>wake up
>america still exists
>>79400424
>wake up
>america still has 6,000 nukes and the best Air Force on the planet
comfy
>>79400483
>>america still has 6,000 nukes and the best Air Force on the planet
controlled by the zionist jews, to be used for jews, not americans.
>wake up
>in America
>>79400483
> be american
> wake up
> realize """your""" army has lots of nukes and planes
> feel good
> go outside
> get shot by a crackhead
>>79400739
>get shot
>>79400626
really made me think, thanks toothpaste man
>>79400739
WELL REGUL-oh shit it's not this type of thread
>>79400424
honestly lad source ? cause it cant be top gear.
Thanks for the keks.
>>79400424
Why do you hate us, toothpaste? :^(
>>79400424
>be toothpaste
>get splattered on filthy teeth every day
>>79401454
>be american
>think dental hygiene is an insult
good think your government pumps your water supply full of fluoride to kill your braincells and whiten your teeth that way
>>79400424
>wake up
>see butthurt toothpaste make this thread again
>laugh and forget about his irrelevant country again
>>79401761
>>laugh and forget
not before solving another captcha and posting about it :^)
>>79400483
>6000 nukes
>mostly unprotected
>with outdated software on floppy disks
comfy
>>79400424
>>79400626
>>79400886
>>79401747
>>79401926
it's like you don't want the happening to happen
>its an american not handling the bants episode
>>79400424
that will change soon tho with the creation of the north american union (USA+Canada+Mexico)
>>79402200
double d*bs confirms it!
My fellow toothpaste. Why do I have a toothpaste flag?
Am I the only one getting toothpaste?
>>79401907
He could have gotten a 4chan pass like the good goy he is :^)
>>79402200
>Implying USA and Canada won't just suffer
>>79400424
>Wake up
>Still American
kek
Everyone hates us until the wars break out and inevitably we can along for the lulz.
>>79402658
>>79402658
>us
>we
Shut the fuck up, retard.
You're just a good goyim being exploited by rich globalists.
>>79402697
It's always Current Year, friend.
>>79402730
>implying any of us are free of the Merchant's Hand
top kek
We're all slaves of the Jew.
>>79402697
2016. Why don't you Netheregioners have calendars yet?
>talking shit despite getting cucked by spain for centuries
lol
>>79402893
>cucked by spain
Spanish is basically the american language now.
So we'll hate them. Because they can take it. Because they're not our hero. they're a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
>>79403175
>Because they can take it
is it opposite day?
>>79403175
>A Dark Knight.
Seems more like you Nederfaggots can't handle the bantz. A lot of projecting going on over there
>>79403409
>posts an ugly feminist jewess making fun of the aryan nationalistic germans
>>79400424
>be dutch
>try to talk
>get heimlich maneuvered
>>79403409
We're all literal cuckolds. Please fuck my stepson's father's mother.
>>79401926
>implying you want the nuclear launch sequence on Windows 10
It's like you want Bill Gates to cause a nuclear holocaust to kill a few mosquitos.
>>79403794
>>79400739
Feels free, man
>>79401287
Think it's from the brief chat show Clarkson had back in the early 00's.
On that same show I remember he pulled Wales off a map and put it in a microwave.
>>79400424
Geert will fail
You will not leave EU
You wasted your chance at meme magic Holland
We no longer stand with you, we are old allies no longer
>>79402056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kcpP-8jfM
Just post the damn video next time, famalam.
>>79400424
America is a great partner, a friend and a trustworthy ally. However, I do hate the zionist control of their govenment. On the plus side, if say Denmark leaves the EU, trade with America will rise. We have already had a 17.5% inrease in export to America. I´d love to worker closer with my anglo partners than with the continent of Europe.
>be american
>live in rural area outside town with only a 28k pop in a southern state
>no president americans
>don't get shot
>>79406046
>Geert will fail
good. all he wants is hijack the right to shill for israel
>>79401926
The software/hardware is so old modern systems can't even interface with them. It's a form of security through obsolescence. They are so obscure now that virtually nobody can work with them but us.
>>79400424
Mandatory thread theme
https://youtu.be/-mvGwN6nLYs
Courtesy of our Australian friends
>>79400424
>Young country
>Revolutionizes Imperialism utilizing spheres of influence, economic power and industrial output
>Robust population
>Essentially rules the world
>Serfs butthurt over their lack of relevance today
>>79400483
>and the best Air Force on the planet
Correction - the TWO best air forces on the planet.
1) USAF
2) USN
>vote for brexit on the 23rd
>libs shilling at my door and clamouring at the gates
>wake up on the 24th
