>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHIN TA AAAADD?
Jesus christ we're gonna have so many fuckin threads at this rate.
fresh baked
>>79465530
So sassy
Robert
recommended listening material for fall of chiraq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Fx24Xzc3U
>fireworks in an alley
>>79465556
robert threads have about a 40 minute lifespan.
FYREWURKS
didn't know yanks celebrated Canada day :D
WA FAG BINGO GENERAL CHECKING IN
>98642
Smoking weed enjoying the Roberts doing gods will. I PRAY 4 KEK TO WATCH OVER ALL OUR ROBERTS.
>usin the wrong OP pic
XD
>>79465556
Because bongo, bongo, bongo, we don't want to leave the Chicongo
>>79465595
No escape
memes from yesterday
>>79465466
>Hit and run on parked car
>>79465466
FUCK YEA GET THEM ROBERT
>15 year old trapped
>>79465602
People set off fireworks for days before and after the 4th of July.
fighting with bats
LOL
>>79465594
I'd go back and subscribe to cable for this
>people fighting with bats in a lot...
>mhw I hear fireworks in the background of the chatter
>>79465630
I am OP. I rotate between the car and this dude.
> people fighting with bats
robert from last night (gun belt man) reporting in. just got to work. 8 hours to go...
>>79465667
>15 year old girl trapped in apartment
>call about fights in a parking lot involving baseball bats
>>79465556
Can't they just do us a favor and sticky the damn thing? Mods, are you listening? I know you're listening.
>people fighting with bats
>>79465466
Fight breaking out, bats in play.
>10-4 Robert going in, NO LUBE.
Chicago Late Night Edition
CHECK YOUR KEYS
DO IT NOW
>>79465670
>when you hit that bong 2 hard
>>79465681
Yeah, Canada day is both before and after july 4th, what's your point?
rate my comfy
>turkish bread ham sandwich
>the hot comfy sun
>out in my backyard on my laptop
>having a smoke
>tfw i live on a farm
>>79465748
Stormfront in the house. Welcome friends.
Why cant we just round up all the niggers and kill them all?
No one would notice. We could just say it was gang violence.
>>79465717
10-4 You mean Robert, Robert?
>>79465801
>implying that is not what we are doing right now
HA HAAAA
and a cop shouted BUDWEISER TRUCK!!! BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!
>HEH HEH!! 10-4
THAT LAUGH
You guys are nerds. Assuming you ever have kids, they might ask you what you did in your 20s.
>oh, I listened to police scanners and shitposted until 5 in the morning
How's the Friday night compared to middle of the week?
>boom boom
FOR DA BOOM BOOM
>just a reckless driver
>just
>that giggle
> LAUGHING IN BACKGROUND
plenty of bingo cards to go round folks!
>>79465824
The killcount just isnt high enough.
>>79465789
>>79465688
fighting with bats
DATS CRAY CRAY
Was than an actual monkey?
>says she has a bullet in her wall
Rate my comfy too
> coors beer
> eating curry dish i made
> some carrots later
> dessert will be some frosted miniwheats
Good friday desu senpai
>>79465838
it is only 10:15.
still ramping up.
the dispatch are EXTRA saucy tonight
>>79465782
Bong full of weed
Turkey sandwich and potato salad
Dr.Pepper and a glass of Bourbon(not mixed)
Comforter on
:)
> BULLET IN WALL
>>79465837
>what is ham radio
Nigger if I wasn't doing this I'd still be doing nerdy shit on the radio
>>79465717
heres a pic you can use
i didnt make it
>bullet lodged in the wall
only in chiraq.
tanya's gonna get raped and murdered lads
>Shots fired on apartment, bullets confirmed in wall
>>79465833
Hopefully this doesn't end up like resident evil 2 beginning cutscene status.
>>79465838
most shootings in Chicago happen over the weekend.
This is a holiday, so it's going to be fucking insane
>>79465733
Trump General threads can be about the same, and they're up 24/7 rather than just at night.
>>79465782
11/10, definitely
TOOK HER CAR KEYS
TOOK YO KEYS
>>79465801
You hear the black Roberts and dispatchers?
Would you kill them?
nonono
Hostage?
>>79465837
actually my grandpa listened to this shit when he was a kid in chigago, he says niggers have always been dumb
>>79465939
now thats a Robert i can get behind.
>10-4
>MALE BLACK WALKED IN AND TOOK CAR KEYS
Nigger needed a ride
>>79465782
What's turkish bread, sounds interestings.
