What is the most irrelevant country in Europe? My country is right next to Estonia and I didn't even know it existed until today - and then there are Latvia and Lithuania. What are these countries??
If you don't know about Estonia or Reval, then you don't know about Danish history either.
n1 bait
That thing sandwiched between Ukraine and Romania.
Most poeple don't fucking care how relevant their countries are. What people want is a country that is peaceful, prosperous and stable, not a country that is HUGE and POWERFUL.
Monaco > China
It's where the white people live
>>79427427
Scotland, it's not even on the map
>>79427427
Well San Marino is technically a country, as is the Vatican.
>>79427427
How can you say that Estonia is irrelevant? Its bordering Russia and its friendly to NATO, what happens there could be relevant for the whole world.
I am going to say Andorra
>>79427976
Scotland isn't a country
It's like saying Ohio is a country. Not even that, because Scotland isn't even a state. It's more like saying a specific area in a country is a country.
>>79427976
Not a real country
>>79427427
Moldova?
>>79427427
>What is the most irrelevant country in Europe?
All of eastern Europe, mainly the former Soviet countries.
>>79428141
Nah that's retarded bro, Scotland is a country in the fullest sense of the word.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland
The United Kingdom is a union of countries. Northern Ireland is often counted as a country as well.
>>79427427
excluding microstates? got to be moldavia
>>79428291
>>79428337
Not a country
Montenegro,seriously WTF
>>79428563
fuck off mate, just fuck the fuck off
only reason I know of lithuania is that little girl from the cartoon class 104
Moldova, 100%. Or one of those places like San Marino if that counts as a country.
>>79428530
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Is+Scotland+a+country
Retard
>>79428282
top tier hookers, good vodka. the best combination between the pure, unadulterated latin fuck lust and the slavic chick proportions.
>>79428771
They are not independent countries you twat
>>79427427
Montenegro. Back before WW1 the king would just sit out on the side of the road and shoot the shit with whoever walked by. They were so irrelevant that they didn't count towards the Balkan powder keg.
>>79427427
Transnistria, closely follow by Finaland look at us we do so much amazing shit like er... oh forget it got nothing since Nokia went tits up.
>>79427427
Lichtenstein
>>79427427
Moldova
>ITT
>people non ironically mentioning people with millions or hundreds of thousands of people in them
>>79428103
>Andorra
Liechtenstein & Luxembourg
Do these places even do anything ever?
>>79429152
Tax evasion & Eurocuckery
>>79428935
Neither are you
>>79427796
My vote goes toward Moldova
>>79429152
>Do these places even do anything ever?
Yeah, a fuckton of money.
>>79427427
probably albania or moldova
>>79427427
the sole reason those countries were created is to shitpost in russian threads
>>79427427
Macedonia
definitely San Marino, such a pointless country
>>79427427
Du har simpelthen aldrig hort historien om Dannebrog? Er du retarderet?
whats up with that random bit of russia between poland and lithuania?
>>79427427
Here you have template.
>>79429853
WW2
>>79427427
I'm not really sure where Estonia is... Hang on, I'll use my Estonia Beacon and we can ask him together.
>>79429853
Strategic coastal area that can't be mined of as easily by the eternal fingol
>>79429390
ueu lad
>>79427427
Malta, I only knew of its existance because I randomly got it as base while playing Rise of Nations.
>>79429973
I am ashamed this worked enough to lure my attention to this thread...
>>79427427
Estonia is a free market paradise with flat tax and high standards of living.
If more of the big European countries imitated Estonia the world would be a far better place.
Have some respect, you filthy Dane. Denmark is a liberal socialist pisshole.
>>79427427
>Danish education
>dane says he's never heard of estonia
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_Estonia
gud bait made me reply 7/10
>>79430443
Romania is tatleast Yellow and will pass the gray after Brexit when we become the primary outpost vs russia.We have the most important geopolitical position against Russia.
>>79429952
>>79430572
whoa...im tripping out duuuuuude
>>79427427
Netherlands
>>79430168
IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
So tell us about yourself, Estonia.
>>79429952
>>79430572
is the ocean strongly relevant because its sinking your windmill powered country?
lets be real here, this is the only real and objective answer here. no bias, and 3rd party here rate
>>79430759
Yes. Truly our greatest enemy.
>>79430761
>Scotland
>Relevant
Kek
>>79430761
>anywhere in europe
>absolutely relevant
hmm...
>>79427427
I'd say Andorra or San Marino.
