Political compass thread.
https://www.politicalcompass.org
Huh, slight more Right than when I took it a few years ago (3/4 square) and maybe a couple squares more Authoritarian. I'd be more right economically if they asked more questions on it.
>>79386482
>bordering purple
>not being left corner
You racist fascist scum.
>>79385553
>>79386482
No thanks, schlomo.
>shillchan
>shillit
>shillr
>>>8shill
>>79385553
>Left """"libertarian""""
How does it feel to have a phony philosophy based on a contradiction?
>>79386774
Let me guess, you're one of those racist homophobic transphobe trump supporters? It's 2016, when will you people finally check your privilege and realize we need the first female president. We need Hillary Clinton.
>>79385553
How does being left and libertarian even make sense? If the state does not interfere with your life how do you plan on implementing your authoritarian economic policies?
>>79387015
The state won't interfere with our lives, they will just make the rich elite pay their fair share so we can get free college and medical.
>>79387111
Ok you are a retard. Should have said so in the first place so I wouldn't have bothered.
>>79385553
>>79387203
No, you're just racist and classist. It's 2016, you're way of thinking is dying out. How does it feel to be on the losing side of history?
>>79387302
>>79387111
>>79386954
>>79386673
>>79385553
>>79387409
So wanting equality is considered bait now? Sad!
>>79386909
*sigh*
Did... Did I do good anon?
>>79390347
No, you're racist misogynistic scum.
>>79390347
>>79385553
Here i am boys, no i'm not a wanker but i do like tofu
GOD COUNTRY FAMILY!
>>79391307
>>79391646
God bless you fine gentlemen
fucking plebs
>>79391075
>>79391307
>>79391646
>>79391724
>>79391813
You fucking racist pieces of shit. You cishet scumbags need to check your damn privilege, move to the tight side of history and vote for Hillary.
>>79385553
Seems about right
>>79392378
Disgusting.
>>79386909
Nice meme
>>79392059
I love you anon, keks were had.
Every once in a while my friends and i will yell this type of shit in public.
>>79385553
r8 m8
I have recorded my turn into adulthood.
How bout this?
>>79392675
I love you too, anon. Keep fighting the cause brother.
>>79392724
You're not quite there, but you're close. Solid 6.5/10.
>>79392793
You can see how you have been slowly corrupted by the racist elite.
>>79393174
You're basically Hitler.
>>79393273
>Hitler
>full capitalist
>>79393273
>racist elite
Communist continuity could hardly be called that. Nice bait, though.
>>79393174
Sieg Heil!!
>>79385553
>the current curriculum, i put my fist in em
>>79393273
His green blessings upon you brother
welp, guess I'm a fag
>>79385553
r8 me goyim
>>79387517
Equality is a subjective topic. The fact you weren't born with AIDS in a nation that practically makes it impossible to fail places you in the top 1% in the world. If you can't see the irony in crying about "muh gimme dats" on an internet forum, potentially from your smart phone, you don't deserve a vote. We need to take apologists of this nature and Pat Buchanan the fuck out of them.
>>79393498
Anything in the blue quadrant is literally Hitler.
>>79393517
>But you're moving toward the blue. The quadrant of the racist elite. First the changed you into statist scum, now they are making you move to the right. It won't be long until you are saying racist things and oppressing women.
>>79393878
Hitler, pls go.
>>79393935
AIDS are homophobic. We need to give all babies AIDS to be equal, and give a free smartphone to everyone because smartphones are necessary in today's society. Free Internet too because you need to apply for jobs online and you can't live without it.
>>79385553
this political compass thing is bullshit
every time I do it I end up on the left/libertarian side
but the questions are phrased in such a way where I can't really express what I think
for example the question "Abortion, when the woman's life is not threatened, should always be illegal."
I'm not gonna say yes, because I don't want women to go to prison for that, but I'm still against abortion
but this thing now puts me on the liberal side even though I'm against abortion
"Mothers may have careers, but their first duty is to be homemakers."
I disagree, I don't think it is their first duty, but I don't have a problem with it either, and it makes a lot of sense for women to be homemakers
and some questions are just bullshit
like "I'd always support my country, whether it was right or wrong."
of course I'm not gonna say yes, but that test probably assumes that I'm completely anti-nationalist because of that, which isn't true
or "A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system."
yeah that's true
it IS a significant advantage
but that doesn't mean I'm in favour of it
"Abstract art that doesn't represent anything shouldn't be considered art at all."
WTF does that have to do with politics?
>>79385553
>>79394984
>>79394984
or the question about questioning authority, I think people should always question authority, but that doesn't mean that there aren't areas where authority is important
why do I even end up on the libertarian side?
Rate me guyz
I like this more
>>79393174
Hello brother
Everyone above the horizontal line should just commit suicide, the world would be a better place.
>>79394984
It isn't about if you are for abortion or not, it's about legality.
It isn't about if you are okay with it or not, it's about if women should be forced to like in the mid east, or not.
Saying yes is the nationalist answer though.
