my gf was dogsitting a pitbull last night.
i woke up at 2am to a call from her, she got mauled on her chin.
she's too naive and kind-hearted to have the cunt put down.
i'm talking to the owner right now fucking furious and trying to have it put down, and for her to pay for all her medical bills.
my gf has her bar exam in a few weeks too.
pitbull hate thread?
If it is any any vonsolation I've been forced to shoot one on duty a few months ago. Tough motherfucker...
Use you 2nd amendment right, buy a big gun and shoot the fucker yourself. It was coming straight at you....
>>79444102
Kill them all. One mauled my cat to death last year so I despise them. I hope your gf gets better.
Fucking pitbulls are the niggers of dogs
I do hate put bulls and dogs in general for the most part, but your girlfriend is the fool that agreed to babysit it, and you're the cowardly cuck that didn't go over there with her to protect her.
Was the owner black? Most pit bull owners are black. Is she fucking the owner? Id that why you stayed at your cuckshed instead of accompanying her?
She's gonna be a lawyer and she needs YOU to get the owner to pay her medical bills???????
Pics of your girlfriend or I'm deleting this thread and slapping you with a 7 day ban.
pitbull attacked my golden/lab mix at the dog park unprovoked as soon as we walked in the fence, all pitbulls deserve to be put down.
>>79444102
Why are you playing daddy daddy to this sorry cunt?
If she wants to be a responsible lawyer she can handle this herself.
>>79444513
>canada
>calling others cucks
my sides
>>79444102
Fuck your thread, that dog needs to be put down out of mercy, holy shit. I feel so bad for it.
>>79444102
You could just kill the dog. Depending on state, method, etc, it's usually considered property damage.
You know, assuming you don't murder it with a hammer infront of its owner.
sounds like you have a dumb girlfriend who doesnt know how to handle animals.
imagine what kind of mother she will be to jamal's kids.
i dont believe you even have a girlfriend.
>>79444102
GAS THE PITBULLS DOG WAR NOW
>>79444475
>being a cat owner
You sure are a pussy.
>>79444599
I live in the northwest territories. I have to deal with bears on a daily basis and live in a literal igloo for 4 months out of the year.
I've pissed out more manliness after my morning coffee then you'll ever hope to have.
If your gf had to go to the hospital for a dog bite, the police would have already taken the dog and killed it and sent the head off for examination for rabies
Pics of 'mauled' chin?
>>79444102
>gf was dog sitting
>gf got mauled
>REEEEEEE WHY YOU HAVE DOG I DON'T LIKE
>KILL IT NOW
Sounds like it was your girlfriends fault, and she understands this, fucking beta cuck scum. They should pay for medical bills though.
6/10 bait, made me reply
>>79444102
>things that didn't happen
Also you made your GF sound like too much of a pussy to ever be able to handle being an attorney.
Man, one attacked my friend when he was a child, he went straight to the hospital, he only lived cause or neighborhood private security shot the fucking dog.
I remember me and the owner trying to make the fucking dog stop biting, the little shit ignored us even when we hit it hard.
>>79444778
>Not having the four legged aryan
Pleb
>>79444102
The majority of people that own pits have small dicks
>>79444102
>she's too naive and kind-hearted
>wants to be a lawyer
You're both idiots.
>>79444102
Why is your GF friends with a nigger?
>>79444102
Pit didn't even bite her, dogs dont even attack with their paws. You are retarded if you think dog is going to get put down for scratching
>>79444475
That pitbull did a fucking good job for fucking up your stupid fucking cat you fag.
My experience with cats? Like the other fucking cat i smashed its fucking head with my military boot for eating my cockatiel?
Thats right. I smashed the fuckers head so hard it looked like a car did it and thats why i got away with it. The neighbor's son was crying for over 5 days after he found the remains.
My faggot neighbor's son should had kept his fucking cat locked inside his parents house.
I like pitbulls and think they're cute. My aunt had a Pitbull shar pei mix and it was really nice and sweet.
That being said, most people don't know how to take care of dogs and end up getting bigass breeds like pitbulls and rotweilers.
It's the same shit as guns really, except guns dont randomly snap and kill.
>>79444513
Found the janitor
>>79445068
>four legged aryan
More like 4 legged muslim.
>>79445274
what was ur dumb bird doing outside?
>>79445274
This right here.
Fuck cats.
>>79445274
You will never get away.
>>79445274
>all greeks are angry fat poor faggots
haha the stereotypes are true
>>79445274
This. I hate cats. One attacked my rottweiler the other day. Left a nasty scratch that got infected. Next time I went out there with my dog I let it kill the stupid stray. I know he enjoyed it too.
