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AUSTRALIAN ELECTION THREAD #3
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Post your snags. (Mustardbros only)
Post your votes.
Post your predictions.
Post your memes.
Put One Nation as your first preference for the Senate.
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>>79466704
any vicfriends got a good senate preferences list?
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>>79466704
>he eats it from the middle
what a shitcunt
if you vote labor you're an embarrassment and a shitcunt
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Always check out your independent candidates. For instance, Francesco Timpano in the wills electorate is essentially a libertarian candidate. Always 1 for liberal democrats.

Also, almost got a greenie in trouble for soliciting votes.
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>>79467979
One Nation

Other right wing meme parties

Majors and Greens last
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>>79467979
Here's what I used.
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>>79467979
Socialist Alliance desu
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>>79470504
/pol/ approved
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>>79467979
>>79468743
Peter John Hawks is based in VIC. Hasn’t released much, but his goals are clear and easy to get behind.
>Repeal 18c hate speech legislature
>immediately change the format and content of the Safe Schools Program.
>combat the social engineering emanating from the extreme left
>uphold Christian and family values

In favour of lower personal tax rates, negative gearing and superannuation reform. Self-proclaimed “patriotic australian” and retired financial planner
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>>79466704
Billy Shorty is our guy right? he's gonna get us NEET's jobs?
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Make sure to vote for nick xenophon anon's

We need to put an end to predatory gambling
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>>79470961
I've traced your IP and I'm putting you at the top of the list to go into the gas chambers when Empress Pauline becomes president
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>>79470878
Seems pretty okay with me. I approve.

What electorate is that?
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>>79470504
Is this real life?
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>>79470504
That's a nice vote you got there fammo.
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>>79468100
They're media trained to do it that way so people can't photoshop in cocks.

Seriously.
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>>79470878
>>combat the social engineering emanating from the extreme left
As opposed to the class warfare emanating from the extreme right?
>Oh no! I can't call people niggers on social media!
Better than not being able to afford going to the doctor or having shithouse internet.
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Just voted for my man Turnbull. Fuck Labor faggots, Medicare is cancer and Labor will run our economy into the fucking ground.

LIBERAL 2016
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Had to spend like an hour waiting in line so I just ended up voting for the greens above the line because I just wanted to get out there as fucking fast as possible.

I wore my /k/ soviet surplus gear though and when the young liberal cunt came up to me he was like "Do you want to vot... i'll go now" and I said "you do that" so I got my little bit of satisfaction for the day.
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http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/greens-volunteer-allegedly-bitten-by-liberal-in-fight-for-higgins-20160702-gpwxne.html
>Libs in charge of not being feral bogans
Top kek.
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>>79470504
That is so fucking awesome

Why has the rest of the world not followed your lead and election system
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>>79471374
Disgusting
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>>79471374
Young Libs are fucking disturbing I tell you what. I dunno there's just something about them.
>>79471151
Please tell me this is true.
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>>79471107
Lalor.

West of Melbourne and overflowing with arabs as of late. Labor's made offhand statements arguing it should become it should become a chinese education supersuburb which Liberal implicitly agree with. Trainlines are also the most clogged in Melbourne with foreigners outnumberwing V-Line and Metro estimates.
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Some jacked guy in a porshe drove past the polling station and yelled "DONALD TRUMP"

well memed
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>>79471374
>I wore my /k/ soviet surplus gear
I hope you are just trolling m8.
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Went to vote, all I saw were white, working class people.

Feels good.
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>>79470504
>It's a Jacquie Lambie network.
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>>79471518
>Please tell me this is true.

