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Canada hate thread
>>79429954
>hating your own hat
That's a swan
>>79429954
How does this make you feel?
>>79429954
70%
great thread OP, keep'em coming
>>79429954
I KEEP CALLING FOR CANADIAN GENOCIDE, WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO GET ON BOARD, DAMNIT?
>>79429954
Rude af
>>79429954
What did we do to you, OP?
>>79430105
What the leaf said. Canadians will also acknowledge that Canadian Geese are literal hellspawn.
>>79429954
FFS OP at least get the fucking pic right.
>>79429954
>regular swan
>Canada goose
Clappistani edumugashun
>>79429954
>>79430892
That's when he was playing dead before he outsmarted him and eagle died hungry
>>79429954
For an asian country they are not bad.
>>79429954
You know that isn't a Canadian Goose right?
>>79431019
Amerifats are so heavily punished for accidentally or otherwise playing with kinder eggs or killing birds because Amerifats gon Amerifat. Choke on kinder egg. Choke on dead eagles if not prohibited
British Columbia is full of beautiful white people, come live here.
>>79431193
Quick! Picture him from the side!
>>79431057
for a brown country usa ain't bad either
>>79431278
Murka in 1812
>>79431244
You aint fooling me, Kwang
>>79429954
This is for that fucking Paki that kept posting in that other thread
>>79430722
This. They are demons that have scratched their way out of hell back to earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0gZiJxP5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
>>79430704
OP's wife prefer maple syrup
>>79431410
>states with bestiality.png
>states with first cousin marriage.png
>>79429954
what the fuck did you say you little bitch?
>>79430722
Americans will admit communism is better if asked.
>>79431339
>Liking Family Guy
This is why I hate Canada
>>79429954
>>79431883
>not liking family guy
This is why i hate brazil.
>>79430722
This desu senpai. They shit everywhere and they go for the balls.
Why make a hate thread when we can team up, drink some beers and shoot down sum geese.
>>79430129
Our peen is still bigger than yours, leaf.
>>79432085
all the better to reach around for desu~
>>79430129
wouldn't that picture imply Canada has a fucking massive gaping asshole
>an oversized seagull
>>79431360
It's true, I left my basement for the first time in a month to visit the Oak Bay Tea Party.
My heart was lifted when I saw all the beautiful white blonde children scampering about the rides and attractions.
There is still hope.
>>79431983
You would expect to see something like this when you play Doom. Not in a pleasant grassy park.
>>79431883
>A FUCKING DIAMOND
>>79432082
all canadians love the canadian goose
Ohhhh wow look another american posting a thread about how they think america is "better" than Canada despite Canadians living more comfortably than Americans, lol.
I mean no ill will though, I just pity Americans and how primitive they are. Too bad :\
>>79432233
>Canada eating Americas dust, as per usual
must admit
i really fucking hate canadian posters
just fuck off to some other board canacucks
>>79430129
>Hetalia
>shitiest attempt at "fun" history
>not even a good anime when it became slice of life
Into the trash it goes
>>79432260
>>79429954
YA FUCK CANADA THIS PEICE OF SHIT HOMO LOVING NATION, BURN US DOWN TO THE GROUND, FUCKING PUTIN SEND THE NUKE THE PAJIT LEADING THE ARMY WONT FIGHT YOU IN THE COLD OF A NUCLEAR WINTER.
At first I was like
But then I was like
>>79433142
>>79433172
Good, as other people here have pointed out, we all hate geese.
Eh?
>>79433311
Me too, fucking hell spawn
>>79432232
He's bent over but he's still the active participant. Nice dick though Florida good thing i see no circ scars
>>79433354
Eh bud gidday did ya go out for a rip?
>>79429954
Canada is ok. Just ok.
>>79429954
You can hate on us all you want but you will never know the hate a Canadian one has for his own country.
>>79429954
Not an argument.
>>79433530
That'll be a cost of $800K to society for your new heart with a copay for you of some 12K plus regular payments to premiums. Oops nobody cares? Why are you still here?
Fellow Canadians,
We should be ashamed. We used to be a based nation. We are now a national embarrassment. I served this country for 10 years and still do but we need to make Canada great again, before it's too late.
Weed was already basically legal you morons.
>>79433670
>americans ever pay their health care bills
>>79433856
Ohhh Canada
Our home and native land..
>>79431057
What is this asian country lah muh meee? I really don't get it, I lived in Canada my entire life and rarely saw any chinks.
>>79429954
I live on the Canadian border (outside of Detroit).