>>79444102
FUCK PITBULLS and FUCK THEIR OWNERS
> 65% ignorant, scared faggots who want a tough dog
>5% actual criminals who beat the shit out of the dog so that it attacks the cops and buys them time to flush drugs
> 30% idiot lesbians and feminists who "rescued" a dog some black asshole beat the shit out of before he got sent to prison so they can feel like they own something more fucked up than themselves and claim the dog is kind until their weak arms fail to stop a lunge and the dog gets away and kills 5 year old while she looks on screaming but doing nothing and crying like the pathetic piece of shit she is
>_____ALSO APPLIES TO DOBERMANS AND GERMAN SHEPARDS____ KILL YOUR DOG NOW
>>79445527
The stupid cat sneaked from my kitchen's window and got inside my house.
>>79445274
Lol couldn't protect your cockatiel, what a fag
>>79444379
>If it is any any vonsolation I've been forced to shoot one on duty a few months ago. Tough motherfucker...
tell me the story please, it'll be a lot of consolation.
>>79444513
>Was the owner black? Most pit bull owners are black. Is she fucking the owner? Id that why you stayed at your cuckshed instead of accompanying her?
this was a funny train of thought. no the owner is a white girl like my gf is. i didn't accompany her because i hate dogs and she knows it, and i didn't even know it was a pitbull. i don't know much about dogs except that pitbulls are niggers which is something i've learned from here.
>>79444858
>police
weren't called.
>>79444805
A dog would fight to the death to save you from a bear...What kind of white person hates dogs?
>>79444102
>she got mauled on her chin.
man biters need to be put down
>>79445274
uhh we have a tough guy here, i like to drown puppies and kittens in cold water, slowly, feels kinda nice and its less messy than squahing them up
>>79444475
>Kill them all.
you guys already tried and it was the death of the empire, sad enough that now America is too cucked to be home to the white man's dog, that honor now goes to Spain
>>79445274
>Cant protect his own bird
you will be shity parent. better just kill yourself as soon as possible
>>79444102
>>79445068
leave pleb
>>79444778
>doesnt own cat
HAH PUSSY PUS
god any time you talk to "those people" about dogs they are like "not all pitbulls.."
and it's like yeah sure not all are aggressive murder machines but let me just get a bird dog that won't maul someone instead
>>79444666
>You know, assuming you don't murder it with a hammer infront of its owner.
based double trip Satan, I would beat a dog to death in front of it's owner if it bit or tried to bite me, the owner might catch a few to the skull as well in the process
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breed-specific_legislation
So /pol/, are shitbulls banned in your country?
> In b4 muh freedums
>be today
>be walking my vicious baby killer down road
>lady comes jogging up
>she sees my dog watch her as she runs up
>she stops
>asks if she can say hi
>leans over to pet my dog
>keeps on running
A random lady, alone on a secluded road, had no fear over a dog. Yet /pol/ shits its pants at the thought of them. You'll never defend the white race and defeat the mudslimes for the aryan kids you will never have if you are scared of 70lb. dogs
>>79445609
I hate Rottweilers your dog should be put down.
>>79445652
Hopefully you have cancer
There's nothing wrong with keeping a dog. You just don't keep them as pets, cause they never were intended to be. Even "cute" races like poodles or Dachshounds are hunting dogs. Dogs should only be kept in a kennel or a guardhouse. If you keep em in a flat/home/close to your family, you are degenerate.
>>79445652
Also who cares? 5 year olds are scum anyway. stop crying patheitc piece of shit
>>79445702
LOL UR A FAG
>>79445944
listen you just don't understand dog men, it's not a fucking cuddly replacement for a child, it's a work animal, it's dangerous, it is strong on plow, it can attack and kill a bull,
the whole point of the thing is how dangerous it is, best to leave this sport to the white ancestors of true dog men
liberals aren't welcome, they can have their poopsie doodles in bed with them and feed them ice cream before they jerk their dog off or whatever gay shit they do with their useless animals
>>79445944
yeah sure your totally a human and not a subhuman.
>>79445652
German shepherds are Amazing dogs..They are not attack dogs they are guard dogs.
>>79446076
I'm not personally afraid of a dog...I'm afraid for my kids when your nigger dog gets out and attacks them..Someone should put a bullet in your dog
>who doesn't want a loyal warrior friend who will defend him to the death
wow what a bunch of faggots
>>79445991
>So /pol/, are shitbulls banned in your country?
nope, we're too white for that to happen
>>79446076
>Yet /pol/ shits its pants at the thought of them
liberals
>>79445980
Hopefully the dog bites someone, americans are subhuman.
>>79444102
>not suing
>>79445757
>girlfriend going to dogsit a pitbull owned by a girl who's probably never spent a minute training the animal
I see nothing that could go wrong here. You're kind of an idiot for ever allowing your girlfriend to essentially watch a feral dog with no supervision
>>79446252
STFU FAGGOT
>>79446252
>defend
>not attack
>I'm afraid of a dog
>>79445592
>>79445068
As if those were the masterrace.
>>79445702
>>79445869
I was working while the cat sneaked inside the house.
When i came back i saw the cat eating the remains of my cockatiel.