Yep, it's true.
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Get your how to vote card here
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>>79471620
Nup, went full /k/ommando. Ushanka and all. Never get to wear it and I thought fuck it, it was amusing to me.
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>>79471745
I am still hoping you are just trolling m8.
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>>79471745
post your fit m8
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>>79471745
i hope you burn in righteous fire
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>>79471745
Go back to lefty /pol/ faggot.
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>>79471845
Nope, as I said, have it lying around, never get to use it, I thought it would be funny to turn up too and see how the young liberals react.
Also Canberra, cold as fucking shit.
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the SA house of reps are dogshit

I put Xenophon first I hope I didn't fuck up
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>>79471932
Ushankas are comfy as hell, especially if you have one with a big metal emblem on the front.
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>>79471716
They're useful for finding who is going to get the main parties' transferable surplus votes. I was vaguely interested in Hinch, but Labor AND One Nation are going his way anyway. No reason to support him.
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>>79472079
MAGA
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>>79472020
Post timestamped pics.
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>>79466704
Labor in the lower house and the Senate. Fight me brahs
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>>79472054
>I put Xenophon first I hope I didn't fuck up
You did good famalam. Both major parties fear The Xenophon.
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/aus/pol/ Senate Strawpoll

Who did you/will you vote for?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
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>>79472196
I don't fight women or transgenders m8.
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>>79472234
>>79472054
>Xenophon
You mean the guy that wanted to ban imageboards because he didn't look into them? The guy who still believes their ability to share revenge porn makes them too dangerous to exist? Pokies may be cancer, but I don't trust someone so banhappy.
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>no sausage sizzle at local


what the fucking fuck
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>>79471889
That's the jacket, I think the rest may be still in the car.
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>>79471454
because at the end of the day its still a 2 party system and now matter how we vote, we still get fucked.
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also what does /pol/ think about FLUX?
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ONE NATION THIRD MOST POPULAR PARTY ON SOCIAL MEDIA
ABC CONFIRMS
NO STOPPING THE PAULINE TRAIN
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>>79472575
absolutely autistic.
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>>79472722
>tfw she's probably going to win a seat in the senate
M E M E M A G I C
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>>79472509
Imageboards are cancer. It will be a relief when Based Xenophon finally stops me from being able to destroy what's left of my youth here.
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>>79472509
Well I voted lib dems first anyway so that'll even it out
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>>79472575
so commie I bet the greens didn't even bother trying to give you a how to vote card
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>>79472722
>just voted at Jamboree heights
>Pauline Hanson was there explaining how to vote for her
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>the amount of non-/pol/ people I've talked to in my city that are voting LDP

plz be real
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>>79472547
2.50 for democracy sausage with onions and freedom sauce. 1 before I joined the queue, 2 after.

feelsgoodman
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>>79466704
>HOTDOG BUN
>MUSTARD

WHAT THE F U G

SHIT CHEAP WHITE BREAD

SAUSAGE

SAUCE
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>>79472881
>lib dems
You realise they're pro immigration right? Like, Greens levels pro-immigration.
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>>79466704
just took a pauline hanson pamphlet and voted exactly as it said

on a scale of one to infinity how mad are you?
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>>79472947
I-Is she still there senpai?
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Someone yelled out at my polling booth
"Death to liberals"

Will anyone join this holy knight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
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http://www.electionsausagesizzle.com.au/
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>>79473061
She was there 15 minutes ago
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>>79472732
твoю мaть

>>79472918
Greens weren't even at mine, i'm in the heart of Liberal voting territory in the ACT.

Animal Justice, Labor and Liberals were at mine.

Labor and Animal Justice gave me pamphlets, like I said above, liberal wasn't even looking when he came up to me then quickly turned it and high tailed it away.
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>>79472979
Which state? Rural or City?They were campaigning hard in NSW and QLD I was hoping they'd reach people about lockout laws etc.
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>>79466704
Tasfag who just voted 1 Jacqui Lambie.

Can't wait for the major parties to collapse, I predict this election will be the beginning of the crazy politics we're seeing around the rest of the world.
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>>79473019
well at least we'll be able to gun em down
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>>79472986
bought some hot dogs instead but it's not a good feel at all
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>>79473135
>brisbane
please kill me
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At my local voting booth there were separate sausage sizzles each advertising the different major parties.

