First for it's all fucked
second for jewry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5PTcLuXN4
>>79384693
>Gove still lower than meme candidates
Just burn it all down.
None of those people can easily win in 2020
None of the candidates have an ounce of charisma
People don't trust Gove after he killed Boris. I think Leadsom would have a much better chance against May.
>>79384915
Andrea Leadsom probably could since she has the least amount of cancer on her CV.
>>79384929
It`s like you din`t even watch the debates.
Why didn't you listen to Scouser Paddy anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTypBKEd8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dosmKwrAbI&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTypBKEd8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dosmKwrAbI&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTypBKEd8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dosmKwrAbI&feature=youtu.be
Tell me why we want Gove and not May. Try to keep the meme answers to a minimal. (30 points)
>>79384915
No Labour MPs can easily win as leader in 2020 either.
Unless Comrade Corbyn brings the nat to his soc.
Which party will you be voting for after Theresa 'Snooper's Charter' May wins the party nomination and Cuckswell becomes UKIP party leader?
>>79385079
Green
Gove is pure shit
>>79385013
Leadsom won't get it though, unfortunately.
>>79385039
Theresa "PAKIS IN, WAIFUS OUT, SPYING IN" May
So Gove has been promised a position by Theresa May then? He must know he can't win. Sabotaging Boris only favours May. Gove just looks like a traitor right now.
>>79385103
I'd literally rather vote for Monster Raving Loony than Green.
>>79385127
Please not Crabb.
>>79385079
none of them.
>>79385144
Kek, I know why we don't want le progressive woman PM. I just want to know why Gove is any better.
fucking crabb. if hes in we need an uprising
>>79384915
But when you look at the state of the Labour Party on the other hand...
>Theresa "Waifu means laifu in prison" May
>>79385079
Probably spoil my ballot like last time. Safe Labour seat anyway.
>In an alternate universe are nige dies in the plane crash of 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyfvrXIegiE
What do you think our politics would be like without him?
>>79385191
Sensible policies for a happier Britain.
Reminder that battle of the somme was fought by muslims and nignogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCBQv-nb1FQ
>>79385203
>>79385242
He's the perfect man to take the country sideways
>>79385232
Gove actually wants to get shit done and will push article 50 as soon as he gets in, he left Boris when Boris said he wanted freedom of movement for Europeans.
L E A D S O M
>>79385307
>>79385336
WE WUZ BRITZ N SHIET
100 years lads
What exactly is wrong with freedom of movement? We should keep freedom of movement and access to the single market.
>>79385402
>ywn lick that foot on that day
JDIMSA
>>79385402
I still do not get how he possibly could have survived that
he just got up and walked away for fucks sake
>>79385443
>>79385191
Some of their policies make sense. At least 7 have even become law including 24 hour licensing, lowering the voting age to 18 and pet passports.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/7-monster-raving-loony-party-5644717.
>>79385500
>>79385522
>two double dubs in a row
Noice
>>79385458
>>79385522
>>79384952
>>79385114
This!
Only aware of Gove recently, and only seen him in action for the first time this week. He is like a tepid cup of tea with a dog shit dropped in it. Please UK, do not let him get the top job.
And his accent, this is exactly why the world thinks Brits are even gayer than gay.
>>79385522
we have shifted to an unlikely alternate timeline m8
>The Tory party is going to elect a Merkel clone except with more draconian laws.
>Labour is collapsing
Can't we just meme an UKIP victory?
>>79384915
Labour is dead. They're losing the north to UKIP and they've lost Scotland. We need a split between Libertarian Brexit party and Authoritarian Socialist Bremain party.
>>79385402
I can't help it this picture always makes me kek.
>>79385500
>>79385536
>not explaining what's wrong with it
Great argument.
F A I R
A
I
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>>79385443
BoJo please.
>>79385601
He's actually quite strong willed I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEwTK5IEI2Q
>>79385625
I wish mate. But even after are Nige's glorious campaign against the EU, most people still see UKIP as le racist Nazis. Just look at the shambles that was the 2015 general election.
There is no doubt anymore for all of his faults and autism he is our man
![20150919_LDP010_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8eu6UsU.jpg "20150919_LDP010_0[1].jpg")
>>79385302
>Not supporting Comrade 'Rekts it for Brexit' Corbyn
>Not taking party in part deselection to remove BLAIRITES
>>79385625
They got 15 percent of the vote, yet somehow managed one seat, UKIP should be the 3rd largest party.
Austria presidential poll result overturned
Austria's highest court has annulled the result of the presidential election narrowly lost by the far-right candidate of the Freedom Party.