>>79465837
I'm 42, ha ha sucker!
>>79465838
only 1759 people listening to scanner on the bcastify link, so it's still building up, I give it about 15min to ramp up to craziness.
>white male man trapping girl in apartment, she's begging to get out
>be chillin at home
>blanket
>one forty in da hand one forty in da fridge
>shitpostin on my fav chan
>suddenly bullet hole in wall
>tfw you try to check your keys but a male in a white shirt has them
>>79465916
>>79465926
very /comfy/
>nigs fighting over a computer
>>79466009
black male in da hizouse
Fucks on why all this high crime rate in Chicago
yo welcome :)
>>79466019
CHECK YO KEYS BEFO HE TAKES EM
BOYFRIEND ON COMPUTER
PLAYING GAY ASSFAGGOTS
>>79465978
I've been waiting for an opportunity to drink, my lips remain dry.
>>79465789
Unless you are the Moonman from yesterday threatening to kill niggers with a baseball bat in a pink shirt, nobody cares faggot.
MIDDLE EASTERN!
>>79465938
Hey, my dad is a ham. What's your license? He is an extra still and loves getting on 20 meters and 40 meters and talking all over the world. I can't wait to invest some time in that learning book and do ham radios too.
> a male, appears to be "about middle eastern"
What's everyone drinking tonight?
Apple pie moonshine here.
>>79466042
Why didn't he just jump on here
If you want to get next level comfy, play this softly behind the scanner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9SgGKvVps
seriously, try it out lads
Robert
MAN WITH A GUN
Can anyone repost all the events that have transpired up until this point?
>>79466113
I just got my Extra a few weeks ago. I also do most of my activity on 20 and 40 since I don't have the space for a larger antenna.
>>79466128
dispatch tears
>>79466128
two hearted ale. some tasty stuff
NEEVERMIND
>>79465837
Many generations have had radio addicts.
In the house I just bought, the attic had wire going back and fourth the entire distance of the house and connecting to some piece of very old equipment. I ripped it out because I'm finishing the space, but now I'm intrigued about this radio hobby
>>79465938
>>79466113
Is either of you the Technician class I told to UPGRADE YOUR FUCKING LICENSE the other night?
>>79466128
Sadly it's too early for Europors to drink, so merely some tea.
>>79466070
>nigs highly concentrated in a small area
do you really have to ask why?
>>79466165
I am feeling it.
>>79466106
>NOT PLAYING GAY ASSFAGGOTS 2
>>79466177
once upon a time god created black people
then he put them all in a big shitty pile in the upper midwest
then they all murdered each other
the end
>>79466128
diet pepsi if (you)'s a real gangsta g
>>79466177
i think the dude who does that isnt here yet.
im too comfy to do it.
>>79466128
Cheap vodka
(also eating noodles)
>youths
Large group of "youths" with bb guns and fireworks
LARGE GROUP OF YOUTHS
>>79466128
>Youths
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think I know what you're implying, 10-4
>>79466237
Grand Duke Sir Extra reporting. Now kiss my inductor.
LARGE GROUP OF YOUTHS WITH BB GUNS AND FIRE WORKS, WE GOT SOME TROUBLE MAKERS
>Large group of youths with bb guns and fireworks
>>79466128
Water.
Ah yeah, let's get this comfy party started, Robert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
Made another new sheet folks, feared the others were too easy for a night like we're in for.
>>79466240
but you are celebrating American independence soon
live a little
DA YOUFS
>>79466165
http://youtu.be/is8I6Mq9XUU
This one is my favorite for this
>>79466062
>2 am my time
>take big dab because root canal
>Robert is picking up a sleepwalking wetback
meme text "listening to Robert hunt down a sleepwalker in 2016, this is getting surreal"
>this pepe is posted
>have 15 min laughing fit
>spic was on medication and was polite to Robert, Robert gets him home
A LARGE GROUP OF YOUTHS WITH BB GUNS AND FIREWORKS
>>79466276
Not what I asked for specifically but kek
>>79466296
They had a small list earlier. I'm gonna try to hunt it down.
1st. for. robert
>>79466378
Its a fucking militia
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
>>79466229
you could be communing with kek on extremely low frequencies right now....
>>79466401
im new to this thread, whos this robert guy?
Another soundtrack recommendation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVjDcaiD20&list=PLPPFVglfJ0VRA-m12Ee_kOgE9dYjJutPH
haven't been here since 11pm chicago time last night
whatd I miss
>>79466401
10-4 bit late there Robert
>>79466345
added to wa fag general.
thanks anon you made the list.