I hadn't had anything to eat since yesterdays work lunch.

I went to all of them first before voting. Got 8 slices of bread, and 15 sausages in total.

Voted for Liberty, Greens, Independent, and Labor.

Returned to the stalls, and got another 2 sausages from each.

Drove to our local school. Did the complete same strategy. But instead of voting I waited in line for 10mins, then walked out to go back to the stalls.

I'm pretty full. Not sure If I should just bring a container and scab sausages to last me a week.
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>>79473160

Cairns lad
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>>79473366
Wow fuck yeah.
1,000,000 votes here we come.
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>>79473082
For some reason at mine I noticed all the Muslims and Asians had Liberal how to vote cards. It was pretty fucking weird.
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Bentley Park here m8o
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>>79473441
>For some reason at mine I noticed all the Muslims and Asians had Liberal how to vote cards. It was pretty fucking weird.

This isn't weird at all, Asians are nearly always conservative, a lot of the older muzzies are too.
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what's with leftists urging everyone to vote and then getting mad when they don't vote labor lmao?

so fucking anoying
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>>79471745
You have inspired me to break out my Bundeswehr field parka and wear it to vote.
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>>79473574
Fug lad. Meant to reply to >>79473366
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>>79473352
Why not just spend your Centrelink money on sausages instead?
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>tfw you live in a safe Nationals seat
>feelsbadman.jpg
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What time do the polling station close in Western Australia?
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>>79473574
Every time I think maybe I've got a rough grasp of Australia you guys whip out something completely unexpected as if it's the most normal and commonplace thing in the world.
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Voted Labor 1st on both ballots

Rate my vote /pol/
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>>79473683
Polling stations always close at 5 local time.
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>>79473743
What's so hard to understand?
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>>79472732

literally the opposite, faggot
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>>79473574
Disgusting
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>>79473757
cuck/10
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>>79473817
Is tomato sauce marinara or catsup?
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>>79473768
Fucking hell they close at 10pm in the UK
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>>79473019
They're not though

Maybe try reading their policies

They're not like other Libertarian parties on immigration
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>>79473743
>americans haven't keyed into the fact that people will throw money at you for a sausage in bread
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>>79473855

ahhh feels good to farm some right wing
(You)'s
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>>79473904
dead horse variety
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So predictions lads, who do you think is gonna win tonight?

Just a friendly reminder for those who haven't voted yet, better get in there shortly
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>>79473817
It's not that it's hard to understand. It's just always something completely bizarre.
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>>79473904
Like ketchup but not as sweet.
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>>79473911
Our elections are always on a saturday so we don't have to worry about people being at work.

It's good because it means we don't have to stay up until 4am waiting for the result.
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Went to the polling joint, line was 300 people long. Fucked off and decided to go back in a few hours.

Btw r8 my pre-vote snack.
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post bets cunts
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>>79473904
It's tomato juice, they just squeeze some fresh tomato juice onto your sausage sandwich
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>>79473975
Lower house is anyone's game, it'll probably stay in the libs but only by one or two seats.

Upper house is going to be nuts, more divided than our current one, no-way will either of the major parties score a majority.
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W-who /no onions/ here
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>>79474045
unaustralian

needs mustard though
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>>79473919
>The Liberal Democrats would increase opportunities to live and work in Australia while carefully guarding access to welfare and citizenship.

>The Liberal Democratic Party believes the free movement of people, within and between countries, generally contributes to greater prosperity.

>It believes immigrants contribute a net social and economic benefit to Australia and advocates expanding opportunities to live, study and work in Australia while carefully guarding access to welfare and citizenship.

