THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
When can we end Britian ameribros? Fucking can't stand those cunts we need revenge for all they've done to us and retribution for the war of 1812
>>79427704
>>79427822
Nope, it's real, and it's pretty funny
Uptight cunts got their panties in a twist about it though
>>79427704
JEW DETECTED
STOP TRYING TO BREAK OUR NEWFOUND ANTI-GLOBALIST BOND AFTER BREXIT
You need to deal with your own problems too, paco.
The fact you are riddled and are about to get out bred by legal Mexicans, the fact you have all this nigger on white crime (plus raping your women for the past 50 years), the fact you have a man hating witch to become your next president, and the fact your degenerate media is riddled by jews, while jews use your 'free' land as their spaceship enterprise.
I heard Israel's dick tastes nice? Not my thing personally, bruv. But good on you.
>>79427704
It's just banter.
>>79427704
is this by any chance you OP?
>>79427704
I have no problem with this.
If the few surviving white Brits want to make good with America they can always set the White House on fire again. They could spike the doors shut and torch congress while it is in full session, too. We wouldn't mind.
>>79427915
>it's real
No kidding? I never heard of this, it's pretty fucking funny. Time to google
>>79427704
We celebrate the day we declared war and eventually kicked their asses (thanks France), they can celebrate The British Empire Strikes Back all they want.
>>79428926
>If the few surviving white Brits want to make good with America they can always set the White House on fire again. They could spike the doors shut and torch congress while it is in full session, too. We wouldn't mind.
This is agreeable to me as well.
The British are the worst and they actually think they are our ally i wish they would just BUG OFF
>>79427704
Retribution? If I remember you burned down the Canadian government buildings first.
Why does it matter when our country is infinitely stronger than theirs ever has been and ever will be.
>>79427704
you can dish it out but can't take it
very sad!
>>79427704
> cunts
I don't believe that you're American.
>>79429158
Lad, you know we're great.
>>79428914
Are Americans the only white people on earth who don't understand banter?
>>79427704
>>79427822
Nah, it's real
https://twitter.com/ukinusa/status/503668849750056960
>>79427704
Is trump going to have a rally on the 4th?
>>79429386
Only northerner pussies and libtards from cali. Everyone down here is a step below Australians
>>79427704
It's just banter mate.
>>79429158
>BUG OFF
Bit harsh don't you think?
>>79427704
Why so butthurt? It's funny. Laugh.
>>79427704
That's actually pretty funny
Maybe in a few years we can celebrate all of the mudslimes they took in with candles. Of course we would need a 150 foot long cake but oh well.
Oh even better, with firecrackers so they all sacrifice themselves for Allah to make it even more realistic!
>>79427704
hahaha... "I love those fucking Brit's!!"
>>79427704
Cant handle the bantz mate?
No one in the UK even knows about this event, if you post it around abit im sure some muzzies will celebrate it
>>79429386
I found it hilarious.
>>79427704
Lol Americans still mad about being r3kt
Didn't know Brits could even own assault sparklers? Stay safe over there
>>79429711
>Of course we would need a 150 foot long cake but oh well.
Why would you only need half an American sized cake?
>>79429386
The argies.
>>79427704
>>79429393
HAHAHAHAHA YANKS BTFO THE BRITS GOT THEIR BANTZ BACK FREEDOM REALLY DOES GREAT THINGS
>>79427704
Need to do it again desu
>>79430009
Is that why we won the war leaf? Even at New Orleans when the war was already over? I actually think that tweet is pretty funny though.
>>79427704
Save their asses in both world wars and this happens
>>79427704
Its just banter.
>>79430193
>white people
>argies
>>79430839
you did it for the money and you got payed for it you have nothing to complain about you butthurt amerilard
>>79430839
We warned you not to go into Vietnam bros but oh no you went and listened to the French who then left you to hang out to dry in that shithole all alone.
>>79427704
On the bantz scale I would give it a 9/11 :^)
>>79430371
As long as Obama's in office when they do.
Then we watch as The God Emperor erects a greater one in it's place.
>>79427704
Why can't you butter-toothed faggots burn it down now?
Lazy inbreds.
>>79431027
And it took until the 1960s for France to leave your coastal desert country
>stealing Canada's thunder
How pathetic can a nation be?
>>79427704
You threw our tea into the ocean. You've done enough damage.
>>79431215
Not all alone. Our koala fucking half brothers helped us.
>be American
>Bongs come to burn down White House
>God intervenes
>sends tornado after bongs
>bongs lose more men than Americans
>fugyeah.jpg
>>79431811
you must have at least 500 years of history to even open it up nigger and i will have you know we got Marseille back
>Less than a day after the attack began, a sudden, very heavy thunderstorm—possibly a hurricane—put out the fires. It also spun off a tornado that passed through the center of the capital, setting down on Constitution Avenue and lifting two cannons before dropping them several yards away, killing British troops. >Following the storm, the British returned to their ships, many of which were badly damaged. The occupation of Washington lasted only about 26 hours. After the "Storm that saved Washington", as it soon came to be called, the Americans were able to regain control of the city.[3]
>burn the white house
>there is still a white house
nice job losers
>>79427704
If Hillary wins I invite them to burn the White House again
>>79429580
hey faggot even though I might be the only redpilled in manhattan I still get bantz.
>>79432301
you mean the gay house.
>>79427704
>>79429122
Hello cit...we fellow burger. You have won an all expenses paid trip in the party van! Don't worry, we know right where you are, and we are sending our PARTY COORDINATORS to your home!