The question is more about if you are in favor or not, it's just worded poorly
The art question is more about if you're conservative or progressive. Conservatives are more about keeping things traditional, so they would say no. Progressives would say anything can be art.
>>79395207
This is a statist question. Hardcore statists would say authority shouldn't be questioned, just listened to. A libertarian doesn't say there shouldn't be any authority, but the people in charge should always be questioned.
rate 9/11
>>79394554
>literally Hitler
Hmm, decent but I thought I'd be a little more down and right. Not bad tho
>>79395718
>The art question is more about if you're conservative or progressive. Conservatives are more about keeping things traditional, so they would say no. Progressives would say anything can be art.
I don't see the connection here
abstract art isn't new
>A libertarian doesn't say there shouldn't be any authority
aren't libertarians basically anarchists?
>>79390347
DELET DIS
>>79395911
libertarian: small to minuscule government
Anarchist: no government
I'm in a pretty good position, right?
>>79394984
It's because that test was made by liberal fags who who made it seem like you are a fellow fag unless you are a true member of the right like me.
Also rate me you filthy white devils.
>>79395911
>aren't libertarians basically anarchists?
and conservatives are basically fascists right?
>>79396200
based Cypriot
you better not be a turk
>>79395911
>aren't libertarians basically anarchists?
The anarch capitalists are 100% agaibst the government
The rest of Libertarians do acknowledge the necessity of some type of government to avoid the jew puppet show that we see today and in cases such as a huge economic crisis and such
For the rest, the government should behave just like any company, allowing people to buy their services or choose to go to a private one instead
>>79395753
I can NOT believe you just made a 9/11 and I definitely can NOT believe you side with Trump and that racist Nigel and UKIP. You are disgusting.
>>79395778
Prove me wrong, straighty.
>>79395841
>being dissapointed about not being more right
Gross
>>79395911
Abstract art isn't new but it is not traditional. Art styles from like the middle ages would be traditional art. It's more about conservatives being subjective and progressives being open minded.
No, libertarians are not basically anarchists, they are minarchists. Ancaps and ansocs are anarchists.
>>79396094
No. You're in the worse position.
>>79396117
I would rate you, but as a white person I don't feel like I should rate an Asian person. I'll be honest, at first I thought your position was horrible, but after seeing your flag I must apologize.
>>79396200
Yes, conservatives are racist fascists..
>>79396032
but libertarians believe that the government shouldn't force us to do anything or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHe4OQ4bY4o
>>79396280
/b/ is the other way
>>79396353
the Libertarian government should only exist to protect the freedoms and lives of their people
r8 me.
Am I based?
touch me
>>79396549
Commie-centrist.
>>79396280
Dude, if you want to shitpost correctly you need to lurk and monitor Australia first. You are doing the lame and blatant "hurr durr im gonna pretend everything that isnt left wing is facism and reply to everyone hehe that way i'll get a ton of (you)s hehehe"
fuck off
>>79396448
Retard is an offensive word, please don't use it.
>>79396496
Ew/10
>>79396542
You're close. Just need to get more left.
>>79396549
No
>>79396597
Oh, so everyone who disagrees with you is shitposting. Get outta here.
>>79396473
Don't forget other functions of government, like killing communists.
>>79396473
how are they gonna do that without taxes?
Fags
>>79396751
If the government is protecting us from the cancer then its ok i guess
>>79396826
>how are they gonna do that without taxes?
>Implying taxes can exist without violating the NAP.
At least try to have an argument.
>>79395456
>>79393174
autism detect
>>79396895
yeah that's exactly the point
so how is the government supposed to protect us without any tax money?
>>79385553
zozzle that compass
>>79396891
I dislike you. And you are too dumb to save the picture instead of screencapping.
>>79396974
(((1 post by this ID)))
>>79397018
>so how is the government supposed to protect us without any tax money?
My point is that the word "tax" is incorrect. "Taxes" which do not violate the NAP do exist but should not be called taxes at all. For example, a tax on carbon emissions does not violate the NAP because the person initiating aggression is the person polluting the atmosphere. A simple consumption tax on how we hurt the environment is all it would take to keep the vital functions of gov't operational. We can also impose tariffs on nations who have standing armies as they are actively being aggressive.
There are "taxes". They just can't violate the NAP and thus shouldn't be called taxes at all, but rather fines and reparations fees.
>>79397349
Where's the problem you cuck?
>>79397515
hmm really makes you think
>>79397351
would the money that the government would get this way be enough?
ideally we shouldn't pollute, so what if pollution goes down and the government gets less money as a result of it?
this doesn't sound like a clever proposition at all
you're not gonna get around the fact that at some point the people themselves need to pay a fee for the services they receive
What does this mean, /pol/?
>>79397349
>if you don't heil hitler you are a SJW or a shill
you stormfags are so damn stupid
>>79385553
>Mothers may have careers, but their first duty is to be homemakers.
>Mothers may have careers
>mothers
>careers
why
Hehe
>>79397928
>need to pay a fee for the services they receive
Then people forfeit part of their income in return for government services. You want police protection? Give up 5%. You want your house to be protected in case of a fire? tack on another 5%.
