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NEW AUS/pol/ THREAD
PREDICTIONS: Regardless of your political direction, what do you think the outcome will be?
>>79384797
first for libs
when should I take down the sign before cunts tear it down
First for Based Pauline
>non-custodial parents party
don't vote for me or my wife's son ever again
I love election night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU
Libs will probably get back in by an unremarkable margin.
>>79384797
The ONLY choice
>>79384797
My prediction: Libs will win with lower house TPP of 50.5% - 51%, but will not gain majority in the Senate leading to another three years of what has just happened.
Which party will give me the most NEETbux?
>>79384797
The new voting rules as well as preference deals taken into account, whoever wins will win big.
I believe Greens will be diminished somewhat, with Liberals losing traction over East and up North due to Minor Parties, but I think Labour can really cock it up if they continue bullshitting the public.
So what meme parties are you voting for in the senate lads?
>>79384979
The coalition will probably loose a hand full of seats
waste of space straya faggots should nuke themselves also vote one nation
>>79384797
Labor gets in by a large margin and Libs BTFO. Greens will also have a greater foothold. Mark my words, the age of 3 party system will be over in the next decade or so.
>>79384797
Whoever is elected I know the outcome for me tomorrow
>>79384943
>tfw ill be spending election night on here
you guys are my only friends
>>79385047
One Nation and LDP
>>79385047
One Nation
ALA
Rise Up
LDP
Family First
CDP
DLP
Australian Christians
Katter
SFF
Reminder that we have preferential voting.
>>79385131
mine too
>>79385047
sustainable australia, lib dems and rise up
got shit choices coz ACT. no one nation or katter
>>79385027
Of the parties that could actually dictate policy direction: the greens. Tradeoff is foreigners and "insert"-priders everywhere.
>>79384797
Libs to lead minority government.
4 Independents, 3 Greens, 3 Xenophon Team to sit on the House of Reps Crossbench.
first for blowing my load up allahs rear end while reading the quran and voting green
>>79385131
Same here m8.
>>79385047
LDP, Family First, One Nation and ALA in that order. Maybe based Katter as 2nd preference.
What are Leyonhjelms chances of getting back in?
>>79385215
is this really an AEC document?
this shit actually made me want to vote for lib dems more. fuck ABC feminists who want to destroy free speech while reaping all the benefits of it on a show that criticises all politicians
>>79385225
Is there any point actually voting for them though? I left in a solidly green zone. Full on cuck territory. The greens should win my local seat easily. Don't you only vote for your local seat in aus politics?
>>79385361
Relatively low. The main reason for him being elected in the first place was politically ignorant voters thinking he was the Liberal Party. Could still happen though, but I wouldn't bet on it.
>>79385371
no, but the AEC explains it the same way
the comic is a learning tool to teach the great unwashed that we can vote tactically
>>79384972
That isn't the LDP logo.
>>79385361
>Got place Z on teh ballot instead of A
His chances are zero.
>>79385424
There are two houses of Parliament The House of Representatives (your local representative) and the Senate (State-wide group-based voting system with 10 seats per state, based on total % of votes).
>>79385424
read the info here
>>79385215
The koalas basically telling the dingo to load up on memes
>>79385361
Very likely, he got lucky and LDP is 3rd on the paper before Libs
How can anyone on this board seriously vote for Billy "step dad" Shorten and the labia party. Is this some sad attempt at "memeing" as they say
>>79385652
4th* LDP is D
>>79385373
>being as butthurt as Leyenhelm.
You're hypocrites because, despite condemnation, Wicked Campervans were never forced to change their slogans. Guess what, free speech means freedom to criticise and freedom to being a whinging cunt like Leyenhelm.
>>79384899
Predictable answer confirmed
Also Abbott for Defence Minister
>>79385623
>10 seats per state
12 seats m8.
>>79385676
the Mediscare unfortunately
Not one of the Medicare scare gullibless even new about this...
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-ama-head-calls-out-shortens-medicare-scare/news-story/d2cb0137d08e38ec02f5c66a144f65f5
>>79385740
what?
Some of Labor's policies sound nice which I why I'll vote for them, but I still have trouble imagining Bill as the PM. They'll lose a lot of seats and it'll be close but I think Mal & the Libs will win, with a whole lot of independents in the senate.
>>79385373
Man the Chaser have gone to absolute shit. There's just too many hosts on their new show for it to be funny and everything just feels so watered down compared to what they used to do on War on Everything.