I actually know a couple people from Latvia, it has a decent size population.
>>79427427
Kosovo
>>79430761
>V4 is not at least yellow
>>79431042
I dont even know where slovakia is. nice try
what about lichtenstein
couple of years ago you could rent the entire country for 70'000
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/15/liechtenstein-hire-rental-scheme
Estonia has a cool name plus they're known to have very beautiful women.
Belarus gets my vote, I would say it has a bad reputation but most people forget it exists.
>>79427427
Mainland Finland is a beautiful place I bought a nice piece of property 20 miles outside Tallinn just incase Hillary wins
>>79427427
Wow, you're really fucking retarded.
>Amerifags thinking they know shit about politics
Get lost, vote for Trump and fuck up your "country" more than it is already.
>>79427427
Fuck you OP
>>79431167
That's expected. Burgers don't know a shit about geography
But you sure know all the 160 burger variants.
>>79431928
>ticked a box and crashed the global market
>not top tier relevance
>>79427427
Sealand, but they will be a global power by 2030
>>79427427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-fsTAnmNIY
>>79432241
>sealand
>not absolutely relevant
Are you okay anon?
>100% white
>>79427427
1. Moldova
2. Malta
3. Cyprus
4. Baltic states
>>79428141
Thanks for reminding me that Ohio isn't a country...
the balkans
>>79432111
alright, lets assume what happens what would happen when Germany ticks the box.
Your excuse for a country is laughable, like us you were relevant at some point - but no longer to the same extent, the sooner you'll get over it the better for your health.
>>79427427
Vatican City
>>79428337
NI isn't a country though. There's no official term for what it is.
>>79432343
>100% white
Not for long, Goyim
>>79432553
of course there's an official term.
It's [spoiler]ours[/spoiler]
BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT ESTONIA
>Moldavia
>Tunesia
>Belorussia
>>79432460
>worlds 5th largest economy
>worlds 2nd largest financial market
>worlds 2nd most effective military
>maritime gate way to Europe
>Nuclear power
>Head of the global commonwealth
>Birth place of the World language
Okay Germany lite
>>79429390
>Liechten(((stein)))
>>79432489
>the city state of the first religion of the world is irrelevant
>>79432553
Most people here in NI refer to it as a province.
Moldova and it's not even close
>>79427427
lithuania is cool though, good women
>>79432836
I normally just use "the occupied six"
>>79432024
>160 variants
hamburger, cheeseburger
there are only two
>>79431928
Kek, here's a PROPER map.
Actually denmark isn't relevant too. Puppet of germany.
>>79429952
>>79429336
OH SHIT
>>79433167
> Sweden
> Relevant
I think Liechtenstein beats out all of them. Or San Marino.
I mean, they're like the size of a football stadium.
>>79433167
Ukraine is superpower of far east europe.
>>79427427
Lichtenstein. You can't even see it.
There's the microstates which seem the most obvious candidates
San Marino, Andorra, Liechtenstein and Vatican State
The Vatican has a huge cultural influence and Liechtenstein has financial power so it would be between either Andorra or San Marino. I'd go with San Marino there.
If we exclude microstates, certain Balkan countries and the Baltics report in.IMO the contenders would be
Moldova, montenegro, bosnia and herzegovina, latvia and lithuiania. Another one might be Belarus considering that it is just a Russian proxy state with no relevance by its own merit whatsoever
Other generally irrelevant countries, but still more relevant than the above mentioned:
Estonia, Iceland, Macedonia, Slovenia and many other Balkan/South/East European countries that I can't even remember the names of. You are irrelevant too
>>79433312
>west middle east*
>>79432994
It's only two-thirds of a province though
>>79433229
Hmm..pretty good, but i think toothpaste is more relevant than yurohue or spaghetti
>>79433270
Sweden is relevant politically, not very relevant, but still relevant.
>>79433312
You're only relevant because of Russia fucking around with you, no other reason. You could very well be the catalyst for WW3.
>>79433270
The town rapist will come to you tonight.
>>79427427
Not the Finns.
Now check 'em.
>>79432932
>notice me, the last good news my country made was at the end of WW2
How about you grow up.
I heard you call your money "ounce" now, it's certainly not a pound anymore.
Have fun living in a country which standard of living will now get worse faster than the rest of the EU.
The only reason English is the world language is - because it's so fucking easy even the Amerifags can speak it.
I would also include Luxembourg as well.