Fucker was lucky at first for dodging my axe but later that day if found it outside and kicked the fucker with my military boot and smashed its head. Best fucking feeling i ever had.
>>79445274
>My firendship with Greece has ended. Now Turkey is my new Best friend.
>>79446252
They are not warrior dogs...They are nigger dogs we breed them to be aggressive killers. We know why we breed them we did it. They have no useful traits
Where's the Italian sausage man?
>>79446144
/thread
I hate people who treat dogs like humans
>>79446368
>brazilian
>not monkey.
>>79446230
I have neighbors with kids and we get along fine. like I said, all the pussies are on /pol/
>>79445394
>tfw my oldest cat with actively seek me out when I'm upset, it's like she can sense it, just to cheer me up
>tfw dogs are the canine version of women
>dumb
>attention whores
>vapid
At least my cat looks wise, and is based as fuck, she hates my newest cat twins (immigrants)
>>79445274
>calls cat owners faggots
>owns a cockatiel
I hope that cat ate your fucking fedora too
>>79445652
Swap German Shepherd with Rottweiler or Boxer, and you're good.
Please stop falling for this muslim anti dog bullshit. First they start with a dog most people already don't like and make a big deal about shit that's been going on for years then they'll use that ire and start applying it to other big, mean, scary looking dogs or they'll argue 'if pitbulls are banned why not X dog - surely they're almost as scary and before you faggots know it we'll only be allowed to own chihuahuas and other ankle raping bullshit dogs.
STOP FALLING FOR THE MUSLIM JEWING THIS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN THE CONSTANT FUCKING PUSH FOR GUN BANS.
>>79446477
I hate people who treat women like humans. They aren't human
>>79446144
I agree but same with women, women are ugly and not human. Most people with your ideology except Muslims consider women to be humans and allow them in your house. I will never have a girlfriend because with feminism they expect to be considered human. You are degenerate if you consider women to be human.
I have two pitbulls but I dont worry.
My hounds are loyal beasts
Pic related master race.
If you defend bitbulls but hate black people you are on some extra level of retardation
>>79446286
>ever allowing your girlfriend to essentially watch a feral dog
might as well have allowed the dog's owner buck to inspect her sexual organs while you were at it
let's all just admit that the mark on her face was from the feral owner of the dog using his traditional voudou violence on his girlfriend and him believing it was the dog because he's not yet comfortable with the fact that she's been blowing tyrone the dog's owner,
and it's probably not a dog bite or a smack mark from a baboon on her chin it's fucking herpes
You fucking faggots, banning pit bulls does nothing. Niggers will just move on and ruin the next big scary-looking dog and make everyone hate that breed.
>Ban pit bulls
>Ban rottweilers
>Ban dobermans
>Ban german sheperds
Where does it end? When we've banned every dog except gay little fufu dogs? You guys are worse than SJW's
>>79446144
My german shepherds where breed and trained to protect my children when they are out playing..They are their dogs, the dogs are their shepherds protecting them from predators
>>79445274
Wow, you're such a tough guy for killing a dumb weak animal 10 times smaller than you while being a shitty owner and unable to watch over your pets properly.
It's not the dog, it's the owner. Most pitbull owners are either niggers or white trash
>>79446395
>They have no useful traits
those dogs can plow the shit out of a field, those dogs are capable of more work than most humans and they are whiter than most liberals
>>79446208
>replacement for a child
But children aren't cuddly either. Children should be taken away from their parents and raised in a boarding school from 3 years and above. It's disgusting that people in this culture treat women and children the same as men.
Children and women are useless. Dogs are Aryans.
>>79446688
It ends when we ban the dogs we breed to kill each other for our amusement.
>>79446661
WHAT IS THAT BREED
TELL ME NOW
>>79446654
>I hate people who treat women like humans. They aren't human
well thats a tough one, they are by definition human but they certainly aren't men
>>79445889
top kek
>>79446688
Look at that list you fucking retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States#Fatalities_reported_in_2016
>>79446767
We breed them to kill each other for our amusement all useful traits where breed out of them.
>>79446661
Never saw a big cat like that in my lifetime.
>>79446666
Whew nice quads
>>79444102
>shit that didn't happen
>>79446395
you know thats not true you know they were bred to be good to people.
>>79446576
>>tfw my oldest cat with actively seek me out when I'm upset, it's like she can sense it, just to cheer me up
>>tfw dogs are the canine version of women
>>dumb
>>attention whores
>>vapid
At least get some newer pasta.