>>79385676
The only real meme with Manlet Shorten is the fact that he looks like a pedophile.
The ad where he hands the kind the toy was edited to look like he wasn't praying on the weak with his sexual advances.
>>79385618
He got D on the balot according to the AEC.
>>79385361
Near 100%. He only needs half the votes cos double dissolution, he's D on the balot before the Liberals and has had a year of hard advertising, TV & radio interviews and facebook has blown up to 88,000 likes for the LDP page. Because of this he is only $1.75 on sports bet to get a seat.
>>79384925
What a hag
>tfw we need two aus/pol/s now
>>79384238
>>79385373
The Chaser used to be great, but has obviously gone to shit now they have women on the show.
>>79385996
>He got D on the ballot
Yeah but liberals are just along side so he won't get the confusion factor this time.
>>79385806
Where the fuck did I get 10 seats from
>>79385996
>he got D
Oh shit you're right. For some reason I was looking at WA.
>>79386026
delet this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636835
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636835
>>79386029
wew lad that's exciting stuff
Prep the bull
>>79386029
They can be Öst/pol/
>>79386119
>Where the fuck did I get 10 seats from
Bunnings? Maybe IKEA. I don't know m8. See if you kept the receipt.
Vote pirate party please
>>79386263
Abbott literally got cucked by a bull.
Australia is shitposting.
>>79386103
I think you underestimate the amount of people that tick as soon as they see the word Liberal then fuck off home and the ones that just go 1,2,3,4,5,6 etc which means Family First and the LDP getting im at 3rd and 4th spot.
On QLD they're at E and LNP is at G, LDP is right next to Labor too.
Vote pls
>>79386337
>1 post by this id
>>79386282
fuck offfffffffffffff with the dad jokes cunt
>>79386103
I doubt he will get as high a percentage as last time, but as the other anon said, he only needs half what he needed last time because it's a double dissolution and the LDP have a much larger following now.
>>79386516
My dad jokes are what makes Aus/pol/ m8.
>>79386469
Why do you always say that to me
>>79384797
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>>79386537
>the LDP have a much larger following now
Yeah it is a little bigger. Lionhelm's memes have spread a bit.
I don't reckon he will get more than 4% of the vote though.
>>79386716
jesus christ what a whore
>>79386742
Could they not have found a more attractive girl? Fuck she looks like she's made of Clag glue and gyprock
>>79386716
>serious about sex
>sexy politics
hmm...
>>79384797
I'm voting for The Nick Xenodon, Fuck everyone else
>>79384797
Here's my prediction.
We elect a knobhead (party doesn't matter).
Our economy goes down the shitter.
We give billions we don't have to overseas faggotry that doesn't help us at all.
Real Australians get dicked yet again.
Everyone blames everyone else for causing this.
Tasmania still regarded as a part of the country.
Jewbull Incoming
>>79387021
Thats not how it works m8
>>79386759
Don't forget in 2010/2013 they weren't in all seats and had no media exposure or campaign funds. People seem to like cheaper smokes, lower taxes, free speech and self-defence.
I think a good aim would be to become the largest minor party and incorporate the shooters & fishers, HEMP party etc just as the Greens did with the Socialist/Communist parties.
>>79385047
Can someone explain what a meme party is?
Fuck the sex party....lockout laws? Get fucked.
>>79387021
> voting for a Greeny
>>79386759
4% is all he needs desu
>>79386955
it's fyshwick mate
>>79386716
>>79386742
What are their policies?
>>79387114
it's a party whose preferences all go to Pepe.
What's the difference between shrimps and prawns?
>>79384797
Remember cunts, vote for minor parties and do up your own how to vote card.
The party you put first get some of those sweet AEC shekels even if they don't win any seats, so don't put a major party first.
www.finder.com.au/senate-voting-card-creator
http://votecompass.com/
>>79387244
What does Pepe have to do with this?
>>79387114
A few right wing cunts who didn't know what a meme is, but knew the internet liked them, get online and started telling people that their party was a 'meme' party so that morons would vote for them.
It worked.
>>79387306
Depends in how much if a faggot you are.
>>79387114
>a meme party
A small party with no elected members (or only a couple) who have very specific areas of interest and are full of slightly eccentric people.
>>79387227
Ultra-permissive stealth socialists.
>>79387379
Thanks for the link.