Why does not Russia goes full Hitler and invade the Baltics to get access to that piece of clay?
If you include micronations i'd say liechtenstein
andorra and monaco are under french protectorate or something
else latvia or moldova
>>79433375
>Macedonia
Not a country
Also, Latvia is the least relevant Baltic country.
>>79427427
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
>>79433682
Kek, I see Germans are still butthurt about Brexit.
Keep on crying, you wuss. Britain is undoubtedly relevant.
>>79433167
Moldovans can't even afford internet to defend themselves on 4chin
>>79433766
*full America
>>79433677
Nice quads bro! Checked.
>>79433312
>Getting btfo by Chernobyl!!!
>>79433677
ebin
>>79432932
english was invented in america
>>79432382
This place is a nigger infested shithole with the relative humidity of a greasy fedoramaster's taint.
>>79433832
Moldova is nothing more than a Russian vassal. They'd be a bit more relevant if Romania actually wanted them back, but for now they are completely negligible on the world stage.
Liechtenstein
>>79433167
>Ukraine absolutely relevant.
top fucking kek americunt
by the way, we will repeat the presidential vote in Austria so you fucks can go apeshit over a useless position again.
>>79433947
Not it wasn't you twit. It was invented in the epicenter of innovation, Cambodia.
>>79433682
The only 2 times Austria has been relevant are when they where being cucked by the Krauts, or when they where being cucked by the Hungarians.
>>79434106
Or the times they got mistaken for Australia.
Moldova unless you count meme countries like kosovo or liechtenstein
>>79433410
Get fucked potato-nigger.
>>79434106
lel
Try harder
>>79434180
delet
>>79433507
Spaghetti are relevant through tourism and control of migration and I can't be mean to greatest ally Alberto Barbosa either.
>>79433205
Nonsense. We lick the butthole of USA not Germany.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10641325
Let the Europeans decide.
>>79429853
it was east prussia until the bolshevized russian hordes moved in and ethnically cleansed the germans from it
>>79434012
Oh, excuse me Mr. EU, it's not like a Russian invasion of Ukraine (Which is still very much possible) would erupt into WW3. Ya know, the war that could end everything as we know it?
Explain to me how that's NOT extremely relevant?
>>79434146
How's the village rapist?
>>79434235
He's right, you know? You were only relevant during the HRE, WW1, and WW2 to a lesser extent. You're definitely irrelevant now that you're jut another cog in the EU.
>>79434354
You seem to have a lot of influence in the North Sea along with Norway,
>>79433546
Ukraine is race of warriors. My existence is war for my life, and defending wellbeings of our fellow europeans. We have had to fend off eternal evil from both west and east borders. Also ukraine invented rockets and nuclear power. So...
>>79427427
Fuck off danmark, you're even more irrelevat than Eesti.Denamrk don't even have own memes.
>>79429973
Eesti brushposter was my favourite avatarfagging cunt,
>>79432967
Won't be relevant after we nuke it.
>>79434361
please do continue, it's quite funny.
The mighty Great Britain needs to punch down on the puny Austria, please senpai, don't.
>>79434146
This guy right here.
Reminder that if your country does not possess nuclear weapons you cannot be absolutely relevant.
>>79427976
lol
>>79434485
I just hope you know the consequences of a war with Russia right now. Nonetheless, defending your homeland is still worthy of respect so godspeed.
Moldova. Are they even white?
>>79431787
Did you edit that on a Commodore 64?
>>79434670
delet
>>79434267
you're literally poorer than Africans, explain yourself
>>79434422
Oh i'm sorry, what you're trying to say is that Austria has only been relevant in 3/5 ths of history since 500AD.
Please tell me, when was your shithole of a country founded?
Fucking teenager countries, wanna play superpower but don't learn from the mistakes of the past.
>>79434724
All of the money they make goes right back to Russia, they're basically slaves.
Kosovo
>>79431930
Don't be mad Eesti, I still love you <3
>>79434724
planned economy under the USSR designed to supply the rest of the USSR with tobacco, canned fruit, shoes and wine because the rest of it was a frozen and infertile shithole
the subsequent break up of it left us in an economic collapse
Kosovo
>>79434795
We're talking about modern relevance hans, not historical relevance. If we were discussing historical relevance you'd be in the top 5 countries.
You seem to suffer from an inferiority complex. That's OK, we don't all always get to be superpowers.
>>79427427
Liechtenstein or Andorra.