>>79466423
SHALL NOT INFRINGE
>>79466356
>degeneracy
rly mks u think huh
>>79466351
I guess an early morning shot won't hurt.
>>79466423
They're probably having BB gun and firework fights in the streets
They'll grow up one day and be like their dead dads, and use bats, knives, guns and dogs
>>79465782
>Australia
That's an instant disqualification. Not comfy/10.
>>79466356
>sleepwalking spic
ah what a night
what sticks in my mind is
>black man in red panties scaring children at 4am
>>79466468
I'm going to be a memespoiling cunt but this thread is more about pure comfy
Robert means an arrest was made
>>79466345
ok, I will play this
>some shit going down at the surgery center
>someone's finally responding to the fire
>>79466345
We at least had that guy who got shot in the ass with a firework earlier.
>>79466352
>>79466378
JAILHOUSE GETS EMPTY
RUDIE GETS PLENTY
THE BATON STICK GETS SHORTER
RUDIE GETS TALLER
CAN'T FIGHT AGAINST THE YOUTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVC_iyjD0AU
Can you imagine living anywhere near Chiraq?
>>79466212
>>79466237
Oh sweet. Congratz man! My dad got the extra back in the 70's back when you needed to know code at like 20 words per minute.
No, I'm new to this whole ham discussion on 4chan. But it is nice to see the hobby is still alive and not dying as fast as I thought it would've.
Ham radio is going to be very useful when the grid goes down. My dad has this special aluminum case that prevents radiation from destroying his portable battery cells. He can sling a wire up a tree and can broadcast to Australia, South America etc all from S. Florida.
But I really need to get my technician license soon. I was 1 question away from passing 4 years ago.
lotta bats out tonight, Chi-town preppin for the all-star game
>>79466445
>Homeless man excessively drooling
>>79466470
whoa this is giving me chills, well played anon
>>79466531
Isn't a requirement to be drunk at all times in eastern europe?
who /robert/ here
>>79466445
Plenty more after that too, like:
>Gang fight where a dog was sicced on someone and it kill him
>guy hiding in sewer trying to drag a women in
>>79466588
I live in Chicago, I hate these threads
>>79466561
oh okay
>>79466588
kinda wanted to go to Chicago because I like large cites but holy fuck shits going down
>>79466229
If you have pics to post I can try to ID the radio. Antenna was probably a random wire/end-fed it sounds like.
>>79466588
My family does, it's seems pretty comfy.
Multicolored Jacket nigga pointing gun at oncoming traffic nothing further
>>79466561
Why does Robert make all the arrests?
Paperwork?
>>79466547
but it's winter here, and it's a warm day
22*C man
>>79466696
"G" detected.
>>79466712
>getting stray bullets in your walls
>getting dragged into a sewer
>"comfy"
>>79466689
Sewer happened yesterday Robert, Robert
>>79466489
I can only imagine what CPD would think of this poster.
someone print it up in poster size and mail it to them.
>>79466696
What neighborhood?
>>79466547
You do know that Canada also has mosquitoes. Larger ones at that. It's not all hunky-dory up north.
>>79466762
Yep
There was another tonight, Robert
>>79466689
I'm compiling a list now, those are added :)
Was dispatch already saying they were backlogged earlier?
I was about to place bets on when they start being backlogged with shootings and homicides.
>>79466779
DONT FALL FOR IT CHICAGO BRO, THIS GUY WILL ROB YOU.
any sewer monsters tonight?
>>79466770
I'm sure they know. There was a Robert here earlier and got on the radio to do some heavy breathing
>>79466770
Somebody sent it to their email the day before yesterday
>>79466802
10-4 Robert, will note down, Robert
>>79466560
I thought they said black man in red panty thongs carrying children, lost my shit that night.
Best was hispanic in red short shorts ringing peoples door bells for over 1hr, multiple calls coming in.
>>79466495
Being necessary to the safety and security of a free state
>>79466829
>sewer nigger OC
drinking every time I hear Robert, over
bang 3 times now wew lad, over
>>79466872
Copy that Robert
>firing off playground fireworks at almost midnight
What promising and well-rounded youths
>>79466844
inb4 chicago bro is trapped in his apartment with a white male trying to break in with a bat
>>79466844
it is pretty busy with fireworks, probably take 2 hours for cops to get around to helping him
I really wanna see a documentary about late night Chicongo cops
>>79466857
>>79466857
confirmed for one tonight so far he though it was a good place to rape someone
>>79466887
God bless red shorts spic
POSSIBRY HIGH ON DRUGGGGS NO NAME
BLACK BALD MALE
>>79466921
as soon as the night shift starts you will die.