>>79446816
it looks like a bobcat with a tail
>>79446666
kek has spoken
>>79446666
hi Satan,
your queen said that when they ordered all olde english bulldogs (modern pitbulls) put down and bloodsport no longer taught in university it was the end of the empire
you had some pretty based people in your history, too bad your people became massive faggots so the royalty has to hide all their fun these days
>>79446816
That's a big Maine Coon
>>79445652
>> 30% idiot lesbians and feminists who "rescued" a dog some black asshole beat the shit out of before he got sent to prison so they can feel like they own something more fucked up than themselves and claim the dog is kind until their weak arms fail to stop a lunge and the dog gets away and kills 5 year old while she looks on screaming but doing nothing and crying like the pathetic piece of shit she is
YUP THIS IS THE 'OWNER' OF THE DOG WHO BIT MY GF. 'RESCUED' A DOG. HAHAHA
>>79446816
Maine Coon.
God Tier
>German Shepard
>Mountain Husky
>Shiba Inu
>Dachshund
Alright tier
>Other breeds of Shepard
>Border Collies
>Labradors
>Most conventional terriers
Nigger/Beaner tier
>Pit Bulls
>Chihuahuas
>Dalmatians
>>79445274
>my experience with one member of the felis catus species?
Retarded, and broke. Sucks to be you
>>79446378
Wew how fucking irresponsible can you be? Why the fuck would you leave a gap big enough for your unattended airborne pet to fit through in the first place? Top yourself famalam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbua7yyGymE
Is it wrong to just feel incredibly satisfied by watching attacking pit bulls getting brutally killed?
>>79444475
>He eats watermelon!
Should've put it down right then.
>>79446770
>Children should be taken away from their parents and raised in a boarding school from 3 years and above
England tried that and it ended up really bad, basically all the older boys rape the younger ones
>>79446908
No we didn't, we are currently in the process of breeding them to be people friendly
But they're stupid, not good with other animals, not good at tracking, not good as guard dogs. They are worthless
>>79445274
jesus assfucking christ you are edgy!
>mfw cat owners have higher average IQ
>>79446666
dam you are extra level of retardation.
>>79446754
sometimes it is the dog though, it's a special breed, some of them can just be vicious and some are trained to have bad habits
>>79447083
When did it try that?
>>79446836
cuck
>>79446867
The difference is, German shepherd and Rottweiler owners are generally good people, and people who buy pit bulls are shit are often (but not always) shit.
You can argue that "OH BUT ITS A VIOLENT BREED" Yeah well maybe it's more prone to violence, but so are many many dog breeds, the difference is the type of owner. Think about it, at least pit bulls were bred to attack other dogs, dogs like the German Shepherd were bred to attack other people. But nobody whines about violent GSD dogs because GSD owners are generally good people and dog enthusiasts who know how to train their fucking dog
>>79447140
they have low IQ
>>79447083
You should look at the famous british people who went to boarding school...You might be shocked
>Want a new dog after my bro-tier pom passed away two years back.
>Local shelters have only pitbulls, pitbull mixes, and one non-murderer breed but the dog can't control it's bowels.
God damn it.
>>79445944
>"not all pitbulls.."
Kinda reminds you of muslims
Pittbulls = niggers of dogs
>>79447028
>Caucasian Shepherd
>Not God Tier
Owning an Ovcharka is like owning an ancient pagan god from the steppe who sleeps all day and dreams of dead wolves. They're fucking gigantic and they have one of the strongest herd protection instincts out there.
They're also not niggerdogs like Pit Bulls, and will never attack your kids. They might eat intruders though.
>>79447240
Dog owners? Yeah statistically its true
>>79445274
>implying you aren't a fat raging autist who can't look after a bird
Cockatiels are fucking useless, at least not all cats are useless cunts and can help remove vermin. Like your bird
>>79447222
Its not more prone to violence it was the purpose of them
>>79446931
There's a pasta about this? Post proof, toothpaste.
>>79447135
>They are worthless
they can scratch from birth by instinct and can do work usually reserved for mules and horses though
it's pretty impressive
>>79446661
that's a big cat
>>79444102
Its owner of the dogs fault. Stop raising you dog like fucking humen and raised them like dogs. They want to be disciplined (not the beating type) and trained. If people don't train there dogs, they'll revert to their canine instinct
>>79446876
>>79445274
PAY
>>79446661
>>79446816
>>79447010
>>79447014
>Maine Coon
I could never get one of those for fear of having sex with it.
>>79447266
they all go to boarding school, why do you think we call them limey faggots?
>>79447380
For you.
>>79447070
It wasn't a big gap but a small one.
But cats like the pests they are will always find a way to fuck things up.
If someone calls for a genocide for cats i would support him. Cats are nothing but pests and need to be exterminated with their faggot owners.
My neighbour had one of these. Incredibly beautiful dog but dumb as a brick. He only lived six years.
He always came to our garden for treats ;_;
>>79447377
A mule and horse are better for any job a Pitbull can do. You can not argue they were breed to be fighting dogs...That's their purpose, if you want a dog for other purposes then there are breeds designed for it.