The party had challenged the result, saying that postal votes had been improperly handled.
The Freedom Party candidate, Norbert Hofer, lost the election to the former leader of the Greens, Alexander Van der Bellen, by less than a percentage point.
The election will now be re-run.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING ACROSS EUROPE
>>79385766
I don't want it in the tens of thousands I want it in the zeros of thousands
>>79385747
I'll check it out, thanks mate.
Just first impressions are pretty bad.
>>79385794
he is our guy in every way. he even suggested bringing back the death penalty years ago.
there's a lot of hidden power level in the gove
So just to clarify, is this going to be a public vote or just a party vote? If so, then I might actually become a Tory.
>>79385659
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/11468004/Ukip-leader-Nigel-Farages-2010-plane-crash-while-campaigning-in-pictures.html?frame=3230067
Enjoy
>>79385766
ROVE EM GOVER
>>79385307
God he looks rough in that interview.
>driving through switzerland, through austria into germany
>stop in germany at a service station
>gypsy/muslim or probably both comes over to me
>tries to tell me he has a load of swiss watches he can sell me for a good price
>opens the bag
>there are about fifteen watches in there, obviously fake or stolen
>tell him i'm not interested
>he walks over to his car and opens the boot to show me more
>puts his bag on the edge of the boot
>at this moment i grab his bag, jump in my car and speed off
>lose him
>laughing my arse off as i tear down the motorway with a big bag full of knock off watches on the passenger seat
>the only crime i have ever committed in my life
>stopped in a village and gave them to some kid sat on a bench
I still don't know why I did that. My only hope was that he would go away, but something came over me. I became the gypsy.
>>79385849
We can`t become North Korea, lad.
>>79385842
Isn't it funny?
>>79385842
Noice
>>79385895
Party vote.
>If so, then I might actually become a Tory.
Unlike Labour they were smart enough to make it a requirement that you have to be a member for 3 months before you can vote.
>>79385601
>And his accent, this is exactly why the world thinks Brits are even gayer than gay.
He's a posh Scottish guy. Not all of us sound posh you know...
>>79385921
S P L E N D I D
I S O L A T I O N
Why is Gove still shitting the bed
Why the fuck did BoJo's lads not come over to Gove?
>>79385991
Gove knifed him in the neck
>>79385733
is "even more fair" really how you say it ?
wouldn't you say "fairer" ?
>>79385991
spite
>>79385842
with the extra meme magic from Brexit, Hofer will win
>>79385965
Well shit. Although this is a good thing since it means that libshits aren't gonna impulsively join the Tory party just to vote for muh womyn PM.
muh gay pride
We didn't vote for it!
>>79386036
Are we mummyposting now?
>>79385299
Did she want to ban hentai or something?
>>79386084
When we meme it, they will come!
>>79386036
both work
>>79385920
probably some remnants of viking blood
when in an alien land you've got to steal and plunder
>>79386036
You could say "fairer" but "more fair" is more grammatically correct.
>>79386027
Yeah it's politics, I'd expect blowback if it was the general populace who voted for the leader but it isn't
Aren't Tory MPs used to this shit by now?
>>79386111
I wish Brighton would break off from the UK and just float away across the sea. That shithole can go be a gay little island for all I care.
>>79385905
Thank you anon. Shouldn't really laugh but the story and some of the pictures are honest to god hysterical.
>gove wins
>hofer wins
>trump wins
>le penn wins
>>79385799
I paid £3 to vote for Corbyn (and would do again) and my local MP nominated Corbyn for the leadership. I need to check what she's been up to recently and email her asking her to support Corbyn through his recent troubles.
>to make this country better again
had to edit out that great i bet
This guy is our Ed Miliband.
>>79385920
I hope this is true, well done m8. Hope the kid on the bench wasnt brown.
>>79385920
fucking kek
good job lad
>>79386124
it was just a random pic, sorry anon.
Here, have a 14 year old.
>>79385991
Maybe Cons are tired of Scottish leaders.
What's your favourite picture of the last few days?
>>79386233
No, Gove is principled and dedicated to the cause. Ed is wishy washy.
>>79385725
Fine, here's your reply, cunt.
We have the rest of the world we can trade with, there are plenty more opportunities out there. Some anon was posting a map here of viable options, I didn't save it. Whether or not you want to accept it, by imposing tariffs on trade with us, we could simply say fuck you and go elsewhere and several EU member states would be worse off. Remember, they don't have the choice of going elsewhere to sell goods and services.