>Black male named David in apartment harassing GF, high on drugs
>>79466696
Because they let you see the full extent of the shithole you live in?
going to go play some dragon age for a bit robert
>>79466956
cops isnt allowed to film episodes in chicago
>>79466957
Yep
With the one last night too, I guess it's the same dude.
Which is really fucking hilarious.
>>79466779
Pilsen. Chicago is safe, you just can't go south. Please don't believe these memes. I love Chicago with all my heart
>>79466921
No, the deal was for shots fired and I still havent taken a drink yet
>Implying the suspect could be a white male
>>79467056
>don't believe the chicago memes meme
who here
>comfy
>>79467036
What one senpai?
>>79467056
CIDF PLEASE GO
>>79467044
Why is that?
Oh hey! KSP-bro here, i was wondering where you guys were.
I miss anything good?
PROBABLY A GUUUUUN
>>79467070
it is shots fired.
you will drink, just be patient.
>>79467050
kek fucking niggers
so who;s crime rate is higher now, Detroit or Chicago?
>>79467056
>Chicago is safe
Someone hasn't spent enough time in these threads
is scanner quiet or my stream fucked
>claims to have something seen, probably a gun, east bound
wat
Just arrived, boys. What's tonight's bodycount?
>>79467003
>>79467070
>implying I'm not a full-blown alcoholic
don't worry lads, I only have 16 beers to work with anyways
Unknown man in tan car with gun in his pants
>unknown man in tan vehicle w/gun
LARRY BROWN
>>79466489
>>79467081
Only white males ive heard was a skinhead and a guy who stole an IV from emergency responders, people call him Big Boss
>>79465595
Good evening! Are you /comfy/ my friend?
Robert is 10-41, this circuit. How copy, over?
>Got held up at work. Anything awesome happen in the pregame?
>>79467103
Origins, getting semi close to the end so just wanna play it then hop in bed with a good book and listen to the scanner while i fall asleep
>>79466997
> No wait...here his name at the end
>>79467056
t. sewer nigger trying to lure more rape victims to my lair
>>79467097
Levels that shouldn't be possible.
>>79467128
your fucked
>>79467170
Jesus it's beautiful
So how long before we get a shoutout from the dispatcher?
>>79467152
I don't know but allot of fireworks, car collisions, gunshots, and 1 nigger ded from doggo
>>79467152
1 killed by a dog (sicced on)
1 body found
might be a few from car hits
might be some from shootings
>>79467128
your stream is fucked scanner hasnt stopped going off for hours
>>79467302
yeah that dog killing someone was fucked.
>>79467170
my sweet lord
>>79467244
MAGNUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79467125
No I live in the city. Don't go south, stay above China Town and you are fine. Look at where all these calls are coming from>>79467135
>>79467170
noice
>>79467170
10 / 10-4, Robert! Would wear under IIIA vest.
THAT SCREAM
>>79467097
very comfy
DAT SCREAM
>>79467152 Someone got swiss cheesed and another died to a pitbull in a gang fight so at least 2. Also a few hit and runs
>>79467152
Nice Doggo and HOLY SHIT WHO ELSE HEARD THAT SCREECH
>>79467056
Don't swaths of Puerto Ricans live in Pilsen?
HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT
AHOOAHAA
>chicken noise
>random death noises
what was that?
>Sorry ape noises
wtf was that
anyone else here that scream/yelp?
>>79466445
just got here. been following all week long. Sounds like tonight is off to a good starts
> Someone stole a cop's coat
GET THIS MAN A COAT
also my comfy rate
>protein shake
>chicken breasts
>cold ass water
>peanut butter
clean bulk is boring
>>79467187
nothing standing out
most note worthy so far
>man sicced a pitbull on a nigger, nigger's dead.
>>79467190
prepare to be disapointed with DA2 and DAI
What was that scream?
HOLY SHIT THAT SCREAM
kek that laugh
>EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>you ok?
The fuck was that scream?
>smokin drugs
>>79467108
the show cops
>>79467342
I'd want ESAPI in the Chi
>screaming in background
wut
Black male running around with gun
Man smoking drugs in white car
>>79467128
One of the radios is fucked up apparently.
>>79467187