>>79445274
>grease is angry because cat stole his meal
>>79445274
>military boots
>cockatiels
this is bait but I'll reply in epic thread nonetheless
>>79444778
>Having a rat-infested yard
I hope you get Antibiotic-Resistant Plague
>>79445274
DENBTS
>>79447344
Sure even tho dog owners are educated and smarter its cat owners that are dumb
>retards can't train a dangerous animal therefor ban it
>retards can't safely own a dangerous weapon therefore ban it
>>79447082
Underrated af.
2 red flags
>Your girlfriend dogsitting a pitbull
Probably a libtard
>Bar exam
Lmao enjoy paying off your gfs law school you fucking cuck
>>79445274
I fucking hate birds I killed one last year for eating my pet gecko
>be pit bull owner
>be gun owner
>people aren't dying everywhere around me
why do I even try?
>>79447541
>Cats are nothing but pests and need to be exterminated with their faggot owners.
kind of hard to argue with this to be honest
cats stink and their owners don't fix them so you end up with endless reeking cat rape marathons everywhere, I only pray for an early cold snap that knocks their breeding cycle down
works dogs are good, just like game cocks or horses
I can, more or less, control dogs, even fucking dogs that I don't own and I would fucking never take care of a dog that I don't know enought. Most people fucking suck at training their dogs and thinks shit like if the dog looks strong, he's going to be good at intimidating and the more intimidating their dogs is the better they are as owner because a dog should protect the house, or the opposite of the retardness: if he is small and cute it's ok that he tries to bite people or start fights with other dogs, it's cuuuuuuteee!!!!! omhm my gosh <3!!!
Dog owners fucking sucks and some dogs are harder to train than other, and even the owners who train their fucking dogs do it wrong, like turning into fucking zombies and calling them well-trained and submissive and then the dogs fucking snap and they say "He never did anything like this before, he is well trained!!".
Never fucking take care of a dog you don't own, even if you think you know the owner. People fucking sucks at training pets, even their own kids.
>>79445790
>>79446711
>>79445274
>Even Mexico & Russia think Greece is degenerate
>>79447462
No they mostly did away with Grammar schools..The douglas adams, Richard Dawkins, Peter and Christopher hitchens are not being developed anymore in England.
>>79447397
you sound like a muslim apologist.
dogs are literally the niggers of the animal kingdom.
>>79447618
>Implying rats still exist in civilization
KEK hope you have cancer for being so stupid. Toronto and in your country New York is really the only city that has rats. There is some in France tho.
>>79447453
sexy as fug
>>79444102
go fuck yourself, im sure your girl is ass ugly and did some stupid shit to get bit, niggers will be niggers :D
>>79445276
And of course, you need to be ready to put it down immediately if, God forbid, it goes nuts.
Only way I'd ever consider a pit is if I lived in an area with no people and a massive fenced in yard, and even then, I might as well get a Rhodesian Ridgeback or another big dog that doesn't potentially murder me in my sleep.
>>79447541
You cant keep a fucking animal alive. You cant be respobsible for a living creature. The parrot or the cant be blamed, You are the owner you take the responsbility. You did wrong. And because you cant take responsibility for your mistakes you wont be able to take care of a fucking kid who "just opened the door and a cat attacked him" you will be a shity father
>>79444102
pit bulls are retarded. Just look at their owners, they're usually beaners or niggers. If the most common owner of a certain type of dog is a retarded wetback who wears baggy clothes and sags in 2016, then the dog is probably as fucked as him.
Pitbulls do what they are bred for. Fight.
They shouldn't be sold as household pets.
It could be worse.
I heard about this case where a woman got bit in the face by a dog, and the dog's bottom tooth went up into her nostril. The single bite ripped her nose apart, disfiguring her.
Man, that would fucking suck. One day you're a normal person, the next your nose is all fucked up. It's even worse for a woman because they are obsessed with their faces (that's why they cake on makeup daily).
Imagine having a fucked up looking nose because of a dog bite. I would probably become an alcoholic, bitter recluse or something.
>>79447574
>you want a dog for other purposes then there are breeds designed for it.
thats interesting so name me a dog that can pull heavy weight for gambling purposes
>>79447773
>hates dogs
>thinks he's better than muslims
>>79447699
I hear you bro. Everyone around here has big dogs and guns and its a great place to live. I don't think there has been any real crime in the 8 years I've lived here.
I recent was doing some house and dog sitting for a friend who's girlfriend owned two rescue pitbulls, sat alone with them for 2 weeks. Not a problem out of them, they even slept with me.
>>79447766
>not being developed anymore in England.
please, 100s of years of boarding school rape are just going to go away?
don't think so, those limey faggots are still gay fruit bats
>>79447773
Fuck you, Ahmed. Now go back to goat fucking and quit using a proxy.
>>79447737
I'm not sure what you're implying here.
>>79447900
>for gambling purposes
This is what they were breed for you fucking idiot. They aren't house pets.