> Negotiate Free Immigration Agreements (FIAs) with compatible countries to allow unrestricted movement of citizens between those countries.
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>>79473853

fuck off chinko. you're completely irrelevant, and always will be.
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>>79474058
>actually placing money on pauline hagson
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>>79473932
>>>/r/australia/
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>>79473975
This guide is outdated.
You can waste your vote now, because as soon as your preferences expire your vote gets put in the bin.
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>>79473743
Its not hard to grasp lad, place the sausage diagonally over the bread, put the caramelised onion over the sausage, put tomato sauce (ketchup) over onions and sausage, fold the two uncovered corners of bread together above the sausage and onion.

Congratulations, youve mastered a very old and very tasty piece of aussie culture
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>>79473922
Well to be fair when I was on line to vote in 2008 there was a creepy woman handing out cookies and water because it would have been illegal for her to promote Obama outright.

I just had absolutely no idea this sizzle business was some sort of iconic passtime to the point where your politicians do PR shots eating like cretans.
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>>79474045
>saveloys

Might as well jump off a bridge and end it now lad.
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>>79474145
didn't get a sausage t b h

they should be free with each compulsory vote
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>>79474202
are you familiar with oniongate?
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>>79474167
You left out having to work here for 10 years before attempting citizenship before you can even try to get welfare. It's a good barrier imo and it's not extreme like the ALA so they won't alienate half the population and half of Libertarians.
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>>79474167
>> Negotiate Free Immigration Agreements (FIAs) with compatible countries
>with compatible countries

You overlooked the most important part

They're not delusional about the dangers of the shit skin horde
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>>79474058
1/2
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>>79474334
2/2
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>>79474190
This is important to remember. Vote below the line and number as many as you can.
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>>79466704
Just got back
voted senate
one nation
ALA
Shooter, hunters and fishers
rise up
family first
liberals


What district you at boyz?
/bradfield/ reporting
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Just back

>tfw no snags

Leichardt
Reps
1. KAP
2. One nation
3. Independent
4. Rise up
5. Family first
6. Independent
7. LNP
8. LAB
9. GREENS

SENATE
1. ONE NATION
2. KAP
3.LDP
4. RISE UP
5.ALA
6. SHOOTERS
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Voted 1 for ALA. I filled out all 28 boxes above the line just for the fun of putting the Greens last.

The fucking voting station I went to didn't have a sausage sizzle. 2/10 shit experience lift your game.

>>79473904
>catsup
that

>>79473975
It'll be fucked either way. Whoever wins will have a hung parliament and be able to get jack shit done.
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>>79473975
>Nice Party
>smash the state
gas chamber's down the hall, on the left
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>>79474259
those traitors withheld the onions?
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>>79474368
>>79474334
>>79474058

Let me guess, both you guys work at coles?
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>>79473904
It's literally Ketchup with no vinegar. Sometimes with vinegar anyway. I don't really see why the distinction exists, but it's the AUSSIE nonetheless
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>>79474334
>>79474368
Aren't you game
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>>79474419
>hung parliament and be able to get jack shit done.

Good maybe politicians will have to learn the concept of compromise.
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hello is based tones making a comeback?
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How'd I do lads?
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>>79473932
>ahhh feels good to farm some right wing
(You)'s

I'm sure they will be thoroughly watered from leftist tears later tonight
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>>79474167

Key word: compatible
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>>79474542
unfortunately not
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>>79473574
Fuck your onions. Other than that it's pretty good
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>>79474175
>49.8% last year
>double dissolution this year
>you probably follow (((Simpsons against the liberals))) on kikebook

typical uninformed labour voter
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>>79474433
Thanks and holy hell CHECKED!
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why are out politics such a meme?

everyone's so apathetic about them because there are no real issues
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>>79474045
Gross fucking boiled shit sheathes.
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>>79474190
>You can waste your vote now, because as soon as your preferences expire your vote gets put in the bin.
>as soon as your preferences expire
What does that imply?
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>>79474542
He will retain his seat easily

Possibly comeback as PM if there's a hung parliament or minority gov
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>Motor gov and guns, fish and grog aren't the same thing

