Today marks the commemoration of the last uncucked bastion of western civilization in world. All hail Canada, all hail Trudeau.
Canadians didn't even manage to find a day that is in a different month than that of the USA.
Shame.
It's what?
I've been alive for almost 40 years and I've never heard of this.
Burgers and straya fags leave now, this is for true patriots.
>>79398799
Don't you got some petrol to sniff, abo?
A burger who doesn't know any better, who would have guessed.
>>79398130
AAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>son of former PM Pierre Trudeau
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>wants to be like his father
SO U BE SAYIN
>cries like a baby in front of his coffin
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>gets rape by 3 angry pakis
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>eats big black dildos hard in the arse
U BE SAYIN
>bleeds badly, starts crying once again
HOL UP HOL UP
>one day he's elected as the leader of the liberal party
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>keeps saying that he will legalize cannabis
SO U BE SAYIN
>he finds out that his mother got cucked by a rolling stone
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>one day he becomes the new PM of Canada
WE GON BE
>syrian refugees crisis starts around the same time
FINNA WE GON BE
>"rapefugees welcome", he says
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>goes to every gay parade he can and takes lotta selfies
SO WE GON BE
>sells all the gold reserves
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>gets cucked by pajeet and goes full pooinloo mode
SOM FINNA
>religion of peace
SO WE GON BE
>"prepare the bull, ahmed"
SOM FINNA
>falls off the stairs
AYYYOO SOM FINA
>kiss a guy live on a tv show
HOL UP
>Mexicans can get free VISA (no credit card ofc)
WE GON BE
>Brampton
SOM FINNA
>Surrey
WE GON BE
>Markham
SOM FINNA
>meanwhile some canadian citizens get beheaded
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>"if you kill your enemies, they win"
U SAYING WE GON BE
>a fire is rising in the west
SOM FINNA
>why is this happening?
BECAUSE IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>79398130
>Canada
>Uncucked
>Empire
Top kek anon
>tfw you geniunely want to like your northern neighbors, but they keep doing things wrong in a big way just to "not be america".
I dont understand,. Not everything canadian is terrible.
Mfw: burgers elect Hillary.
>>79398130
Trudeau is a faggot and so are you, but this country is awesome minus all the foreigners and cucks
happy canada day you filthy mainlander b'ys
>>79399281
Top kek
Back to the reserve chug, this is for real Canadians.
>>79401316
>this country is awesome minus all the foreigners and cucks
Up if 90% of the nation would fuck off, it would be great. Also the loons on the lake, fuck them too, woke me up at 5:00 so I'm drunk already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p27RGW0a3Uo
>>79398130
Are you from the bizarro universe or something?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3e9Cl1-Bs
>>79402201
>Are you from the bizarro universe or something?
Probably just hammered like almost every canfag today, gotta have fun with our situation sometimes
>>79402201
All of the cuck stories of Canada literally, and I'm not shitting you, only come from three cities.
>>79398130
Canada is LARPing again
Yeah, I'm in a world were poles can actually defend against an invading force.
>>79398130
Get fucked, buddy.
>>79402846
To expand: Canada's a cool place, but you've got it all wrong. What good we have is a combination
of leftovers from British imperialism, American democracy, and the little bit we've managed to
grow ourselves in a very brief history.
Finally: get fucked, buddy.
>>79402846
I'm not your buddy guy
>>79398130
You, us and Britain can join up for a two-week Saturnalia of Independence now.
All the "Canadians" telling me to fuck off, are chugs from Manitoba.
Ontario reporting in.
Fucking raining right now but still going to light the sky up tonight boys!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=stHE8L0S42E
Happy leaf day from an Ameri-fat.
>>79403397
Toronto's shithouse here (Ham). Where you?
>>79403646
Oshawa here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBpKFCG6iB8
GET FUCKED REST OF THE WORLD. THIS IS DOMINION OF CANADA ONLY THREAD. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
>>79398947
That's racist
apologize, please.
>>79399468
Fake quote. I'm happy foe you America, it seems your affirmative action is working well, with minorities in the white house and all.
It took this long?
A
top kek, I have never even heard of Leafistan Independence Day. In 30 years it'll be Chinese Liberation Day anyway.
Nova Scotia resident here. Any other buddys having a beer where you're never more than 20 minutes from the ocean?
>>79398130
Is this an opposite day thread or something
>>79404644
Have most Americans ever heard of anything though?
>>79398130
Literally nothing to be proud of to be honest.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>79404528
NICE PLACE TO LIVE
>>79404657
Newfoundlandfag here posting next to my open window. The ocean waves unironically reach the foundations of my house
Feels good man.
>>79399281
You are fucking awesome, Leaf.