I rekon labor will clinch it. Shorton will get axed and the housing bubble will burst on their clock completely fucking them out of any chance at getting in power for the next 12 years.
Hopefully they don't flood us with refuges in the meantime.
>>79387227
"progressive" bullshit mostly, they are a meme party also some of their candidates are in fact porn stars pic related
>>79387656
Also recommend https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
>>79387030
It's paying $1.01 at the TAB
>>79385740
The one against David Le(whatever the fuck his name is) was parked infront of his house and driven down his street to humiliate him as the intended purpose was. The slogan even addresses him.
The wicked campervans from my knowledge acknowledged someone's actual name on their to humiliate them, which is the difference.
>>79388015
So we can have freedom of speech as long as we don't name somebody?
>>79387715
$1.11
better than bank interest dickhead
>>79388086
I was saying that the odds of it turning out that way are near certainty m8y
agreeing with your prediction
>>79388072
Slander.
>>79388072
There comes a point where libel and shit comes into play m8.
>>79387696
Fuck, if Angela White tells you to vote for Communist trash party #3, you do it.
>>79388015
You are splitting hairs m8.
Sound like a faggot too.
I wish my electorate was nuked from orbit.
All of the choices are cancerous.
>>79388754
>Angela White
Just crank one out and donkey vote
>>79388754
Holy fuck, how did you manage that?
>>79388239
fuck off m8. I'm splitting your mums cunt later.
>>79388819
I'm in the melting pot of cancer known as the Wills electorate.
>>79389023
Godspeed.
Only decent candidate I have in my electorate is RUA.
>>79389023
iktf bro. Wills here too. I think I need to get out of here. Too many mudslimes, and leftist cunts.
>>79388211
>>79388212
it's obviously satire and unless he argues that his technique is better/worse than the 5 mins and then proves it somehow it's just not defamation.
our only tested freedom of speech is that of political speech and since he's a politician and it's satire directed at his action in this realm you'd have to be mental to think it'd go anywhere but to the trash in the nearest court.
>>79389191
Tell me about it.
Some fucking leftist dogshit cunt started tagging ANTIFA all down my street.
>>79388212
It's not libel, m8. It's just a joke that David found unfunny and distasteful. There's literally nothing else to it, but leftist fucks have no concept of free speech, so they think that if a free speech advocate disproves of certain speech, that makes them a hypocrite.
You can support free speech, and think someone is a cunt for exercising their right to free speech.
>>79389326
Some mad cunt put some Islam Sucks stickers on street signs on my street a while back. Butthurt faggots took to them with a sharpie though.
>>79389433
Their concept of free speech is that if they don't like it, it's banned.
But if you respectively disagree with them, fuck you.
>>79389615
>I'm all for free speech, but...
in Canberra for the weekend anyone know where the party's at tomorrow?
>>79389705
when i hear this it actually triggers me in real life.
i had someone say that at a party recently and the ensuing debate nearly ended the party.
it went from 0 - 100 in about 5mins with them screaming every sjw keyword you could imagine.
getting called a racist because you defend free speech?
all sjw's need to die.
>>79389891
Remember to use proper trigger technique.
>>79384797
Final Newspoll out at midnight tonight lads.
>>79389891
Somehow they are incapable of understanding that while we might not agree with or even support someone saying stupid things, that doesn't mean we think that the government should step in and throw that person in jail. These people seriously see the government as a surrogate parent.
>>79390236
Exactly, freedom of ideas and all that.
But fighting political correctness is pretty fun, more should be getting involved, especially in Australia.
>>79390161
TRIGGERED
Yes, yes, well done Green Party, well done Van der Bellen. Very progressive. Very diverse. Very vibrant. Very multicultural.
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>>79390161
kek
>>79390236
they do, and the worst crime you can commit is disagreeing with them. big daddy government needs to silence and imprison you.
it confuses me why they don't want to move to best korea or china if they enjoy being told what, how and when to think.
which party will allow me to own a semi auto rifle?
I'm all for free speech, but some of the Australians verbose language is extremely brittle and they prefer prawns over shrimp.
Anyway, I was thinking of changing my vote to liberty alliance.
>>79384797
So who should I vote for Kelly O'Dwyer or Jason Ball?
