>79475867
The new data is basically no different. You guys still dominate the list. I think st louis made the top 50 that year too though. Here's a hint Baltimore,Detroit, new orleans, st louis all have one thing in common. Can you guess?
They all have a fuck ton of niggers in them
>>79472207
But if go outside, do you get raped by zetas?
>>79475046
That's why he needs a middle man. Everyone knows the pedo gringos stay locked inside their luxurious hotel rooms and the middle man does all the dirty work.
Buying children is no meme either, there are rural shitholes in this country where a mother would give serious thought about the idea of getting rid of one of her seven children for 10 mil reais, specially during an economic crisis. The middle man would just need to make up a story about a gay australian couple that wants to adopt a poor third world child.
>>79469643
Its ok.
>>79476133
Really makes you think....
But hey, do you think that PSOL has chances of winning in Rio? That would be the the final nail in the coffin.
>>79475659
huehuehue
You don't realize Trudeau is a cucktholic, you monkey?
>>79476317
Usually in my state they sell drugs and kill other dealers, not rape.
in what weird ass state do you live?
>world is encouraging the opposite of rule number 1 in epidemiology
YOU DONT BRING HEALTHY PEOPLE INTO CONTACT WITH SICK PEOPLE INTENTIONALLY
FUCK
>>79476047
I would say 10%. 90% of Catholics I've met are like "cada cabeça uma sentença" my dad is like that, by the way.
>>79476249
Google "condominio fechado brasil" and tell me how much they compare.
>>79476317
Places like that are fine until the thugs discover them. It's like in the first Mad Max movie: a safe, functioning community, albeit poor and isolated, and then the bikies show up.
>>79476447
>PSOL
No. The only people who vote for them are cucks, college and high school students. Flávio Bolsonaro and the PSC have more chances to win as he appears on the second place in polls and everyone is tired of living in a Africa LARP city.
>>79476460
Catholics elected him?
>>79473735
I would watch the fuck out of this and pay to buy the blu-rays/dvd special editions
>>79470533
>What's up with Brasil being the most Catholic nation on the planet yet is the most garbage and degenerate filled?
Catholic Church is too corrupted to establish a moral. That's why Lutherans and others reformists took the leadership of Christianity.
>>79470926
Thanks.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-oceanside-driver-corpse-mile-charges-20160629-snap-story.html
I hate to be that guy, but isn't it winter there at the moment. Why host the summer games in the winter season there. I know it's a mild climate and all but the thought is just fucking retarded.
>>79471730
Why not just nuke all the separatist faggots? Most of them are just delusional circle-jerkers anyway.
>>79476447
I don't think so either, people are fed up with his human rights demagogism bullshit.
>>79476569
You think that's rage-inducing, don't search for the actual story behind "First Zika Patient in the US". :^)
>>79476981
>American Education
>>79470351
Have you ever thought of leaving or is it not possible?
>>79470105
Well I wish you humble country Brazilians the best of luck!
>>79476249
that's exactly right
the gated community in brazil is an attempt to emulate the american suburbs to some varying degree
there are small gated communities in the heart of big cities but also huge gated communities on the outskirts of cities just like suburbs; some projects sell the land and the owners build the houses however want, some other projects also do the constructing and you went up with a bunch of houses all similar looking resembling the american suburbs
the funniest thing though is I have been to plenty of gated communities and you can still find houses with enormous walls and security apparatus surrounding their plot of land haha
>>79475803
To be honest with you huebro I do agree that not living close to the coast would feel pretty weird, I've thought about moving to somewhere else but they'd be inland states and it'd be weird not being close to the sea, yet the beaches over here in commiefornia are shit
>>79476151
Yeah, and to think that they want to get treated even better than me when I waited years to get in, and they want other faggots to get in even faster just because m-muh raza...
>>79467405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_zM7koJy8
>>79476253
Ouch. What happened there?
>>79472450
Won't lie, I think your country is pretty shitty. But I love watching your judge dredd cops.
>>79477214
Leave to where?
I was thinking of leaving once I get my civ eng degree but I think that alone won't take me to anywhere good and I am not particularly rich.
>>79471750
>you will never get hyped about Ian Thorpe swimming again
where did it all go wrong?
>>79476249
>Is the gated community you live in generally comparable to US living?
Yes, they look like average suburbs. Some of them even have groceries stores, restaurants, clubs and all the things you might need to live peacefully.
>>79467405
You forgot to mention ISIS making threats left and right about the Olympics. This Olympics is going to be such a massive disaster. 2016 has been pretty wild
>>79477288
Destin Florida or key west bro
>>79477214
>>79477445
My family is rich and I could leave (dual citizenship) but I'd rather not leave my family just to be able to make money more easily. Family comes first, to me at least.
>>79477338
They got tired so the police decided to give them a lift home.
>>79477547
2016 is the most HAPPENING year ever
It isn't depressing like 2014 and 15
>>79477258
What would Brazil be like if you eliminated your niggers, I see them, they look like our niggers, dark skin and kinky pubic hair on their head?
>>79467405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_zM7koJy8
>>79476711
That is bullshit. Most of Catholics in Brazil are Catholics in name only, 10 in 100 go to church. And look how interesting: This country is becoming less catholic and more violent each year.
>>79477681
Why doesn't your family move to santiago chile? I've heard that place is pretty nice
>>79477711
It's true. All around the world, I expect 2016, or potentially 2017 to be one final turn in one direction or the other.
A shining future where all races and peoples are uplifted toward progress and the future, even if it means hurt feelings/being politically incorrect/purging elements hostile to this.
OR we will descend forever into the abyss of multiculturalism, where we don't dream of bringing civilization to savages, but of tearing down civilization so we are all equal.
Ultimately, the world will decide one of those paths. The only alternative I can imagine, is "status quo", kicking the decision down another generation or two. Which only increases the chance we'll all be living in mud huts again given a few centuries.
>>79467405
>Shot dead the Rio Olympics mascot (a real jaguar)
That's one of those it's so bad but funny
>>79467405
>dead body parts
you don't say
>>79477833
Niggers are either really hardworking or really worthless. It's usually worthless though. They also have lighter skin than US niggers, because of race mixing and shit. The pubic hair on head is a must. 90% has it, but everyone here is still in denial about it
>>79477239
Thanks, have some bunda as a gift greatest ally
>>79477443
There are literally hundreds of videos like that on the internet, just look for an Youtube channel called GoTropa.
>>79472851
Just don't go to rio, it's a fucking hellhole.
If u want to see the beaches i recomend Ilhabela, it's an island in são paulo.
>>79477833
if you eliminate everyone that looks like Usher, poverty and criminality statistics would plummet, but they would still be shy of first world countries
if you eliminate everyone that looks like Drake, we'd be like Argentina except not economically crippled
>>79477210
Nice almost troll, Ahmed.
>>79477833
You think black people are the worse at the same time you have fantasies of mass murdering. It makes no sense.
>>79468022
It's corrupt as fuck. Olympics are just a real estate scam at this point.
>>79478404
Likewise Juan
>>79478361
you can only dream
>>79474505
Don't all the niggers have em even though?