>>79403032
I'm not your guy, friend.
>>79404515
>Fake quote. I'm happy foe you America, it seems your affirmative action is working well, with minorities in the white house and all
This is ironic, nation of equal representation in the highest level of politics because it's 2015.
July 1st reminder:
Canadians are the most powerful race on Earth.
>>79405393
>Canadians are the most powerful race on Earth.
This is true.
You see, Canadians are actually experiments of extra-terrestrial lifeforms and have parasites implanted into them that grants them immense strength when they consume Maple Syrup.
This is how they were able to conquer the Canadian wilderness, which used to be MUCH more densely populated with the ETs' nemesis' own hosts of choice for their parasite, the bears and moose.
It's a little known fact that the "War of 1812" was actually a complete conspiracy, and what actually happened was that we Americans accidentally uncovered the Canadian secret, and they sought to punish us. This is the only reason why we made no land gains and why our capitol's finest building was set ablaze.
We learned not to fuck with them after that.
Their battle continues today, moose and bear versus Canadian citizen, and it seems that the Chinese are playing some part as well...
Trump has a plan to deal with them, though.
>>79404728
Nah, we are more focused on what food specials are offered any given day of the week at our favorite restaurants
>>79406274
Food specials are where it's at, man. Two for one on steaks this week? You better believe I'm buying two steaks.
Stand tall and proud Canadians, our time for eternal glory has come. The leaf has awakened.
>>79406112
THIS IS LIES!
DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!
WE ARE REGULAR HOOMANS JUST LIKE YOU!!!
WE ARE YOU FRIENDS.
We mean you no harm.
Let's get along, eh?
>>79406526
sorry!
>>79398130
>uncucked
YOU GOT A FUCKING CLOWN AS A PM
FUCKING GAY POLICE PETROIL
JUST
>>79401636
You should quit posting this; it's disgraceful.
>>79406704
Fuck off shit skin. Your two cents are not wanted nor are they needed.
brief reminder that the only cucked parts of canada are the red spots
trudeau's cuck tyranny does not extend outside of these red spots.
>>79406755
YOU GOT A FUCKING SHITSKIN AS THE FUCKING DEFENSE MINISTER
JUST
>>79406926
And you are a shit skin.
Also your country looks like a garbage dump.
>>79406926
The best kind of shitskin though.
It's 2016 and thus hath been declared minority year.
Our leader MUST have a diverse LOOKING group around him.
We got lucky with the DM, could have been MUCH worse. He's really rather bro.
When asked to comment on a situation that had very little facts confirmed yet, he said he was going to get a pizza and go home to his kids.
A'ok, eh?
>>79406877
Buddy you went to far up in Ontario, shit only starts to go bad once you go south of Barrie.
It's disgraceful that you tree niggers live off the welfare of white Canadians, and then have the Gall to blame us for every problem in your pathetic lives, back to Siberia chug.
Today is indeed a lovely day. God bless you, Canada.
>>79398130
>Uncucked?
You fucks just made beastiality legal....
>>79398130
Happy Birthday boys!
>>79407187
No. Barrie is total shit. It's one of the worst cities in Canada. Shame too because it has a lot of natural charm and beauty but typical GTA fags ruin it. How much futher north will they go? They're gonna be encroaching on my territory soon.
>>79407562
Legal in 40% of the states pant shitter.
Now fuck off back to where you came from.
Burgers, fear the great white north, if you fight the fire we win.
>>79398130
July 1st, the day I fucked your mom
celebrate diversity they says
http://globalnews.ca/news/2797335/canada-day-celebrations-around-british-columbia/
>no postal service
>empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC3e1dhiAaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78rkP-_4L6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXt5L7taKpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEc4PChOt24
Do you remember?
>>79408585
Public sector unions everybody
>>79408628
Holy fuck that nostalgia lad.
Thank you for that.
>>79408002
I'm sure they are trembling at the might of our advanced army
>>79408628
Did you watch this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mf1Pzo9mWE
Has anyone not done the census? They keep on coming to my door trying to get me to do it
>>79408585
>>79408912
Calm down hot head it's called poking fun also take that American cock out of your mouth.
>>79398799
Few more years and this might be "the North American Caucus" day.
So how many articles have you found condemning Canada day or shilling multi-culturalism?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/aboriginal/what-i-choose-to-celebrate-on-this-day-called-canada-day-1.3660300
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/family-from-sudan-gearing-up-for-first-canada-day-1.3661009
>>79408628
Are we posting commercials f a m?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paEJPShlA_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUGvZkQd0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijcoS8qHIE
>>79398130
>Canada
>Uncucked
Pick one
I am shamed to be living here.