Freedom of movement - A skilled Hungarian engineer is just as welcome here as a Romanian beggar - just so long as they have an EU passport, they can come in. More poor Europeans here equates to a strain on health services, school places and housing availability, and leaves the benefit system wide open to exploitation.
Now go fuck yourself.
>>79386233
PUT ASIDE THE RHETORIC
GET AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE
>>79386311
True, I was more saying it in a likeable way.
>>79386124
I'm down with mummyposting
>>79386310
>>79386223
Is there a list of MPs supporting Corbyn?
>>79385232
He wants to crash through the corrupt and sclerotic institutions like a wrecking ball and we want that.
>>79385307
>that phone in the background
please tell me he actually uses that
>>79386311
>principled backstabber
>>79385967
He's Scottish? Get tae fuck? I didnae ken that. I actually used to stay in Leith, with that accent he'd get his heed kicked in doon there.
Maybe a Scottish PM is a good f.u. to Sturgeon. At least he has a bit more personality than Brown.
>>79386197
Hardly anyone expected Gove to run as he ruled himself out in the past, plus he was helping Boris run his campaign.
Tory leadership elections can get messy though
>>79386310
The twitter account that said he'd kill himself if he woke up to Farages smiling face. Didn't save.
>>79386310
Am I the only one who would smash Laura Kuenssberg backdoors in?
>>79385842
those guys looks like they come from some shitty science fiction tv show
I love how people aren't even bothered about Brexit any more because both parties are fucking mental
>>79386436
It`s basically just Mcdonell and Abott.
He`s planning to de-select them after he wins anyway.
>>79386472
He got rid of Boris because he wasn't a true believer. He has not wavered from his principles. The people voted out and he will deliver that.
>>79386545
Got you bro.
>>79386214
It's his happy optimistic face at the start that does it for me
>>79386564
Emily "Utter cunt" Thornberry too
>reluctantly, but firmly
>a burning passion
>>79386574
He's not laughing now.
>>79385838
...and they would get a lot more than that today. Many potential UKIP voters went Tory in the last election to stop a Labour/SNP alliance from gaining a majority
Have memes gone too far?
>>79386548
Nope.
I was saying it last night, I'm getting some sort of Stockholm syndrome. She looks more attractive by the day
where is the Gove stream lads?
Theresa May has much better chances of winning in 2020 than Gove does, therefore, it will be May.
Why are people so worried about financial collapse don't they know agrarianism is the comfiest societal model?
Do we like John Pienaar
>>79386574
Did he make good on his statement?
>>79386564
Corbyn will deselect everyone until it's just him standing in every seat in the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1OdRzJj_k4
Peter Hitchens on channel 4
>>79386690
no.
Is anyone else pissed off with the new backstabbing Gove narrative?
They didn't say a thing about Boris the betrayer who wanted free movement of people yet when Gove decides that he can't support Boris' backpedalling he gets called a traitor.
>>79385887
KEK
>>79386690
Unfortunately, no.
>>79386615
When I said I wanted to be a comedian everyone laughed at me. Well no one is laughing now.
>>79386653
I don't know if that's true. He came across as more likeable than May in his speech.
>>79386770
>laurie penny
dis gon be gud
looks like she had a makeover. wish she would stop objectifying herself
>>79386653
>Corbryn winning anything
>Theresa "Police state" May in any way more electable than Michael "Gas the Teachers" Gove
>>79386310
Laura (((Kuennsberg))) is gorgeous desu
The most Guardian story I've seen on The Guardian for a long time.
>>79386653
Leadsom is more electable than either.
WAIFUS = DEATH IN THE NEW MAY CALIPHATE
Gove is doing pretty well at this conference, I lold at that response just then.
>>79386800
Gove is not well liked due to the education reforms. He is an easy target for the sensationalist press to hammer. But yeah I agree, it is annoying.
>>79386985
>Theresa "Police state" May
i dont like her politics either. but i think she is the one for the job. she has a pair of balls, she is committed the job and you know where she stands. she could be another thatcher, making the shitty decisions that have to be done.
>>79387175
Which is why she won't win
>>79387169
is that a man or woman in your pic
I legit can't tell
>I guess inbreeding is a worry after all
>I love Buzzfeed
bantz
>>79386770
>Game of Throne analogies
Fucking cancerous shitstains
>>79386770
>dropping the GoT references left right and centre
>trying to appeal to the lower demographic
>not realising that she's cringy as fuck
FUCK OFF
>>79386436
Closest is this although it's a few days old:
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/26/labour-shadow-cabinet-resignations-jeremy-corbyn-who-has-gone
Gove rekking Buzzfeed, I leld.
