HAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCKING MEME MAGIC IT AGAIN
GUACAMOLE LIKE SLUDGE COVERING FLORIDA BEACHES
PRAISE JEB!
PRAISE KEK
>"What's that Donald? You fucking think you can have Florida? You know that is MY state, not YOURS. If you wont give it over peacefully..I'll have to take it back..back to the bottom of the ocean.."
Jeb strikes again!
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>>79421407
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>have trailer
>air conditioning fire as fuck like a luxury home
>small rooms, trailer, cold af
>feels like jail
i'm starting to understand florida
you boys underestimate jeb
I bet he's like a level 74 meme mage and this was just but a demonstration of his fearsome power
I'd be afraid if I were you
So it's algae? Or what?
JEB UNLEASHES NEW MILITARY GRADE ASSAULT GUAC ON FLORIDAS BEACHES, CLASSIFIED AS A CATEGORY I BIOTERROR WEAPON
>>79421407
>mfw Jeb has mastered the art of meme magic
>now he is trying to take revenge
>>79422962
He has utilized the very thing that has devoured his campaign: the Guac magic
Even his Guacabowle is unable to contain it, so he had to let it seep out into the world
The Guac will consume us all in its green, limey wrath
And only then will Jeb! win at life
>>79422528
its jeb's secret guac recipe
that's pretty fucking gross
CUT MY GUAC INTO PIECES
You laughed at me.....
>>79421407
Kek guac'ed Jeb votebase
>>79423271
I told him it needed lime.
>>79421407
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>79423368
THIS IS MY DAD'S RESORT
>>79421407
PRAISE KEK
>>79421407
M A D M A N
A
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N
After the raping he received from Trump it was only a matter of time before he became a super villain
DESIGNATED JEB MEME THREAD
>>79421407
WTF!
I'm #JeblinMissile now!
>>79423368
DESIGNATED
>>79421407
>not funny tabs
DO YOU EVEN SURF BRO?
>>79423368
THIS IS MY LAST CHIP DIP
>>79423521
SUFFOCATION, NO BLEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY WIFE'S SON CATCHES ME MEME'IN
>>79421407
IT'S THAT TRICKY HOODED HOODWINK KNOWN ONLY AS THE JEBSTER!!!
>>79423368
>>79423521
>>79423823
this was fun
>>79421407
PRAISE KEK! HE WILLS IT, AND IT IS DONE!
>>79423691
TOWN
>yfw Yeb! had planned everything through until the election and this was suppose to be a "miracle" showing god is on his side
>he didn't account for Trump
>>79421407
Oh shit jeb bush is back with a vengeance
This thread shouldn't be funny but it is. Very.
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
THE KEK BOY, THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD WIN,
A WHOLE ELECTION PLEDGED TO HIM,
YOU KNOW YOU DON’T BELONG,
YOU’RE THE FIRST TO ATTACK, KEKDED LIVE ON STAGE
YOU CATCH SO MUCH FLACK, ALL THESE TEARS AND RAGE
YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S WRONG,
WELL TRUMP HAS THIS ELECTION IN THE BAG, CAN YOU SAY, MAKE AMERCIA GREAT AGAIN!
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
WELL HE’S ON THE LEDGE, AND NOBODY SHOWED,
AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE KNOWS
WHAT JEB IS DOING HERE,
AND YOUR DONORS HAVE LEFT, YOU’VE BEEN DISMISSED,
I ALWAYS HOPED IT WOULD COME TO THIS, AND I, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
NOBODY WANTS YOUR SHITTY GUACAMOLE,
MAYBE TODAY, YOU CAN PUT THE GUAC AWAY.
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND…
CAN YOU PUT THE GUAC AWAY, I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
is this the first sign of apocalypse? like the raining frogs etc.?
>>79424651
There's more. The "lighter" signs like this one are first.
>>79424651
I don't think the old Jews even knew what guac is
![gty_jeb_bush_jef_130613_wblog[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mfbrNNI.jpg "gty_jeb_bush_jef_130613_wblog[1].jpg")
You got nothin’ and nothin’s got you
I can see your fear it surrounds you
Built with strife and insight but it’s not enough
I’ll defeat and discreet your every move
Yebezuma's revenge?