Fuck man, why they gotta make me chose like this?
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>>79474631
our*
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>>79471043
>hurr durr we're not left or right the truth is always int he middle ladies and gentlemen hrurhurhurhr
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>>79474423
>former PM eats raw onion as if it were an apple
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>>79474579
You fucking tosser, you forgot to set your camera to Australia.
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If a political party handed out a plate with both a proper sizzle AND fairy bread, would you vote for em? Or just be a jew cause free shit?
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>>79474058
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>>79474710
Based Abbott.
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>>79474679
In the past, your vote would always go somewhere.

Now, your vote can be put in the bin.
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>>79474378
/curtin/ reporting in.
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>>79474542
Based Tones has been relegated to the back corner of the Liberal party where he can't talk to anyone lest he ruin Malcolm the Patricians aura

Abbott is literally toxic, his approval was like 30% for a full year before the party dropped him as leader. Apart from the Boats pretty much everything he did was reviled by the public at large and he is personally a difficult leader to like - bad orator, scatterbrained and sort of like George Bush but without any of the "Would be cool to hang out with" demeanor.
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>>79474610
>typical uninformed labour voter
>labour
>u
kek. no but nice try pal, I voted Greens :^)
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>>79474710
>doesn't peel the skin first
Raw onion is totally edible but come on every sane person knows to at least peel the fucking thing.
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>>79474710
I've done that before. Best if you salt it -- I used onion salt, of course.

Almost as good as taking drugs.
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>>79474631
I tihnk the apathy comes from compulsory voting. Also because of preference voting most of our politicians remain comparatively centrist compared to say the US.
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>>79474766
Why did you bet such strange amounts?
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>>79474710
Fuck he was a moron, good 'ol based Tones.
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reminder turnips is a cuck and has no power in the party. LNP is run by boomer pandering sycophants.
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>>79474710
I tried this once, after my stomach stopped burning 2 hours later all I can say is Tones is truly made of IRON
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>>79474167
>increase
>free movement
>expanding
>unrestricted
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>>79474848
>Raw onion is totally edible but come on every sane person knows to at least peel the fucking thing.

agreed. even very very lightly pan fried to where it's basically raw is nice. the skin is beyond me though.
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>>79474816
Are you kidding?

Tony would be a total bro to hang out with. Drinks beer with locals, volunteer firefighter, surf lifesaver, eats raw onions, I get the sense he actually cares about his own electorate.

Maybe he was unpopular, but I reckon he's a cool guy.
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>>79474679
If all your preferences are counted and still no one you voted for is past the required number of votes to win your entire ballot is thrown in the bin and none of your votes count.
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>>79474816
sure buddy everyone on /pol/ loved the shit out of him
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>>79466704
In whitlem area/ illawarra labor area
>old bloke walks up to me in labor gear
>gives me labor sheet
>Says go do whats right
> i say actually man voting for lib dems less gov = more freedom
>walk in lady whose doing names has one of the said labour sheets next to her i say it could sway someones vote and should be there
>> she laughs
>i say it twice more and she finally moves it to where it belongs. the trash
1 lib dems
2 FF
3 libs
4 rise up
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>Labor pamphlet holder came up to asian woman behind me
>"NI hao!"
>"I'm Vietnamese"
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>>79470504
>mfw my House of Reps choices were

abbo human rights lawyer
"student" with sjw hair
retarded christian
liberal

turnbull 2016 here we come I guess
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>>79474405
Nice voting m8.
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>>79474766
Animal Justice won't get in, m8. Far-left vote green for everything since they're more holistically cucked. Why vote for the renewable energy party when I could vote for gay foreigners AND renewable energy party. Really makes you think.
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>Only voted for meme party's
I hope Xenophon gets some love
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Why are so many fags voting lib-dems? They're total cucks who want more immigration.