>>79447453
Munchkins aren't too bad either
>>79447878
>Just look at their owners, they're usually beaners or niggers.
the owners used to be exclusively powerful white men, oil men, judges, law enforcement
liberalism has faggotized our once strong nation
>>79444102
>have brown labrador
>never growled to anyone
>neighbour cats go to my home from time to time, dog does nothing and even become friends with them
why can't all dogs be like this
euthanise all dogs and only allow labrador is the only solution
>>79447586
nah, in Greece there is a mandatory 1-year military training for all males.
>>79445274
>a fucking denbt
>Parents got a pitbull last week.
>"It's nice anon she wouldn't hurt anyone!"
I just hope it kills the cat before it attacks them.
>>79448031
right, so if they aren't good for anything name me another dog that can pull 2 tons and we can bet on it
>>79445274
>>79445609
FUCK UNDIGNIFIED POOPSCOOPING DOG SYMPATHIZERS
DOGS LITERALLY EAT SHIT AND MAKE NOISE AND TRY TO FUCKRAPE EVERYTHING
THE MUSLIMS ARE RIGHT THEY'RE FILTHY FUCKIN ANIMALS
GET THAT FUCKIN FILTHY ANIMAL OUT OF YOUR HOUSE FUCKIN KUFFAR
KILL EVERY FUCKIN DOG
KILL EM
IF I FIND MORE DOG SHIT ON MY FUCKIN LAWN I'LL FUCKIN SMASH A DOG
>>79448014
N-Nothing, please don't invade us again, master.
>>79447964
>>79448012
>i-its not the dogs fault, its the owner!
literally muslim apologists. quick, hold a treat over your dogs head to get a quick high from that god complex you have!
>>79445652
German Shepherds as based as fuck police dogs fagboy
>>79446661
WAY too big. Norwegian Forest Cats might be slightly smaller and similar to Maine Coon, but fuck me, still the size of a fox.
Creeps me out, because if they snap, your eyes are beyond fucked.
>>79445274
>can't protect his money
>can't protect his bird
Greeks are sure pathetic beings.
NOW PAY DEBTS
>>79445274
>calls cat owners fags
>has a cockatiel
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>>79448245
Forgot pic
>>79444805
Wow, that's AMAZING. How do you do it?
>>79448014
>round irises
What?
>>79448129
lol to me, mentioning your military boots reminds me of other copypastas about edgy high school escapades
>>79447780
Unless you live in the uninhabitable frozen asshole of Canada, you have rats.
Rats thrive in cities especially.
No predators, plentiful food, and dumb leafs like you.
Enjoy your Hyperplague.
>>79448208
>KILL EVERY FUCKIN DOG
>KILL EM
England already tried this move and it didn't turn out so well for them
>>79448119
You own a Lab this is what they were designed to do...To retrieve small animals for you with out puncturing their skin.
>>79447074
>dumb nigger dog just keeps going after him.
>Horse is barely trying and sends the dog flying into a wall.
Lel!
crawling in my skin
>>79448119
labs do this though:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003849/Boy-3-left-horrific-facial-injuries-Labrador-savages-Poole-Harbour.html
>>79447541
>Big enough for a cat to get through
>Somehow not big enough for your shitty bird to get through
You're fucking retarded, denbts.
>>79446230
>German shepherds are Amazing dogs..
The study found that Pit bulls and Rottweilers alone accounted for 67% of deaths, but there were also several Bullmastiffs, Boxers, Bull Terriers, Great Danes, St. Bernards, a Rhodesian Ridgeback, a bulldog, and a Newfoundland.
Working dogs, however, were also frequently implicated, mostly German Shepherds and Doberman Pinschers, but there were also several herders, including Australian shepherds and Collies, and one identified only as a “sheepdog”.
Spitz and Primitive dogs comprised a substantial minority, including multiple Chow Chows; native Japanese dogs (mostly Akita Inus); and sled dogs types: Huskies, Malamutes and others. One incident involved a Basenji.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States
>>79448168
Your reason to own a dog is to pop beers watching it tear it's back out with 2 ton weights? Fucking stupid.
>>79446754
Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs, no matter how well trained they are, they can always chimp out.
>>79444559
The pitbulls should be put down, the people who fight dogs and their good goy enablers deserve to be put down.
That's the entire problem with these breeds, they are actively bred to fight.
>>79448333
Never seen a rodent besides a chipmonk EVER. Oh wait a skunk once.
Enjoy having your cat starve because rats aren't in America.
>>79448318
What?
>>79445274
>can't protect cockatiel
Lel, what a faggot.
>>79444102
Nice blog. Hope she fails
>>79444102
the cunt needing put down is your gf
>>79447222
My dog is extremely fucking prone to violence because she's a god damned wolf. Yet she's never hurt a fly because she's been properly trained and socialized with other dogs because I'm not a useless fucking nigger. Animals are like children, a vast majority of retards are in no way qualified to be responsible for them
>>79444102
I call bullshit. Putting them down is not something you request happen, it's how the animal is always slotted to, unless someone can provide compelling proof the dog was justified in the attack, none of this "let's talk about it" shit.