>>79390591
>Wanting Semi-Auto but doesn't know about LDP.
http://ldp.org.au/policy/firearms/
We're going to be like czechoslovakia
So I know these spastic abos that go to the church I used to go. There's a good chance they could be inbred. They don't work of course, but love to spend our tax payer dollars on frivolous shit. And they worst part this cunt posts everything on facebook "I'm buying this $45 tea pot next after my next cenno gibmedat" yeah cheers cunt. Expect obviously it's in his retarded kindergarten level English (traditional aboriginal dialect I believe they call it). They keep shitting out children as well. They're probably trying until they get a girl so they can continue their "proud" lineage.
I really hope they cut down on these fucking welfare handouts. Although of course they'll never dare take away all those fucking abo handouts.
The worst part is these "people" have the same voting rights as me, makes me sick
>>79385047
Motoring enthusiasts
>people mad at lock out laws
>labor plan to remove them
>people that hate these laws will still vote Liberal
L O L
>>79389489
Someone put those up in Perth, but with razorblades behind them.
Kekd so hard when I saw the SA start circulating warnings.
>>79390941
Low tier pleb racism m8.
>>79390591
L D P
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>>79390724
Czech Republic breh, Czechoslovakia was before they split with Slovakia.
Both are top tier countries with beautiful women, scenery and cheap piss.
>>79390724
I have been shilling LDP here for a while to no avail.
Who else?
Generally think LDP will win two senate spots desu.
>>79391226
Yep, since the 2013 election tbqh
>>79391226
>Tfw paying member.
Based David will save us all.
>>79391260
>>79391275
We need them to sneak the gun policy's under the radar and put things like the nanny state reform at the front for people to listen
>Tfw cant even fireworks with family
>>79391226
>TFW had a sign out front my house during busy church hours
>>79391457
That's what they told the volunteers here in WA, never bring up guns unless it's a shooters voter.
>>79391457
Run nanny state reform and political correctness at the forefront, then we'll be good
>>79391639
>WA
What electorate m8
>>79391226
>>79391260
>>79391457
I have them as a third preference on my local member, haven't seen my senate slip yet.
I wish I could put them higher but they want wholely private health care America style.
>>79391457
He's already protected us on that front.
He ensured a sunset to the ban on the 7 shell A110 and prevented an outright ban on the 5 shell model.
He's since been on a few policy review boards and has blocked some crazy leftist shit.
>>79388754
heres mine pretty great tbqh
>>79391726
also want to bin the min wage
>>79391639
SOR or NOR?
>>79384797
who the fuck cares, we have an election almost every fucking weekend. nothing changes
>>79391781
>KAP
MAD jelly.
>>79391802
You sound a bit too edgy here m8.
A bantering tone goes over better.
>>79391716
Volunteering down in Landsdale, banter will be intense mate, completely Liberal area.
>>79391793
NOR
>>79391726
>>79391789
They'll never achieve that, it is way too ingrained here.
>>79391802
just because bunnings has a sausage sizzle every weekend doesn't mean there's an election on
>>79391781
All of the jelly.
I really need to get the fuck out of Melbourne, but I expect I'll be leaving Australia sooner than move interstate.
>>79391879
>NOR
Bet you're a fucking pome cunt too.
You're alright until the election is over and then we're mortal enemies again, northerner scum.
>>79391879
based NOR.
Neil Hamilton Cowan m8?
Helping out Anne Aly's candidacy since I work for a state MP - its expected. Hope for a good turnout for LDP desu.
>>79391967
>he lives SOR
kek
K E K
KEK!
>>79385027
The Voluntary Euthanasia party, although only if you sign up for their early access program.
>>79391885
I don't think they should achieve it either.
there's nothing wrong with a tiny bit of public welfare, going full libertarian is retarded.
All their other policies are spot on though.
>>79392075
We will shrek u cunts in the race war.
Death to limey imports.
>>79392221
Not a pommy bastard mate
>>79391967
>>79392010
God I love the LDP, even the senators are shitposters.
Nah mate, Stirling.
>>79392221
Even worse, we're full wog up here mate.
>>79392284
Regardless, you cunts still spend most of your time up in Lancelin kill each other with machetes like niggers.
>>79384797
>>79392333
get out of MY suburb
>>79392368
t. gosnells resident
my electoral division is horrible
it's a safe liberal seat anyway so it doesn't matter whom i vote for
>>79391781
>>79388754
I'm still undecided for mine; I think I might just go Liberal..
>>79392333
Eh, wogs are alright.
They all came here in the 50's, worked their fucking guts out and now own half the industry in East Perth.