You're argument appears to be people should onlt recieve services for what they pay for, absolutely agree. That's why I should not be paying for welfare, I'm not on it, I have no need to pay. I don't have kids, so it's not my job to pay for public education. I don't have a vagina, so I shouldn't be funding abortions.
>>79398156
Because the world needs secretaries, nurses, teachers, waitresses, stewardesses,...
>>79398248
I'm not saying people should only receive services they pay for, I'm saying people need to be forced to pay for these services because we need them
and if you don't want police protection you are a moron
>>79397986
Pay debnts
Pretty close to center
Bow down, plebs.
>>79398156
I think I fit more into the libertarian camp but because of the way these questions are worded it comes off more authoritarian
>want my children to learn about my faith in private schools
is a good example of that
>>79398279
The world needs stay at home mothers more than any of those.
Those are fine entry level jobs that men can fill to get their foot in the door.
>>79398366
> I'm saying people need to be forced to pay for these services
They will be forced, right after they voluntarily sign a contract stating they will pay for the services in order to receive them.
> you don't want police protection you are a moron
Good point. So let the morons that don't pay suffer the consequences, it's not my fault some people are idiots.
I like it.
>>79398366
Besides, if people don't pay for the government police, they will simply pay for private police, and if they don't they simply won't have police protection. It's not our fault some people need protection because they are afraid of guns. We shouldn't have to pay for them.
>>79398745
>Greece not in the free shit quadrant
Hahahaha
>>79398740
>They will be forced, right after they voluntarily sign a contract stating they will pay for the services in order to receive them.
that makes sense for abortion but not for anything else
>Good point. So let the morons that don't pay suffer the consequences, it's not my fault some people are idiots.
do you have any idea what you wrote there? do you want police officers to check if someone paid their services before they help them? really
what about things like roads? should people be prevented from travelling on roads that they didn't pay for?
libertarians are morons
>>79398920
more autism
>>79399015
Probably a GDfag. From what I can tell, GD doesn't like gibsmedats.
>>79399046
>that makes sense for abortion but not for anything else
Why is abortion any different from other services.
>do you have any idea what you wrote there? do you want police officers to check if someone paid their services before they help them? really
Absolutely. I want the communist liberal faggots who can't defend themselves dying in the streets. Don't you? The conservatives will be the only people able to afford police, meaning nobody will be protecting the lefties and the poor people from our helicopter tours.
>what about things like roads? should people be prevented from travelling on roads that they didn't pay for?
Absolutely! If you can't afford to buy a license plate then you have no right to use the road. People should have to pay for what they use. We can't just let people use the roads without paying. And we can't force people to pay for roads they don't use. Mountain men in Alaska who never step foot on a road shouldn't have one cent of their taxes spent on roads.
>Libertarians are morons.
Not an argument.
>more autsim
Not an argument.
Now what is this supposed to mean??
>>79399496
>Why is abortion any different from other services.
because it's easy to charge someone for an abortion
it's a personal thing
but what do you do with shit like roads?
>Absolutely
ok feels like I'm getting baited here
have a nice day
>>79400236
>but what do you do with shit like roads?
If someone wants to use the roads they buy a license plate to use the roads. No plate, no road use. It's simple.
>>79385553
I bet you wanted the UK to say with the E.U.S.S.R.
>>79394984
Even on the first question, it sets up this false dichotomy: "If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations."
Are you on the side of HUMANITY, or are you on the side of the EVIL CIS WHITE MALE CAPITALIST CORPORATIONS?
>>79400986
Of course, brexit was racist.
>>79385553
Hello.
>>79401579
Oh shit wrong picture
>>79401661
FUCK, KEEP UPLOADING THE WRONG SHIT
>>79401786
You know what, fuck it I'm leaving this shitty thread.
Alright this time it can't be the wrong one.
>>79399046
There are already privately owned roads that you cannot drive on, what do you think a driveway is moron?
What does this say about me?
>>79385553
bring it on
>>79402366
yeah let's make all roads like this
genius
roads aren't only used by drivers either, you wanna charge pedestrians too everytime they cross the road?
>>79402842
You know what car registration is supposed to pay for, right?
>>79402630
a tad on the degenerate side
>>79393498
your flag is so cute
>Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races.
Wait, whose race?
>There is now a worrying fusion of information and entertainment.
What does this even mean?
>>79403016
Thoughts? Am I any good?
>>79402630
dude, weed lmao
>>79403819
>>79403849
haha, what the fuck, we're almost near identical
>>79399123
I guess GD means Golden Dawn?
Eh, I'm not one of them but I understand their reasoning. Too bad they are a bit too agressive for me or the majority of Greece to like them a lot.
>>79395308
>Egoism as right wing
Fucking spooks the lot of you, the comments added makes the whole chart make even less sense.
>>79385553
Apparently i am a communist :(
I've taken the test many times and always land in the 3x3 pic related
Reminder that if you aren't blue or purple, you don't belong on /pol/
Neetbux for all.
>yfw no electable party around me
>>79406511
>Neetbux
What did he mean by this?