>>79448424
Probably because they were trained to do that.
Above all, Pit Bulls are bred to. Germans are bred for far more than that.
ah ill share my doge story
>be me
>working at security
>driving aroung the nieghbor with club car
>dogs hate that shity electronic engine so they all barking at it
>one the houses owners own 2 pitbulls
>they are the only dogs that instead of barking trying to chase the club car
>one day i driving slowly near that house
>dog charging at me
>snaping his jaws like shark near my leg
>fuck that doge
>trying to run him over
>almost get him
>dog now spooked
>owner come out of the house
>tell him that next time i see the dog unleashed im putting him to sleep
>driving away
>>79448546
How? I'm truly amazed by this. Doctored photo? All cats have almond shaped irides, right?
>>79448245
Implying a small cat cant fuck up your eyes just as bad
>>79444102
Sorry to hear about that. The pitbull was bred too fast, too many defects in its genetics.
>>79448333
Yeah, only an idiot with his head up his ass thinks there's no rats. Here in Rome, there are more rats than people.
>>79448459
Nah, they are the ISIS of dogs ... intentionally bred for murder by a bunch of sociopaths.
They aren't simply poorly domesticated like some of those stupid wolf hybrids fucking morons took as pets, pitbulls are exactly as intended.
>>79448533
>Skunk
>Rodent
Pick one, skunks are members of the weasel family.
>ITT
>>79448424
Look at your own link the only German that killed someone last year was a police dog doing his job.
>>79448329
the navy seal one?
>i'm not the same guy with the parrot
>>79447546
Bernese Mountain Dogs are super great. My family looked after a neighbor's while they were at work, and he and the family's pug-boxer got along very well. Even when the dog was about x3 the size of our mutt, he still played nicely. Here's a picture of them
>>79448736
It's a manul not a domesticated cat.
>>79444102
my brothers friend had a pitbull and had to be aggressive with it to make sure he knew who the owner was, when ever he would do something bad he would smack its head and scream "NO" and would literally fight it. He won everytime but the dog was still a pain in the ass. One time he tried to bite his sons leg and kicked it off of him as hard as he could. It ate a whole chocolate cake and died
>>79448787
>Pitbull apologist
So basically, it was too much of a pitbull? Too many pitbull genes? Thanks for confirming the more close to a pure pitbull a dog is the more unstable it is.
>>79444102
>Its another crying about dogs episode
>>79448849
>German Shepherds only killing criminals and niggers
Fucking based
>>79448406
>a single labrador maws a baby
>world news
>meanwhile pitbull attacks are barely news outside local town because they are so common
Thank you for proving my point
>>79445274
>has a bird
>calls others faggots
>>79448533
>I've never seen them, so they're not real!
Also, I live in Sacramento, near the American River.
My cat has brought home 6 mice and 12 rats in 3 years.
I know she's killed more than that, because I've seen piles of rat guts on the back porch.
She's a perfect mouser. A rodent killing machine.
>>79448245
I would be afraid too, kek, an angry of these would be very scary.
>>79444102
>>79448944
Oh, I see. Thank you, Mother Russia.
>>79448455
>Fucking stupid.
this Texan guy with a lot of money once told me that oil was his hobby, his real job was dogs
oil = millions
rich oil pricks like to gamble on ???
manly shit
I'm thinking they just let blacks have the lesser stock to scare the liberals away because they're fucking annoying to be around anywhere especially at a pit
>>79447283
>Go to shelter looking to pick up a dogger after I left home.
>45% Dumb Pitbulls that are clearly from idiots who didn't spay or neuter. Warnings on over half the cages
>45% Chihuahuas with no social interaction that just yap and growl.
>9% other dogs, but either already reserved or require expensive medicine.
>Exactly one Aussie Shepherd puppy. Six month old female, looked very inquisitive.
>Is_this_the_one.png
>They're charging 5 times for this one as all the others.
>Ask why.
>She's more desirable, almost certain to get adopted.
Bunch of jews the city shelter.
>>79445652
These >>79446230 >>79446513
German Shepherds are only violently territorial if you don't socialize them with other people and dogs during their formative years. They're very protective of their owners, so if you want to be a social butterfly, make your dog a part of your pack.
>Hurrr, I've kept my dog locked up in a kennel or chained to a tiny area of the yard all its life
>I don't understand why it's not social?!
It's like you and your social skills from your mom's basement, except unlike you, the dog doesn't have a choice and won't just stutter some dumb shit and spill spaghetti when confronted by strangers.
Dogs don't need to be gassed, retarded owners who do not understand how to maintain their breed, need to be gassed.
Dogs are utter faggots.