>>79427976
>>79434795
You're literally the Italy of WW1
>be at war with Serbia and Russia
>Germany tells you to bolster the eastern front
>Okay
>send all your troops to Serbia instead
>somehow thinks Serbia is a bigger threat than Russia
>Russia starts fucking shit up
>can't get your troops back in time because your trains run at the same speed as a bicycle
>>79428291
> Scotland
> retards
Yes
>Scotland
>a real country
you made your choice fags, now live with it
For a size to relevance ratio, Moortugal has to be near the bottom. Can't say I've ever seen them in the news for anything.
>>79432343
>>79432778
It actually isn't
>>79435709
>France
>relevant
kek. It's not the 18th century senpai
>>79435905
They have nukes lad. Nukes = relevancy
>>79435905
What
>>79436062
said.
>>79436062
They're not top tier though
>>79436062
They are controlled by Germany.
Until they leave EU, they are not as relevant as they can be.
>>79436062
They haven't had a major influence on world events since the second empire. What have they done since then?
>almost lost ww1 for the allies
>surrendered ww2
>no new ideological movements
>Merkels bitch
Irrelevant
>>79433507
who is toothpaste ?
>>79436685
aquafresh
>>79434827
>>79435029
not a country
>>79436420
>almost lost ww1 for the allies
>surrendered ww2
Memes aside they couldn't help being the neighbours of the most powerful military on the planet at that time. They did alright in the First World War too.
>no new ideological movements
The rest of Europe and the US are pretty stagnant when it comes to ideology too, that doesn't impact their relevancy.
>merkels bitch
As long as they stay independent of the EU and don't end up like Greece I don't think it affects their relevancy.
Am i the only one ?
>>79437018
>As long as they stay independent of the EU
They aren't, and it is much of their own fault. They wanted federalism back then, and now they do not, after people realize that politicians of then lied to them.
>>79429853
The rooskies never gave the Exclave of Danzig back to Germany after WWII
>>79436787
aquafresh - netherlands
toothpaste - luxemburg
Proszę nie myl tych dwóch Mati.
>>79434405
It was prussian until the german hordes moved in and ethnically cleansed the balts from it. What goes around comes around.
Albania
>>79437239
>>79437239
That's East Prussia, with the Prussian capital city of Königsberg. Danzig is a German/Polish city, and used to be part of West Prussia.
>>79434489
Can someone explain this meme, I'm an ignorant burger
>>79437083
>>79427427
>yes!'s internally
I think we all can agree on England being the most irrelevant country of Europe in terms of International Football.
>>79437662
>relevant
chimping out of a permanent deal with the uk isn't being relevant faggot
Fuck... I used too much tolerance on the paint bucket tool
>>79438341
weee... cropping is for noobs
>>79438297
Ohh so salty.
>>79438243
Our Taffs are bring the cup home mate
>>79427427
WW3 might start in Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. Though best case the west just BTFOs Russia once the tanks cross the border.
>>79427427
fixed map
Andorra, Monaco, San Marino or Liechtenstein take the prize
>>79432967
>first religion of the world
>first religion
>first
what is Judaism
what is Hinduism
what is Zoroastrianism
>>79427427
Romania, bcuz they are gypsy
>>79440733
Romania maybe has got high gypsy population, but its God-tier if we would thinking about creating intermarium alliance. It would be second biggest country. Alsoromanians are pretty based and really loyal and honest people.
>>79440733
But aren't you Romania light?
also
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>>79429952
Only correct one.
>>79441027
lolno
90% of ROMAnians are gypsy scum
>>79429390
Nice flag!
>>79427427
Slovenia
literally what the fuck goes on there?
I know absolutely nothing about it, and it's possibly the one flag out of Europe that I couldn't pick out on /pol/ without hovering over it, because I imagine it's some generic red/white/blue shit that blends in with all the other flags of Europe.
Vatican City
>>79440733
Are you the town rapist?
>>79441564
t. Liberator diaspora
>>79442156
I'd agree.
I've never heard anything about Slovenia, and I literally don't give a fuck about that place
![yugoslavia[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ihm4ABm.png "yugoslavia[1].png")
The Balkan countries are pretty irrelevant as individual countries.
Now look at the map. What a fucking mess you made.
You were better as Yugoslavia.
>>79428141
you have that completely backwards
>>79432358
holy shit i completely forgot about Malta. I think they take the cake on this one. I live in a pretty irrelevant town and i already met 2 people from Moldova. I forgot Malta even existed until a few seconds ago.
>>79429952