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>79474145
are you fucking serious cunt
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Golem tier
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>>79466704
> One Nation
> Voting for a degenerate harlot

Why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
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>>79474879
>Why did you bet such strange amounts?
I bet whatever amount I have in the account at the time. It is not always a neat number.
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>>79474995
>If all your preferences are counted and still no one you voted for is past the required number of votes to win
So as long as you numbered every candidate above or below the line your vote counts? That's fine by me.
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>>79475221
wew lad she doesn't look too bad if she were 50 years younger.
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wheres the aboriginal party?
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Voted labor as first in house of reps and senate
One nation as 2nd preference in senate to hopefully keep labor's shit immigration ideas from going to far.
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>>79475221
I remember way back when they had a tech expert come on the full blown news to prove it wasn't her, amazing times.
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>>79475221
Those photos aren't even her. Still hot tho.
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>>79474965
Brown onion is too strong. White or purple goes fine raw.

The one Tone ate was brown but had just been picked and was small so it might have gone down alright. Still sweet.
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>>79471745
>>79473647
>mfw autists wearing soviet and nazi uniforms both try to get into the same polling booth before realising what the person shoving them was wearing
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>>79475323
Yep.
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>It's time to ban anime
What did he mean by this?
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>just went then
>only a few people in line
>was in and out within 5 minutes

Why the fuck do cunts get there so early just to wait in line for hours?
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I didnt even vote. Went up there but the fuckin line was too long. Im just ganna get a doctors cert saying i was sick
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>>79475221
Think of all the memes and left tears with pauline as a senator
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>>79475221
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>>79472196
I was actually considering voting Labor in Reps until I saw the candidate they were fielding
top tier disgusting mate
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>>79475079
>Animal Justice won't get in
They are very well organised, particularly in Victoria.

I do not view it as likely, just more likely than the $51 odds made it. A good bet.
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I haven't been paying attention at all

WHO THE FUCK DO I VOTE FOR?
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>>79475178
We want the good kind but not the bad kind.
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>>79474710
You know you can do that with quality onions?
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>>79466704
What i truly hope happens is
>greens end up with no seats
>labour ends up with handful of seat
>liberal ends up with a bunch short of a majority
>rest is filled with right-wing meme-parties
>Turnbull ousted, Based Tones makes a comeback and compromises to restrict immigration, restore gun-rights, end hate-speech bollocks and re-nationalize the economy
>anglosphere unites
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>>79475376
Right here
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>>79475515
1. Liberal Democrats
2. Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
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>>79475468
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>>79475523
Right, and the lib-dems advocation of FREE MOVEMENT OF PEOPLES is going to ensure we get the 'good kind' far more than our points based system currently does?

Fuck off.
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>>79475468

>tfw no pauline lookalike gf
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>>79466704
wtf is bill shorten doing here, a sausage roll is not a hamburger wtf im a #malcommislle is now

>BRING
>BACK
>BASED
>UNCLE
>TONY
>ABBOTT
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>>79471580
Did u get a stiffy
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Is there a far right party that isn't Christian?
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>>79466704
What time is it there and when do you guys find out the results?
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>>79475620
Yeah, it actually will.

Because of a $50k entry fee, a 10-year citizenship wait before you can get any welfare etc.

I'm sure that the boat people will be willing to pay a flat fee of $50k each to get into the country.
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>Fined for not voting
>Voting is compulsory

Thanks democracy.
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>>79475515
ALA or One Nation, assuming you want the Aussie equivalent of UKIP or Trump.

Labor if you are a poor student beginning studies with little prospect of ever owning a home.

Liberal if you're fine and dandy with everything as it is.

Greens if you have no idea how economies work.