>be Canadian
>get your money stolen by governement and given to lazy brown people
>wait 6 hours in emergency room on average
>wait months to get life medical saving treatment
>give half your salary to rent
>elect globalist shill as PM because thirst women find him hot
>no culture or identity
>surrounded by shitheads who claim this is the best country ever
I just can't take it anymore.
>>79407919
>still fucking legal dumbass fuck off
Only being legal in 40% makes it ok? Fucking autist
>>79409213
Holy fuck, why so serious?
Are you an aspie?
Hows the gardening going?
>>79409126
Legal in 40% of the states pant shitter.
>>79409256
i know that feel bro.
>>79409365
Don't fucking put words in my mouth you spineless twat.
>>79398130
>Canada
>Empire
Your economy is kept afloat by US oil imports. You control no influence outside your own borders, are beholden to the UK under your commonwealth status, and you elected a teacher for prime minister, and he's not even a prophet of the lords of kobol
>>79409256
We need our own Trump. After Trudeau, I don't think the Liberals will win.
>>79409481
Holy fuck the lad pokes fun with some words and the pant shitting lard asses storm into this thread.
>>79409005
That would require your country to take America's cock out of thier mouth....
Did you know one of your main imports from the US is garbage. It's easier to pay you fucks to take it and store than for us to deal with it.... have fun being America's landfill... kek
Watch what you say about Canada, before we come for you.
>>79409629
The cringe is strong over here.
Every time I come on /pol/ my hate for America grows stronger.
Why do you pant shitting faggots always think your opinions are needed?
To add 84% white country.
America 30% white..
>>79398130
>uncucked
stopped reading there. sage for lies
>>79409454
I didn't put words in your mouth you daft fuck. That was your fucking defense, only 40% percent of the country, lmfao what an autistic cunt you are.... triggered leaf?
>>79408936
I know of it, but I never watched Odyssey.
>>79409789
Lmao cry more faggot
>>79409256
>no culture or identity
That's what you get for living out west in cuckland. Come out east. White Canada is waiting for you.
>>79410079
Why are you talking like your from England?
daft..
Why are you even in this thread.
We hate you, you hate us. Settled.
>>79410193
I'd bet 20$ your 120 pounds and look like you havent been outside in years.
>>79398130
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Trudeau the king of cucks?
>>79398130
Remember, fellow Canadians: our Prime Minister says it's impossible to define what makes a Canadian because we are so diverse. That's right: our identity is to have no identity. Our culture is multiculturalism. We have no universally held values or beliefs. Our major cities are minority white. 1 in every 5 Torontonians was *born outside of Canada*. We are forcing Muslims into communities across the country. We are making it easier for Mexicans to "visit" and never go home. What is there to celebrate today?
>>79410371
>What is there to celebrate today?
That we are not a America. That's literally the only thing that these fuckheads are celebrating.
>>79410371
Remember, lad. Our Prime Minister is a cuckold who only has his ass up Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver and Montreal. He has no influence outside of these cities and his policies are laughed at. Every single mudslime that comes into Canada either goes to Toronto or Vancouver.
>alberta's still conservative and hates trudeau
>quebec's still white
>newfoundland's still extremely white
>new brunswick, PEI, and nova scotia's still very white
Come out east and you'll notice actual Canadian culture lad
>>79398130
>July 1, Birth of an empire.
Really? Which one?
A lot of my fellow Canadians on here are straight defeatist cucks, if the good fight was easy, it wouldn't be a good fight.
>>79410868
When it comes to refugees, at least, Atlantic Canada seems just as screwed as everywhere else:
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/welcome/map.asp
Per capita, Halifax got twice as many refugees as Toronto; Charlottetown got 3 times as many.
>>79411655
>until the control of the issue of currency and credit is restored to government
>wanting government to control money supply
dropped
>>79410310
Fucking kek I hurt your fee fee's?
>>79406926
It's ok, he's a bro-tier sikh
>>79406726
Bogun detected
first weed based empire, current year baby
>>79402443
More like 3 provinces that make up 80% of the country
>>79407187
>my riding is blue surrounded by a forest of red
>my riding also has a majority jewish population
>yet somehow the jews are responsible for LE WEED MAN
>>79398130
Here's an example of the famed Canadian small town racism:
"I don't know what's going on with <drivers> these days or where they learned how to act like that."
"Times are changing."
"Sure are."
>>79404515
>Tfw when a nigger can do a better job then a Canadian cuck
HAPPY 150TH CANADA!
IN ALL OF US COMMAND
>>79410371
Anyone have the version of this ad with the white man and the indian?
>>79408912
Okay but seriously the Canadian Rangers are cool.