Old school wogs are based as fuck.
>>79391789
Minimum wage a shit. What the fuck is the point of a minimum wage when 20%+ of youth are unemployed?
>>79392425
I had a choice to buy a house in Gosnells, 10 minutes from work, or to build a more expensive house in Baldivis, 45 minutes from work, I chose Baldivis.
>>79392398
Nah cunt, but we can target some green voters here after election if you want.
Hoping LDP pick up 2-3 seats in the senate. If the SFFP, KAP, and the other based parties pick up a few between them we could have a pretty sweet voting block in the senate.
>>79392430
Your vote does matter.
Your primary vote pays the party you vote for.
>>79392430
I was considering throwing the independant party in my division a bone
but they're anti vaccers
>>79392490
its too high because the cost of living is too high because inflation thanks to the fucking housing bubble thanks to faketradie owning 5 houses all negatively geared
pop the bubble
drop the min wage
>>79392589
I always put Liberal, Labor and Greens last. In that order. Assuming there's no Communist party or the like running.
>>79392527
>baldivis
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fucking hell mate you need a fucking passport to get into Perth.
>>79392543
alright then, meet me outside stirlinga iga post election
>>79392664
Good man.
>>79391726
If the LDP ever gained majority power in Australia it won't be American style. It'd be more a combination of Singapore, Australia and US with alternative ideas being floated. That's the least of your worries.
The big thing is getting senators now to keep the lefties in check and start the pullback towards the right or at least the idea of freedom from the nanny state.
>>79392449
>Has LDP in his electorate
>chooses Liberals
>>79392664
put as many minor parties (e.g. Family First, Rise Up Australia) first, and get Labor and Greens at the very bottom, respectively.
>>79392679
Yeah, but I'm not complaining, I'm only 45 minutes out of dwelly and I'm not living in Gosnells.
First home owners have to start somewhere.
>>79392664
That's the way son!
>>79392637
I don't get what point you are trying to make.
>>79392449
VOTE LDP
VOTE FOR BASED DAVID
VOTE FOR SICK CUNTS
>>79392727
That's what I'm loving about this election, everyone is fed up with the commies and nanny state.
>>79392679
Might take you up on that offer.
>>79392449
> Has LDP & Family first in his electorate
Dude that's awesome. Chuck them up there and then preference your favourite major party after that. GG
>>79392870
> based david
Good old David "Can't take a fucking joke, just cries about his wives feelings" Leyonhjelm.
The biggest cuck this season.
A vote for the Liberals is a vote for the Jew.
>>79392922
>It's a back alley blow job organised on 4Chan episode.
Which six should I vote for in the senate
LDP
Shooters
One Nation
Who else?
>>79393051
>Calling someone on saying something insulting is bad.
I suppose you'd just sit in the corner and take it?
>>79393051
Source?
>>79393092
Real election day celebration.
>>79393145
Family First
Well considering Hofer won the first AND second rounds in the absence of the postal ballots, and that fucking with the democratic process is hardly going to endear the Left to the public, and that postal ballots generally come from the elderly and people in rural places who aren't known for having Leftern views, I think Van Der Bellend is going to take it again because the EU can't afford any more far-right political shift and they'll just make the leftists cheat better.
Just in case any fence sitters were wondering this election is one of the most important in the countries history.
We have the chance to elect the largest crossbench ever to combat the balance of power the Greens have.
Don't be a dick with your vote, two dozen senators will be decided with many only being a different of a few hundred/thousand votes.
Remember to preference the minor parties you like seriously and then your preferred major party after that. Remember Greens last every time in every seat and they can go and get stuffed.
>>79393236
>tfw I start every voting card by always putting Greens last then working my way through the rest
>tfw your electoral district only has Lib/Nats, labor and the Greens
Drawing dicks all over the ballot it is.
>>79393145
Nah fuck that...
One Nation
Australian Liberty Alliance
Family First
LDP
Shooters
Derryn Hinch's Justice
>>79384925
Also a reminder the Greens lost 30% of their votes last election many to fuckin Palmer United which are now all up for grabs since his party imploded. (mostly)
The protest votes in this country will be worth something like 500,000 votes nation wide at least.
