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who are you voting for today?
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>>79455722
Im putting TRUMP in every boxs
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pauline
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>>79455722

GIVE US YA LOIGHTAH DAMO! OFF THE CENNY!
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ur mom lol fgt fite me
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>>79458937
They even shitpost in their vote
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>>79459074
>>79459127
>>79459351

Used to be that a better class of people would post here and engage in intelligent debate on matters of significance. Now this is what we are left with. I am disappointed in all of you.

Voting LNP. Support for small business is the only thing that will keep our economy from going tits up in the hard times that are coming.
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not liberal
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>>79455722
There is only one correct vote.
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>>79459599
>implying /pol/ ever had intelligent debates
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>>79459657
I don't even acknowledge the flyer fags. Just keep walking
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>>79455722
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-zJ_Y2x1mY
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Liberal Democrats.
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>>79459657
>LOL gib welfare, not jobs
This is what I hear when people say not liberal.

And how labor promotes apprenticeships? All of us have qualifications already, that's what HECS/HELP achieved and not enough education or training isn't the problem, the problem is no one wants to hire us. We need jobs, even slave labour internships, instead of more training. We need to break the "you need experience to get experience" cycle. We need to make our own way.

The youth needs to vote for a way out of NEEThood and welfare slavery.

vote Liberal unless you have any sort of libertarian platform in your electorate.

Voting Francesco Timpano in wills. He's clearly a crypto-libertarian.
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Voted Labor. Proud of my choice as well.

The Libshits need to kill themselves already
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>>79459599
>First two posts are Trump and 'pauline'
>WHY AREN'T THERE THERE MORE INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS HERE?

Have a guess lad.
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>>79460179
>lol what is youth unemployment?
You voted against the interests of the STEM graduate NEET, I hope you realise that.
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>>79460270
How so?
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>>79455722
Writing on the voting booth: what is /pol/?
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>>79460125
Go ahead vote for liberal
but in doing so AUSTRALIA will lose
*Medicare
*Schools
*Hospitals
*HECS Free STEM degrees (50% to women)
*NBN FTTP
*Penalty Rates
*Childcare & Parental Leave
*Action on climate change
I'd rather protect the environment and ensure a better future for our fucking planet, than build more unnecessary factories.
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Greens senpai
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>>79455722
The bunga wunga didgeridindu.
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>>79460125

Holy shit, a millenial who understands!
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>>79460354
Also you can enjoy 100k degrees when the Libshits have their way. Really don't see how a bunch of incompetent retards like the Libshits are a major political party in Australia
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>>79460476
i really don't want our country to turn into America.
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Voted labor 1st then lib democrats. Making a difference, one vote at a time.
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>>79455722
Lower House: Reclaim Australia
Upper House: ALA

Feels good.
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>>79460366
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>>79460125
You guys have been sold a false dream. You've bought an off-the-shelf qualification for a skillset that may interest you, but doesn't cater to the needs of the market, while allowing you to assume that you can pick your career and the market will make room for you.

You're better off signing up for whatever shitkicker job anyone is offering, whether it fits your interests or not, and navigate your way through from the inside.
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>>79455722

Going to write MAGA on the House ballot because I'm in a safe seat but thinking maybe NXT in the Senate to sew some chaos and dysfunction, or maybe a far right party like Katters or One Nation.
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>>79460366
I'm seeing doubles.
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Voted for every labor candidate below the line in the senate, added up to exactly 12, perfect
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>>79460366
>get a load of this drongo
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>>79461262
>what does above the line labor vote do
lmao
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LNP will win, right bros?
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>>79455722
Don't vote fellow ausfags, you're only supporting crooked Jews!
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>>79461380
Yeah but none of my preferences flow to anyone else dipshit
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>>79459673
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>>79460366
Luckily for you Plibby's in a safe labor electorate anyway
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I voted 1 Pauline and nothing else


feels good man.
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>>79455722
Pauline Hanson's One Nation first pref
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See, If you vote for liberal you get scum, but its upfront scum and thats refreshing.
But if you vote for labor, simply look up on google 'labor full shot', nothing comes up, because thats what you get a divided government.