>all of them have the same scent and pigment in their fur and spread it everywhere they go
>people use them to hurt other people (unless its in the act of defense which is understandable) but also innocent animals (foxes killed for ''''sport'''' and not pest control)
>degenerate modern society inherited the animal pack culture from them (see: alpha / beta pecking order)
>crave attention 24/7
Meanwhile cats:
>clean themselves so they don't often stink
>can't hurt you as much as a dog can, and if you show resistance they will back off
>are just a lot cuter than dogs
>are mostly independent and can take care of themselves
>you can give affection to them when YOU want
>can take care of rats and sometimes spiders
>conveniently shit in the litter box you buy for them, and they even cover it up so that it doesn't smell
There are only breeds of domestic cat with shitty personalities or not, whereas there are A) safe breeds of dogs or B) dangerous breeds of dogs. Black cats tend to be friendlier than white cats, but even then white cats won't necessarily hurt or be a cunt to you.
>>79449008
>being this deluded
It's not the dog, it's the fucking owner. For example, I had a pit as a kid. She was a great dog, but there were some issues, such as being afraid of having her nails clipped, and being jumpy and overly excited when someone she knows comes in. Other then that, she wasn't ever aggressive. She, not being an absolute nigger, died of old age
RIP Based Daisy.
I will never forget you.
>>79448973
/pol/ is full of chinks these days
>>79445274
not to be edgy but the greek's got it right
outside cat on my property = a dead cat
>not having a cocker spaniel
>>79448459
well dogs are dangerous animals so I would say anyone who wants one to get in bed with them is the nigger of humans
might as well stick your cock in a power outlet
>>79448944
PRAISE MANUL
>>79444102
She must have done something to deserve it, well raised dogs, including top tier pitbulls.
and whoever is saying "pitbulls are for niggers" I got four words for you:
YOU ARE A KEK.
Pitbulls are the most patriotic, American dog you can get.
So I'm sorry your GF is a dipshit who doesn't know how to take care of a God-tier doggo
TL;DR: she deserved it.
>>79449228
Amen.
I have a lab, great pupper, loves everything and everyone
>>79448693
>Animals are like children,
no they're really not, they're like animals, dogs, mules, horses, etc
fucking dangerous, a child can't kick you and kill you
>>79449252
This is why I carry a gun and just shoot any niggerbull that starts nipping at me.
BAM BAM
Skull blown apart and down goes the niggerbull.
>>79449252
>Using kek wrong
But yeah, im kek.
>>79444102
What a piece of shit dog.
Mentally unstable, violent, crude and annoying.
Here is a true canine, one of noblity, honour, strength, humility, compassion and loyalty.
May I present,
Dogue De Boudreaux
>>79449181
or just lonely cat owners
>>79448333
>KeK confirmed Cat lover.
Also Alberta makes me laugh.
I love watching my cat hunt the vermin around my house.
>>79449137
>Hurrr, I've kept my dog locked up in a kennel or chained to a tiny area of the yard all its life
There are hunting dogs that are breed to live in kennels...They aren't suppose to follow you they are suppose to form a pack and follow the pack leader
>>79448945
>my brothers friend had a pitbull and had to be aggressive with it to make sure he knew who the owner was,
well your friend is a fucking retard,
you tell the dog you're in charge by eating before it does, these dogs are able to switch owners easily, it's good to hear the dog died by the owners idiocy, it was better off dead than living with that asshole fool
>>79449299
I miss my old lab-mix. Never bit anyone, his only desire in the world was to be fed and loved, loved to jump in tall grasses. Also taught him how to swim, as he had no idea due to being a stray for maybe a year or 2, but finally go the hang of it.
>>79444102
Most women are fucking useless with dogs. Don't know how to discipline them or be a pack leader.
Example I can walk my pit bull cross at the dog park without a lead. She stays next to me and doesn't even care about other dogs/people.
Then there are the women everywhere with dogs too big for them. On small leads and they can barely control the dog. They are vicious, unsocialised and want to attack anything that comes to close.
These women have no idea how to behave around other dogs either. They freeze up and the dogs pick up on their fear and go crazy.
>>79449299
I will forever laugh at the memory of my uncles lab resting on top of a would be thief looking like he was having so much fun with him, but he even tried to move his body or arms, he would start snarling and barking, just to return back to friendly and playful once the guy had stopped.
>>79449160
One of my cats (looks (((coincidentally))) like your pic related). Is a literal dindu-nigger.
He steals pretty much anything that can be moved.
Little faggot also learned that he can bribe me, when I get angry on him. He then occasionally brings back stuff I thought I had lost months ago.
>>79449124
Aussie Shepherds are excellent animals as long as you provide them space to run/walk them religiously. They do get destructive if they have too much energy.
>>79449179
>It's not the dog, it's the fucking owner.
sometimes it is the dog though, some of them are just nasty from birth for no reason and have to be put down
can't get them to stop biting
>>79449325
Learn reading comprehension you tard. My simile was clearly explaining owning an animal is like raising children, most people such as yourself are too stupid to train either right
>inb4 my wolf is dangerous
>>79449664
Tough breed if you aren't active as shit....They are great though
>>79444102
great pitbull hate song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=firPB10yM7c
