Is this true?
>be american, white and blonde hair
>get robbed by a filthy nigger
>call police
>police shoots you and your dog
>police finds your home and throws a flashbang into your baby's crib
Yeah, we also get really excited at movies and clap, and walk around the house with our shoes on, and we don't take baths with our children.
>>79421725
>walk around the house with our shoes on
disgusting.jpg
>>79421387
you forgot
>get shot
>>79421387
pretty accurate
only time in my life i actually needed the police they did absolutely nothing to even try to help me
>>79421725
>Don't take baths with our children
Speak for yourself.
(Poster's note: This is a joke plz no bully FBI)
>>79421387
Yeah
>>79421852
not all of us do
I only have one friend where it's considered acceptable to keep your shoes on his house. And the only reason I don't take them off there is because I know the floor is fucking filthy from all the people walking around with shoes.
>>79421387
Not to say that there are never overreactions or mistakes, but frequently the sensationalist stories leave out the context and precursors.
For example:
Cop responds to a call for medical help. Frequently in bad areas, the cops will go in before the paramedics and EMT's.
There have been numerous instances of EMT's being shot by someone in the house when responding to a medical 911 call.
Now let's say that the patient is in diabetic shock and keeps a gun by his bed. He is disoriented and delusional due to the medical condition.
The cop comes up the steps to check on the patient before the EMT's get there. The patient, delirious, thinks it is a home intruder and points his gun at the cop.
The cop shoots him.
All you read in the sensationalist news article is:
"Officer shoots father of three responding to an emergency call for medical assistance."
>>79421387
YEA, police havent been peacemakers since the late 80's
>>79421852
yea srsly.
>>79421387
Wasn't this a Chappelle's show bit?
>>79423012
stfu pig.
your speaking hypothetically because you have never delt with cops in your life
IM
>implying you grew up in a nice area
>implying you went to nice school
>implying you are even over the age of 18.
>be american
>get shot
>fin
How much longer til the bootlickers show up?
>>79421387
>live in Canada
>black guy moves into the street
>constantly stealing from outdoor markets
>caught stealing from yard sales
>caught stealing a bike
>police take black guy away he never returned
tfw pol is always right
>>79421993
i know the feeling.
>Kid's break the windshield on my car.
>saw them do it by jumping on the hood and stomping on the window
>have three witnesses (one a neighbor) that saw it also
>Call cops, wait 2 hours, tell them who did it, where they are located.
"yea without video evidence there isnt much we can do"
i have a feeling if it were a cop car they would easily prosecute.
>>79423012
>The cop shoots him.
which is the wrong thing to do unless the cop is shot at.
the right thing to do is retreat and shout that you are the police and the nigga needs to put his gun down.
>>79423441
>without video evidence
Well shit at least they're applying the same standards to the average citizen that they apply to themselves. That's nice.
>>79421852
I take of my shoes whenever I can and I get crazy looks sometimes. Then I remember how fucking filthy some people can be.
>>79421725
>walk around the house with our shoes on
I heard Americans do this but always thought it is a meme.
Don't you get tired of having to clean your carpet / wipe your floor every few days?
>>79426694
>has never heard of a door mat
>>79426694
You don't clean your house often?
>wake up in burgerstan
>eat mcmuffin and pop tart
>drive 3 hours in work traffic
>get to work
>SORRY ANON, THIS YOUR LAST DAY, WE OUTSOURCE NOW
>boss laughs while checking stock price
>be sad
>watch porn on corporate pc
>pick up last check
>10% take home, 90% taxes
>see illegal alien while leaving work
>with her 5 kids
>and welfare check
>bigger then your take home
>and they can't even learn english
>drive home
>4 hours traffic
>get pulled over by police
>"hello officer, please don't beat or rape me"
>I NEED BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP! HOSTILE CITIZEN, POSSIBLY ON METH
>endure beating
>swat arrives
>more beatings
>tear apart car
>no drugs
>LOL SORRY ANON BE ON YOUR WAY
>stop at burger joint
>3 hamburgers, super size fries, ultra size soda
>THAT WILL BE $23.95 ANON
>thanks obama
>get home
>eating burgers
>watching tv
>turn on pc, browse 4chan
>swat arrives
>WE PROTECT AND SERVE NOW
>beatings
>HA HA WRONG ADDRESS GOODNIGHT ANON
>crawl to couch
>turn tv back on
>obama on tv
>MOAR TAXES WILL SAVE US
>MOAR GUBMINT BORROWING AND SPENDING IS THE KEY
>MOAR IMMIGRANTS IS GOOD FOR ALL
>CHANGE
>hear rustle at door
>niggers
>WE GONNA CULTURALLY ENRICH YOU
>call 911 halp!
>WE BE THERE IN 90 MINUTES ANON
>see illegals walking down street
>HALP ME PUHLEASE!
>NO HABLA?
>get beating from niggers
>niggers steal tv and pc
>niggers steal last hamburger
>niggers spill soda
>no tv
>no hamburger
>no soda
>no pc for porn and fap
>cry self to sleep
Such is life in Ameristan.
>>79426913
If you don't walk around in shoes it is sufficient to clean it once a week or so.
>>79426154
really?
one cop can testify to whatever he pleases
judge accepts it as truth
i can have three witnesses
nah fuck that shit muh nigga.
>>79421725
>walk around the house with our shoes on
that's probably the most disgusting thing you can do in your own home besides smearing feces all over the walls
>>79428139
I don't know of anyone that's cool with leaving your shoes on in their house, must be a trailer park thing.
>>79423441
Cops don't prosecute anyone. Did you not pay attention in middle school or did your Public Edjewcators not cover this?
They aren't going to arrest in a case they can't even hope to get a conviction. Your eye witnesses are worthless in court. You have nothing, which means they have nothing, which means you have no case. Dismissed by the secretary of a first-year attorney.
You instead sat there like a faggot and watched your shit get destroyed. Go rough one up next time. Their injuries can be used as evidence you have the right person.
"Yeah, that nigger with a bullet through his leg? That's the guy."
>>79421387
You forgot the part where I shit my pants at the end but yeah it's mostly accurate
>>79421993
Story time
>be me, be 9
>parents live in nigger ghetto
>they make some nigger friends
>someone robs our house
>Cops look around and say "welp, sorry bud"
>nigger friends come by later
>see our shit is gone and ask about it
>leave
>come back an hour later with most of our shit, tell us we never have to worry about getting robbed again.
Sacramento, CA. Niggers legit helped us out better than the cops ever could. Still hate niggers.
>>79421387
I still remember the story about the police station who was doing a show for TV, some cops show or something similar. They go into the wrong house and shoot a 7 year old black girl in the head and tackle the grandmother or something (they were looking for the people who lived in the house above them I think). Officer not charged with anything the last time I read it.
>>79421387
No, in reality if someone calls the cops on you while you are lynching a black toddler straight-A college student who is fresh out of the womb and literally just got his life on track, they send a swat battalion to the nearest ghetto and set fire to whichever tenement seems most convenient, then gun down anyone who flees the burning building with full-auto military-grade death-blasters with the thirty-bullet clips and that thing that goes over the barrel, but they don't shoot any blacks who are on fire, they let em burn.
The officers then collect the skulls from the ashes to mount on the hoods of their MRAPs and spraypaint some swastikas on a historical black church as they drive out of the hood.
>>79425977
You should never take a backwards step