Just vote in the control.
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>>79461494

> hurr durr dont vote

You sound like the young kids in Britain who then complained they lost the referendum.
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There was a line at the voting poll and I was being harassed by faggots in different coloured shirts.
I didn't get forced to wake up for this, just send me a bill and i'll pay it with my neetbux.
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>>79455722
I voted for Liberal I would have supported Labor but their constant pandering to the degenerates of Australian society has really put me off them and I voted for Pauline Hanson in the senate because she a genuine politician who wants to fight for your everyday Australian.
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>>79461961
>replying seriously to blatant happy merchantpost
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Put 6 for libs
5 for labs

She'll be right
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Voted for Katter 1st. Then the liberals. God bless Bob Katter you absolute fucking hero.
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>>79455722
>Seat of Newcastle, NSW.
ALP first preference in both houses, with greens as second and a mix for the rest.
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>>79462268

Nice work m8.
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>>79462268
katter is a manlet? fuck...
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>>79455722
I voted a few days ago. Initially, I thought about giving my preference to Liberal or LDP, but as a good non-white Australian, I ended up voting socialist/joke parties. However, I don't think my vote actually matters anyway since my constituency is super Labor safe seat. It has held by Labor since 1990s or something.
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>>79460366

>Science party SIXTH

Get a load of this faggot.
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>>79461797
have fun not having your vote counted mate
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>>79462464

He's like 5'9", not to bad for his generation where not many guys grew over 6 foot.
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ONE NATION MUST GO #1 UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE ENRICHED
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>>79462594

> however, I don't think my vote actually matters anyway since my constituency is super Labor safe
> what is the senate
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>>79462663
she'll be right mate.
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I cast a donkey vote because pic related were my candidates
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>>79462800
LDP, Shooters, Fisher and Farmers party and etc

Again, I don't think it matters anyway. I'm fairly certain these votes will go to Liberal at the end
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>>79463091

>Drug candidate is a bikie
>Sex candidate is a faggit

You can't make this shit up.
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>>79463146

It definitely matters, especially if you put in the effort to vote below the line.
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>>79460366
good man

also voted below the line... took me ages, but was worth it
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>>79460974

Don't pretend like this is some revelation, almost nobody in life works in a place they foresaw themselves working in.
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>>79455722
MUH GENDERS.

honestly fuck this shit degenerates.

ONE NASHE
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>>79464129
/pol/ine hanson 4 the senate
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>>79463091
jesus fucking christ, just call in an airstrike
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>>79455722
Whopper.
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how was your sausage from the sizzle m8s? do you blokes accept the cards people hand out?
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>>79463091

Matt Riley looks like a top bloke
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>>79464129

REEEEEEEEE
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>>79459599
>Vote LNP
>Vote for the worst economic managers in the last 70 years
Nuh cunt, this country was built off the sweat of the working mans back, Labor actually invests in infrastructure instead of just cutting funds and attempting to enter a surplus for no other reason than to say we're in a surplus
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>>79460476
It helps when Labor wants to double refugees, pander to faggots and teach Tranny awareness in primary schools.

If you vote Labor your too young to remember what a train wreck it was last time, 50,000 boat people entered in one year under Labor. Don't forget Rudd opened the flood gates for Chinese investment.

100K uni degrees are fine with me, if your intelligent enough you will be able to pay that no probpem. Why should I help pay for some shit cunt to fuck around uni for 4 years only to work at Coles at the end, to top it off they will spout their leftist non sense. Making them pay is fine with me
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>>79460776

>There are people who give their votes to meme parties like this fuckhead
Single issue voter fucktard. "Da muzzies r gon get us!?!?!"
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Technically I suffered post-traumatic stress disorder after Tony Abbott's last election campaign and am therefore entitled to welfare.
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>>79461917
>yfw you realize Gillard was actually a good Prime Minister
>yfw you realize Labor achieved more in a hung parliament than Liberals ever have
L M A O
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>>79465212
>he doesn't exclusively vote for meme parties
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giving all my preferences to based tone desu
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>>79464680
Yeah I always accept the cards, at least the people handing them out actually care about democracy enough to get up at the early hours and hand em out.
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>>79461605
You could have just put a 1 above the line then idiot
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>>79465212

shoo shoo Greens
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>>79465163
It also helps when Labor invests in infrastructure, has a better track record economically than libs. Hoarding is not a good economic plan, nor is creating literal slave work.
>>79465438
Wanna know how I know you're 18?
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>>79464680
Why wouldn't the media shut the fuck up about sausage sizzles this election?
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>>79465374
> tfw when the LNP is doomed to a hung parliament if they win and will tear itself apart if they don't.