>>79387175
We don't know that because she hasn't been allowed near frontbench politics in her career yet. As a result nobody knows her and there is far more hesitancy and inertia against her because she's a relative unknown. I love her more than anybody but it's unlikely that this is her time. She will probably get a nice cabinet spot tho.
>>79387169
Q U A L I T Y
>>79387169
>Ramona Aly
That was that mussie bitch who wrote that 'Quintessentially British' caption with the token competition muslim entrant.
>>79387290
anglos are inbred
>>79387213
What did he say that made you lol?
>>79387269
She is an enemy of democracy. Nothing she wants to do is necessary
Why is no one discussing the looming nightmare of our two largest parties being led by women?
>>79386564
>>79386596
Based Richard Burgon is a strong Corbynista
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUMoznn5aC
>>79387446
Presumably his jab at Buzzfeed.
>>79387439
Left to right:
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
So what is the verdict on this Gove speech + Q&A? Is he the man for the job?
>>79387439
I'd fuck the one in the middle, desu.
>>79387439
would do all except the ghost
>>79387439
It's true. At least the inbred Anglos who went to Australia added Abos to their gene pool.
>>79387466
Because them being women doesn't matter. Them being retarded does however
I just realised I've not seen the eternal Anglo shitposter since Brexit.
Maybe he killed himself.
>>79387439
Girl on the left - all night long.
>>79387202
They have will take my Karen folder from my cold, dead hands.
>>79387487
Oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUMoznn5aCE
>>79385794
Does Leadsom have any faults?
>>79387581
We can but dream.
Gove is a sociopath. He fucked over Boris and didn't afraid of anything.
>>79387439
Disgusting, jesus fuck
>>79387641
>fucked over
He's Boris' puppet
>>79386770
how is that woman, who's been proven to be a pathological liar and fraud and con artist, allowed to be on a news channel like that ?
Gove is *not* going to take the UK out of the ECHR.
It's ogre, lads.
>>79387446
Reporter said "somebody is quoted as saying "there is a dark place reserved in Hell for thee" Mr Gove how do you respond"
and Gove said "one of the things about twitter is that it tends to encourage four letter pithy anglo-saxon words which has seemed to have ushered in a new age of political scorn, but having studied Pope and Swift in university I'm glad to see that the good old days are back again"
>>79387516
Can't loathe the Gove.
Only Gove can deliver real Brexit. I don't want to live in May's police state.
>>79387672
I'd forgotten she existed till now. What's she done recently?
>>79387581
He still makes threads. 10 replies and it dies though.
>>79386770
>Giving the bitch air time.
Just when I thought she had fallen into irrelevance
Also M O R A L
>>79387516
He's the best of the two we're likely to be handed. Leadsom has potential but remains an unknown quantity. It's got to be Gove, really. He campaigned for Leave and pledged a reduction in immigration, potentially in the ten of thousands post-Brexit. That's probably the best we can expect from the parliamentary Tories.
>>79386283
DELET THIS.
>>79387627
Obscurity.
What are the hashtags for supporting Conservative leader runners?
All I know is #LeadPoisoning
>>79387674
>Gove is *not* going to take the UK out of the ECHR.
Teresa May said the same thing but it doesn't really matter any more.
The ECHR now has The British Supreme Court about it. . .. . . previously the highest court was the ECJ - when we Brexit, we take back control.
It's nothing to worry about.
>>79387772
I don't know, I was certain that she died until today.
>>79387858
no, here have a 13yo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36684452
Chancellor George Osborne has abandoned his target to restore government finances to a surplus by 2020.
It had been the chancellor's most prized goal and had been driving austerity measures in previous budgets.
However, Mr Osborne said the UK must be "realistic about achieving a surplus by the end of the decade".
The UK economy is showing "clear signs" of shock in the aftermath of the vote to leave the European Union, he said.
>using lefty tactics against them
>>79387908
this t b h
>>79387819
what's he clapping to?
I remember him shaking his head and the qt behind looking at him
>>79384929
This, absolutely. Getting a "good deal" is highly unlikely with any of these dildos.
>>79387957
she's /fa/ as fuck
Been celebrating Brexit by reading a book about Britain's Empire. tfw I'll never be a part of that glorious, civilizing, adventurous age.
>>79387577
>Because them being women doesn't matter.
Do you actually believe that?
>>79387940
No wonder he went on the booze three days then turned up looking like he had one too many.
>>79388119
Yes. Politicians are all crooks. Doesn't matter if they're male or female
>>79388115
Which book? I'm about to start reading this one.
This may be the stupidest thing I've heard from someone butthurt about Brexit.