1979; Iran. Americans are being rounded up by the revolutionary guard, starting the hostage crisis that lasted 444 days.
A few make it to the Canadian embassy. What do the Canadians do? They hide them, hook them up with fake ID's, and help them to escape (putting themselves at risk).
When news of this finally broke out, there were billboards all along the Detroit river pointing toward Canada that said "Thank You Canada"
OP may be too young to have lived through this time, but I'm not. As far as I'm concerned, me and Canada are cool.
>>79434026
Where ya' from, lad?
Canada's my favourite country desu. Happy Canada Day leafs.
>>79430892
>mfw bald "eagles" (more like seagulls really) can't even go near water without getting waterlogged and drowning
>>79434076
Yup, Canadians did in fact save many lives during the 1979 hostage crisis in Iran.
>>79434124
Probably northwest territories
>>79434217
Nah, I hardly see any chinks or niggers around here but I'm in the Ottawa Valley. Mostly hicks around here, a few Lebs but they're alright.
>>79432085
But yours has Mexicans and Cubans on it, should probably get that checked out.
>>79429954
>>79430892
More American memories of Canada...
Early 1980's. The state of Michigan has changed the drinking age to 21, but it's still 19 in Canada.
At the same time, the exchange rate is almost 2:1, and it's pre-911, so all you need to cross the border is a drivers license (or not).
A whole generation of Detroit area youngsters have fond memories of driving over to Canada for dinner, drinks & fun before heading back to America.
>>79430129
Well that explains Detroit
Just the same... happy Canada Day to our neighbors to the north.
You've always been the cool stoner uncle who would buy us beer. Hope you stay the same always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kg2GPjN0SY
>>79434751
>>79434793
>>79432523
>>79432523
Ha, yeah, I love to hit them with my truck and throw rocks at them
Only faggots hate geese.
Geese are fucking awesome, loyal, intelligent, have feelings, habits and a social structure. One of the smartest birds in the world.
They are super protective and would only attack if you threaten their family, which any sane human would do as well, but illiterate inbred rednecks cannot fathom that.
Also, Canada > USA, pic related.
>>79434124
Manitoba
>>79434158
Just like the niggers who inhabit their country
>>79433005
>>79434076
Implying your kinsmen aren't lacking oxygen to the brain.
>>79433142
>>79432233
>>79432246
Population density m8. Most people in BC live in Vancouver and Vancouver is 40% chinks.
>>79432260
I saw one in a park with it's beak busted off and just it's demonic tongue sticking out of it's head.
I'm traumatized for life.
>>79432752
fuck off jamal, you're clearly that ugly kid that people kept around to make themselves look better.
White Canadian non-millennial in the north here looking for a fight, bring your best punches millennials, none will accept tho~
>>79437634
>>79435857
That's a falcon, not.an eagle.
>>79429954
You guys hate niggers and even your own people. Why's wrong with it?
>>79436145
Where'd you get this
>>79431007
Eagle: "It was never supposed to get this bad..."
#NukeCanadaOnChristmas
>>79437634
What a badass and all we have to do is fly to Canada to fight you?
>>79437996
Say what?
>>79430129
>sticking your dick in Detroit
>Fucking a nigger
Absolutely disgusting
>>79433856
preaching to the choir my man
>>79439087
Actually, it's fucking Toledo, Ohio
>>79434335
And yours has all the shitskins who live in Toronto. That sounds like an even bigger problem.
Is Canada still burning? Have the South African firefighters taught yours how to be more inclusive to women yet?
fuck canada
>>79429954
The other day while walking in North Vancouver I saw a bald eagle getting bullied by 3 crows.
>>79434129
It's dominion day
>>79439632
>Canada didn't exist
Yeah upper Canada and lower Canada isn't Canada right?
>>79440263
yeah, youre right, it was the british you fucking moron
>>79439284
>implying Canada would want to touch this shithole
>>79440396
It wasn't upper and lower Britain stupid
>>79434751
>>79434793
>>79436285
>>79436304
Well done, Anon!
>>79439632
>>79440554
for you
>>79429954
>mute swan
>fine example of American education
>>79440263
lower canada was french and british and northern canada is and always has been a bunch of fucking eskimos
>A bunch of leafs get butthurt about some anon
>haha we burned down your whitehouse
it's almost like we rebuilt it even better than before and proceeded to cuck you on a global scale
>>79440396
Independence war wasnt american, it was fought by british traitors.
>>79430267
No fun they would just apologize as we did it. >Although all those sweet QBZ-95's we could liberate.