Based Julia will enjoy the outcome of this election no matter how it ends.
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>>79455722
how many numbers do you need to put down?
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>>79465212
>Vote for the major parties goys

I preferenced every meme party before Liberal, Labor and then Greens

Same with the senate, the major parties are fucked beyond fixing, Liberal is the least retarded option, Labor can't be trusted to do anything.

The more meme party votes, the more the major parties see people don't agree with them anymore.
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Voted #1 Fred Nile group
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>>79465750
because libs have the election in the bag so the only exciting thing about the election is sausages
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>>79462663
Only putting 1 above the line is still a formal vote, You are now told to put 1 to 6 because parties don't decide your preferences anymore so once that candidate is out, your vote is useless
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>>79464680
I fucking hate Liberals and Conservatives of all shapes and forms during the election... except during polling day when we all can put our differences behind and enjoy a snag or two while making fun of the vego fuckwits who eat a slice of buttered bread.

Democracy is Glorious.
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seriously though why does Australia have so many meme parties

>sex party
>motoring enthusiast party
>shooters and fishers party
>animal justice party
>antipaedophile party
>greens
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>>79465750

Because the media don't care about journalism anymore and just copy trending stories onto their own websites to make sure they're in the running for clickbux
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>>79464129

>there are people who didn't vote for one nation or lib democrats
>there are people who don't want guns back in australia
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>Current year
>Not pre-polling or voting by mail
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>>79460366
>Australian Sex Party
What the goddamn fuck?
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>>79465732
>has a better track record economically than libs.

How much ice have you smoked this morning? Don't confuse investing with flushing down the toilet, the home insulation and the school investment program were corrupt beyond belief, I was working construction at the time and there were scams everywhere.

They weathered the GFC fairly well, but China helped with that more then giving everyone $800.

Labor is crash and burn, Liberals are a slow rot. Take your pick
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>>79459673
no
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>>79465726
>Greenz r for muzzies
>Reclaim Australia is not 4 muzzies
Is this literally how you think?
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>>79466344
Just a meme party made by trolls for fun
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>>79466396
>Greens are for muzzies
>Is this literally how you think?

Upping our refugee intake to 50,000 per year might have given him that opinion.
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>>79466396

>greens r 4 diversity
>everyone else is racist bigots!
Is this literally how you think?
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>>79466158
>implying the uk doesnt have just as many meme parties
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>>79466508
>>79466344

It's for sex workers and the Porn industry
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>>79466344
Don't question Australian parties, we tried to question them and got shitted on.
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>>79465815
>Liberal are least retarded option
>Labor can't be trusted with anything
Explain your position
>>79466363
The figures don't lie bud, under Rudd/Gilliard we were ranked near #1 in the world economically. Abbot and Turnball are objectively the worst economic managers within the last 70 years. It's like you're really trying to say Fraser/Menzies and Howard ran this country better than Whitlam/Hawke/Keating/Rudd
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>>79466645
Yeah, a meme party
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>>79466344
their leader is a literal porn star
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>>79466508
You should have had deez nuts the independent from Iowa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cHWR7wmjQc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deez_Nuts_(politician)
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>>79466552
>Implying we're actually going to take those refugees even if Greens managed to win the election
Not at all blud
>>79466600
The fact you think I'm a Greens voter makes you look dumber than you are
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this handsome fucker
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Pauline #1 in the Senate, Family first #1 for reps but LNP above Labor which is all that matters really, Greens last.
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>>79466290

Lib dem is the only sensible option.
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>>79466396
The Greens H2V cards are literally written in Arabic.
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>>79466672
>The figures don't lie bud, under Rudd/Gilliard we were ranked near #1 in the world economically.

Yes when the rest of the world was in a recession, well done.