>"We had a vote so you have to do what we said" - Leavers' idea of how democracy works.
Cept it is.
>>79385346
I've seen this joke 3 times and It's still funny
Keep posting it
![CmMz0dfXIAAxQCT[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QisY33c.jpg "CmMz0dfXIAAxQCT[1].jpg")
This is exactly what they did with Nige
>U-TURN ONLY HOURS AFTER BREXIT - NIGEL FARAGE BACKTRACKS ON PROMISE TO INCREASE SPENDING ON THE NHS BY £350 MILLION
Did a woman on QT actually say there were riots here in Liverpool after the referendum vote?
>britpol actually believed this little mong was the next PM
kek
e
k
>>79388293
Empire: What ruling the world did to the British by Paxman. It's nothing special, but I'm pleb-tier when it comes to history and wanted a bit of a comfy intro to it.
>>79386436
>>79386564
plus Based Beast of Bolsover of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtUQSR-ssPE
>OUT OF MY WAY WEEABOO FUCKING SHITS
top class article on may
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/01/theresa-may-is-a-great-self-promoter-but-a-terrible-home-secreta/
>>79388525
I haven't read that one yet, but I have seen the accompanying TV series which was very good.
Theresa "Migrants on the way" May
Dave's taking this really hard
>>79388663
Didn't know there was a TV series desu, I'll give it a watch once I'm done with the book.
Gove is the man for the job for sure.
Check out his debating skills on youtube. I'm sure that he is the best on offer now
Gove is our man, don't let BorisBabbies tell you otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8FGtOHBHLs
>>79388721
does have a retainer on his teeth?
>>79388721
>EIFFEL FUCKING TOWER
How do we stop Theresa from taking away our anime?
>>79388721
I think those women are the ones taking it really hard
>>79388770
That's one of Merkels wire-like pubes.
>>79388575
God help us
>>79388790
Maybe it would be for the best to save future generations
I joined the Labour party so that I can vote corbyn in the leadership election...I'm destroying labour from the inside..
>>79388790
Vote Gove, Gove approves
fuck umaru though
>>79384693
Boris is such a faggot.
Reminder that as 'Gove' spoke, this graph accelerated.
MAY
A
Y
>>79388790
taht fucking anime is so shit, but somehow it offers some of the best reaction pics
truly wonderful
>>79388951
>maymay
literally meme candidate
>>79388876
>destroying labour
You mean destroying Blairites
>>79389069
No. I mean rendering Labour unelectable which will force Labour to split
Theresa pls go.
>>79388951
Because clearly the person who can lead us out of the EU and end immigration is a woman who wanted to stay in the EU and presided over mass immigration.
>>79387515
you revolt me
>>79389156
the whole 'corbyn is unelectable meme' loses a lot of weight when May is the tory leader
>>79389050
It's time to spread terror among the weebs. Because why not.
THERESA 'weebs will pay' MAY MAY
Andrea Leadsom ftw. She has always been clear about no free movement. She has less baggage than Gove and is more likable.
>>79389329
It's because they're white, isn't it Sven?
>>79389344
>Implying
As much as I may not like May she's a gorillion times more electable than Comrade Corbyn
>>79389382
They both seem pretty good. Why can't we have nice things, a two-horse race between Gove and Leadsom?
>>79389225
That picture is my biggest fear
>>79389225
translation:
>I am butthurt because my meme backstabber candidate failed
It's time for perceived competence, and that's what you're going to get.
>>79389382
shes weak and female. i just cant see her being pm. can you imagine her at pm question time, it will be a snooze fest. shes a grandmother not a statesman
>>79384693
second coming of thatcher
god bless
>>79389441
Remainer butthurt MPs will pick May. The only question is who the other pick will be. Leadsom comes across as honest and people are fed up with dishonest politicians.
>>79389527
I don't trust childless women with power.
Theresa May-may
>>79389602
All that doesn't matter. What matters is that she is the most decent of the bunch and wants to end free movement. Everything else is secondary and can be delegated.
>>79386310
>>79389616
Anyone who was not pro-Brexit are completely ineligible tbqh.
>>79389527
>theresa may
>competance
sorry but shes entirely incompetent if you look at anything shes done in the last 10 years. not only has she been an abysmal home secretary she also didnt risk her job betting on leave. no guts no glory.
>>79389602
You sound like a genuinely autistic 12 year old
>Unironically backing the architect of the snooper's charter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2fSXp6N-vs
>>79389723
It won't be the people electing. It will be MPs. We need to be sure one of the two is Leadsom or at least Gove.
>>79389662
>>79388951
It is her destiny