>>79393051
shoo shoo lelbourne
>>79392727
yeah I wouldn't mind labor in government with various right wing parties running the senate.
of course because of being a tranny, I'd kind of like a national SRS/GRS waiting list even if its just 100 people a year (two psychiatrist referrals to apply) so it'd give private insurance companies incentive to offer it like in the US.
so I'll probably vote greens in the senate... idk I'll see how the slip looks.
>>79392851
I'm a dirty centrist.
I want negative gearing gone.
I also want minimum wage to remain, but lowered once the inflationary blister of the housing market is popped.
like, LDP is pretty much my ideal party but I can't support their health or wage policies. this isn't America.
we like giving people fair goes and the such here.
>>79393338
why even put the Greens on in the first place
>>79393367
Just go Libs mate, it's better to keep Labor out.
>>79393186
>Real election day celebration.
"Did you go and vote?"
"yep"
"oh cool, get a sausage"
"I sure did"
>>79393429
>Family first
>Intentionally cucking yourself
>>79393225
Why
>>79393537
Had to. There were only 6 parties above the line on senate, and I think 11 candidates below the line? And since you have to number 1-6 or 1-12 now, didn't have the option of skipping them
>>79388754
Fun fact: the green's candidate Samantha Ratnam has an autistic son.
>>79393696
That was an unintelligent comment. confusingly wrong.
>>79393501
> I can't support their health or wage policies
Would it shock you if I said that our health and wage system is killing our economy, we're on borrowed time now and that alternatives possibly exist/can be considered in future?
>>79393739
Well your mum has something in common with her.
>>79393620
>implying Family First are cucks
ey they're pretty good against the government cucking our kids and turning them into fags and trannies in Primary School (Safe Schools)
>>79393429
>Derryn Hinch's Justice
no thanks m8
Hates guns.
I'm not citizen but can I vote?
Für Hofer, natürlich.
>>79393977
does he? Thanks for letting me know senpai!
>>79394008
mate, sort your own country out first; you guys have a bloody chance!
>>79393977
Thanks for the info.
>>79394008
4th Reich and Second Austro-Hungarian Empire when?
>>79393578
Well you're about to get another.
>Unzips
Betting odds are 8 to 1 for labor. Worth a flutter?
>>79394008
Leave us behind friend.
You need to florish and gather men for the day of the rope.
>>79394051
>>79394192
Nah, vote for minor parties to gain seats.
Better returns there.
You cunts in Victoria better get this guy re-elected. First relatable politician in decades.
who the hell do I vote for if I want to stop the country from being sold piece-by-piece to the Chinese?
>>79394380
One Nation.
>>79394380
Vote Liberal for your local Electorate to keep Labor out...then go Australian Liberty Alliance for the Senate. Geert Wilders has endorsed them!
>>79394380
RACE WAR NOW
>>79393822
whats killing our economy is 20%+ unemployment, why do you think the government spends so much on welfare
if they cut it off the jobs wont suddenly appear overnight.
if the housing bubble popped and the inflation that caused it were to disappear overnight they could cut the dole back.
I'm not saying it wouldn't cause a recession because it would but now is the time to do it while the rest of the world is in decline.
>>79394562
So what do you have against their wage policies that are in combination with their market liberalization so jobs can return?
>>79394744
just that they want to abolish minimum wage
it just needs to be lowered, you lower inflation first and then lower the minimum wage
>>79394478
>to keep Labor out
Coalition are worse in terms of letting the Chinks buy up our country.
>>79394920
That might be true, but Labor are worse in terms of letting in Muslim rapefugees terrorize our country.
>>79384972
Holy fuck these guys still exist?
I remember getting batshit newsletters about aliens and chemtrails and shit from them over a decade ago.
>>79395113
10,000 extra rapefugees a year is not worse than what is happening with the chinks.
What's Labor's policy regarding Defence? Will they commit to 2% etc?
>>79395278
Well, Labor said they were gonna keep our borders secure under Kev 07, but they did lie and twisted things. I wouldn't trust them with something like this; hence why so many people are voting for One Nation and ALA.
>>79394920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>79395113
but Labor aren't in power right now and the libs have been taking in rapefugees just fine.
infact it was based Rudd who introduced the harsh boat people laws before the last election, he should have been PM again except everyone knew that he was going to get shit canned the moment Labor got in again
>>79395278
>10,000
you literally can't trust Labor in regards to immigration. There's too many gender identity and socialist politicians in the party that are bound to have an influence.
>Everyone in this thread literally voting right wing meme candidates and liberals after doing the same in 2013 and then all of you spent several years bitching about how Tony Abbott ruined your lives.