>Implying Rudd was a good pm

Top Kek, so good, unlucky for him he had to make way for best PM Gillard.
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>>79466944
>Family First
Bob Day is the shadiest motherfucker in politics.
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>>79466832

>hurr hurr ur dumb
>thinks the greens won't take the opportunity to culturally enrich us more

embarrassing
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Whoever is keeping refugees out
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>>79467084
When the rest of the world was in recession and we werent? I think we're on the same side here anyways desu I reckon Gilliard was based af.
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>>79467123
>So instead i'll vote for a pathetic party run by a bunch of pov bogan cunts
Righto m8, I'm sure you're as tru blu as they come. Your ancestors are rolling in their grave as you throw your vote away to a bunch of blokes who couldn't organize a root in a brother
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>>79466832
>>Implying we're actually going to take those refugees even if Greens managed to win the election
>Not at all blud

>That damage control

Sure don't listen to the greens about one of their own policies, there just saying that for no reason.
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>>79467180

Isn't that exclusively the Liberal/Lib Dem Party?
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>>79463091
Fuck yeah Seat of Melbourne.

You were never not going to get Bandt reelected.
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>>79465751
Hung parliament = most entertaining parliament

Who actually wants this Liberal party to win anyway? Softest right wing party on earth plus policies that effect everyone like cuts to health not to mention a leader that keeps parroting MARKET LEADER STRONG JOBS AND GROWTH yet hates the idea of the NBN because he's rimming Murdoch's asshole. Fuck, the Liberals even sided with the greens to try and stop the independents.

I really hope Abbott somehow manages to take back over so next election we can hopefully get a few more parties in control.
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>>79465051
This
If your country is in a surplus you're either taxing too much or spending too little
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>>79467414
>Green will just be able to pass every bill they want through the senate
No
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>>79467196
>I think we're on the same side here anyways desu I reckon Gilliard was based af.

It's was sarcasm you dumb cunt, your beyond help m8. Humour me, tell me why you like Gillard?
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>>79455722
anyone but greens or labor
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>>79455722
o fuck guys, should i vote liberal since they say theyre making more jobs for STEM students and im doing compsci?
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the butthurt tonight when libs get back in is going to be GLORIOUS. faggots on my facebook are literally talking about getting triggered from seeing lib candidates in public
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>>79467380
>Implying our ancestors would like the most degenerate political party on Earth

It's clear who's ancestors are doing the rolling m80, they would become violently sick at the sight of a greens rally.
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>>79467196
Every industry but mining went into recession

The mining boom was a support that kept the whole house of cards from collapsing and completely overshadowed everything else so It looked fine on the books

Ask any small business owner how 2010-2011 was for them

Hot tip: It was shit, guaranteed
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>>79467680

If you don't vote Liberal, Muhammed takes your Comp Sci job eventually.
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Voting greens, preferencing Labor.

I actually want my tax money invested in rail, health and education instead of Libs finding a new way to fuck us by selling our country to the Jews.
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>>79466987
Ended up voting lib dem 1 in senate because there was a sign that said 'END POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - LIBERAL DEMOCRATS' on the fence at the school where i voted
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isn't the fine for not voting like 50 bucks? i'd rather sit on my ass for the rest of saturday and play video games
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>>79467791
Liberal shill temp work visas hardcore

>Hey guys we stopped the boats, you love us right
>Just ignore the hundreds of thousands of Indians we let in
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>>79467585
>Greens won't do there absolute best to enrich us beyond belief

You realize the greens don't even want to filter immigrants by skills or economic status, just let any useless cunts in, just make sure no one's feelings get hurt.

Greens are pants on head retarded
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>>79467680
>they say
Pretty much a garruntee that they're lying.
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>>79467602
So you're going to ignore the fact that the labor Government kept us out of the recession?
Even on that alone labor has done more for this country than Liberal, name some policies that have benefited this nation as a whole that a Liberal government has given. Besides taking our guns obviously.