You ungrateful bugs think you can deny me my birthright and get away with it?
FLORIDA IS JUST THE BEGINNING. YOU'RE ALL NEXT.
>>79425453
STARTING WITH NEW NEW HAMPSHIRE AND SOUTH CAROLINA. DON'T THINK YOUR CORN WILL SAVE YOU EITHER, IOWA.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS IF YOU HAD JUST LISTENED TO MY MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR AD BUYS AND VOTED FOR ME.
>>79421407
>slow and steady wins the race
Thanks OP I miss jeb threads
>>79425329
Now all of you ungrateful humans will feel my loss and despair!
It's fine jeb just took a poop in the ocean
SLOW
>>79424144
PAPIST
>>79423582
>After the raping he received from Trump it was only a matter of time before he became a super villain
everybody enjoy the fossil fuel economy!
>>79421407
>all those tabs for /pol/ threads
literal definition of autism
>>79424651
Next is raining pee and poo poo
>>79421407
GUACMAN RIDES AGAIN.
>>79424029
ecks dee.
So after seeing this thread I went digging through old Yeb campaign coverage and found this:
http://national.suntimes.com/national-world-news/7/72/2567086/jeb-bush-duct-tape-shoes/
>On Sunday, he was spotted in Nashua, New Hampshire wearing a tired old pair of shoes that, much like his campaign, are looking fairly beat up. The photo was snapped by Reuters photographer Brian Snyder.
>It’s worth nothing that Bush could have avoided the appearance that he truly is falling apart on the campaign trail by using black duct tape, which is widely available and only costs $5.49.
>But instead, the duct tape perfectly summarizes how he is limping into Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary trailing front-runner Donald Trump by 29 points.
This is actually news to me, his campaign was and is the gift that keeps on giving.
Will we ever see a more sad and pathetic campaign comedy of errors than the one Yeb ran (into the ground) during our lifetimes? Or was it pure magic in a bottle?
Jeb(!) don't do this you're better than that
>>79423374
kek
>>79421407
>Jeb! goes full supervillain
this race is full of surprising twists and turns
>>79423368
CUT THE LIME INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY GUAC REPORT
AVOCADOS
NO SQUEEZING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATE MY GUAC MEMEING
CUT THE LIME INTO PIECES
I'VE REACHED MY GUAC RESORT
AVOCADOS
DON'T SQUEEZE THEM
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY GUAC TASTES LIKE SEMEN
DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MY GUAC MEMEING?
>>79421407
>burgers have to relate events in nature to food for Americans to understand
>>79428215
Honestly who gives a fuck about his shoes? I'm all for shitting on Yeb but that is petty as hell to warrant its own article.
>>79428215
It just baffles me that the Bush clan threw $100m behind Jeb! so casually like that
Such a waste of funds really
>>79421407
ON THE TOPIC OF MEME MAGIC
I WILL BE PERFORMING A RITUAL TO INVOKE KEK SOON
I HAVE BEEN ON /X LEARNING ABOUT RITUAL MAGICK
KEK WILL COME INTO MY HOUSE SOON
>>79421407
HOLY SHIT THE 10 PLAGUES OF KEK HAVE BEGUN. WATER TURNED TO GUAC IS ONLY THE FIRST.
IIIITS HAPPPENINGGGG!!!!!!!!!
>>79428796
Kek only exists in the ether, and he manifests in doubles, triples, and similar numerical patterns.
You cannot SPAWN Kek. He is both tadpole and non-tadpole.
>>79428945
I shall not "spawn" him, I shall call him forth!
>>79426994
Newfag detected
>>79429132
Heresy.
>>79421407
THE GUAC GOBLIN STRKES AGAIN!
WHO WILL PUT AN END TO THIS EVIL-DOER?!
>>79429184
I shall call him forth out of his slumber, he will speak to me and I to him
>>79421407
Is Jeb the first Quacbender?
>>79428796
Let the right kek in. If you let the wrong keck shrek rek.
>>79421407
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
>>79421407
The Guac strikes again. Absolute madman!
