If you're a Burger and want to escape <60%, now's your golden chance.
>Mr Burger, a burger chain in Australia, is now offering people the chance to get their hands on free burgers from their fine establishment for life. That’s right. A lifetime supply of burgers.
You’ll just have to do one tiny thing: change your name.
>The first ten people to legally change their last name to Burger (yes, you will be Mr or Mrs Burger, as if you’ve finally married your true love. Congratulations) and send over a copy of the name-change confirmation to Mr Burger by July 31 will win a lifetime’s (until you die or change your name back to ‘normal’) supply of burgers.
Now, to be clear, this does not actually mean unlimited burgers. You will only be able to get seven free burgers a week.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/29/this-restaurant-will-give-you-free-burgers-for-life-if-you-change-your-name-to-burger-5973251/
>>79406817
>one per week
fuck that
>change name to burger
>get free burgers
>get tired of burgers
>change name back
nice
>>79406974
If it's really only one a week, that's the dumbest fucking thing ever.
>>79406974
>>79407126
its 1 per day
>>79407126
>seven free burgers a week
Its one a day
>Now, to be clear, this does not actually mean unlimited burgers. You will only be able to get seven free burgers a week.
If this was in America it would be seven burgers a day or no one would bother.
BURGERS ARE OURS YOUR STUPID FUCKING DINGOES REEEEEEEEEEE
>>79406974
>>79407126
goddamnit you guys, so fucking stupid
>>79406817
>Mr Burger, a burger chain in Australia
Literally never heard of it in my life
Must be some faggot eastern states thing
>>79407196
See>>79407211
No self respecting American would eat less than two per meal for four meals a day. Do you even patriotism?
>>79406974
>seven free burgers a week
try reading
>>79406817
meh. let me know when some whorehouse runs a contest to change your last name to pussy
>>79407398
>two per meal
Maybe as a quarter of the meal.
>four meals a day
Now hold the fuck on you know full well we have six.
>>79406817
>You will only be able to get seven free burgers a week.
That's not enough, I need at least 3 burgers a day or else I get angry.
>>79406817
>One hamburger per day
Um, no.
Every once in awhile is ok. Every day? That's just asking to get fat and die young
>>79407211
Or seven a day once a week.
How much is a burger? You could potentially save tens of thousands of dollarydoos in food expenses over a lifetime
>>79406817
My surname is already Burger.
I'm not even joking
>living, breathing advertisements
Hahah
It's bad enough when people wear clothing with the manufacturers logo on it. This is a whole new level of cuckoldry.
>>79407531
Yeah and save hundreds of thousands off potential income you missed because nobody would hire a living advertisement.
>>79407531
Its probably their cheapest, shittiest burger, akin to what you get on the dollar menu at McDonalds. So probably aren't saving that much, even in the long run, and you get heart disease on top. Thanks Mr. Burger.
>>79407544
Well then go to the US and get yourself some freedom burgers, Burger.
>>79407574
>living ads
>>79407332
They have them on every corner in Melbourne. It's actually pretty good for fast food.
Shit, 10 venebros should do this rn
>>79407949
The chain is from aussieland
>>79408098
Kek didn't read that part. I automatically assumed with was an American thing
>>79407196
>>"Free Burgers for Life" constitutes 1 x free "Mr Burger" burger a week, which will be provided to a successful winner in the form of a voucher.
>>79407956
exactly faggot eastern states shit
>>79407531
And lose years of your life when you die of heart failure
>>79407869
That's a top tier last name here though.
>>79407479
>six
you should really get help for your eating disorder. it's not healthy to eat so little. You anorexic or something?
Says here the government won't let people change their names
https://www.broadsheet.com.au/melbourne/food-and-drink/article/cancelled-burgers-life-competition-shut-down
What kind of unfree country are you guys running down there?
That's a lot of burgers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_(surname)
>>79407447
You fucker! I am at work and spat my tea out!
>>79407525
Holy fuck why are all of the burgers in this thread so retarded? You don't HAVE to eat one everyday, its not like they drag you to the restaurant and forcefeed it down your throat.
Bogans, give it to me straight. Are the burgers good? Would it be worth it?
>>79406817
7 burgers a day!? unlimited? wht is this shit!?
How easy is it to move to Australia
>>79407530
that's not enough
>>79409418
all fast food burgers are basically "food from trash" tier
>>79409702
I know but some chains have decent burgers, like Wendy's
They'll never beat the local family joints, though
>>79409702
The pictures people took of their food looked pretty good.
>>79408759
>having to seek permission from the state before being allowed to change your legal name
get a load of this cucktry
DAS A BIG BOYGAH!!! :D
>>79406974
Americucks, am i wright?
>>79408218
>>79406817
>American thing
>doesn't read
>>79406974
>a burger for lunch every single day is too little
you fat fuck
>>79406817
I eat at least two cheeseburgers a day, this wouldn't satisfy my nutritional demands
t. /fit/ pro
>>79407437
7 / 7=1.
1 per week
>>79406817
I fucking love burgers. By far my favorite thing to eat. I was even considering starting a burger appreciation thread, but this is even better. Sign me up.
>>79409870
please burger, who are you kidding. All your fast food contains disgusting soybean oil and fructose syrup, machine processed meat from animals full of antibiotics and many dangerous chemicals that artificially make the food look and taste better.
Im not trying to mock you, I just want to save your health. Please stop eating that crap
In europe there are many regulations that prevent chains to sell extremely crappy food. But your jew lobbyists overrule anything that could hurt the profits
I WANT DAT BIG BOYGAH
>>79407869
Burger is an actual last name tho, uncommon but still I've seen it before
>>79410935
this. I think it has to do with the German burghers
>>79406817
>lifetime of free burgers
Sign me up.
People give americans a lot of shit over eating burgers, but you have to admit, they really fucking perfected them. Cheeseburgers are amazing. If you don't like burgers there's something wrong with you.
>>79410577
That equals 1 per day
How stupid are you
>>79409059
>Point of the thread is to show a great deal on free food.
>Point out how it's not such a great deal.
I said nothing about force feeding.
You having trouble keeping up with the adults talking, kiddo?
>>79411353
the only problem with burgers is the can be too nice