Being a Prime Minister in a hung Parliament and managing to pass as many bills as she did was great. The carbon and mining tax were great ideas that we would be seeing a great return on but were shut down by dumb cunt bogan fear mongering.
>muh lectricity bill
Do you know how revenue we should've been receiving from the mines?
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About to vote, which party will give us the strongest military
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>>79468146

Labor
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>>79468146
Libs
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>>79468020
You're saying it like it'll actually happen. Being a meme party like the greens means you can promise all kind of ridiculous pie in the sky bullshit because you're never going to get enough votes to try and make it happen, they'll never be held accountable to their policy promises because they'll never hold enough power
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>>79467380

>he has no coherent argument so he calls them bogans

I'm sure your ancestors would love you handing the keys to the Greens so Achmed can move here, start a family, get that welfare, get priority in jobs because Muslims are added to affirmative action. I bet grandpappy wanted a sharia state for his great grand kids.
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>>79467680
>>79467791
Fucking tools
Comp sci has already been sold to 457s and indians. Libs are the most anti-intellectual mob of cunts this country has ever seen, and they do everything in their power to slash funding to things that don't agree with their party line (ie sciences that push economic boundaries ie computer science)

Voting liberal when you're in the sciences is the equivalent of paying another man to fuck your wife
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I preferenced the Greens first.

Deal with it.
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>>79468039
This cunt is retarded. ALP didn't do shit to keep the GFC from raping Australia, they just had the sheer dumb luck of the mining boom that kept the country out of a recession.
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>>79468262

>they'll never be held accountable to their policy promises because they'll never hold enough power
>so go vote for them to give them the power

Because no leader has ever been influenced by a large left wing bloc in the parliament...
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>>79468020

>Let greens/labour in and worry about some refugees on shit boat where half of them die anyway
>Keep Libs and let Australian land get bought by Chinese billionaires

Yeah i'll take the refugees, the libs will just let china fuck us.
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>>79467602
>be Gillard
>hung parliament
>manage to be most productive government, in terms of legislation, in history

>be Abbott
>solid house majority
>be so much of a retard that you can't even pass your budget measures through the senate

>be Turnbull
>knife Abbott
>change nothing

Kek
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>>79468146
If you want a strong military, you know how to vote.
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>>79467777
nice quads jOE! fuckin beast
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>>79468039
This.

I have extreme right wing views but that doesn't mean I favour big business, negative gearing and retarded plans to sell off everything we own while claiming to stop the boats yet letting the cockroach cunts in with 457 visa's legally.
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Not voting in protest of liberal party's betrayal of its conservative principles. No point in voting for third parties if we don't rebuild the LP. Creating a hung parliament with many minor parties just gives leverage to the Greens who need to be pinochet helicoptered post haste.
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>>79468419
They also had the inherited an incredibly economically sound country thanks to almost 3 terms under John Howard.

Every time Labour gets in they fuck up the economy and then Liberals have to spend the next 4 years fixing it while everyone complains of them putting too many cuts on services.

I fucking hate Labour
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>>79455722
my electorate is a safe seat for the nationals so i'm just gonna write in trump
senate will go to minor parties that preference libs generally
>>79459673
>>79460366
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no one cares about your prison land politics
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>>79468765
I didn't even vote for Libs because they are cuckservative globalists but fuck they do a lot better with the economy than Labour
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I went something like

Family First
LDP
Libs
ALA
Independent (the gay kind)
Drug Law Reform Party
Labor
Greens

Then gave all my senate to One Nation, Shooters, Fishers & Farmers, LDP and then Libs under the line
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>>79468932
>2014 budget
>increase in deficit

nigga pls
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>>79468948
>Family First
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How much of school funding nowdays comes from the election sausage sizzle?
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>>79468497

Thread theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWKrsJX9N4
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>>79468932
>not a single source to back up ur claim
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>>79467585
>taxing to much
Ok
>spending too little
No, if government gets a surplus they can give back to the community, by cuttting taxes.
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>>79469019
First's in the name
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parties in my electorate

>LNP
>Labour
>Greens
>CDP
>Socialists

literal garbage what the fuck?
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>>79455722
If I was an Aussie, I'd be putting Hunters and Shooters first, LDP second.
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>>79463091
>Le Liu the Liuberal
Top kek
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>>79469194
>Tax highly
>Get a surplus
>Use the extra money you got to cut taxes
>Repeat

?????????????

Shouldn't the money be spent on useful shit like infrastructure, schools, hospitals, etc. rather than just to bulk up the coffers then give everyone a tax break to drain them?