Jesus fucking christ are you faggots serious? You are going to vote for /pol/ cred over the privatization of medicare, privatization of TAFE, copper internet for the rest of our lifetimes, continuing privatization or centerlink and forced work for the dole and destruction of disability payments and privatization of the school system and deregulation of uni, destruction of the green energy sector, privatization of the CSIRO etc etc?
What in fuck is wrong with you people?
>>79395749
Stop trying to fucking take our fucking rights away and we might vote more centrist.
>>79395577
Strewth that video you linked was good stuff m8.
>>79395749
This, in 2016 as well.
>>79395526
Kev did, Julia didn't
Alpha tier;
Hawke
Abbott
Rudd
Keating
Beta tier;
Gillard
Howard
Omega tier;
Turnbull
>>79395749
So basically you want to keep your NEET bux?
Half of those thing you mentioned are good things, the other half they either won't be allowed to pass or are nowhere near as bad as the Union/Communist policies that Labor and the Greens would pass if they had the balance of power.
It's not a meme to support freedom mate.
>>79394853
fair enough
>>79395749
I'm voting
Greens
Labor
LDP
No Tolls and consumer rights
Family First
LNP
>>79392589
That fucking dank $2.20 funding
Old mate Malcolm can buy a couple billabongs at the tuckshop
>>79395904
agreed on most, though the continued medicare freeze is a concern. its like not getting a payrise for 4 years despite increasing workload then being told you'll have to wait another 4 years
>>79395749
> Medicare
Shit system, can't afford it. Needs to go so alternatives can be supported.
> TAFE
Good, the incentives of "free education" are all fucked and need to go. Education is a service and not a fucking right. Also, can't afford it in combo with everything else.
> centrelink & work for the dole
Yeah that sucks until they can fix the economy but that's hardly apocolyptic.
> green energy sector
Favouratism sucks but I prefer Nuclear desu
> muh $100k degrees
"Free" education forces costs up and there needs to be choice between cheap and premium.
> copper internet
Yeah that's fucked, Labor will fail at that too over another 20 years. Expansion of 4g services will help in future and the Libs might even let other companies help but that would only happen if the Libs + other right wing minor parties get in to start pulling the economy in that direction where they can do that with the crossbenches support.
So basically you're a neet or have good intentions with misplaced philanthropy. Good luck.
>>79384797
I wanna vote for Kevin 07 again.
>>79395904
>Half of those thing you mentioned are good things
None of those are good things, they will result in people fucking dying, especially poor people and sick people.
Also yes, things are that bad, Medicare is having huge amounts of it's funding slashed and bulk billing is being frozen at 2009 rates, thousands of people are literally going to die from these policies. You will be forced to go to Private Health Insurance to get healthcare and have you ever dealt with Australia's private health insurance industry? 99% of their schemes are fucking expensive as fuck scams that cover you for nothing.
Deregulation of universities will send degrees into the hundreds of thousands of dollars and Universities will almost exclusively cater to international students instead.
TAFE is already completely fucked and now costs you $5,000 to do a course that used to cost $100, not to mention half the shit has been fobbed off to unregulated diploma mills.
NBN destruction has resulted in tens of billions of dollars of revenue being lost. FTTN can't even provide a positive return on investment, so the Liberals just pissed away 56 billion dollars on a fucking COPPER network. 56 BILLION dollars.
Everyone here has dealt with Job service agencies. Do you want them controlling fucking everything to do with centerlink?
Oh and back to medicare, they are selling the records management to Telstra, so the Government now has to spend tax dollars every time you want your medical records to Telstra for fucking access.
CSIRO destruction is just so fucking crazy I don't think I even need to explain.
Attacks on the Renewable energy sector have chased away 300 billion dollars in investment in Australia, now going to fucking China.
All the right wing parties (apart from Katter) in Australia are fucking atrociously dogshit american shills and have no fucking idea what the fuck they are doing ever.
Also the LDP are legit just a front group for big tobacco.
>>79396273
The thing that's fucked now is that working Australians are all but forced to get private health insurance anyway if they want a proper level of care or else wait 18 months because of a bloated public system that's costing too much.
All I can say is that the Major 3 parties are all retarded and I hope we get 20+ crossbenchers and a lot of good Minor parties to change that. Or else let it collapse and start again, though I'd never vote Greens/Labor to speed that up.