Sex Party/Justice party if you're a raving lunatic.
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>>79474167

jesus these fucking open borders kike cucks

and /pol/ told me to vote for them
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>>79475535
>back to the EU
it's surreal how that's no longer applicable.
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>>79472722
>pauline in the senate
fucking amazing
>>79473668
iktf
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>>79475674
Lemme guess. You are blind?
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>>79475725
3pm est. Tommoro morning in guessing.
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>>79472722
Wait what she's actually that popular?
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>>79475808
Will be amazing m8. Hyped as fuck for lefty twitter tears
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>>79475620
You don't even pay attention to their policies stfu please you're embarrassing yourself.
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>>79472722
I voted for Paulin Hanson 1 and ALA 2

>Queenslander reporting
>Don't tread on me you pack of cunts
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>>79475027
>sure buddy everyone on /pol/ loved the shit out of him
gee I wonder how that could be a negative thing
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>>79472722
Please explain
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>>79471043
Is that what he stands for? Legit thought it was for racism
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>>79475919
They said it briefly on News 24. I didn't screencap it, but they posted a graphic and shit
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D I C K S
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>>79475679
see >>79471151
Now you know why politicians seem incapable of eating hotdogs.
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>>79475620
Free as in free market. We set the price, then only let in cunts that can pay. The don't get access to any govt services for AT LEAST 10 years, then after that time if they have paid taxes/not committed crimes, they can apply for citizenship.

You sound like one of those "who will fix the potholes?" morons?

Go an read the policies of all the parties before making ignorant comments.
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>>79475863
unaustralian attitude desu
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>>79475535
>restore gun-rights
>Tones
>re-nationalize the economy
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>>79476014
>Xenophon
>Xenophobia
Easy mistake to make.
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>paying the 20 buck fine instead of voting

feels democratic
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>>79476030
Anything is possible here in freedomland.
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>>79476029
>Dicks are considered legit

Dick party when?
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>>79472722

Voted for her #1
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>>79475733
You're autistic if you think they'll keep that in place; they're globalist neo-liberal shills who want to import cheap brown labour to lower wages and fuck over Australian workers, basically our version of Britain being stuck in the EU.
Their policy sheet reads like an anarcho-capitalist manifesto, it's autism on every level.

Libertarians are actually scum, can't believe so many ausfags on this board have been memed that hard.
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>lady in a wheel chair with a facial expression that says "kill me" giving out voluntary euthanasia party pamplets
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>>79476141

Well, you shouldn't have enrolled to vote back in high school
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>>79476029

AEC confirmed legends
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>>79476153

Already is - vote for shorten :^)
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>>79476029
Thats why you do it in pencil. So the AEC officials can erase all the dicks that distract from the counting!
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>>79473352
Fuck m8 how autistic can you possibly get?
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>>79476240

Thanks ill go back in time and tell myself how I feel about voting
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>>79476284

some of us can't really afford to be any smaller tbqh
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>>79475725
Result will be known about 6 hours from now.
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>>79476029
damnit I should have drawn some shit on my ballot like 'FUCK THE MUSLIM COCK SUCKING PARTIES'
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>>79475535
>greens end up with no seats
>labour ends up with handful of seat
>liberal ends up with a bunch short of a majority
>rest is filled with right-wing meme-parties
mfw
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who no snags here

jdimsa
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>>79473574
Take the Aussie sausages and replace with Italian/continental sausages, and tomato sauce with mustard, and you'll be set for life
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>>79475904
>>79475725

wut? find out tonight by like 6 as soon as polls close (exit polling), but the real result will be known by 10/11 maybe. But that depends on how close the marginals are, and how big the swings.
Anthony Greene calls them early all the time. abcnews tonight
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You poofters ever had lemongrass and chilli infused snags? If you havnt youre missing out on a treat i tell ya
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>There are """people""" on /pol/ who unironically participate in democracy
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>>79476573
Fuck off wog
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>>79476573
>>79476659
Fuck off dirty foreigners.
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Just got back from voting. In the senate I did

1 ALA
2 One Nation
3 Rise Up
4 Sustainable Australia
5 Australian Christians
6 Fred Niles Christian Democratic Party

How'd I do /pol/?
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