How does that make any sense
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>>79468765
>economically sound
>sell everything
>get shit deal on gold reserves
>structural defecit

Kek
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For the senate (1-6), I have ALA, One Nation, LDP, Sustainable Australia, Christian Party. What are some other based parties to vote for? Going to vote in a minute
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>>79458937
You shamefully fucking retarded faggot. I hope you die painfully.
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Herald Sun doing their part for democracy, and Masterfoods advertising.
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>>79468765

>all of that shit, by you

You clearly don't know your history very well, do you? Hawke/Keeting created the modern Australia. What did John Howard do? Literally nothing but give us the GST and the economically irrelevant fiscal surpluses.

And what happened in 2008 when the world's economy hit the shitter? Labor weathered the storm better than any other nation did and were the only developed country on earth that did not go into recession, while the liberals in parliament at the time voted against the stimulus legislation of that time.

This is why we need people tested before they can vote. Complete economic illiteracy.
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This will be my 4th federal election.
Voted for Howard against Rudd.
Threw my vote away
Voted For Abbott against Rudd
Planning on throwing my vote away.

Called it back in 07 that Rudd was going to be the worst PM we would have had, I was vindicated.
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>Libs fucked up so bad that they need to do a dissolution

>Gillard was the most Based of all
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>>79469453
But don't you know if you spend years funding a nationwide telecom network and then sell it off to get a quick surplus it makes you an economic genius?

Never mind the fact that that same network is now completely fucked a decade later with outages every other weekend and with our country being 56th in the world for internet speeds.

THANK YOU BASED HOWARD
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>>79469311
Australia m8, all asians vote LNP
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liberal 4 lyf
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>>79469400
There is such a thing as wasteful spending. Most organizations will take their budget surpluses and spent it on junk because they feel that if they don't spend their surplus then they will face budget cuts in the next year.
>Vicious circle and all that.
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>>79468291
o well i voted for family first then labor,
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>>79455722
I voted Labor
They're gonna lose in my electorate because their printer or proof-reading failed to notice their how to vote pamphlets put down 5 for two candidates
They lost every bit of the old vote they might have had and a good amount of the fuckwit vote (which is a large demographic in my electorate)

I live in Longman so enjoy another term of seeing this pasty fuccboi mug in LNP photo shoots
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voted greens
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>>79467736
fuck i feel this so much lad
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>>79469657
Well obviously, but you can't just spend NOTHING and expect the country to move forward.
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>>79469629
Bill eats his from the side, Malcolm didn't even eat a sausage, he got souvlaki instead.

Who do we vote for when both are unaustralian?
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>>79469461
help
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>>79469804
That's my point. Spending money isn't inherently good. Neither is avoiding spending. The government should only be spending money where it will actually benefit the nation, and not for the point of looking like their promoting social welfare or propaganda or other such wastes.
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>>79469629
he literally lost the vote of every bogan who sees the story before voting by doing this
a last minute critical fuckup
good job bill.
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>>79465374
You retarded fucking cunt. Socialists should be hanged.
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lads help me out
Liberal
Greens
Labor
Christians
Rise up

My electorate wtf

Liberal
Labor
Australian Christians
Rise up

who's the most based
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Does anyone else hate all the fucking people harassing you with the how to vote cards?
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Fucking Labor m8 its always a 2 horse race and Fuck Turnbull and If a third party one I would eat my own face off but I still threw Pauline a crumb.
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>>79470138
take a greens card
dont recycle it
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I obviously voted LDP 1 since they're in a great position in QLD then meme parties after that. LNP last and didnt number Labor or the Greens they can get fucked.

>>79469992
You dont need anymore. Do those parties in order u like then a major party like LNP above the line and dont even number labor/greens or just put them as the last 3 up to you.
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>>79470061

Rise Up, easily. They have to go #1.
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Can't wait for the Libs to win and see all of the lefties on my Facebook seething.
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I voted Labor because fuck Liberal
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I FUCKING SWEAR IF THE LIBERALS WIN I'M MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND I'M NOT STAYING AROUND FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS OF CONSERVATIVE RULE FUCK THAT
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>>79470138
>tfw no one harassed me with cards today

feels great man
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>>79470138
Some dude at the end of my queue gave me a christian party card and said "may god bless you"

I hate that shit
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>tfw enough small parties running for senate that you don't even need to vote for the big 2 (2.5 if you count greens lmao).