>>79430031
The candles would be scaled to half size to represent the thin starving refugees of course
>>79427704
AHAHAHHA that's what I call (((((KEKED))))
Sick burn Nigel.
>>79433851
wew 4chan now changes C U C K E D into K E K E D NICE
>>79432104
Weather always help the British, we're truly mother nature's children.
>Spanish send Armada
>Freak wind comes out of nowhere and reks the majority of the ships
>Exact same thing happens when we cucked Asia
>Exact same thing happens against the Dutch
>Try to set "White" House on fire, but can't get it to light
>Freak wind turns it into a raging inferno
>Britain only ever beaten by other Brits and mother nature getting confused which side were the good guys
>>79428702
is that suit even legal?
KEKED
>>79433928
how new are you srsly ?
>>79429386
It's generally a much more Eastern thing
like Boston, NYC, Philly etc. are places full of bantz
>>79427704
why are you worried about something that happened 200 years ago and doesn't affect you?
>>79433937
>Britain only ever beaten by other Brits
You sure about that?
Pretty sure you guys didnt just let us win... You got beat by farmers and frogs..
>>79427704
>>79428803
Indeed, pretty sure sparklers are illegal in the UK anyhow.
>>79435858
Foreign Farmers.... An anglos only weakness :(
Don't let the jews divide us
>>79432904
>>79435939
Not if you have a fireworks licence and a safety glove aswell as a bucket of water in a 3 radius lad.
>>79435797
Fucking canadian traitors
>>79427704
>I'M BUTTHURT ABOUT A WAR THAT HAPPENED 200 YEARS AGO RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>GOD WHY DO THESE BRITS ENJOY BANTER RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79433851
holy shit that guy is my twin
>>79436824
You look exactly like Hitler? Holy shit
>>79428933
Pretty sure they were forced to delete it and apologise due to the amount of butthurt is generated.
>>79435939
Fuck yes, they'classed as WMDs here now. Theres also a new 3 spoke limit on our assault bike wheels.
>>79437110
Understood, people can't take a fucking joke anymore.
>>79437408
Didn't you declare independence from the EU over that nonsense?
>>79427704
>>79432904
TOP KEK
Forgot flag in the back left tho
>after brexit
wtf i love the brits now
>after this
wtf i hate the brits now
>>79427704
Its ok, London got burned down twice.
We can be nice friend friend now.
>>79434470
This is true, the south and west are dry bantz country.
>>79428702
Balfour Declaration
>>79427704
This was actually pretty clever. Why is the humour gone from foreign affairs? Why are americans just tight assed cunts?
>>79428926
>>79429122
It's in the great plan. There is still the matter of overdue taxes though.
>>79427704
http://www.theverge.com/2014/8/25/6064855/british-embassy-200th-anniversary-white-house-burning-tweet
fuck that really happend
what did obumba do? cry?
>>79427704
So it's true, Americans really don't get humour more sophisticated than a fart or sex joke.
>>79438843
>There is still the matter of overdue taxes though.
Yeah, so you might just want to let that slide
>>79435858
Couldn't even do it on your own. Pathetic lad.
>>79438035
Unfortunately no. That fuckwittery was all our own. Brexit has made me hope that brits are growing testes again, so hoping for a handgun ban repeal.
>>79428381
>>79428914
>>79429580
>>79431215
>>79431336
>>79439987
lol yeah right. euros are afraid of guns because they hate freedom.
>>79440492
Careful son, i've got a spoon here (teaspoon, soup spoons are banned)
>>79427704
U.S should pay reparations for killing British soldiers in the war of Independence.
>>79440951
Did you pay your tv tax? Because They Know™ if you didn't.
>>79440951
At least you know lad. At least you know.
>>79440492
sure lol
>>79438843
Not without some representation m80
>>79427704
>retribution for the war of 1812
>>79441524
deny it if you like. canadians are afraid of guns of course for a different reason. it's because you are homosexual and like penis.
>>79427704
>waaaah im offeneded!
Fuck off and nice one dad.
>>79427704
> your countrymen slaughtered
> your women raped
> sparklers to celebrate
MEIN SIDES
>>79437408
>owning bike wheels
Fucking hell good thing we threw you out of the union before it could spread.
>>79427704
Pretty fuckin' funny if real.
No reason to be butthurt. Only inferior 3rd world morons hold 100+ grudges.
>>79427704
>>79429386
Remember we are the home of sjws
>>79427704
Yanks and Brits kicked each others asses, got up, got over it, and are the best of friends. We hold no grudes Britbros. You are my heros right now anyway after Brexit. So happy fucking holidays and all that mate.
>>79439478
even worse, a bunch of aristocracy tricked the locals into fighting their own people and begged your enemies for help that they didn't send at first and you still couldn't win.
>>79427704
If you can't handle the bantz from our cousins in the UK, fuck off you humorless cunt.
>>79427704
quality banter, but that wont be enough to divide and conquer us Goldstein
>>79436615
I prefer my one desu
>>79442908
Hi dad!
>>79442416
Good luck with Trump POTUS lads
>>79442977
Nice dubs son
>>79443092
Thanks dad! I love you!
>>79443029
I'm actually okay with that. Just make sure the niggers are inside.
>>79432904
Top kek.
>>79428702
>create Israel at great cost
>continually defend it
>I-I heard Israel's d-dick tastes nice r-right goy?