feels good man
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>>79470061
rise up
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>>79469932
he was serving people sangas you dumb twat
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>>79459657
>sausage
>elections

what am i missing here?
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I voted Greens because fuck Pauline and her xenophobic arrogance.
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>>79470224
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>>79469563

I don't care how technocratically adept the ALP is. Their core principles are socialist and their social policies are appalling. Philosophy comes first.
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>>79470254
Yeah I'll just do that in a similar order and add LNP as my last. Leaving Greens, ALP unchecked
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>>79470439
Think movie theatres and guns
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>>79470471
nice meme
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>>79459657
I take as many of them as I can and proceed to put them into the bin 25 feet away. I didn't get my sausage and now kind of regret it though. It's like I skipped part of the voting ritual.
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>>79470439
Its an Australian tradition to have a stall that sells cheap sausage sandwiches (kind of like hotdogs but with regular sausages, and generally with regular bread instead of a bun) at the polling places on election day.
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>>79470061
Christians, then Rise up followed by Libs and Labor
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>>79463406

Labor candidate is also a faggot
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>>79470582
Joke's on you, shooters will be my fifth choice.
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I voted Greens.
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>>79470224
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>>79470224
kek
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ALA, LDP, Rise Up, Shooters and Fishies, Sustainable Party, Libs.

Me m8 malcom in my eletorate of Wentworth, plebs.
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>Libs can't maintain an economy
>Labour is weak
>Greens are cucks
>The other parties will never win

What's the point of voting?
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I cast my #1 for the one who talked to me one morning at the train station, because I mostly don't give a shit and he seemed alright.
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>>79470329

> pissed off about conservative rule
> leave for another country under conservative rule

?
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I didn't even number the Liberal members box on the lower house voting card, eat shit Liberals
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>>79471052
Government can only destroy economic prosperity, not create it.
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>>79471052
Snags.
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>mfw voting for all the cuck parties

Don't give a shit what /pol/ says, I just want my NEETbux increased.
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>>79471140
Why are you on /pol/ if you're a leftcunt?
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>>79471140
if u don't put in a number, they are preferenced by the highest vote winners preferences anyway
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>>79466870

Bigger tits than the lady next to him. Glad I didn't vote for this faggot
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>>79471052
>>The other parties will never win

Preferential voting ensures they can. Have you even seen the seats in the senate in the last decade change? it's like 1/7th independents and it'll probably only get bigger this year.

At least I hope it does. I just want muh secularist party to have a seat dammit.
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Anyone going to Spilt Milk in December?
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>>79471052
Like you have a choice.
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I'm not enrolled so I am not voting
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>>79471231
Because I've been here since /new/ you dumb faggot
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>>79455722
>tfw all you saw were white, working class people
Good old country Victoria
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>>79465936
>in the bag
>polls have had it 50/50 for 2 months
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>>79471378
You should kill yourself.
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>>79470295
This, it's going to be so fucking funny if libs win
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minor parties 1-35, greens 36, liberals 37, labour 38,

tbqh
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>>79471407
Working class isn't a term that applies to rural people you faggot, it's a communist term that only applies to urban workers.
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>>79471460
Typical right wing bully, hope you have a nice day
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>>79471533
Hope you fucking die cunt.
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>>79471569
:)
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>>79470329
>4 years
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>>79471419
Bill Shorten ate a sausage sanga sideways
Last minute fuckups like that lose you the fuckwit vote
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>>79471052
By getting senators elected to hold the balance of power mate.
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How'd I do?

1. One Nation
2. Hunters and fishers party
3. Animal protection something something
4. Drug reform
5. Legalize Marijuana party
6. Christian Democrats
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>>79471670
But at least he is perceived working class, like Abbott. Turnbull is a yuppy wanker, and Australians do not like yuppy wankers.
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>>79467791
look at this seppo. Libs import 457 curries by the hundred to do comp sci.
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>>79471783
Nigger where's the LDP?
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>>79471513

>greens getting 36 seats

I mean it probably wont happen but it would be nice to have a house that isn't steamrolled by one entire group.
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>>79471783
>no LDP
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>>79471783
> no Family First
> no LDP
> no ALA

Was this your senate vote?
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